r/MadeMeSmile 26d ago

He got his soulmate !

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u/Redvelvet_dinosaur 26d ago

I have heard that escorts often are hired to just keep people company without any sex or intimacy at all.

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u/SaguaroCactuses 26d ago

It’s way cheaper to get a therapist with your insurance if that’s what you’re looking for.

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u/user_5554 26d ago

Not gonna ask a therapist to listen to me going trough 600 lines of c code.

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u/Jbooth72 26d ago

When I first read this I though it said 600 lines of coke. I was like Lawd please lol

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u/user_5554 26d ago

Now that is a job for a therapist.

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u/Billy_Pilgrimunstuck 26d ago

My insurance won't cover coke without a prior authorization from a formulary approved escort...

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u/TheLoneliestPoro 26d ago

Better make sure the facility is in-network too.