r/MadeMeSmile • u/Amazing_human_7079 • 29d ago
It's my brothers 11 birthday 🎂 yay everyone please say happy birthday to him thx 🥳 (change flair if needed) Good Vibes
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u/I_honestly_DoNt_no 29d ago
Happy Womb-Exiting anniversary!
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u/UltraNooob 29d ago
Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above: "YOUR SON HAS BECOME CORRUPTED BY SIN! HE NEEDS TO BE SAVED!" "I will do my best to save him, my Lord," Isaac's mother replied, rushing into Isaac's room, removing all that was evil from his life. Again, the voice called to her: "ISAAC'S SOUL IS STILL CORRUPT! HE NEEDS TO BE CUT OFF FROM ALL THAT IS EVIL IN THIS WORLD AND CONFESS HIS SINS." "I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee," Isaac's mother replied, as she locked Isaac away in his room, away from the evils of the world. One last time, Isaac's mom heard the voice of God calling to her: "YOU HAVE DONE AS I ASKED, BUT I STILL QUESTION YOUR DEVOTION TO ME. TO PROVE YOUR FAITH, I WILL ASK ONE MORE THING OF YOU." "Yes, Lord. Anything," Isaac's mother begged. "TO PROVE YOU LOVE AND DEVOTION, I REQUIRE A SACRIFICE. YOUR SON ISAAC WILL BE THIS SACRIFICE. GO INTO HIS ROOM AND END HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING TO ME, TO PROVE THAT YOU LOVE ME ABOVE ALL ELSE!" "Yes, Lord," she replied, grabbing a butcher's knife from the kitchen. Isaac, watching through a crack in the door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor to the basement, hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch just as his mother burst through his door and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
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u/Think-Bass9187 28d ago
What does this have to do with an 11 year old boy’s birthday?
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u/InsertCoinForCredit 28d ago
Pretty sure it's from a video game, The Binding of Isaac.
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u/Think-Bass9187 28d ago
Oh right. Thanks for that. But I still don’t get what relevance it has to this boy’s birthday.
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u/Dark-Mate 28d ago
You will have to know this: you can never expect anything in reddit.
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u/[deleted] 29d ago
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party. "What do you want me to do with this, eat it?" Happy birthday to the ground!
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u/Longfingerjack 29d ago
Happy 11th birthday ballon boy. Here is my advice to you. Don't listen to all the people telling you the world is going to shit. It's not as bad as everyone will tell you. There is a lot of good news and hope behind all the bad. Still, I am sorry about all the shit my generation left you to try and fix. We came from a place where we were just trying not to blow the entire thing up. Enjoy every day, even the bad ones. Especially today, on your glorious 11th birthday.
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u/Unsere_rettung 29d ago
Can you be my friend too?
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u/eieuxezyk 28d ago
Wow! That was nice, insightful as well as true. Thanks! You made my day and hopefully his, too.
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u/Any_Faithlessness735 29d ago
Hey! Happy 11th Burthday!
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u/Full_Nefariousness92 29d ago
Happy birthday dude, those are some fine looking balloons- have a great day!
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u/VerbalVeggie 29d ago
Happy 11th birthday little dude! 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊 Hope you have an amazing year! Eat some cake for all of us!
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u/Mycatwearspants 29d ago
Happy birthday big guy! Hope you had an awesome day and it was all smiles as big as this photo
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u/Anjelu81 29d ago
Happy 11th birthday from Sweden dude. I can tell you’re an awesome person just by looking at your picture. I hope you have a great birthday!
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u/wtf_is_a_cheese 29d ago
Yo happy birthday little dude! One year past double digits, you’re doing great keep it up you’ll make it! Proud of you man, have a good birthday!
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u/Flashy_Concern_4676 28d ago
Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? Because he had no say in it, no say in it at all! (Something our family sings during all birthday celebrations here)
Happy 11th Birthday!! Have an awesome day 🥳
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u/SirPMJ 29d ago
Birthday wishes little big man! 🎈🎉🎂 May you have an amazing year ahead and many more in the years to come with your loved ones.
A special note: Remember to always stay positive and stay focused no matter what happens in life. Your will to make things happen (now or in its due time) is the greatest gift life has to offer you.
God bless!
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u/Raidan1084 29d ago
Happy 11th birthday homie. My dude, homeskillet, broski, hambone, my G, a real one, brotha from anotha motha, friendo, pal, home slice, boyo.
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u/blueberry712 29d ago
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday awesome person happy birthday to you
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u/TheLeshenMimic 29d ago
Happy 11th birthday! I hope you guys have an awesome day. Much love from England.
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u/BlueLina 29d ago
Happy birthday, bro