r/MadeMeSmile Jul 31 '21

Man rescues sloth, sloth smiles at man ANIMALS

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u/crzycatlady987 Jul 31 '21

It still amazes me just how slow they move lol. It’s like watching something in slow motion

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u/karlnite Jul 31 '21

I was at a restaurant and it had trees growing up through the roof and a glass ceiling to see the canopy. There was sloths living in the trees and they could climb into the restaurant and hang out on the lower branches. They had no predators and were fed by the restaurant owners. It started raining and those coddled sloths ran inside with the speed of a racoon to stay dry. So they certainly can move when they want to.

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u/NotACvltCanna Jul 31 '21

That is actually super interesting and I didn't know that.

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u/karlnite Jul 31 '21

Yah, they’re not fast but it was like a jog speed and they certainly looked limber enough. I think they choose to move like that to conserve energy, so maybe the fact the place fed them they don’t mind expending energy.

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u/Any-Management-4562 Jul 31 '21

I can imagine if you’re hanging upside down like they do you’d need to conserve as much energy as possible so it makes sense

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u/left_handed_archer Jul 31 '21

Their movement speed has to do with their metabolism, and their inability to control their own body temperature. They need to keep their bodies at a certain temperature to be able to digest their food. They can move in bursts to speed if they need to, but they have to be careful. For example, If their bodies become too cold, the microbes in their gut will die off and they can no longer digest. On hot days they move slowly so that they don't make their bodies too hot. This is why Sloths can die of starvation on a full stomach. It's also why they're especially sensitive to climate change. The consistent temperatures they're used to living in are no longer as consistent. 😕

https://slothconservation.org/starving-death-full-stomach/

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u/Occamies Jul 31 '21

That’s actually so fucking sad

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u/__dandylion__ Jul 31 '21

Where was that restaurant? It sounds really cool!

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u/karlnite Jul 31 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

Oh geez… uhh porto vjeria… coco? I’ll edit this in a few minutes.

Edit: Puerto Viejo, Koki beach.

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u/chihuahuassuck Jul 31 '21

If you figure it out update me too please. Seeing this is a new life goal for me

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u/karlnite Jul 31 '21

Costa Rica, Puerto Viejo, the place is called Koki beach.

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u/CoachViper Jul 31 '21

I saw a documentary once that showed them actually as pretty fast swimmers. They just dropped out of a tree into the river and started to her across.

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u/Ditzfough Jul 31 '21

They actually have the ability to climb alot faster than you might think

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u/Unkuni_ Jul 31 '21

yet they choose not to

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u/WickedFestive Jul 31 '21

They’re preserving their energy for the ultimate takeover

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u/QueenTahllia Jul 31 '21

That’s actually scary hahaha

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u/UnresolvedInsecurity Jul 31 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

It's to-do with evolution and environment interplay. Sloths live in hot and humid environments so the endothermic (temperature) regulation most other mammals bodies do, sloths don't need to. So they don't need to eat as much (about 100 calories a day).

As a result of all this, their metabolism is also slow. So they are default energy-efficient mammals but still have the ability to do everything like other mammals but wouldn't be able to keep it up for long.

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u/hunmingnoisehdb Jul 31 '21

Put him behind wheels and it's all different.

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u/Longy77 Jul 31 '21

They move faster than I do when throwing punches in my dreams

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u/NoPantsPenny Jul 31 '21

Dude just saved this sloth like 2.5 days of travel.

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u/-kelo- Jul 31 '21

Yeah I didn't even know they blink slow too lol

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u/Olli_bear Jul 31 '21

They must view us moving like how we view Neo moving in the matrix

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u/Humbled0re Jul 31 '21

even the eye blinking. thougth that was just an exaggeration in cartoons.

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u/mudveed Jul 31 '21

Soo, it's sloth motion. I'll see myself out.

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u/shut_up-BOT Jul 31 '21

How are they not extinct yet? They can’t run. They can’t fight. I don’t think they have that great of camouflage or hiding places. They can hide in trees but need to come back down for food.

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u/taterslayer64 Jul 31 '21

their survival is entirely dependent upon camouflage – a factor aided by their symbiotic relationship with algae growing on their fur. Sloths’ main predators – big cats like jaguars, ocelots and birds such as harpy eagles – all primarily detect their prey visually, and it is likely that sloths simply move at a pace that doesn’t get them noticed. <

Source: link

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u/shut_up-BOT Jul 31 '21

Thank thank

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u/Anotherdude342 Jul 31 '21

The adrenaline rush he got from going so fast will last forever.

