r/RoastMe Apr 14 '22 Powerups Post

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132 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 8h ago

30 y/o, been single, magnet for toxic men, still watches cartoons and totes plushies to look younger than I am

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819 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

31, divorced, military brat, sells furniture for a living, basically lives off Little Caesar’s

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2.8k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 9h ago

31M. My handwriting sucks

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33 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago Silver

M21 - Italian. Why I have no success on Tinder?

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204 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 20h ago

18F with a serious case of baby face, Jewish, collects CDs

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29 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2h ago

A Christian in a Jewish country. I'm 26. I still live with my mom. No drivers license. Lost virginity at 22. I'm not balding, quite the opposite; but my hair does have a lot of white spots already.

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1 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 23h ago

Almost my 19th birthday and someone told me I looked like a Chucky doll. Do your worst.

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27 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 6h ago

M24 I’ve been bathing in decomp for the past two days. roast me

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1 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

Finished last in Fantasy Premier League (second time) and this is what I get. 30. Married. 5’7. Newcastle tragic who survived 2 relegations.

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507 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 22h ago

26(m) go on you savages, roast me like your grandma roasts potatoes

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10 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Buff Doge

26M, YouTuber from India. I judge others for a living. I guess it’s my turn now.

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6.7k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

Hi. I'm Maria. 30 years old. I'm single, living with my cat. I work as a dentist and i love to hurt people. Hurt me

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23 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

29M I’ve been working at subway for 5 years, I started balding at 24, I moved back in with my parents, I ride a long board home, and I’m 5’6”. Roast me

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222 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

18F, Canadian, high school senior. I like theatre and basketball, and I babysit for some side money. I don't think I get offended very easily, so try your best :)

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56 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

Make me laugh

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20 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago Silver Gold Wholesome

22, Marine, less than average height, and my dad left. Do your best pls

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1.1k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

34 M ape 🦍. Can’t roast me harder than my coinbase wallet has… do your best. 🌙

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0 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

26M. Just got out of the psychiatric hospital, give me a reason to go back.

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10 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

19 yo quirky Montenegro girl studying computer science and doing photography in Italy. do your worst

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26 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

Let's see if y'all can make me cry

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0 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

19M graduating next month and working at subway. Let it out

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269 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 3d ago Wholesome

33 year-old single dad. Tired as hell. What's good?

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1.6k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

19 year old college student/musician with poorly shaven facial hair. Do your absolute worst.

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4 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 3d ago

Convinced my gf not to fear your roasts, make us regret

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2.6k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

Just an average, overweight gal from South Africa. Make me as ashamed as my parents are.

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30 Upvotes