r/MadeMeSmile Aug 17 '21

Cleaner dog Doggo

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2k Upvotes

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u/John5967smith Aug 17 '21

Can we hire him for our neighborhood please. We are willing to pay @ rate of 10 steaks for a pound of trash. Bones 'n toys will be provided just for turning up. Negotiations welcome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/John5967smith 29d ago

If your smile is as infectious , we have a deal.

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u/Atlair_ Aug 17 '21

Sounds like a good deal..

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u/fanofcoelho Aug 17 '21

Amazing how it has even organized the plastic.

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u/Serenyx Aug 17 '21

If only some people could be as well-behaved as this dog

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u/spacecadet6966 Aug 17 '21

Yes. Ugh so many people around fucking won’t even throw trash into the dustbin, they chuck it at the dustbin and hope it falls in and if not whoops!

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u/SnooWalruses9019 Aug 17 '21

I mean, if you give a human a treat they will do manual labor as well.

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u/PriyaSR26 Aug 17 '21

When animals understand more easily than human beings.

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u/SaltShakerXL Aug 17 '21

Dear America.

Please stop buying bottled water, it is a huge waste of plastic.

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u/Aligator81 Aug 17 '21

And every other country that does as well. Australia is getting bad for bottled water now

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u/JavaLava45 Aug 17 '21

For real. We need more freely accessible water container refill stations for that to happen though

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u/SnooWalruses9019 Aug 17 '21

I just use a filter. Lasts about 6 months so I definitely save money buying 2 filters a year vs buying bottled water.

Tastes way better too.

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u/SaltShakerXL Aug 17 '21

On the occasions that I have seen inside American home fridges, I am always baffled at how many contain bottled water. Presumably to drink at home…… I don’t get it. This is not normal in the uk.

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u/SnooWalruses9019 Aug 17 '21

Our water lines are not clean to drink most the time. Like in my apartment I can see stuff floating in the water from my tap. I myself use a filter instead of bottles but bottles are cheap and the filter prices scare people away I think. In all reality you save money using filters vs bottled water but hey, fuck math amiright?

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u/JavaLava45 Aug 17 '21

And to top it off only like 15% of us recycle those bottles properly. It’s such a waste.

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u/meme_elias132d Aug 17 '21

what a good dog

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u/SirOfTheMoriartys Aug 17 '21

Hope that dog is getting his fair wage of treats!

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u/mdri- Aug 17 '21

He poses like police does when they find a bunch of drugs lol

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u/jackof47trades Aug 17 '21

What a messy neighborhood

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u/CB205EDEE16B24366C87 Aug 17 '21

100% like ratio. That's right, good boy.

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u/Caramelly-Cyanide Aug 17 '21

lets hope the dog doesnt get sick

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u/vel611 Aug 17 '21

Yeah I’ve seen a neighbor scratch his ass as he’s drinking his 8th beer of the night. Not gonna expose my dog to that mess, incubate at least 20 different peoples bacteria and bring it back to my house where the kids are all over the dog. Pass. Rather wear some gloves and do it myself.

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u/sheilab6320 Aug 17 '21

My kind of guy!

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u/SnooWalruses9019 Aug 17 '21

Is this sanitary for the dog though? Genuinely asking.

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u/AnandShakti Aug 17 '21

Great idea he had!

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u/90dayheyhey Aug 17 '21

A Golden retriever doing what retrievers do best!

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u/DIYDame Aug 17 '21

A really good boy 13/10

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u/SnooCapers9313 Aug 17 '21

Ooh I must sanitize my hands after touching this door, but go dog and pick up rubbish and wow you don't get sick. And before anyone needs angry cry wank, with covid yes but in normal life germs are part of life