r/Showerthoughts Mar 16 '20

IMPORTANT PSA: No, you did not win a gift card.

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r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

Being circular in shape, delivered in square box, and eaten in triangular slices, pizza is the most geometrical food.

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r/Showerthoughts 14h ago

Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you completely forgotten.

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r/Showerthoughts 14h ago

Bаd behaviоur tоlerated is bаd behaviоur rеwarded

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

If your wear cowboy clothes it can be considered ranch dressing

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r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

We've reached a point in pop culture where smoking a joint in a movie is more socially acceptable than smoking a cigarette

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Social Platforms are no longer ‘social’ - about people coming together. It’s mostly propagandas, narcissists and fake news.

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r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

Someone was the one billionth person to listen to "Never Gonna Give You Up" and they probably don't know it

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r/Showerthoughts 17h ago

When giraffes have a sore throat, almost half of their body is in pain

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r/Showerthoughts 13h ago

If we had cars that folded up into suitcases like in The Jetsons, people would accidently leave their kids, pets, and laptops in them.

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r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

Taking off your belt in public, no matter the context, always feels creepy.

274 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

Good looking people who’re shitty human beings, are real life clickbaits

381 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

When you open the door for someone else and then they open a door for you right afterward you've both spent the same amount of energy and yet generate twice as much good will.

94 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

The lamest way to die as an insect must be getting stuck in a spiders web that doesn't house any spiders

279 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

As a kid, "Butt muncher" was an insult. As an adult it describes some peoples dating life.

88 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 22h ago

If Eminem lived hundreds of years ago, he would have been a phenomenal poet.

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r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

Job interviews are hard if you're humble.

110 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 12h ago

Politeness is often just a facade and does not equate genuine kindness, especially in societies where it is expected and self control is held in high regard.

243 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

District 9 is realistic because the whistleblower gets sent to prison at the end

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r/Showerthoughts 16h ago

Ninjas aren't dying out, they've just gotten incredibly good at hiding

484 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

Someone somewhere has fallen in love with you, but never told anyone because they thought the feeling would not be mutual.

107 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 11h ago

People assume that everyone's grandparents are sweet little old people, because most people whose parents abused them don't let their parents around their own kids.

173 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

The type of person who needs a sign to tell them to pick up their rubbish or dog poo is not the type who will ever do it unless there's somebody watching.

33 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

A t-shirt cannon would probably perfectly launch Taco Bell bean burritos

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r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

With modern food delivery apps you can pizza that is delivery AND Digiorno

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