r/MadeMeSmile Aug 15 '21

My first day as a full time cookie decorator. Living the dream! Personal Win

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34k Upvotes

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u/GeoPour Aug 15 '21

Where’s the cookies … how can you talk about cookies and not have any to share ?!?

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u/Dude5729 Aug 15 '21

This looks like a very generic stock photo lol searched for "happy woman wearing hairnet" /s

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u/Ieatclowns Aug 15 '21

Happy hairnet cookie woman was what we wanted

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u/Walls Aug 15 '21

It is her, though, her other submissions prove it. OP, well done on getting all that curly hair under control! Hope you are having a great time!

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u/whatsabut Aug 15 '21

“Happy Jim Halpert with hairnet”

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u/cownd Aug 15 '21

I look like this when I have cookies. Wearing a hairnet or not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/chickenfoot4less Aug 15 '21

I saved it

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u/GeekRemedy Aug 15 '21

So did the waybackmachine 🤭

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u/loulan Aug 15 '21

Yeah honestly I get upvoting any wholesome post but this is literally just a selfie. She could at least hold a cookie in her hand or something.

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u/Mystayk Aug 15 '21

In theory there are 1 or more cookies in each hand, if you choose to believe... but yeah, it's a selfie

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u/CaptainOverkilll Aug 15 '21

Yeah, where’s the damn cookies?

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u/cownd Aug 15 '21

Don't talk about cookies around the Monster like that without having.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Yeah, heyyy look at me

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u/asswhorl Aug 15 '21

yeah this is stupid

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u/glorious_reptile Aug 15 '21

Do you accept cookies? [yes] [change settings]

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u/3kids_ina_trenchcoat Aug 15 '21

I was promised cookies.

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u/Nefarious_Stew Aug 15 '21

Go to any website

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u/bk_darkstar Aug 15 '21

Underrated comment right here

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u/Swallowedoxygen Aug 15 '21

If she included a cookie in the photo, you'd have to deal with one of those annoying pop-up boxes asking for you to accept. Not worth the hassle of figuring out whether it's an essential cookie or not.

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u/Jeev89 Aug 15 '21

Yes!!!!!!!🤔🤔🤔

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u/KortneyVent Aug 15 '21

What does a cookie decorator need?

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u/garlic_bread_thief Aug 15 '21

a cookie to decorate

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u/bessarslan Aug 15 '21

to decorate a cookie

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u/experfailist Aug 15 '21

Masters degree in macroeconomics with a minor in world politics. Harvard, obviously.

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u/Not-a-cloned-goose Aug 15 '21

And not to nit pick, but we'd also like for you to have 40+ years experience in thermonuclear fusion dynamics

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u/Devi1_May_Cry Aug 15 '21

"Riddle me this, Caped Crusader!"

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u/cownd Aug 15 '21

A license?

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u/ProfilerXx Aug 15 '21

Are you willing to accept my cookies, stranger?

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u/cownd Aug 15 '21

Are you another cookie tease?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/ChunkyLaFunga Aug 15 '21

Huh. How about these cookies, sugar.

I'm still too grouchy to upvote, I want a picture of bakery decorating or something.

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u/FrogecoinPrincess Aug 15 '21

My thoughts exactly

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u/JCA0450 Aug 15 '21

Piggybacking off the top post - but cookie decorator is a full time job, or do you have another art outlet? I can’t even get through two batches of icing cookies with the littles, let alone make a career of it

Edit: Unless anyone wants shitty snowman sugar cookies in summer. I can help with that

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u/Its_Chess Aug 15 '21

Show us some cookies you decorated! :)

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u/HeRipHeCsOnt Aug 15 '21

I'm waiting also to see her works

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u/din7 Aug 15 '21

GDPR notice: Accept all cookies.

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u/fortheloveofgoddont Aug 15 '21

I’m commenting just so I can get a notification if she updates us on some cookies.

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u/BelterLivesMatter Aug 15 '21

This is what I came here for as well

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u/SherleyHagens Aug 15 '21

Agree count me in. Im here for this.

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u/BelleAriel Aug 15 '21

Would definitely love to see the cookies.

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u/gladysk Aug 15 '21

Me, too. I’m twiddling my thumbs and tapping my toes waiting for some pics!

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u/rawr_I_bites Aug 15 '21

waiting for the cookies

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u/Bootycallmyname Aug 15 '21

Ah that cookie cutter smile

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u/canti- Aug 15 '21

Front page of reddit and still no decorated cookie pictures? That's fucked up OP

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u/FIDEL_CASHFLOW21 Aug 15 '21

Literally just an innocuous selfie. Fuck this sub

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u/Dubious01 Aug 15 '21

How is this so popular?

