r/MadeMeSmile 26d ago

He got his soulmate !

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u/Aaaandiiii 26d ago

"What are you looking for? If you just need a quick ego boost, that's $15, but if you're looking to have someone sitting with you while you're crying, that's $30 an hour. But no hand holding. That's extra."

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u/Drakoala 26d ago

Hand holding?? The debauchery.

...go on.

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u/GhostWalker134 26d ago

Are they touching safehands?

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u/probprocrastinating1 26d ago

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u/TheCoolerWebby 26d ago

This whole little bunny trail thread made me so happy.