r/Superstonk naked shorts yeah... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Aug 04 '21

GME shorts are preparing themselves for the biggest bull run in history Opinion ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

If you and your SHF buddies were short GME to an absurd degree and you've illegally coordinated with them to suppress the price (and continue to) while being at the center of SEC and possibly DOJ investigations, you'd want the chart to look the way it does since early June.

You and your buddies might have learned that the tricks you've employed for over a decade don't work on GME anymore. No more stop-loss hunting, no more spoofing, and no more bullshit news stories about GME being a dying brick and mortar store.

Your only hope is to slowly, painstakingly, and continously short GME with the last bit of breathing room GMEs 5 million share offering gave you and your buddies. You might make a little money in the process, but what's a few million barely profitable shorts compared to the hundreds of millions of shares that will eventually need to be bought back.

This will be the last chance to get the price as low as possible in the most organic-looking way possible before GME reveals its crypto plans - you and your buddies death knell.

However, your approach doesn't solve the biggest issue you've had all along...the lower the price is, the more that individual investors will buy-in.

edit: u/fiery_chicken_parm has a great point in one of the comments

"If I held a bunch of GME shorts right now, I'd be terrified of tanking the price. I'd also be terrified of a spike. Both of these scenarios can trigger FOMO buying."

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou Aug 04 '21

If I was in their shoes I'd wanna be the first to cover, let the other guys die off.

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u/mnpc ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

The way they bundled the fuck out of the bucket short derivatives creates a type of prisoners dilemma/game theory that keeps them all from going first, IMO.

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u/thewonpercent ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

Not sure if that's true. Unless you're talking about a complicated mechanism instead of just covering, whoever unloads all of their shorts first (all at once) has the higher chance to live than the last one.

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u/RippinAssNCumminHard Gambled It All On A GME Bet Aug 04 '21

Losses of a defaulting member can be distributed to other members. This is a key rule that they adopted that would frown upon being first. I don't know the exact name of the rule, maybe someone can help me out.

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u/Mad_Madman_is_Mad ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

If he moves to a country that they can't extradite from I swear on my shares, I will buy a house next to him and practice learning the tuba all day. Fuck that guy.

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u/Great_Tomorrow ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Fuck yeah. I can't play the bagpipes. But buying a place next to kenny and playing them badly through a massive floor shaking old school reggae sound system could be fun.

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u/Guardian_Arias ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

I will also buy a house next to them and simply play halo infinite with my mic split into a megaphone.

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u/RoadsideLuchador Ape Family ๐Ÿฆ Aug 05 '21

I'll put the loudest pipes imaginable on my sportster and run it at 6k rpms all fucking night.

And when the engine melts, I'll import another one.

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u/Miss_Smokahontas ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

I'll hire that meth head to just scream "Stonks" outside his house every night.

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u/Guardian_Arias ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

I feel sorry for the engine, what a waste XD

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u/AMotleyCrew32 Aug 05 '21

Iโ€™m a terrible guitar player so maybe I could come over for band practice.

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u/DeathbatBunny ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒโค๏ธHODL-Yay-Hee-Whooo๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆโ™พ Aug 05 '21

I can be terrible at the cymbals. Or gong. Orโ€ฆ bong. ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/Slightly_Estupid Buckled In, Drunk, and Ready to Fly ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

Yea I can't play the drums, so I'll join the band too

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u/MTFBinyou ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

You can play mine when I take a break. Itโ€™s a big ole 80s metal size kit.

Two kicks.

8 toms 6โ€-18โ€.

Jordison piccolo snare

Currently 8 Zildjian cymbals but need to replace 3 to get back to 11

You can go to town next to Kennyโ€™s bedroom cuz Iโ€™ll have em set up aimed at his windows.

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u/JeecooDragon ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

This is the kind of collusion I like

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u/hornie877 Lmayo mah tatas! โœ‹๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

Hold apefest outside his property with banners everywhere that retail won and superstonk logos everywhere!