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u/OnMeFone Jul 31 '21

He went supersonic

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u/666ofw66 Jul 31 '21

Dude slow the fuck down! We're gonna crash!

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u/iamjknet Jul 31 '21

The sloth was totally going for a fist bump at the end 👊

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u/jeanettera Jul 31 '21

That's what I thought! Thanks, du.... aww he's gone

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u/oatmeal1977 Jul 31 '21

Fist bump at 0.025x.

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u/johnmarksman1995 Jul 31 '21

I was think more a " thanks dude, if i had a thumb, it'd be up right now."

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u/HeartyBeast Jul 31 '21

That actually a defensive move I’m afraid. When I worked in South America for a bit, we rescued a sloth from a river and put it in a tree to dry out. Stood next to the tree to get a photo with sloth. It slowly extended its arm and then those claws came whistling past my nose are at a surprisingly fast pace.

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u/Tiger-Gautreaux Jul 31 '21

It's like a mantis shrimp punch in a way isn't it?

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u/HeartyBeast Jul 31 '21

Now that would have been a surprising pace

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u/midnight_reborn Jul 31 '21

Who's to say it wasn't faster? Maybe it was too fast to see.

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u/SpecialistSun4847 Jul 31 '21

"Thank you, human. You have distinguished yourself amongst your kind and in doing so you have ensured your place in our world once Slothkind descends from the trees. You and your seed will be protected from The Great Burning and will be allowed to live out your days together as we rebuild the world on the ashes of your civilization. Fear not, gentle human. The time approaches quickly. You will need not wait long."

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u/SusheeMonster Jul 31 '21

Too bad it took a month to say that lol

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u/saikopasu_neko28 Jul 31 '21

Its ok he doesnt need to understand it now, but he will once time comes

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u/Trollsvans Jul 31 '21

So you're telling me that sloths are related to Hermaeus Mora?

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u/NoneYours Jul 31 '21

For a being who knows everything, they sure don't know how to talk fast enough.

Lol

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u/Pandemonium_Empire Jul 31 '21

Has to wait 87 years

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u/midnight_reborn Jul 31 '21

I would love to serve Slothkind. Life isn't meant to be fast paced, but a slow enjoyment of the simple pleasures.

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u/gutternerd Jul 31 '21

That face, so freaking cute

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u/Gam38 Jul 31 '21

That sloth was thinking damn this monkey moves at warp fucking speed

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u/AmoebaBoy89 Jul 31 '21

That was the slowest “thank you wave”

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u/fifiloveg00d Jul 31 '21

Wonder if slothy feels like they traveled forward in time.

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u/Gibbydoesit Jul 31 '21

If sloths could talk they would say dude a lot and their favorite drinks would be White Russians

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u/tomfispro Jul 31 '21

Hey that’s just your opinion man

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u/lisa_is_chi Jul 31 '21

Yeah, this aggression will not stand, man.

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u/soapiesss Jul 31 '21

Why a White Russian?

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u/Medicfox1459 Jul 31 '21

Of course the sloth smiled at the man. That man just shaved about six months off of its trip to the tree.

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u/MessyBubble4016 Jul 31 '21

Hopefully it was the right tree otherwise it's in for a huge surprise in about two weeks when it finally hits the top.

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u/alienc0re Jul 31 '21

Save the sloths! Fora Bolsonaro 🇧🇷

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u/FrankyJuicebox Jul 31 '21

Seems very helpful but he was on his way to his weekly bathroom break. Dude set him back 3 days!

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u/takkiemon Jul 31 '21

He must have felt like he was saved by the Flash or Quicksilver.

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u/Briccochet Jul 31 '21

Yes lol He went thought 5 dimensions at light speed in his mind

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u/YvonneM27 Jul 31 '21

That slow ass blink was so cute

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u/SepiTuIndah Jul 31 '21

It’s just like how my cats like to blink to show affection

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u/Kinsdale85 Jul 31 '21

Watching stuff like this I always wonder what it would be like if other animals made it their thing to save us. Like, you’re walking past a herd of elephants and suddenly one of them picks you up and puts you on a tree. “Steve, can you please go and save that hairless ape. It’s clearly in danger.”

