r/Tinder 13d ago Silver 1 Wholesome 1

Seems like she's a catch

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u/SmoothBrain8964 13d ago

People who declare temselves as "amazing human beings" usually is the opposite of it

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u/SteveDaPirate91 13d ago Silver Wholesome

Amazing

Normal

Simple.

One of these does not belong with the others.

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u/walgrins 13d ago

“Wooooooah look how normal and simple she is!!!” 🤩

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u/TheWiseRedditor 13d ago

Genuine question. When someone says they’re normal/simple, what exactly do they mean? Like are they doing something which others aren’t or are they not doing something which others are?

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u/walgrins 13d ago Wearing is Caring

So, first, normal and simple mean two different things to me. Not necessarily mutually exclusive, but I wouldn’t consider the average person to be simple. A lot of us humans have baggage, trauma, and all sorts of stressful shit we deal with. I don’t consider either of those terms particularly useful without additional qualifying.

If anything, it signals to me that I’m going to have to do some conversational heavy lifting to get this person to come out of their shell, because they don’t believe anything about themselves is of note.

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u/AlbantheAlbanian 13d ago

But also, you shouldn’t do any heavy lift conversing with this person

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u/beersn0b 13d ago

Depends if you're tall or not. Average or short people shouldn't bother because she doesn't judge.

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u/walgrins 13d ago

For sure! I was speaking in general terms. Pertaining to the person in the post? 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

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u/moguldodger 13d ago

I get the feeling I would lose her attention at the end of the reading of a fortune cookie

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u/onedumguy 13d ago

they want you to think they're the girl from every hallmark movie. Super successful in the city, but full-on downhome, plain jane. She even wears glasses sometimes. "Simple"

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni 13d ago

Not Janey Briggs! Shes got paint on her overalls!

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u/Huge-Produce-8117 13d ago

And a ponytail!

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u/WorldDomination5 13d ago edited 12d ago

There is literally nothing you can do to Rachel Leigh Cook to make her an ugly duckling. Who the fuck cast her in that movie? Seriously.

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u/No_Statistician579 12d ago

Do you really think she's all that?

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u/bflatmusic7 13d ago

Think Mark Zuckerberg. He enjoys doing normal human things like smoking meats and taking selfies like other human beings and smoking meats.

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u/steepindeez 13d ago

Smoked. Meats.

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u/FictionsParadox 13d ago

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats

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u/TheGreatDay 12d ago

This sounds exactly like something Mark Zuckerberg, human male, would say.

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u/siberiandivide81 13d ago

I want to be draped in velvet

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u/BurdenedMind79 12d ago

I'm pretty sure they mean smoking meats. Doesn't everyone enjoy the simple pleasure of mincing a nice fillet steak, then rolling it in some paper, lighting it and inhaling the sweet, sweet meaty vapours?

No, just me then?

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u/5ingyourlif3 13d ago

Let’s not use him as a reference to humanity

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u/WorldDomination5 13d ago

When you're a billionaire, you get your meat smoked whenever you want.

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u/beautifulanddoomed 12d ago

Sweet baby ray's!

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u/Future_of_Amerika 13d ago

I usually take it to mean they're basic

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u/onedumguy 13d ago

live, laugh, liquor

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u/ZucchiniWild3735 13d ago

Liquor, I hardly knew her!!

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u/Genericgeriatric 12d ago

You brought her, you liquor.

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u/BrofessionalRetard 13d ago

She's trying to make you think that she isn't a high maintenance bitch, which I pretty much guarantee she is.

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u/FBI_Agent_Fred 13d ago

When someone has to declare themselves as simple and normal, I take it as a red flag that they are bullshitting because “if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” didn’t play.

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u/Jack-Trades-304 13d ago

She's trying to pass off her toxic attitude as something that is "supposed" to happen because of her gender.

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u/BeholderBalls 13d ago

They’re a dumbass

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u/jannyhammy 13d ago

If they’re in North America I guess they mean easy going, not a mental case and not high maintenance. If they are in the UK… they crazy.

