r/MadeMeSmile 26d ago

He got his soulmate !

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u/Ravenonthisicedearth 26d ago

Is speaking therapy more expensive than renting an escort? :o

Also! Really wholesome c:

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u/scaylos1 26d ago edited 26d ago

I'm the US, probably.

EDIT: Yeah... I'm going to leave that as is.

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u/pinzi_peisvogel 26d ago

Don't worry US, you will figure that out about yourself

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u/iknownothingsir 26d ago

lmao, my brain autocorrected that line before i read your comment.

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u/poopellar 26d ago

US should just hire a hooker to help him with it.

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u/Sungdaein_susanoo 26d ago

hahahahaha the edit got me more than the original comment lmao

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u/Niko_47x 26d ago

What was the original? Or you mean the fact that he comment on the mistake?

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u/scaylos1 26d ago edited 26d ago

The original was exactly the same but without the edit line. The replies were too amusing to change it.

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u/Niko_47x 26d ago

ok thank you! yea it was very funny

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u/Sungdaein_susanoo 26d ago

Ye this is what I meant hehe

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u/spookythylacine 26d ago

US, you're going through such a hard time, you've had so much come at you over the last few years. Some of it was the result of your own mistakes, and some of it was circumstances out of your control. I know that it's scary and it feels like it won't get better, but you've survived so much and thrived. I believe that you have the capacity to truly achieve equality, happiness, hope and courage, and every time you've gone down, you come back a bit better. We all fail (ourselves and our loved ones) at times, and we all want to see you live as the best version of yourself. Keep growing, you can do it!

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u/rexmus1 26d ago

I'm printing this and putting it up on my wall at work. Thanks for the pep talk. We need it.

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u/scaylos1 26d ago

Thank you for this. I've been pretty pessimistic about things in the US for nearly 20 years. Nice to have some positivity.

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u/scnavi 26d ago

I was going to get a therapist for my son, I already stopped seeing my therapist because of how expensive it is. When I asked the therapist if she took my insurance she said no, so I asked how much it was per session and she said $80.00, and I was like "Wow, ok, well that's our copay per session so I guess it doesn't matter."

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u/AVerySpecialAsshole 26d ago

Time to find a hooker

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u/Opening_Criticism_57 26d ago

Hookers in America are like 400 an hour so that’s a lot cheaper lol

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u/AVerySpecialAsshole 26d ago

Not all of them

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u/Opening_Criticism_57 26d ago

No but you definitely wouldn’t be able to find a hooker for 80 dollars an hour

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u/morgaina 26d ago

Pls keep looking until you find someone who takes your insurance, early intervention is priceless

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u/scnavi 26d ago

Lol, with my insurance, $80.00 is my copay per visit. He's going to see someone, but regardless of what I do, it is $80.00 per visit. I just found it funny that the cost with or without insurance is the same.

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u/asdasdecsgv 26d ago

Because most therapists literally commit insurance fraud for a living. That $80.0 magically turns into an $800 when the insurance company is willing to foot the bill.

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u/RCIX 26d ago

I’ve seen a few therapists in my life and while I’ve been lucky for them to have all helped me the way I needed when I needed it, its definitely a pocess for a lot of people. I always think its worth taking your first session to evaluate whether they’re helpful. Not every therapist is good at dealing with every kind of person or with every kind of issue.

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u/_Wolverine007_ 26d ago

It really depends on what kind of therapist you go to. Most of the run-of-the-mill therapists won't actually give you advice when you ask for it, instead they'll turn the question back on you and ask what you think you should do. They're more of just a sounding board that asks probing questions to get you to think about shit in a new light

If you're looking for a therapist that's more like a life coach that will give you advice and strategies on how to better your situation after you've already gone through the process of unpacking your trauma or whatever, then what you want is a Cognitive Behavioral Therapist

Learning this difference was a game changer for me

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u/AMViquel 26d ago

Mate, if I thought I was worth 80 bucks an hour, would I need therapy in the first place?

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u/junkit33 26d ago

Yeah the sad thing is we need insurance for the extreme scenarios.

But for the vast majority of people, insurance premiums/copays/deductibles end up costing WAY more than you would've just paid for all of your medical costs if you paid out of pocket without insurance.

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u/420everytime 26d ago

My therapist was $80 after insurance

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u/HyperbolicModesty 26d ago

Hi the US I'm dad.

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u/Man_AMA 26d ago

I’m the Senate

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u/scaylos1 26d ago

... Probably.

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u/Rich-Candidate-3648 26d ago

No but you can't find a therapist you can find an escort. I literally called every therapist near me and only 25% called back and of them only 2 actually made appointments and zero actually held due to them flaking.

I haven't hired an escort but I bet they show up and call back.

Side note Dr. G from youtube has a practice near me and costs $400 an hour cash but I couldn't even get an appointment so that should hopefully explain a bit of the reality of American mental health care at this point. Even if you have money you can't get help so you hire an escort.