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u/Powerhausen Aug 05 '21

I canโ€™t play the bagpipes.

Narrator: And in the same sentence, they discovered that they could play the bagpipes

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u/Silver_Knight_13 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

I read this is in Morgan Freeman's voice.

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u/LitRonSwanson ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

I used to poorly play the drums! I'll take the one on the other side and get a full on eleventeen piece set and rock the fuck out

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u/Poet_Silly Aug 04 '21

THIS is the way LOL.

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u/daronjay Half Jacked and Sceptical Aug 04 '21

I will join you, I always wanted to learn the Wurlitzerโ€ฆ

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u/OneTrip7662 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

I will play the worst Dubstep I can find all day long.

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u/Sad_Attention5998 emo ape ๐Ÿฆ Aug 05 '21

Or we can just mix some really good dnb :] he won't like it either way

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u/waterboy1523 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

Anyone want to join my pan flute metal band? Practice will be next to a kg house.

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u/OneTrip7662 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

Can I join? holds air horn

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u/IrishR4ge ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆTrue North STONK and Free ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ Aug 04 '21

The size and type of place he will buy will be ridiculously expensive.

However , if we all go splits on a house and then take turns being there 24/7 365 being the absolute worst neighbors we can legally be.

That would be 1/1000th psychosocial damage he deserves, but worth it.

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u/ConversationRich6148 Florida Swamp Ape Aug 05 '21

the "Tendies Timeshare"

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u/LTC_Fnu_Lnu ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

Think i'm gonna have to build next door the world's first Glorious B. Ape Taiko Drum Training Academy.

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u/LeAtomicBlondie Aug 05 '21

Iโ€™ll hire an entire school to take each class in turn to play the damn recorder 24/7 outside his place. We all know thatโ€™s the MOTHER of all annoying musical instruments!

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u/ProfessorRedHulk Aug 05 '21

Hot cross buns...

AGAIN!??!!?

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u/SmartAleq ๐Ÿงน Stonk Witch ๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 05 '21

Got stuck on a bus after work one day with an entire class full of screeching recorder tweeters, can confirm. Get another bunch of kids with bagpipes and yet another bunch of kids with accordians and you might be able to tear a giant hole through the fabric of spacetime. Then we chuck Kenny into it.

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u/DeathbatBunny ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒโค๏ธHODL-Yay-Hee-Whooo๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆโ™พ Aug 05 '21

Dying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/TommyBoyTC ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

I have always wanted to learn to play the drums outside. Right next to the property line seems like the perfect spot.

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u/kzkilla808 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

Who's to say some newly rich ape just doesn't batman capture his @$$ and leave him on the front porch of courthouse tho ๐Ÿคฃ

Purely hypothetical speaking.

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u/Mistic_Ninja ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

I will continually buy all the mayo in a 50 mile radius and porch pirate any attempt to have it delivered.

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u/Financial-Hall-1056 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

This is the wayo.

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u/-Codfish_Joe ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

He's already lulling the FAA into a false sense of security, letting them see his plane flying all over the place.

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u/oapster79 ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฆ Aug 04 '21

I'll carve a flute out of a bed post, see y'all there.

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u/KLRK813 Fuckle My Puckle Aug 05 '21

I will bang on different size Mayo jarsโ€ฆโ€ฆsome empty Some half empty then put it thru a PA system that Taylor Swift would be jealous

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u/thewonpercent ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

Well, deliberately covering "first" would assume you're not going to default. You'd just eat the loss and move on. So if you've got enough shorts to kill yourself off anyway, you probably wouldn't try to cover first.

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u/ronoda12 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

Only apes have such diamond hands now that even small short covering will sky rocket the price. Apes have truly fucked greedy wallstreet in the ass.

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u/yojoerocknroll Aug 05 '21

You would have to have a relatively lower short position, where going first and having a lower position allow you to get out alive still. Any large position on the short side I think puts them out of business.