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u/hi_im_horse Aug 15 '21

Being cute means you get attention just by existing. Kinda just how humans are.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/SkaTSee Aug 15 '21

they all run away

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u/slvl Aug 15 '21

There are at least four cats using my back yard to hang out, but they all run away when I open the door. :(

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u/SkaTSee Aug 15 '21

only thing i could suggest is covering yourself in fishoil and laying out there for some time

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u/wtph Aug 15 '21

Rules 1 & 2

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u/LengthExact Aug 15 '21

Reddit is fucked up and this is a very weird sub.

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u/clarissaswallowsall Aug 15 '21

I'm posting my first day at the abortion clinic. Wonder if I'll get this much Karma

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u/duffmanhb Aug 15 '21

Make sure to share your work with the class.

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u/Juilyn Aug 15 '21

cuz its

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u/luluwho7299 Aug 15 '21

Cookie picture tax?

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u/just_taste_it Aug 15 '21

No cookie... never happened.

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u/Dont_Boo_Me_Im_Right Aug 15 '21

Picture of woman

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u/tbmkmjr Aug 15 '21

Lmaooo brilliant username

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u/I_divided_by_0- Aug 15 '21

It's /r/MadeMeSmile, that's like 75% of the posts here. Not a big deal

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u/KochuJang Aug 15 '21

Yay! Now you got 2k cookies to finish in 4 hours, better get back to it.

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u/tamirabeth Aug 15 '21

On Christmas Eve.

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u/aintnosunshin3 Aug 15 '21

And eating it too, I hope

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u/Imaybeerong Aug 15 '21

I will need milk. A nice big glass of cold milk.

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u/drfrink85 Aug 15 '21

Are you a mouse?

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u/blameriss Aug 15 '21

Oh definitely

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u/stygger Aug 15 '21

“You can’t keep eating the product!”

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u/AndreaDTX Aug 15 '21

Where are the decorated cookies, ma’am?

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u/ac714 Aug 15 '21

Did you not se the OP’s pic? What more can you need on r/mademesmile

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u/Doctor_Away Aug 15 '21

i dont care

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u/Snake_Plissken224 Aug 15 '21

If it was my first day being a cookie decorator I would for sure wear a cookie monster shirt. But congrats I hope to see some cookies.

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u/Better_Garbage9492 Aug 15 '21

RIP your inbox

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u/Walmart_Prices Aug 15 '21

People really try it on Reddit ? Lmao 🤣

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u/TingTangLlama42 Aug 15 '21

Oh yeah, absolutely.

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u/EliBannaran Aug 15 '21

only since it launched in 2005, where have you been?

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u/Walmart_Prices Aug 15 '21

Lmao lost to be honest only join a few months ago 🤣 didn’t think this would be the place for it . I don’t blah ever other social media figured this ran different.

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u/SkaTSee Aug 15 '21

i would army crawl, naked, under barbed wire, through a mile of broken glass, just to listen to her fart through a walkie-talkie

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u/ronearc Aug 15 '21

I wonder how many young, attractive, female-presenting people post on Reddit, oblivious to the possibility of what might be arriving in their inboxes?

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u/PutSumNairOnThatHair Aug 15 '21

Someone offered me 300 bucks to send them pics of my feet.

Also got an offer to be a sugar baby.

Some people were just very kind and I ain’t even all that.

Husband said I should’ve sent feet pics lmao

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u/ronearc Aug 15 '21

I mean, if someone is going to pay my wife $300 for feet pics, I'll give her feet a good spa day first and snap the photos myself. :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/cabbidge99 Aug 15 '21

Thanks for the heads up. Great to see they had both large and small cookie options

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u/blameriss Aug 15 '21

Thanks to ppl like you i had to delete the posts.

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u/OkFlatworm7570 Aug 15 '21

Ignore these freaks, they're not worth thinking about

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u/RbnAwsm Aug 15 '21

And she’s a prequel memer

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u/thedonaldsucks Aug 15 '21

Is this shit fucking instagram now? This is stuff you tell your friends about, not some randos on a general forum wtf.

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u/JerryfromCan Aug 15 '21

Error: cookie not found

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u/rapidSpinningTurtle Aug 15 '21

Cookie decorator?! That sounds like the most delicious job, I didn't even know that was a thing! 😋 Like, are there small and big cookies with super big decorations, like the cakes?