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u/creative_net_usr 13d ago

I would argue the same for North America. The Disney generation (Late GenX through early Z) of relationship views are what's led to many of these unrealistic relationship expectations.

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u/jannyhammy 13d ago

Simple means low iq in the UK…. in North America it means more like.. not high maintenance. But I get what you mean too.

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u/UpperMall4033 13d ago

Yup im from england and thats what i would say simple means

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u/creative_net_usr 13d ago

I hear the just a simple country girl with the south carolina accent when you put it in that context.

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u/NuffNuffNuff 13d ago

Based on her name (Ana) I think she’s Russian or slavic Or Eastern European in general. The word “normal” when describing a person means something different here. It’s hard to translate, but you know when in movies a gangster introduces somebody to their gangster friends and they ask “he cool?”. So it means something like that, that you’re not an idiot, not a narc, a “normal” person as opposed to a sucker or a psycho.

Similarly there is the word “adequate”, you can recently often hear it in ramblings of Russian officials. It actualy means “rational”, “not crazy”.

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u/GunBrothersGaming 13d ago

Usually they are trying to convey that they are low maintenance and easy going.

However - this is usually self delusion and what you are going to get:

- Super high maintenance (Level Kardashian)

- Will demand 99% of your attention and then wait for that 1% and take that as well.

- Will manipulate and control you, read plays games with your head

- Will be upset you didn't buy a 1 week, 1 month, 6 month anniversary present

- will question why you don't work hard enough

I mean there is a long list. If a girl is telling you she's into tall men only they are 99.9% going to cheat on you with someone taller and are extremely shallow which is why they need a tall man to begin with is so they have someone who can lift them up high enough to see.

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u/dnd3edm1 13d ago

actual "normal" and "simple" people show rather than tell

calling yourself "normal" and "simple" is just overcompensation

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u/multicoloredherring 13d ago

Same thing as claiming to not like drama. You can communicate that by just not.

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u/Grim505 13d ago

I tend to call myself a "simple man" to say that my words don't have any deeper meaning and I if yours do, I won't notice it. Sometimes it's ironic, and sometimes it's geniune.

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u/Rasalom 13d ago

Simple = "I make unfounded, uncomplex, and unresearched decisions quickly and often, and will call you complicated or difficult if you question my decision-making process."

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u/PigletSignificant 13d ago

I usually assume they mean they are simple folk, not too bright, and not to keen on things requiring a lot of in depth thought.

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u/TheLastF 13d ago

White middle class suburban upbringing, two cars in the driveway, centrist politics. All their bigotry is done for them, and their alienation from the natural world is complete. You know, “normal”

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u/RPGplayer123 13d ago

My HoA, realtor, bank, and nearby company HR departmemtd do all my bigoting, so I can post on reddit with a clear conscience.

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u/TheLastF 13d ago

Nailed it

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u/thepumpkinking92 13d ago

Oh, she's simple alright. Simple minded.

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u/Jack-Trades-304 13d ago

She says directly after judging height.

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u/walgrins 13d ago

And also brutally honest. So I’m guessing she just walks around telling everyone she sees that she has no opinion of them, positive or negative.

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u/badpie99 13d ago

Have I ever mentioned how humble I am?

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u/walgrins 13d ago

Yes, you’re “the most humble person who ever lived.” You say it every time you bring up your Funko Pop collection.🙄

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u/badpie99 13d ago

Why I don't know if I have ever had someone stalk my recent posts? blushes and dramatically fans face

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u/retief1 13d ago

She's an amazing human being who is kind and loving to all humans except short people.

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u/iisan_desu 13d ago

or even average height people

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u/SatanTheTurtlegod 12d ago

Don't forget about people taller than her.

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u/bubblegumpandabear 13d ago

Usually I don't care if people are blunt about their preferences, I don't think that makes them a bad person. But this girl sounds like a mess. Like one of those super passive aggressive wine moms who hates their suburban life and gets through it by gossiping about the other parents at the PTA and making dumb rules for the HOA.

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u/iamonewhoami 13d ago

It's like people that describe themselves as kind, or intelligent

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u/engineerdrummer 13d ago Gold

Peggy Hill has entered the chat

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u/thrashmetaldinosaur 13d ago

The show really did her dirty. They made her one of the worst people in a series full of likable people.