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u/P1ckl2_J61c2 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

And according to some new DD, everyone is intertwined to such a high degree there is no way this can be isolated from how the rules are now. It is no wonder that it is hard to get into these clubs because once you are in your decisions affect everyone else. What we will be seeing is the untying of Wall Streets Gordian's knot hopefully with the bad actors left on the cutting floor.

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u/ronoda12 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

Yes. Thats also echoed in the โ€œVoltronโ€ fund DD which made sense.

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u/jempyre ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

Hence the reason for the rule. Discourage anyone from trying to bail. Thank you. I hadn't actually considered that

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u/Nomapos ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Only if any of them can escape without blowing up, though. If they're all in deep enough that not even the first one can make it out alive, then the smart move is not to start the bomb.

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u/thewonpercent ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

That's correct. I'm assuming there are some shorting entities that could unwind and still survive with losses.

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u/therobotsound ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

But they have other positions that will be decimated when the first one blows and dissolves, tanking their other holdings with the sell off and trigger more sell offs

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u/Fun-Popular Communist Nematode โ˜ญ Aug 04 '21

If there could be a race to cover, we wouldnโ€™t be here in August still waiting

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u/MMABiz ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

Hedgies R Fukt!

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u/MoonlightPurity ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

Fukt R Hedgies!

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u/CatoMulligan ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

whoever unloads all of their shorts first (all at once) has the higher chance to live than the last one.

This is true, but they all have HFT computers and they're probably watching each other as well. As soon as the first guy tries to cover everyone else's algorithms are going to jump in and then they'll all be fucked. Right now it's more of a mutually assured destruction thing.

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u/dtc1234567 ๐Ÿด STONKY DONKEY ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Like the Doomsday device in Dr Stranglove

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u/ronoda12 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

Or the final scene of reservoir dogs

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u/shane_4_us ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

Favorite movie of all time. Along with Network. If you apes haven't seen Network, do yourself a favor and see Network.

12 Angry Men probably rounds out my top 3.

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u/MaxShoulderPayne ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Didnโ€™t the first to sell in 2008 get fucked while everyone else got bailouts?

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u/Minuteman_Capital ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธNo jail? No sale!๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆ Aug 04 '21

Ahh now that could explain why they havenโ€™t cannibalized eachother yet

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u/CastlePokemetroid ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

Yeah, that make so much more sense. In that logic, the second to cover would be the best position.

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u/KamikazeChief ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

Jesus f**king Christ.

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u/takesthebiscuit ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

If you read the recent DD you will see we are not dealing with specific entities.

Itโ€™s one interconnected mass of evil. If one falls they all fall.

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u/ever_onward ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿš€โœจ Aug 04 '21

This is the way. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

Bullish.

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u/donnyisabitchface ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Like colonies of bacteria that cause diarrhea, but they donโ€™t want to get pooped out?

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u/blutch14 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

if you read that amazing DD that got posted this week -> https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/owpfc3/will\_the\_real\_gme\_bbemg\_please\_stand\_up\_part\_1/

you realise that all those major hedgefunds etc own eachother and basically co-exist as a megacorp. there really is no singular entity, when one dies it will drag all the others down with it.

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u/AutoDrafter2020 Kenโ€™s Naked Shorts Caught in 4K ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ Aug 04 '21

Not only would I cover my position, I would then sink all my money into a long GME position to siphon everyone else.

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u/Fieryhotsauce ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

I think the fact none of them have means that ALL of the SHF's are fucked - they have all naked shorted this shit and none of them have a way out so they're sticking it out by shorting it more together.

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u/AtomicKittenz ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

That or whoever covers first will have a target on their back with all the other SHFs

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u/Fletchskis ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Well, there was a DD posted the other day that shows, all the banks own each other. So really, if one bleeds, they all do

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u/b0atdude87 Left Column High Score Guy Aug 04 '21

I'd rather be in their shoes than their shorts.... Just sayin'

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u/jabbathehuttjr This Is The Way Aug 04 '21

Replace shoes with shorts*

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u/SlobbaTheS ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

What if everyone is so balls deep in it, that covering means the end for everyone

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u/Nickadimoose Aug 05 '21

I think that's why we've seen the DTCC rules arise that specify user auctions. Since a large percentage of these brokerages, clearing houses, banks and market makers are involved with the DTCC, it's almost as if they're dismissing mutual destruction by spreading the debt load over DTCC members. This also has the benefit of removing the prisoner's dilemma (AKA: I'll be fucked less by covering first) from the equation since it spreads the overall debt impact across the financial spectrum. That's how I took it at least.