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u/asdfasdferqv 26d ago

I also struggled to get an appointment at speech therapists near me. Then I got a referral from my primary care physician, which made all the difference. I suggest you try that if you haven’t already.

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u/Makaloraii 26d ago

Look at mister moneybags with a primary care doctor! Must be nice!

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u/asdfasdferqv 26d ago

Getting an annual physical is covered by literally any insurance by law.

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u/Makaloraii 26d ago

Look at mister money bags with insurance! Must be nice!

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u/allmightygriff 26d ago

didn't obabma care make it illegal to not have health insurance. like you have to pay a fine if you're not covered.

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u/Meyamu 26d ago

I'd always wondered why Americans talk about annual physicals, and whether there was something I was missing out on.

I'm in a country with single payer health care, and there's no such thing. I just go to the doctor when something's wrong.

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u/asdfasdferqv 26d ago

You should go to an annual physical. It’s not an artifact of our insurance. In my last annual physical, my doctor observed I had a heart issue that I hadn’t noticed. It’s preventative medicine 101.

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u/Meyamu 26d ago

As I said, it isn't a thing here (Australia). It isn't an appointment I can make on my local doctor's system.

I googled it and apparently check ups are considered to be incorporated into standard doctors visits here - because seeing a doctor is free, most people will go a few times a year anyway.

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u/asdfasdferqv 26d ago edited 26d ago

It’s the same thing. I don’t normally need to go to a checkup for years because I don’t get sick, so this is an opportunity to do preventative care… if you get sick a lot and already go to your doctor multiple times for year, great.

There are countless reasons to shit on US healthcare, but free annual preventative care ain’t one of them.

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u/kittyinpurradise 26d ago

Also, if your PCP doesn't help or you don't have one I'd suggest checking out public health departments and community resource centers. They can also help you get your foot in the door for needed services. They also tend to take on interns through grad school and while you may not be getting direct services from someone who's in the field- those interns are desperate to do a good job and closely supervised. Even if it isn't a speech therapist interns they have the resources needed to help get you where you need to go through networking and such.

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u/TsarinaBallerina 26d ago

I really hope you aren’t serious. Escorts are not certified therapists and have no formal training. They also break the cardinal rule of therapy (it’s unethical to fuck your patient). Replacing actual therapy with a person you pay you have sex with and tell you what you want to hear is an awful idea regardless of how trash the medical and insurance system is in the US.

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u/Rich-Candidate-3648 26d ago

Better something than nothing... welcome to the American mental health system. I'm not saying I'd do that or I'd recommend that. I'm saying that therapists are unreliable and unattainable for most so people make alternate plans. People use drugs to medicate mental health symptoms because they can't get the right therapy from a qualified medical expert.

No one should hire a hooker for mental health care... they're hiring someone to help them not be alone. That's valid.

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u/TsarinaBallerina 26d ago

No that is %100 not true. Taking a harmful action (using an uncertified untrained escort for therapy and sex) can be absolutely worse than if you hadn’t done anything at all. The implication that no harm can come from unhealthy coping mechanisms is ridiculous.

Not all therapists are unreliable. Many of my friends and millions of people worldwide have benefited massively. I’m sorry you had a bad experience but it’s in no way indicative of the experience most will have.

If you have no one in your life that can stand you without being paid paying someone to be less alone isn’t going to fix that. Therapy go get to the root of why that is would be the best option.

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u/Rich-Candidate-3648 26d ago

You know how I know you didn't read the main post?

Taking a harmful action (using an uncertified untrained escort for therapy and sex)

If you had read the point of this post you'd see he didn't fuck her or do anything sexual. So you're just ranting about a perceived violation. You have a negative perception of sex workers which is your prerogative but not true because you believe it to be so. Some are good some are bad. That's life.

This entire thread is about a guy who did it successfully thus proving your theory to be wrong. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's bad.

If you have no one in your life that can stand you without being paid
paying someone to be less alone isn’t going to fix that. Therapy go get
to the root of why that is would be the best option.

I don't know why you're projecting your problems onto me. I don't have those problems and I eventually found a therapist who isn't bad at running a business and doesn't flake. I don't disagree with your premise of "therapy is best" but I vehemently disagree that being alone is a valid choice for the lonely.

Just because it makes you unhappy doesn't make it wrong.

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u/TsarinaBallerina 26d ago edited 26d ago

You know how I can tell you didn’t read my post? I didn’t say the specific man in this story fucked the escort. But that is generally one of the major if not the only major reason someone hires an escort so when I was pointing out they are a poor substitute for therapy I mentioned it generally as a thing that does happen and makes them a poor substitute for therapists.

My negative view is of using untrained sex workers as therapists and anyone claiming to provide therapy having sex with their patients. I’d personally like sex work decriminalized. But my personal views aren’t what’s at play here, you bad experience with therapy has you miffed someone disagrees with you and so you’re lashing out at me personally.