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u/RonDonVonBon 13d ago

That's what made Peggy so effective, she was legitimately hate able at times but still sympathetic, Hank in some episodes had that too.

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u/yourmomsthr0waway69 13d ago

For example, the episode where Hank quits Arlen Methodist because a new family were "in his seats". After the reverend refuses to bend to Hank, he actively starts recruiting members to a mega church. Even upon coming back to Arlen Methodist, he still insists he was right that those were his seats. This episode sticks out to me as one of the few that Hank was truly being a dick throughout

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u/thrashmetaldinosaur 13d ago edited 13d ago

Problem is I don't find her sympathetic. There are many sympathetic characters on the show that do bad things (men and women), but they really didn't do enough for Peggy to justify her actions as she has a caring and supportive immediate family.

Like Hank is basically a saint (he makes mistakes but usually his intentions are good) and Bobby is a good kid, but they just excuse her behavior all the time.

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u/engineerdrummer 13d ago

She is the absolute epitome of the lower middle class southern white woman who hides behind Christianity and her “intelligence” to justify her horrible nature. As someone who grew up in the rural South, she is absolutely a spot on character.

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u/thrashmetaldinosaur 13d ago edited 13d ago

That's unfortunate. Sucks that Hank and Bobby have to deal with her. So the show did a great job then, bc I really despise her. But even then, it does kind of feel like a negative female character written by men, like a charicature of their perspective of these women rather than someone with more depth.

And it's why I like her better in later seasons, bc they give her more opportunities to be a decent person, mother, and wife too.

But I don't any of the other female characters on the show who also can do bad things, but they are shown to have more nuance or sympathy.

I'd best compare her to Linda in Bob's Burgers. She does a lot of similar type of self centered things with an unjustified self aggrandizing ego, very much like a lot of the east coast moms I know who lack self awareness.

But they also show her being a good person as well, who genuinely loves and supports the people she cares about. Like the scene where she's immediately ready to go on the lamb with Bob when he thinks he killed someone, she's ride or die and it's great.

I actually feel like I'd dislike Linda as a person if I met her irl but I enjoy watching her, vs Peggy I dislike watching her and know I'd dislike her irl.

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u/jasons815088 13d ago

The Dunning-Kruger effect

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u/michaltee 13d ago

You better be tall as fuck cuz otherwise I don’t want you. Also I don’t judge! :) <3

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u/SouthKenny 13d ago

Good thing I declare myself a complete asshole

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u/Sangi17 13d ago edited 13d ago

This. Big red flag to me.

If you say you’re “easy going” or “chill” you are probably actually those things. But “an amazing person”, “brutally honest” and “I love everyone” tells me that you’re probably narcissistic and a judgmental asshole.

Especially if you feel like you have to apologize in advance for your own personality. That tells me that your are self aware of your shitty attitudes, but refuse to do anything about it because you think everyone else is the problem.

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u/iisan_desu 13d ago

gotta take it in context. "I'm a chill person but if you're short then even if you have a great heart it won't count for SHIT" indicates to me that this person does not know what chill is and desperately needs to step into a walk-in refrigerator.

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u/ContemplatingPrison 13d ago

Especially when they write an entire paragraph about how judgmental they are and follow it up with I dont judge

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u/All__The__Questions_ 13d ago

I kinda feel anyone that describes themselves as normal is the opposite as well. It is like people saying how nice they are all the time, or how smart they are. If you are, people can tell without you volunteering the information.

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u/jannyhammy 13d ago

Like guys without pics on tinder that say “very attractive, fit man” … sure.

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u/Only_Aerie 13d ago

Make your mind up, you either judge or you dont

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u/regman1011 13d ago

At least she tells you to run versus having to find out

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u/Gilgameshbrah 13d ago

I love it when red flags are put directly into their profiles. It makes life so much easier for everyone..

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u/mustangman6579 13d ago

Isn't it? I messed up and left swiped a red flag profile instead of posting it here for you guys.