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u/NightHawkRambo ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 100M/share is the floor Aug 05 '21

The whole point is the hole is so deep that no one can close their position first, once one SHF starts to close then the others get pissed and try and close too.

They are all in a prisoners dilemma with no escape.

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u/FL-Stallion ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

Thatโ€™s bc youโ€™re NOT an egomaniacal narcissistic psychopath

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u/darrylgenis65 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

This is THEIR way. Ours is NO Ape Left behind. We are like Marines, they are like the Talaban

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u/CptnBarbosa69 ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ JACKED to the TITS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

The biggest ape run! The first and last of its kind.

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u/spiegro ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

The Running of The Apes.

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u/Hungry_Band9109 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

Buying GME dips should be an Olympic sport

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u/MesaBit ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

The Paralympic Games is buying the peak

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u/not__phil ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

im finally a winner!

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u/JusticeBeaver720 Aug 05 '21

I bought crypto a few months ago but have been so wrapped up in GME you just reminded me I have crypto

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u/AKnightAlone Aug 05 '21

You guys still have assets??

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u/TriglycerideRancher "Custom" Flair Template 😮 Aug 04 '21

This is exactly what's happening, they realized we can recognize artificial drops, then we even told them how to do a realistic organic drop and its their last shot, listening to our strategy. Funny thing is it don't change a thing lol.

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u/Ithinkyourallstupid !FudProof ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฆ! Aug 04 '21

You're exactly right. They're watching and taking notes. These reactionary moves are so telegraphed by apes its ridiculous. Go LITERALLY FUCK YOURSELF SHF

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u/BaddestofUsernames ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

two hours later

massive gangbang at Citadel Office pops up on PH

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u/padishaihulud ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

And while SEC is jerking off to it on PH they notice a document on the gangbang table proving market fraud.

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u/metametamind ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

Drops on no news = fake = discount buy.

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u/caronanumberguy We are in a completly corrupt system. ยฉ 2021 By Caronanumberguy Aug 05 '21

Their algorithm is based on normal human psychological responses.

What they've failed to appreciate is that such an algorithm cannot work if the human IS AWARE that the experiment is taking place.

We ARE AWARE that the price is being manipulated - so it is a trivial exercise to alter what would be our normal human psychological responses. The experiment cannot succeed. The algo has zero chances of effectiveness.

tl;dr A rat that IS AWARE that the cheese trap is death will dine elsewhere.

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u/moonwalkergme ๐Ÿ–Crayon Shortner๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… Aug 04 '21

This is the way!

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u/RaslerG No. 1 Retard ๐Ÿ‘พ Aug 04 '21

The way is this

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u/beats_time ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ HODL! Just like our dykes. ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Aug 04 '21

Is way the this!

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u/DarthBooooom ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

What is the way?

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u/Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

This! This is the way!

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u/DealerFalse Aug 04 '21

Is the price going to keep dropping?

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u/tophereth naked shorts yeah... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Aug 04 '21

there is a sweet spot for the price. too high and margin requirements are too cumbersome - too low and retail has more power. the more they drop it, the more at risk they are.

the price went sideways around ~$138-$180 for months before the last run. that should inform your opinion.

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u/razor3401 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

These low prices are going to tempt one of them to cover, IMHO.

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u/zelbo ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21 edited Aug 05 '21

I don't think it's possible for any of them to cover of their own volition. I think they were fucked at $40, so how can they cover at current prices?

I have nothing to back this up, it's just conjecture, but I think the only way any of them can cover is through forced liquidation.

For more information, see this infographic.