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u/partycanstartnow Aug 15 '21

Where are the cookies, OP??

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u/Politta Aug 15 '21

“I’m a cookie decorator and my husband is a part time dog walker, our budget is 1.5M dollars”

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u/Sverrenor Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21

https://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/BRUCE_ALMIGHTY-1.jpg

Edit: And also, OP, congrats on living off something you love to do!

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u/blameriss Aug 15 '21

HAHAHAHA

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u/LengthExact Aug 15 '21

This is the worst sub on reddit.

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u/TurtleHeadPrairieDog Aug 15 '21

Unapologetically bad

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u/jennthern Aug 15 '21

That’s awesome!

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u/Grimmall Aug 15 '21

congrats!!! it’s always so fulfilling getting to do something you love!

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u/elChe8910 Aug 15 '21

Mmmm, coookies.

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u/RunnyMustang Aug 15 '21

It would be awesome if it were possible to see some of the cookies you have decorated

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u/WashedUpGamer69 Aug 15 '21

Dam Jim Halpert must have really gotten bored of selling paper

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u/ShroomerWD Aug 15 '21

You are literally a female Jim from The Office

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u/gimmedatnowyo Aug 15 '21

This is a thing? I was misled in high school. Congrats!

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u/Gracosef Aug 15 '21

Dont care about selfie show cookies >:(

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u/iK_550 Aug 15 '21

Where decorated cookies?

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u/ruskwan100 Aug 15 '21

Show us the cookies then please?

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u/notmuchtoit7 Aug 15 '21

show cookie

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u/hodgsonnn Aug 15 '21

wheres the cookie ?? SHOW ME THE COOKIE !!!

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u/fckreadit Aug 15 '21

How does this make somebody smile???

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u/DewyMossEmpire Aug 15 '21

Where are the cookies

This is just an annoying selfie

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u/asswhorl Aug 15 '21

shit post of a shit sub apparently

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u/_mamasaurus Aug 15 '21

You are ao happy! i love your face haha. you look so happy and fun, You made me smile just by sharing your joy! Bless you and I hope you have a wonderful time at your new job :)

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u/Paulo_De_Bruyne Aug 15 '21

Am not gonna upvote a pic of woman smiling

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u/CyclopsISDaBestXmen Aug 15 '21

Congrats is always nice doing why you love

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u/BudLed Aug 15 '21

That’s pure joy right there.

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u/-Trollthetroll Aug 15 '21

Make some bomb cookieeees

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u/Christian-Artichoke7 Aug 15 '21

Awwwwww I’m so happy for her

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u/TheUntamedFlamingo Aug 15 '21

Eyebrows on fleek!

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u/Ok-Sample7393 Aug 15 '21

Guys guys.. Her name is cookie and she decorates herself with cool accessories. In this pic we can see a beautiful vintage hairnet.

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u/BelleAriel Aug 15 '21

You look happy which makes me feel happy. Glad you’re doing something you love :)

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u/AkSimmons27 Aug 15 '21

Congratulations 🎉

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u/MisterMurderies Aug 15 '21

you look exactly as joyful as i want the decorator of my cookies to be. well done.

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u/JoeyFlow Aug 15 '21

You are like the splitting image of my mom when she was my age. Did like a quadruple take on this picture. It was almost a bit eerie tbh hah.

Anyway, good for you ! Have a great time.

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u/TangFiend Aug 15 '21

May we view the cookies?

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u/karl_w_w Aug 15 '21

I've never understood why people think cookies need decorating, so I am extra surprised there is enough of it going on in the world to employ a person full time.

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u/xxojxx Aug 15 '21

Would rather see cookies than your face

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u/JsDENTONABLE Aug 15 '21

i am always a bit unnerved when i see people posting pictures of themselves in this kind of posts, seems like a search for some kind of easy gratification ... But, well, congratz. Maybe post a pic of your work ?

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u/slimtaurus Aug 15 '21

How is it ur dream? Are you the owner of the company? This is sad if its ur dream to work a minimum wage job…

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u/far01 Aug 15 '21

You look like the Anakin meme blended in one image.

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u/blameriss Aug 15 '21

This made me laugh out loud AHAHHA

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u/TheSilverback76 Aug 15 '21

Oh cookie decorator! I missed the "cookie" and was all like "why would an interior decorator need a hair net?".

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u/IrritablePlastic Aug 15 '21

Show us your cookie art!!!

