r/MaliciousCompliance 20d ago

No toilets in the trash, but porcelain is ok? S

I recently replaced a toilet in our master bath. Took about an hour. I already knew the trash company would not pick up the toilet. I verified that it was a "large/bulky" problem and not a porcelain problem.

Queue a session with Mjolnir and now I have a lot of broken porcelain, I would say the equivalent of 1 standard toilet, for them to pick up in the morning.

EDIT: Wow, some people are looking for a fight.. so...

  1. Queue as in a line, Queue a session, as in add that to my list of things to do. So for those of you saying I should have used CUE instead of QUEUE, no, I did not do it instantly, I had to plan for it, add it to my list of things to do. Could I have said it differently. Yes, but I didn't.
  2. I was told they do not take toilets. I was NOT told any other solution to it. I verified it was not do to health reasons, IE it was that it was to large/bulky, as I did NOT want to endanger anyone. So is it really malicious, maybe not, but to get upset about it, nah.
  3. For everyone else, I hope you are having a GREAT day!!!!
  4. Rule number 7, what happened next? They took the toilet they said they would not.
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u/Lumber_Tycoon 19d ago

I avoided the $75 appliance removal fee by dismantling my old dishwasher and throwing the pieces into my trash can. Took maybe 20 minutes.

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u/TexasTiger70 19d ago

Worth it!