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u/ebone581 ๐Ÿฆง smooth brain Aug 04 '21

I get paid Friday. I sure hope

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u/DarthBooooom ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

Too late. You will already be rich.

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u/ebone581 ๐Ÿฆง smooth brain Aug 04 '21

I like the way you think.

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u/m477_H4773r ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

I need to get paid again.

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u/Silver-1 Smooth Brain Diamond Balls ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™ Aug 04 '21

We get paid Friday. We sure hope.

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u/Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

Same, I should be able to cop a few more shares!

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u/Tobeboss98 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

I think it might hold 140 support, i really dont think it goes below 120-125 if it breaks down.

But i personally dont care much, price dont matter. available shares matter, price dont. The longer we stay at lower prices the more float the retarded apes can scoop up. To the moon๐Ÿš€

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u/CatoMulligan ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

My highest buy was at $210, my lowest at $150. I'd be thrilled for the chance to average down by buying at $125.

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u/Fewgtwe ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

My highest $256, my lowest $93

All I see is discounts, discounts, discounts baby!

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u/SallWtreetBets Aug 04 '21

I hope it does drop to 125!!

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u/Tobeboss98 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

Yeah why not, i just buy when i can anyways

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u/Wekeepyourunning There is no escape ๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 04 '21

Doesnโ€™t matter ape. Itโ€™s fake.

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u/DealerFalse Aug 04 '21

Thanks for the reassurance!

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u/Wekeepyourunning There is no escape ๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 04 '21

Anytime ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

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u/Dampmaskin ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

Until it doesn't.

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u/Fearless-Nose-5991 Aug 04 '21

I hope so, can't wit to buy moar

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u/Throcked Aug 04 '21

Yes. Will drop tomorrow to the $130โ€™s. Friday begins an uptrend toward $190-$196 until 8/20 or 8/23 when it starts ripping again

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u/working925isahardway ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

based on what dude?

is this from prior run ups or TA?

how do you get the dates and the prices?

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u/gvsulaker82 Aug 04 '21

He doesnโ€™t. Ppl have been predicting rips for 2 months now

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u/working925isahardway ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

what that wave guy? Hes wrong more than he is right and every once in a while he gets something right and is like I TOLD YOU ALL! Look at how good my DD is!

come on dude.

this shits so manipulated.

no one knows shit.

If they did they would buy all the shares right before MOASS.

show me a link cause i havent seen any real DD on share prices.

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u/SHOCK_VALUE_USERNAME ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

!RemindMe 2 weeks

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u/quickfeetkojo ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

This is exactly what i've been seeing as well!

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u/Careful_Oil_3487 โ˜ ๏ธ Five Finger Hedge Punch ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

This is the way

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u/HealthOk7603 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

To be clear.

SHF are preparing for the biggest bull run by shorting

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u/Sufficient-Steak-223 Aug 04 '21

Good thing I stacked up 10 more today. Absolute steal at this price.

Does it dip even lower this week? Great, another order of 10 is already outstanding!

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u/fiery_chicken_parm ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

I was thinking about this sort of thing earlier today. If I held a bunch of GME shorts right now, I'd be terrified of tanking the price. I'd also be terrified of a spike. Both of these scenarios can trigger FOMO buying.

Consider this, too. One of the core reasons I hold GME is because I think it's a fantastic long term play. SHFs are trying to convince me otherwise. "Look how it just keeps draining down. It's not a good long term play. Better get out while you still have money!" Heh. Bugger off. I lost my job this week; HODLing is my best bet at never having to beg for work ever again.

Footnote: yeah, I lost my job. No, I don't need sympathy or assistance. I work in IT, there's plenty of jobs out there to hold me over til MOASS. I just can't increase my position until I get a new job, so do me a favor and buy the dip for me! (Not financial advice)

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u/tophereth naked shorts yeah... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Aug 05 '21

that's a great first point. this slow bleed has been the only logical option for them.