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u/Schattentochter Jul 31 '21

There's stories here or there about that kind of stuff - whales protecting ships, dolphins saving drowning people - there even was this video on reddit (I'm sorry, I don't remember the sub or I'd post it) where an elephant rushed into a river and nudged a swimmer out of the river to save them.

And then, of course, there's dogs and their vicious protecting us from the evil mailman by emphatically showing them the language of their people.

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u/mirashica3D Jul 31 '21

Good human!

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u/RaptorDoingWhatICan Jul 31 '21

"Niiiiick"

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u/gringottsbanker Jul 31 '21

Flash, flash, 100 yard dash!!

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u/CoolAbhi1290 Jul 31 '21

Thanks hooman

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u/ticfmlfl Jul 31 '21

Dona Preguiça.

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u/Dudu_BrawlStars Jul 31 '21

Aquela do Catalendas?

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u/ticfmlfl Jul 31 '21

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmm! <3

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u/Dudu_BrawlStars Jul 31 '21

Muito bom, assistia direto quando era menor Tinha pesadelo pra caramba mas ainda gostava

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u/asadultan3 Jul 31 '21

Humans: 24 fps Sloths: 1000 fps

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u/Safe-Sail9335 Jul 31 '21

Ancient Giant Sloths will protect you in the afterlife🥳

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u/this_knee Jul 31 '21

Title should’ve been: Sloth experiences light speed movement by humans.

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u/Revolutionary_Bee3 Jul 31 '21

Still bewildered how they aren't extinct especially knowing that lots of them die when defecating.

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u/RoyalwithCheese10 Jul 31 '21

Lots of them die while defecating as a proportion of their total deaths. This is simply because defecation time is when they are most vulnerable as they come down from the tree tops. Otherwise they kinda make sense evolution wise; they certainly dont waste energy

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u/dEdIkNigHt Jul 31 '21

A dude I know is allergic to sloths. Deathly so. How does learn such a thing you ask? He was on vacation in Chile, petted a sloth at a zoo. An hr later he was being intubated at the nearest ER. Apparently the algae that grows on them is what actually triggered the reaction.

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u/thekittysays Jul 31 '21

The sad thing is this is happening due to deforestation. Roads and towns where there never used to be any causing animals with little to no experience of humans coming into contact with them and having no idea how to deal with it. We really are a scourge on this earth.

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u/shifu--master_shifu Jul 31 '21

He saved years of time of that sloth by doing that

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u/VogonSkald Jul 31 '21

Wheeee! Zoom!

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u/Vegetable-Moment4852 Jul 31 '21

I am still flabbergasted by how slow they move lol. It’s so amazing

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u/Genestah Jul 31 '21

Sloth: My man. Thank you.

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u/mittelhandknochen Jul 31 '21

They always appear to be smiling but that doesn't mean they're happy. If they need help, like in the video, it's ok but often tourists hold them to take pictures and think they're fine because they're "smiling" but in reality they're in distress.

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u/ThatGrill4 Jul 31 '21

I always think of the sloth DMV scene from zootopia

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u/A_Grinning_Demon Jul 31 '21

Sloths can kill in situations like these. Don't let that dopey face and slow speed fool you.

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u/Godsenttt Jul 31 '21

Saved him a months work.

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u/Jtg1960 Jul 31 '21

Hello boss I’m gonna be a few hours late for work today. Yeah I just saved a sloth from being run over in the highway and he’s taking a few hours to say “Thank you” lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

That sloth probably thought he entered the speed force when he got picked up and walked.

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u/Thin-Kaleidoscope-40 Jul 31 '21

That sloth covered more mileage that day than in its lifetime.

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u/TeemaTen Jul 31 '21

They even blink slow

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u/Crozbro Jul 31 '21

Read between the lines!

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u/kingsam360 Jul 31 '21

He's like Welp, I guess I'm single

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u/Shuthemofoup Jul 31 '21

Awwww! That was awesome ❤

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u/MotherButterscotch44 Jul 31 '21

I must have one!!!

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u/FML_Mama Jul 31 '21

The best thing I’ve seen today!

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u/Aixina Jul 31 '21

Weeeeeeee, i am speed

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u/Argyleskin Jul 31 '21

This made me tear up.