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u/TuberoundYA Aug 15 '21

that job exist?

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u/MadManTinkerer Aug 15 '21

Why is nobody talking about how she looks like a female variant of john krasinski??

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u/enginerd0001 Aug 15 '21

Rip your inbox

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u/GuitarGodsDestiny420 Aug 15 '21

Ahhh yes, gotta love that youthful enthusiasm for life. Wait till you've been making cookies for 10 years and get back to me lol

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u/victorella Aug 15 '21

#HappyPersonWithHappyJob

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u/batting1000bob Aug 15 '21

Beautiful girl. Remember that old saying, "If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life." Blah, blah, blah. It's still work. Congratulations.

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u/probably2embarrassed Aug 15 '21

The hairnet line across the forehead does sort of remind me of the CPR scene from The Office.

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u/kyledavis360 Aug 15 '21

Hey way to go girl love to see people living out their dreams

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u/Eternal_Whim Aug 15 '21

You look so happy. I hope you make the best cookies! Here is to living the dream!

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u/Arien_Kun Aug 15 '21

I wanna see da cookies

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u/The1Bojangles Aug 15 '21

What made you want to specifically want to decorate cookies?

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u/Leirbagleiru Aug 15 '21

Good For You , Keep up your dream & be happy! who knows you might do your own thing or end up managing the place in few years. Good luck & you'll do well as long as you keep your attitude😇

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u/Melodic-Bee8015 Aug 15 '21

If only I was this happy going to work!

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u/gitross Aug 15 '21

You are going to do great!!

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u/acseptable_ass Aug 15 '21

I thought that was a photoshop of matpat to be honest

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u/realrobotsarecool Aug 16 '21

Thank you very much for your service. I love a well decorated cookie!

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u/Dangerous-Fishing-25 Aug 16 '21

Good for you! Keep living the dream!

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u/killmereeeeeee 28d ago

Hope you’re having a great time at your job and as it sounds this is like your dream job

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u/marcus10885 Aug 15 '21

Happy for ya.

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u/asterix78 Aug 15 '21

Next on House Hunters:

My budget is $1.4 million

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u/TRASHYRANGER Aug 15 '21

Behind you there is an actual person doing their job with a mask on and not posting a selfie to reddit. Be like that person.

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u/mirosuke Aug 15 '21

…such an irrelevant picture

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u/NickTheThick Aug 15 '21

downvote. didnt show cookies

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u/vaccadicitmooooo Aug 15 '21

Follow your bliss!

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u/Gourmand_Gal Aug 15 '21

Congratulations!

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u/ComradeMiles94 Aug 15 '21

Congratulations!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/justarandom3dprinter Aug 15 '21

More like do what you love for work and have the joy for it slowly squeezed out of you

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u/froggfingers Aug 15 '21

Wow this is depressing...

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u/Marto85 Aug 15 '21

“Do you accept cookies?”

Yes 🔲 No ☑️

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u/Mahpoul22 Aug 15 '21

Am I the only who see a female version of Jim Halpert ?

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u/Inglebeargy Aug 15 '21

Fired for being on phone in the kitchen.

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u/mountainmunky69 Aug 15 '21

And looking damn fine in that hairnet! Get it girl!

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u/carnagekiller1972 Aug 15 '21

This pic has such awesome wholesome energy, congrats!

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u/andoesq Aug 15 '21

I want your life.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/ice-crush Aug 15 '21

reddit is just completely normielized and very hypocritical. Just go hackernews or a good 4chan board. Also avoid these types of subreddits and go to very niche ones.

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u/lydocia Aug 15 '21

You get unproportionally angry at someone else's happiness, my dude. Are you okay?

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u/ItsaCommonThingNow Aug 15 '21

10/10 good job

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u/Imaybeerong Aug 15 '21

Honest real work is a thing. I like it, better than watching gameshows all day for sure. I hope for her sake it pays 15 or better though.

I wonder how many cookies one could decorate in an hour?

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u/killimajig Aug 15 '21

42.

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u/Imaybeerong Aug 15 '21

I was going to say four hundred and twenty. Boy was I wrong

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u/killimajig Aug 15 '21

Only by a factor of ten, which in space terms is... meh.

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u/Owl_Perch_Farm Aug 15 '21

Good job following your dreams!

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u/FknRepunsel Aug 15 '21

This girl is unreasonably pretty

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u/sstarlz Aug 15 '21

Awesome! You're really pretty by the way and I like your braids in your hair!

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