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u/AdoptedGoatTitties ELIP: Explain like Iโ€™m potato ๐Ÿฅ” Aug 04 '21

Bought 10 at 148!

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u/BuildBackRicher ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

Nice. I had a buy limit at 145.69 (todayโ€™s actual low) since yesterday, but it didnโ€™t execute. Another ape must have beat me to it.

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u/Gibbbbb Aug 05 '21

wow, GME shares are getting scarce...sure would suck if you needed to buy some back to cover yourself, you'd have to pay a fortune!

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u/BuildBackRicher ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

Nice. And I was only trying to buy 10 shares.

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u/SnooMarzipans2307 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

And there will be no mercy on any of them, just as how they gutted the economy and were merciless on us in '08. The walls are closing from all angles now, they're literally trapped.

Karma's a bitch ain't it hedgies?

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u/EsotericGroan Aug 04 '21

Judging by their shills I can say with certainty that they hate karma.

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u/keibuttersnaps Aug 05 '21

When other people have paid for everything else in your life, it's a hard and bitter pill to swallow for some when it's your turn to 'pay what you owe'.

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u/fabticus ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

Who's karma and are they long on gme?

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u/IThatAsianGuyI ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

"Trading's a tough game, don't you think"

The amount of smugness that I will embody and tossing that line right back at 'em is going to be so fucking good.

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u/No-Ad-6444 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

I'd LMAYO if they bring it down to $100 and GameStop buys back 5 million shares.

If I was a GameStop exec, I'd be like thanks for the free money Hedge Funds.

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u/YouGotTheWrongGuy_9 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

So then they re-issue more at a higher price when it moons?

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u/Tell-Honest ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

You can literally count on a $5 dip every day. The price action is almost identical every. damn. day. Itโ€™s comical. Iโ€™m so far in the red now why the fuck would I sell? I didnโ€™t get in at $40 like a lot of people did. Iโ€™ll hold these bad boys full drill team 6. Yeah, I lose a decent amount of money on what you could call a โ€œbad betโ€ if it doesnโ€™t turn around. But why would I want to sell right now, thereโ€™s literally no incentive.

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u/tophereth naked shorts yeah... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Aug 05 '21

exactly.

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u/TheOldJuan ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Tomorrow is Cinco De Buy-o for me.

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u/Antillama Get rich, or die buyin Aug 04 '21

Sounds more like it will be Cinco De Boughtgust to me

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u/bhutunga ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

I'm falling asleep here in the UK but this killed me, bravo

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u/Snaggle21 still hodl ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Aug 05 '21

I'm doubling my position this week. This is the way to xxx.

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u/Space_Force_Sloth ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Tomorrow is payday and I put in OT ๐Ÿ˜‚ Shorts r fkd

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u/Dramatic-Language851 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

"When you see your enemy making an error, take care not to interfere with the enemy from completing it so you can take advantage at the right time"

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u/StarWhorz00 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

I read that book

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u/martril ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

They are absolutely trying their hardest to lay it on the way thicker than they have ever so far

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u/MissileWaster ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

Imagine trying to trigger 100 stop losses and accidentally triggering 1000 buy orders lol

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u/tophereth naked shorts yeah... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Aug 05 '21

someone should make a post about this...give people some ideas lol

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u/itrustyouguys ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Between a rock and a hard place. They will eventually have to sell, and the SEC is actively setting traps (new regualtions) to shut down price manipulation devices. Plus, the lower it goes, the more the apes buy. For them to get out of this, it has to go to zero really fucking quick; or else all available synthetic shares are gobbled up before they can get to them; which grows the problem.

Their best bet was back in late Jan, they should have let it run then. Back then 500 to a thousand was the floor. Now it's 40 million and growing.

TLDR; shorties are fukt, and the longer this goes the more apes show up for the gangbang.

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u/madmax299 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

I was fully prepared to sell my XXX at 1k and happily pay off my debt and get a downpayment for a house. Now I want to pay off my debt, my entire family's debt, retire my parents, buy houses for those who didn't mock me about gme, and anonymously donate to things that are important.