This entire thread is about a man who ran off 7 sex workers before he found one willing to be paid to tolerate him and had one friend who eventually stopped charging him to see him every so often. We don’t know what issues we causing no person to stand him without payment and whether or not they were resolved. Somehow I doubt his stutter made him so repellant. This story isn’t even verifiable as true. In no way is this an example of successful use of an escort for therapy.

No one said “you specifically have those problems dude” it’s “you” as in “people”. How do you get off telling other people they don’t read and then get this personally offended and worked up at claims no one made and statements that weren’t personally directed at you lmao?

The choice isn’t “pay an escort” or “resign yourself to being alone forever” and I never said it was. There are things you can do between those two things and speech therapy is cheaper than a mid class escort in many places not to mention easier to get an appointment with because it’s not actively illegal in a lot of areas.

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u/20transman20 26d ago

Having someone to talk to is different from speech therapy.

*Friend started stuttering after head injury. Only got a little better after 2 months of speech therapy. A bit more than a year passed by. Between not working cause injury and then the pandemic, he pretty much just kept to himself. Then he started playing Among Us with gaming friends (using a voice chat app). Took 2 weeks to pretty much fix stutter.

$1000 vs FREE (unless you count the $25 for new headphones AFTER getting better) PLUS mental health boost

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u/ctan0312 26d ago

Lol I’m imagining this guy stuttering the whole game until someone calls him sus and he goes on 5 minute rant/explanation with zero stutter about why he could not possibly be the imposter.

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u/20transman20 26d ago

What's funny is there was a difference between general conversation and questions/answers 😂

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u/ctan0312 26d ago

Now I’m laughing even harder imagining him reversing the roles on someone while interrogating them. “Bitch did I stutter? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE LIGHTS WERE OUT”

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u/CatDaddy09 26d ago

Honestly, not finding how this is wholesome. Maybe a sliver of decency.

The man struggled from a speech impediment that made him feel like he was ostracized from normal society. Literally nobody else in his life or within his vicinity would give him the time of day or care.

Now, hear me out. I am in no way putting down sex work and those who do it. However, we can all agree that being an escort is viewed as being on the edges of society.

Society has ignored and pushed him to the side. So he felt the only way he could be treated with any shred of normalcy was to pay for the time of another person pushed towards the edges of society and largely ignored.

This man had to pay another person money to be treated like a decent human being.

Great that the girl still meets up with him every now and then. Sure.

Yet the story isn't wholesome in any way to me. It's deeply depressing. I can only think of a lonely man walking through his world hoping someone, anyone, would speak to him. He lives his life dreaming of the next time he can meet with her. Because at least that day he will feel human.

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u/Ibanezasx32 26d ago

It only isn’t wholesome if you view the beginning of his story as the same as the end. In the beginning he was outcasted, but at the end he made a friend and improved upon his disability. It’s the ending that’s wholesome, and you would never get there without the sad beginning.

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u/SuspiciousOwl816 26d ago

Yup! OP even mentioned the guy no longer has to pay for the company, it's no longer OPs profession and OP willingly meets up with the guy. Sure the circumstances which started it weren't typical, but the continuation without monetary expectation is what makes it wholesome

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u/jon_jokon 26d ago

Jesus.

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u/CatDaddy09 26d ago

I just really empathized with the man. Not really sure why. Just did.

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u/jujubean67 26d ago

This is what goes for wholesome or mademesmile on this site.

Somebody suffers a tragedy or just has a shitty life but he also found a quarter on the street. WHOLESAME. Made ME smile. SOULMATE!

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

I sympathize and understand him. Being deaf has a lot of its challenges with social. (I don’t have any deaf friends)

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u/burntends97 26d ago edited 26d ago

Therapists and councilors are better trained to treat your problems at the source vs an escort with varying effect

Dude in the story went through 7 of them

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u/asdasdecsgv 26d ago

There have been studies that showed there is no real difference between a guy they pull off the street and an actual therapist when it comes to talk therapy. Its basically a placebo. In the US if this guy went to a therapist, odds are about 50-50 they would have just loaded him up on as many medication as insurance would pay for until he stopped complaining, and he'd still have the stutter.

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u/Casehead 26d ago

Stuttering isn’t something you see a psychologist for anyway. It isn’t a mental or psychological problem. You see a speech pathologist.

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u/apoliticalinactivist 26d ago

Nah, guy had a specific issue, so hired the escort to be his escort.

Generally, strippers are the alternative. Costs about the same amount as talk therapy and you get some titties in your face.

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u/WanderingQuestant 26d ago

Probably less expensive than seven escorts.

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u/asdfasdferqv 26d ago

Speech therapy in the US cost me $15/60 minute session after insurance.

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u/realmastodon2 26d ago

There is a Simpson joke on this exact thing. Marge told Bart how expensive therapy is and when you get older you can find women who are willingly to talk to you, for an hour.