r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/Ok_Flatworm4368 • May 26 '22
is there something literally every person on earth agrees with? Other
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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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u/Vegetable_Agency_970 May 26 '22
If only. I just saw a video the other day that called the mitochondria the water fountain of the cell and was like what is this bullshit
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u/thunderthighlasagna May 27 '22
No wait, she made a part 2 video! The kid had a project where she had to compare the cell to something and I think she chose to compare it too a pool. So she associated the mitochondria with a water fountain for the project.
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u/JWJT7 May 26 '22
I disagree, mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell or mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell. You got the plural mixed up
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u/thannasset May 27 '22 edited May 27 '22
Hi, fellow grammar police person! Almost no one knows how to use an apostrophe anymore, much less Latin plurals.
Edit: left out a letter, got justly corrected, still don't text well. Thanks
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u/randomacceptablename May 27 '22 •
So... I'm a gonna interject and say:
Almost no one knows how to use an apostrophe anymore, much less Latin plurals.
Not police, nor deputised. Just a concerned citizen. Good day gentlemen.
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u/and_the_wully_wully May 27 '22
I have a torn muscle I think from coughing. I’m laying down and as soon as I read your comment I bursted with laughter. Such pain. Every inhale and exhale of joyous giggle feels like a sword in my side.
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u/TremendousChungus May 26 '22
Yes.
Pooping out of your pee hole is a problem.
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u/RUfuqingkiddingme May 27 '22
Not pooping at all is a big problem, 100% universal. Nice this could bring us together.
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u/Yezzzzzzzzzzzz May 26 '22
No it’s completely normal several people in my family did that and I’ve just started doing it! It’s the sign of adulthood in my family!
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u/Jekker5 May 26 '22
Yes. We all agree that we will never all agree on everything.
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u/jcstan05 May 26 '22
I disagree!
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u/Jekker5 May 26 '22
I disagree with your disagreement
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u/Lankyboxyman May 26 '22
I disagree with u disagreeing on that disagreement
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
Well we'll see
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u/Jekker5 May 26 '22
No we will not
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
People do believe there is something that everyone agrees with i mean look at the comments
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u/Mfitz804 May 26 '22
The big yellow one is the sun.
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u/Hotmailet May 26 '22
I got a cup of dirt
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u/GoldenNola89 May 27 '22
I got a jar of dirt
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
Could be ive never heard theories on sun is not sun
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u/castaway195 May 27 '22
Some obscure, isolated villages might still rever it as a god
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u/LucDA1 May 26 '22
My sister loves that comedian, what was his name?
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u/Mfitz804 May 26 '22
Gotta be honest, I didn’t think a lot of us would remember that lol.
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u/TaleofTwoWolves May 26 '22
No
there's no unanimous agreement by 8 billion people
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u/Yezzzzzzzzzzzz May 26 '22
Yes there is!!!
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u/TaleofTwoWolves May 26 '22
The only thing we all agree on is that nobody can agree
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u/Yezzzzzzzzzzzz May 26 '22
Barely, though. There’s always gonna be that “I believe in people” person.
Edit: grammar
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u/KingArthursRevenge May 26 '22
Everything in existence either is or is not a potato.
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u/NoTomatoExtraPickles May 27 '22
What if it's a potato that's been turned into French fries tho. Then it kinda is a potato, but also it's not a potato anymore.
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u/KingArthursRevenge May 27 '22
No. French fry is still potato. No matter what you do to it either it is still potato or does no longer potato.
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u/breezeinthetrees88 May 26 '22
Oxygen is needed to survive.
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u/meduiza7 May 26 '22
Nope. There are cultists out there who will disagree.
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u/breezeinthetrees88 May 26 '22
Haha as they suck more oxygen to argue about it. But yeah, I am sure you are right.
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u/JumboJetz May 27 '22
But do they really believe it? Because if they do then challenge them to cut off their oxygen and see if they do.
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u/z_yago May 26 '22
These kids with their oxygen! When I was young, we only had Air!!
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u/MrBinkie May 26 '22
And it wasn't even good air, it was second hand air we had to steal back from the Kaiser
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
Theres gonna be some a*shole whos gonna say no its jist science trying to troll us or something
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u/MaleficTekX May 26 '22
How are thy gonna say that without air? Didn’t think that one through did Ya!
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Fuck you. Oxygen is a conspiracy!
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u/breezeinthetrees88 May 26 '22
Like we can't even see it. How do we know it really exists?