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u/nemesis86th ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

500-1000 really was. I woulda been SO happy, too. Those silly gooses (geese? goosen?) have got themselves into a real dilly of a pickle.

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u/sick2880 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

This all the way. In Jan, I had 8 shares hoping for it to hit 1k so papa could go buy a jetski.
Now I have (redacted) and they can have them when I get enough to buy the whole damn lake to ride the jetski on.

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u/literallymoist ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21 edited Aug 05 '21

I feel like an average ape, and if there are 1 million average apes like me we own not just the float but all shares period seeeeveral times over

Edit: if there are 250k average apes we still do lolol

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u/AMotleyCrew32 Aug 05 '21

If goose is geese then shouldnโ€™t moose be meese?

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u/BuildBackRicher ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

It doesnโ€™t matter how low it goesโ€”there will be no accompanying bankruptcy. Whether they try to close, or apes buy at low prices, it moons. Fukt, I say.

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u/dormsta ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

Like. I was done buying, but itโ€™s hard not to justify getting another one at this point. I doubt Iโ€™m alone.

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u/Wekeepyourunning There is no escape ๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 04 '21

Lfg

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u/Jalatiphra The only chance for us and the planet! Seriously!๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฆ Aug 04 '21

Top Post today in this category

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u/TalezFromTheDarkside ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

I wonder if Kenny has one of his friends buying GME shares at this point. I figure after he gets liquidated, he might try and take the dtcc for a ride via a proxy.

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u/RippinAssNCumminHard Gambled It All On A GME Bet Aug 04 '21

Kenny makes over 60 million a month. I can't get over that!

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u/Day_n_Night ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

Iโ€™ve tripled down over the last few months. Itโ€™s been easy. Iโ€™m sure tons of apes have done the same or similar. Iโ€™m going to hold off a little now as best I can and keep some reserves in case they really go all out to give it a final massive downward push. Iโ€™ll be ready.

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u/Either-Reality8274 Kensโ€™ Wifesโ€™ Boyfriend Aug 04 '21

I like your opinion

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u/Stopitsomemorek balls deep since January Aug 04 '21

Stop. YOUR GONNA MAKE ME CUM!! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/SkySeaToph ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–๐Ÿš€GME IS PRETTY๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 04 '21

Nice. EW guy said it well yesterday. I continue to buy and hold๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–๐Ÿš€

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u/Arpeggioey ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

May I have this source you speak of?

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u/SkySeaToph ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–๐Ÿš€GME IS PRETTY๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 04 '21

Ok my good ape. Check this shit out. Pretty obviously amazing. I think your post goes very well in tandem with this theory. Good form!! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/oxga1k/i_figured_it_out_the_simplest_answer_is_usually/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/Arpeggioey ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

Fuck yeah, just in time for a poop

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u/Lulufeeee ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€CAPTAIN Jacked Sparrow๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

love it

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u/Toozballs ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

I like to buy at low prices and hold until they are bigger prices. But Iโ€™m just retardedโ€ฆ

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u/zerolimits0 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Hedgies situation: fucked-more fucked.

Apes situation: win-win.

All that needs to be known besides, buy and hodl.

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u/Sergiocamjur ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21 edited Aug 05 '21

On that final note... I am getting close to that triple x.

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u/kibblepigeon ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€Canโ€™t stop, next stop, Andromeda ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

Iโ€™ve heard it before but Iโ€™ll say it again, we are nearing the end of a death spiral ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒช and soon ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/SageEquallingHeaven ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

What did GME share offer at again?

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u/MyHauVuong ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 05 '21

220ish?

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u/SageEquallingHeaven ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

Noice. Wish they had hit it at 380

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u/Pagani5zonda ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ Aug 05 '21

So, two topics we can't talk about here but I do have tinfoil hat theory that does relate so bear with me.