That expression, just love, gratitude, and happiness.

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u/Affectionate-Bag-733 Jul 31 '21

These guys can drive very fast, thank God u didn't took him in your car

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u/doubled2319888 Jul 31 '21

Damn bro why did you put me in my neighbors tree?

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u/ApexSectMaster Jul 31 '21

Good man, hope he washes his hands afterwards though...

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u/QueenTahllia Jul 31 '21

“Thanks dude you saved like 2.5 hours from my commute” lol

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u/Sharethejoke5 Jul 31 '21

"fucking hell Jimmy, slow the fuck down, your gonna get us killed! Oh, back on the tree, fuck that was a ride, glad we survived cheeky grin while waving goodbye"

Mutters to self as climbing home, "fucking maniac"

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u/RYYYYYYAAAAAAAAN Jul 31 '21

Idk how sloths aren’t completely extinct.

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u/BasedOden Jul 31 '21

This mofo even blink slow 😂😂

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u/monks254 Jul 31 '21

I just cannot comprehend how this species hasn’t gone extinct somehow yet! Amazes me every day!

Glad they aren’t tho, so freaking cute

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u/LiterallyNobodi Jul 31 '21

Animals usually don't know you are trying to help. He was both a happy and overly smart sloth.

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u/idma Jul 31 '21

Flash, Flash! 100 yard dash!

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u/jonas_rosa Jul 31 '21

Animals don't usually smile, nor do they fist bump. Those are actually defense mechanisms, it's showing its teeth and it's claws as a threat to the strange animal carrying her, because it can't just indentify that the human is helping and not attacking

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u/lady_danno Jul 31 '21

The way it moves reminds me of an animatronic.

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u/docedebatatadoce_ Jul 31 '21

Only in Brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/Matix2 Jul 31 '21

Lmao the slowness. So their brains go that slow or like, they think it’s a bit ridiculous themselves?

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u/trickyleg234 Jul 31 '21

I feel sloths are the antithesis of survival of the fittest

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u/Volkrisse Jul 31 '21

Bro you saved that sloth like a week.

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u/Ok_Economy6136 Aug 01 '21

The way he turn around to start climbing, like, alrighty let get started on this 2week climb to the top

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u/Awkward-Blackberry-7 Aug 01 '21

Awww. That’s the fastest the sloth will ever move in its lifetime.

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u/m0l0_l0l0 Aug 01 '21

I'm new to reddit and I'm just so shocked and happy no one here is shitting on the human for "interfering".

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u/potato_bunny69 Jul 31 '21

So heartwarming ❤️

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u/tsai_tama Jul 31 '21

Ah fck I had to walk two days to reach there. Now I can't even kill myself.

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u/jeanettera Jul 31 '21

Although they only come down out of the trees once a week to go to the bathroom, so now he has to hold it for another week.

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u/Kaljinx Jul 31 '21

I do not exactly think middle of the street is the safest place to go to the bathroom

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u/Kaljinx Jul 31 '21

I do not exactly think middle of the street is the safest place to go to the bathroom

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u/fergaliciaart Jul 31 '21

"sloth looks at man and the sloth face is read as a smile by man even tho sloth can't express such emotion as a human smile"

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u/Aksurah Jul 31 '21

Goooootttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gooooooooooooooooooooooooo faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssttttttttttttttttt....

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u/kyahri Jul 31 '21

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE AAAAAAA

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u/hoycobre Jul 31 '21

warms my heart

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u/datbutterknife Jul 31 '21

Sloth probably felt like he was going so fast his eyelids were flapping in the wind

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u/sanavabic Jul 31 '21

Speeeeed

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u/Android003 Jul 31 '21

Ooooh the life of a sloth

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u/kissykat123 Jul 31 '21

You’re a good soul.

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u/Humbled0re Jul 31 '21

sloth is like "I'm speed"

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

My spirit animal. This video will never leave me.

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u/FishFucker6996 Jul 31 '21

Slooooow it down hooman

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u/goodeyemighty Jul 31 '21

Sloth says “I just came from here!”

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u/lordtreas Jul 31 '21

To make this truly magical, “I believe I can fly” needs to be playing in the background

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u/MrGreenyz Jul 31 '21

They can be a domestic companions? I’d love to chill and Netflix with my bro sloth

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u/PButta56 Jul 31 '21

Just imagine, that was probably breakneck speed for that sloth. It was probably like, "woah, woah, woahhh, wahhhhh, aaahhhhhhhh!" the whole way to the tree. Literally gave it the thrill of its life.