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u/ScentedCandles14 13d ago

Classic Gemini /s

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u/billydeethrilliams 13d ago

Normal? Debatable. Simple? Yes.

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u/GuardAbuse 13d ago

That line makes her sound like a lizard person.

"Why yes I am a normal and simple woman. What else would I be?"

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u/IWillHitYou 13d ago

"Hello fellow humans"

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u/Placeboy0 13d ago

or an AI’s first words

“I am an amazing person. I am a normal and simple person.”

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u/ShadowZpeak 13d ago

Hotel?

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u/janda125 13d ago

Trivago

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u/WrangWei 13d ago

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

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u/Journo_Jimbo 13d ago

sHe DOeSn’T jUdGe ThO

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u/jojo_31 13d ago

She's pretty Anal about height

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u/kevtino 13d ago Silver

Some say her height is so anal that her butthole is where her mouth should be

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u/Pencho_Di 13d ago

this man deserves an anal.....

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u/captinbrando Uner HaXxor 13d ago

Excellent...

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u/ermabanned 13d ago

Probably girth as well.

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u/Goodotic_chaos 13d ago

“I don’t judge everything about everyone I meet, I’m just brutally honest.”

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u/amuse-douche 13d ago

To be fair, she doesn't actually state a height minimum, I think she just wants you to believe in your heart that you're tall

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u/SanctimoniousApe 13d ago

Technically, she doesn't even say that guys who answer "no" to the "am I tall" question have to swipe left, either. Maybe she's just really into Mini-Me.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I don't judge except for when I'm really judgmental

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u/Shurdus 13d ago

Just like I do! Also that's a rediculous user name and this whole post is appalling! I don't judge though as I'm an amazing human being with a big heart tihi!

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u/TheWiseRedditor 13d ago

You’re also a “simple and normal redditor”

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u/Shurdus 13d ago

The simplest and normalest I would say!

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u/PepegaPhilosopher 13d ago

catch, yes.

catch, throw back and get the fuck outta there.

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u/mcclutch7 13d ago

I’d rather her throw an interception

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u/BladesOfGrave 13d ago

I desperately want to believe that this is satire.

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u/jqrandom 13d ago

satire

It reads like mocking women, which is why I think it was written by a man.

Ever met a women who liked to be called "normal and simple"?

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u/captainspacetraveler 13d ago

She’s humble too

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u/Selfimprovementguy91 12d ago Party Train

I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

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u/captainspacetraveler 12d ago

Some say the humblest

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u/Necynius 13d ago

I don't judge, but she seems like a bitch.

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u/get_off_my_train 13d ago

The good thing about girls like these is that they out themselves as absolute undateable morons from the get go.

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u/monsterflake 13d ago

she seems like a bratty 15-year old hoping that she can pass as 20. no pressure to get in bars, and a plausible reason to not have a license.

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u/Tinderingat46 13d ago Silver

Yay more short guys for me 🎶

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u/PepegaPhilosopher 13d ago

more any guys for you. it's not like a person like this is competition to anyone.

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u/AbbrielleDiamos 13d ago

Yeah my sisters boyfriend who is over 6 feet, don't remember exactly, said whenever people said this on tinder he'd swipe left lol. Same thing with a guy I went on a date with once that was 6ft 8 lol. I didn't know before hand and Just thought he was average tall.

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u/sillythrowaway9900 13d ago

If I were a guy (and tall) I would get sooo much pleasure from matching with her, being like “is 6’4” tall enough?” and then going “welp too bad you’re such an asshole then :(“ after she says yes

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u/OrgunDonor 13d ago

I would ask how tall she is, then unmatch her for being to short.

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u/dick_pixie 12d ago

Just say "ew" and leave her wondering whether she should be taller or shorter.

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u/AtlanticDuck 12d ago

I'm loving the idea, I'd go for a less aggressive 'Ope' tho

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u/Necronomicron 13d ago

In such situation you wouldn't even have to be tall, she would never know anyway. 🤭

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u/shiika 13d ago

I know people have preferences but I cannot imagine just completely ruling out a person based only on their height. I’m 5’4 and my bf is 5’7 and I love it. Don’t have to stretch haha. I wouldn’t care if he were a different height in either direction though.