The coin community has almost proof that RH is using their customers coins to be lent out. You don't have a wallet with RH, it's a shared wallet. All you have is numbers on an app. They lend it for 5k a day (spitballing numbers) and when a customer wants to sell, they just pay out the $50. Not everyone is going to sell at once and you have no proof that you ever even had the coin. It's a win-win for RH and impossible to 100% verify. I wasn't 100% sure till he sold on ipo day. Yea he's sketchier than I wanted to believe.

If you were getting 75% of your income from one man, would you not commit more crime to get paid more. You look at the numbers on paper.. a 20% so squeeze maybe get to $500. So for much more per day, your loan out customer shares. Keep the numbers in the app the same so customers don't know. SHF get more shares they don't need to mark. Keep borrow rate low, don't alert SEC or FBI... But its not just RH, there's a dozen or so just as bad as RH that are paid by citadel

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u/sinocarD44 Going long on $SAUC Aug 05 '21

They were so close today to triggering my but limit order. Maybe they will hit it tomorrow.

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u/zarmin ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

The Battle of Bull Run

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u/Possible_Bicycle_398 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 04 '21

I personally have 15k waiting for $120

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u/Jeegorrrrr ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

Let run

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u/wreckin_shit ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

So much hype for the price drop, I LOVE A DISCOUNT

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u/Numb1Slacker ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

Let the price keep dropping. Ill keep buying more. And rocket to the moon and beyond even harder.

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u/z430 Aug 04 '21

The squashing before the squeeze.

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u/pooth45 ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€ BULLISH ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 04 '21

And the longer they take with a lower price just means more paychecks of average joe being shoved into the stock

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u/CastlePokemetroid ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 04 '21

Jokes on them, I buy the rips, not the dips.

Also, why don't I have more shares than I do, kinda tired of being only XX

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u/Cowabunguss For your Stonk! Aug 04 '21

I just really like the stock.

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u/Biotic101 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

600/200 is 3

600/50 is 12!

Hedgies R F...

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u/Lord412 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 05 '21

1 million a share and I never have to work again. โ€œWorkโ€ will be whatever I want.

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u/fortifier22 ๐Ÿ“ฒ Mediocre Memer ๐ŸŽจ Aug 05 '21

With how many shorts are still out there, if they chose to cover now they'd be screwing themselves because they'll have to buy back shares to the point where they go bankrupt with no chance of a bailout.

Their first tactic back in the first half of the year was to simply keep shorting the company and diving it down to not only get investors out of it, but also hold Wall Street hostage (i.e. if you let the MOASS happen, you're all coming down with us because of how many more shares we're shorting!)

Then the DTCC, SEC, FINRA, and other financial regulators, knowing how diamond-handed GME investors were and how many of us there were across the globe, knew that a MOASS was an inevitability. So they instead passed a slew of new regulations to make sure that the shorters wouldn't be able to keep holding the financial world hostage and that nothing like GME would never happen again.

And this spelt doom for the financial regulators (i.e. RIP DUMBASS).

So now all they can do is spread as much FUD and commit psychological warfare against core GME groups to somehow achieve that 0.01% chance that everyone holding GME sells and they get out of their short positions.

I mean, think about it; isn't it a coincidence that the corrupt mods came forward and started drama the moment after all the new regulations were finalized?

That's all hedge funds can do now; somehow convince millions of investors across the globe that GameStop is garbage and sell...

Yeah... not happening...

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u/callmeputty ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 05 '21

Their only play is dragging this shit out and boring us to death. As soon as GME rallies again it makes up for the "losses" (in terms of price decline) and our FOMO-friends jump back in.

It's a waiting game. All we need to do is not sell. Meanwhile RC and the new management are building up a new GME.

Patience.

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u/wolfofballsstreet ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

just hold and buy when you can, you'll be laughing sooner rather than later

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u/sh00t4theM00N Aug 04 '21

This is the truth

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u/Jorxa Aug 04 '21

Come on SHFs, you can do it! Get GME to the 2 digits!!

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u/teddyforeskin ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

This will be the last chance to get the price as low as possible...again

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u/cjc11B ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 04 '21

YEAHโ€ฆโ€ฆ..