r/PublicFreakout 23d ago

And they say Fox is no good… Would post in r/murderedbywords but they dont allow videos :/ Repost 😔

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u/ac1084 23d ago

Some people just thrive off attention and when you stop getting it one way you have to start finding other ways. I blame Harrison Ford for getting his ears pierced in the 90s. Some things you gotta get out of your system before you're 30.

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u/Eddie_Shepherd 23d ago

Holy shit. I didn't realize until just now that all of the worlds REAL problems only began after Harrison Ford got his ears pierced. MIND BLOWN

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u/slowjoe12 23d ago

Yup. 9/11, Trump, Afghanistan, Russia, COVID-19, all started with that damn earring.

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u/Kevinrobertsfan 23d ago

So you're telling me Harambe died because of Harrison Fords Earring?? That fucking bastard

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u/slowjoe12 23d ago

You didn't know that? Prince, Bobby Bowden, and Farrah Fawcett would all still be alive today as well, if it weren't for that stupid earring.

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u/Modbuss 23d ago

bruh... i got some news for you...

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u/fdc7719 23d ago

It started before that, dude. Check out the old paintings of Adam and Eve. They have belly buttons.

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u/DogHammers 23d ago

It all makes sense once you hear that though doesn't it. I'd say within a week of Harrison Ford getting the first set of sleepers in everything in the world took a dive. It's lead to all the plastic surgery, body modification, facial piercings, heroin then fentanyl, a meth epidemic and the collapse of many Middle Eastern countries, then Covid came to top everything off. The fall of Kabul can be directly traced back to Ford's fucking ear piercings.

Butterfly effect magnified.

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u/MaxHannibal 23d ago

I didnt even know that happened. Sp you probably just fucked my life up telling me

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u/lazilyloaded 23d ago

He was just copying Ed Bradley and Jimmy Buffett. Seriously.