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u/sillusions 13d ago

I honestly think that women who only date tall men have never dated guys around their height. The sex is so good when your bodies fit closely! I won’t refuse a tall person, but a lot of things are much easier if there are only a few inches difference in height

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u/shiika 13d ago

That’s very true. In fact, when I mentioned my boyfriends height to him this is the exact thing I said haha. At the end of the day though I care more about what they bring to the table on an emotional level

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u/Wakdjunkaga 12d ago

Sex is definitely best when the man is around 1-4 inches taller. You can have sex while standing, from in front or back, with the option to go in deep if desired but without the need to lift or contort.

Shower sex is on the table. Hiking sex is on the table. Beach, ally behind the bar, or under the bleachers at D3 soccer game… all options for you!

I’ve dated plenty with a 6” or more height difference. It’s way less fun.

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u/UdonDugong 13d ago All-Seeing Upvote

What about on the Z axis, so if you look at him straight on he’s normal height and width, but move to the side and you see he’s really long/deep (his entire body, get your minds out of the gutter people)

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u/IWillHitYou 13d ago

What a horrifying idea, thank you

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u/Tipart 13d ago

Well he would definitely be a very deep person to talk to that's for sure

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u/mrkikkeli 13d ago

I'm like super tall in the 5th dimension

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u/badpie99 13d ago

A quick fap to your post history confirms.

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u/Pizzarar 13d ago

You've alerted the horde

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u/TheMobHunter 13d ago

Rip your dms :(

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u/NelsonManswella 13d ago

she posts nudes too, guys 🥹

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u/puckerMeBum 13d ago

While she's probably 5'1

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u/Dark_Symbiote 13d ago

And overweight

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u/RazerNova01 13d ago

I will neither deny nor confirm this

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u/Yellowsunflowerlover 13d ago

Yoooooo I’m 5’1 don’t come for us 😂😂😂😂

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u/Karate_Prom 13d ago

Dont say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

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u/ApplesOverOranges1 13d ago

I don't judge but am brutally honest... Kind of an oxy from a moron

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u/Nesquiksoup 13d ago

“and i dont judge” LMAO

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u/Mattrockj 13d ago

As part of the 6’+ community, I will say that this is what you would call a “certified bitch”.

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u/thatretardyouknow 13d ago

Not a catch, more of a snatch

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u/I_Learned_Once 13d ago

Idk, I was walking out my front door and my belt loop caught on the latch and tore. I feel like she’s a catch in that sense. Not a catch, more of a snag.

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u/Dar1o_6 13d ago

How does this comment belong to r/suspiciouslyspecific and r/rareinsults at the same time?

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u/ITotalyWon 13d ago

she just said she was exactly like the other girls tho

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u/Adventurous_Nail_607 13d ago

Which is humble. Not like other girls who aren’t humble.

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u/Obtuse_Symposium 13d ago

I don't really care if people have physical traits that they're attracted to. That's fairly common.

That said, maybe she's joking but I don't trust anyone that says "I'm an amazing human being", nor do I trust people that say "I don't judge, but I'm brutally honest." Those statements are usually code for "I have an inflated ego" and "I want to get away with being an asshole."

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u/ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs 13d ago

This is socially acceptable. Now let a man say he doesn't like fat women.

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u/Bolawan 13d ago

I can tell she likes comedy because that profile is a fucking joke.

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u/Paige_Maddison 13d ago

Sounds like she went to the University of Cuntucky

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u/THCv3 13d ago

How boring and average of her to say that.

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u/TheNeonPotato 13d ago

“I’m brutally honest” is just code for “I’m going to be a dick and not feel bad about it”

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u/schmatt82 13d ago

Whats the obsession with tall guys all of the sudden?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Doesn’t judge. Unless you’re short lol

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u/Mystical_Cat 13d ago

Ana: "Judge, judge, judgment, Judgey McJudgeFace."

Also Ana: "I don't judge."

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I am a normal simple woman.