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u/jayant123456 Jul 31 '21

Look at me go , I am the fastest sloth alive

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u/nayefma Jul 31 '21

He almost gave him a heart attack, slow down a bit.

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u/TheSimpsonsCapGuy Jul 31 '21

Was really hoping for a thumbs up

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u/toesandmoretoes Jul 31 '21

I saw these things in ice age and just assumed they were extinct

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u/zehel_schreiber Jul 31 '21

Everytime I see a sloth I remember the early days of youtube and severa videos of "alien creatures" and there was a footage of a sloth croossing the street and the comment.

Oh my god is a monster.

That thing freak me out.

The goberment is yada yada yada.

My country has sloth and my brain exploded with that level of ignorance.

By the war those videos were serious about it.

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u/The_Real_dubbedbass Jul 31 '21

Meanwhile that Sloth is thinking to himself “we’ve gone to plaid!!!”

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u/Puzzleheaded_Time719 Jul 31 '21

Earth's slowest angels.

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u/Sweaty-Bumblebee4055 Jul 31 '21

Zootopia Forsure

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u/SheIsNotWorthIt Jul 31 '21

I think he wanted a friend

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u/Yosheh Jul 31 '21

Sloths don’t seem real

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u/ALAHunter Jul 31 '21

An animal that is literally trying to return to the plant side of evolution.

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u/NotJackMinnell4 Jul 31 '21

Sloths thinking “holy shit i’m flying” “why have i been walking this whole time”. Oh… nevermind it was a human. Thanks human

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u/Riotaco1 Jul 31 '21

This hero just sped up what could have been 100+ hours worth of work for that sloth. LOL

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u/LikesToon Jul 31 '21

The movement of the sloth is just adorabel

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u/flexibleamoebas Jul 31 '21

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

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u/MiaMurnau Jul 31 '21

This is heartmelting 🙏😢🥰

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u/copperholic Jul 31 '21

Sloth must have thought he was on a rocket.

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u/Wyverncakes Jul 31 '21

But did he poop??! (Sloths go to the ground to poop.)

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u/Gendum-The-Great Jul 31 '21

HOLY FUCK BRO SLOW DOWN!!! - Sloth

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u/Hello-funny-posts Jul 31 '21

“Bro you just moved me like 8 years of distance in 20 seconds that’s amazing dude”

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u/UselessDefault Jul 31 '21

Lazy fucker just wanted a lift

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u/stephope Jul 31 '21

"Jack! I'm flying Jack!"

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u/spilk Jul 31 '21

man did not rescue sloth, man was just too impatient for sloth

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u/ur0b0ros Jul 31 '21

Probably the fastest ride it's ever got in it's life. The dopamine hit must have been incredible!

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u/Joe-J-V Jul 31 '21

It was showing them how many toes it has at the end.

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u/Tyzek99 Jul 31 '21

I love this video

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u/BenTramer1 Jul 31 '21

They're so weird looking and i love them

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u/Infinite_Chicken1968 Jul 31 '21

It was probably so happy not to have walked that far

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u/darlin133 Jul 31 '21

My heart ❤️

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u/Reality_Shifted Jul 31 '21

Damn. Some humans don’t suck.

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u/lordpine Jul 31 '21

i believe i can fly

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u/dEdIkNigHt Jul 31 '21

Saved him a 17hr commute.

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u/FlyingScotsman42069 Jul 31 '21

I love this so much

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u/lawlessjobless Jul 31 '21

That's not a sloth dude that's an old god that this man just impressed.

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u/Risembool Jul 31 '21

Oh lol they actually do move slow, haven't seen that

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u/jwmiller39 Jul 31 '21

He was looking for knucks there at the end

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u/DooglyOoklin Jul 31 '21

Sloths are my absolute favorite. Such sweet innocent creatures.

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Jul 31 '21

I’m flying! Look at me now, bitches: I’m supersonic!

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u/Greengoblin734 Jul 31 '21

Climbs to top only to find an Eagle’s nest in 2031😑

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u/Zero8282 Jul 31 '21

Man used his life force for that smile

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u/Lochlanist Jul 31 '21

50% of its life was saved