He got his soulmate ! - r/MadeMeSmile

r/MadeMeSmile • u/Informal-Ride9351 • 26d ago

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I have heard that escorts often are hired to just keep people company without any sex or intimacy at all.

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u/strawberryneurons 26d ago

well definitely emotional intimacy! ;)

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u/Aaaandiiii 26d ago

"What are you looking for? If you just need a quick ego boost, that's $15, but if you're looking to have someone sitting with you while you're crying, that's $30 an hour. But no hand holding. That's extra."

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u/Illustrious-Art-7748 26d ago

That’s is cheap dawg escorts are normally $350

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u/_MrDomino 26d ago

Sure, for top shelf, but some of us can only afford Great Value escorts.

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u/jack_spankin 26d ago

I bet Kirkland Escorts would be hugely popular. Not top shelf but very high quality and good value. Absolutely vetted by the staff.

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u/mrmaestoso 26d ago

Or get in bulk with Members Mark

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u/misterborden 26d ago

Or BJ’s

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u/Illustrious-Art-7748 26d ago

True that!

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u/wozza365 26d ago

Cheaper in countries where it's legal. £150-200 p/h here (<300 USD)

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u/Hermiones_Butthole 26d ago

It's like $60 in Pattya. $120 is she is very good looking. $100 in Moscow.

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u/Illustrious-Art-7748 26d ago

Well here you can get $100 too but if you really want a 10/10 is more like $500-$600

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u/qyka1210 26d ago

get a psychiatrist then

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u/jack_spankin 26d ago

Because probably some unfortunate folks need what a psychiatrist won’t offer.