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u/Velocipeed 13d ago

I don't understand. Tall is subjective also, I'm 189cm and in the UK, that's fairly tall/above average. The missus is 153cm so to her I'm a giant but if I go on a trip to The Netherlands, I'm a goddamn midget.

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u/Massive-Frosting-722 13d ago

“HeHeHe”… 😑

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u/lDWchanJRl 13d ago

Just a tad hypocritical

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u/Ambiently_Occluded 13d ago

Kind and loving to tall people only apparently

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u/serious153 13d ago

Contradicting the contradiction

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u/Alternative-Rub-7975 13d ago

Do you think she knows what irony is? Or does she need someone to teach her?

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u/rhondevu 13d ago

Not kind to short people apparently.

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u/Soi_Boi_13 13d ago

But she said she doesn’t judge. 🤡

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u/bsg3897 13d ago

"I don't judge...unless you're fucking short then fuck you"

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u/Flashlight_Operator 13d ago

I don't judge, unless your shorter than 7 feet tall

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u/cactopus101 13d ago

Just so y’all short kings know, us tall guys are swiping left on this shit 10/10 times, so she’s definitely not getting any matches lol

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u/TrapsArentGayBro 13d ago

I bet she's also the type of woman who preaches about body positivity on Twitter and TikTok all day lmao

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u/AlwaysLurkNeverPost 13d ago

"I don't judge" following the opening paragraph rant, judging height lmao.

Bet she's 5'1

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u/Blow-it-out-your-ass 13d ago

"Im a very loving Human...except to short ppl, fuck em"

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u/IntroductionTimely36 13d ago

Why do people put their own preferences on tinder when it literally gives you the option of who to swipe on

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u/just_let_go_ 13d ago

It’s nice when they make it nice and obvious that they’re completely insane.

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u/natmatant 13d ago

I love when they make it easy for me to swipe left

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u/cutedude44 13d ago

I don’t judge but I hate short guys wow she’ should change dogs to cats because o see her future with a lot of cats 🐈

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u/Helpful-Level1554 13d ago

This is why going to uni still means you can be stupid.

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u/Woozuki 13d ago

I wish these were going extinct rather than precious pandas and tigers.

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u/YesImDavid 13d ago

“Brutally honest” is just the term assholes use to make themselves feel better about saying shitty stuff.

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u/SnooTomatoes8382 13d ago

I may not be tall, but it won’t matter horizontally.

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u/SteveYunnan 13d ago

So I take it she is a 6' Victoria Secret model? 🤔

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u/ThatGirl50 13d ago

“I’m super normal, why would you think otherwise haha I’m sooo simple and normal!”

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u/Z3t4 13d ago

Not judging, just measuring...

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u/whynotmai 13d ago

It's the way she showers herself with compliments and taps on the back after saying "your not good enough man".

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u/sushiladyboner 13d ago

Who thinks about height this much when they're looking for romantic partners...

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u/overmonk 13d ago

I'm 6'2" and after reading this I'm not sure if I'm tall anymore.

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u/xshoeless_hobox 13d ago

Lol anyone who makes demands on who meets their standards due to rudimentary reasons then proceeds to say "I don't judge" is usually a hypocrite by nature. Stay far away.

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u/mrrooftops 13d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if she identifies as a Gemini which launders these opposing, hypocritical traits in her eyes.

"But I'm a Gemini so I'm allowed"

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u/Narrow_Lawfulness462 13d ago

I don't judge unless I judge. Smiles and hearts and later possible homicide. Smiles.

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u/sasha_baron_of_rohan 13d ago

More red flags than a parade in China.

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u/Agreeable-Ask-7594 13d ago

This is why sex workers make a lot of money. Its easier to pay some hooker to blow you than to deal with potential megalomaniacs like this

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Jesus I think I got whiplash from reading that.

It went from if you're short you don't count to I'm a great human to I dont judge.

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u/KILLJOY1945 13d ago

Gemini, that explains it.

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u/leowithataurus 13d ago

On the positive side, she doesn't judge.

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u/myloteller 13d ago

This girl is giving off 4’11 vibes

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u/TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks 13d ago

She is 20. She will drop those standards after 5 years

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