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u/Yezzzzzzzzzzzz May 26 '22
Actually, you CAN survive without oxygen, trust me!
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u/SnazzyHatMan May 26 '22
I've never heard any complaints from those who tried to live without oxygen. So it must be fine.
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u/Mean-Narwhal-1857 May 27 '22
19 children being murdered in their classroom two days before school let's out is really sad
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u/Wolf515013 May 27 '22
Not sad enough for those that won't pass proper gun legislation to make it harder for these people to get guns.
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u/Dr_Chemiramen May 26 '22
Everybody have to hate mosquitoes. I refuse to believe otherwise.
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u/rainshifter May 26 '22
I read an unpopular opinion to the effect of appreciating when a mosquito is sitting there drinking their blood because she's just thirsty is all.
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u/sguid_ward May 27 '22
She’s
thirstyusing your blood to reproduce but she’s injecting pathogens while she does it. It’s like letting someone willingly give you an STD because they’re a just horny is all.
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u/gentlesir123 May 27 '22
Fuck cancer?
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u/ItsGonnaBeARager May 27 '22
I actually had this question in my mind recently and cancer is the only answer I came up with. Too afraid to research it because there is most likely a small group that is pro cancer and too disappointing to know about.
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u/Empty-Neighborhood58 May 27 '22
Nope! I had an old man the other day at work (i work retail) who when i asked him if he wanted a bag said something along the lines of "ha i don't need one i delt with one for years, the bitch gave me herpes half way through our marriage, (something about being Christian so he didn't wanna leave her) but life caught up with her and the bitch got cancer and died" and the whole time I'm talking to him i really don't know how to respond because wtf is that but yeah
I work in a weird part of town that kinda has drug problem and a crazy people problem, i was also told the world is gonna end really soon, i was told by a regular customer who's never actually spoken to me because his warning
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u/AcRaXyFo1 May 26 '22
No
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u/Admirable_Fig_2136 May 26 '22
bro we can’t even get everyone to agree that the earth is a ball and everyone on it deserves to live
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u/thatshoneybear May 27 '22
That's true. Not everyone deserves to live. There are lots of hateful, evil people in the world.
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u/StreetSmarts111 May 27 '22 edited May 30 '22
No human being can be resuscitated post cremation
Edit: due to the contrary view that some Christians believe god can resuscitate you after cremation, I am altering my comment to the following:
All cremated humans are dead post cremation and prior to an unlikely resuscitation by an omnipotent deity 😁
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u/peachymucus May 27 '22
There’s always those monkey paw folks that think they can voodoo someone back to the living world
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u/Sea_Walk_3312 May 26 '22
I think we can all agree that birds are government spies haha
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
I mean i think you're a government spy trying to make us believe they're not by reverse psychology
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u/Sea_Walk_3312 May 26 '22
ME!? nonsense im just an american livin life. You understand dont you comrade... I mean friend!
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u/Habanerosauce3 May 26 '22
We all agree we enjoy breathing
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
Nope asthma disagrees
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u/Habanerosauce3 May 26 '22
But they actually enjoy breathing... probably more than people without asthma
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u/Mary_P914 May 26 '22
You have to eat or you will die.
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u/Boredombringsthis May 27 '22
Breatharians don't think so (but didn't prove it of course).
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u/Mammothlover May 26 '22
The fact that humans exists, its impossible to proof that this is wrong
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
Well first : there are theories that say maybe we dont exist at all.
Second : its impossible to prove earth is flat but there are people who believe that so...
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u/AverageShortie May 26 '22
murdering children should never ever happen
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
There might be someone who thinks population would increase. ( its not me )
And sometimes it is the best for the child ( they might be suffering from something really bad)
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u/Avenging_Angel18 May 26 '22
A paradox... they believe that everybody can't agree on something.
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u/nodman301 May 26 '22
Yes. Every person on earth would have to agree they are a person on earth.
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u/Silly-Cloud-3114 May 26 '22
Some people think they're inter-dimensional beings and this is not planet Earth.
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
Well there are theories of us being an imagination i think or maybe we dont exist
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u/nothatslame May 27 '22
No! I think about this a lot. Nothing can be generalized, there's exceptions to every rule. Not even a smaller group of people can get everyone to agree with every single thing. There's nothing that we all agree with.
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u/Aware_Selection_148 May 27 '22
Considering f—-ing Nazis of all people are still able to thrive on the internet I’d say no. Like I used to think Nazis were the one group of people universally despised and that we all hate them and everything of that sort but evidently based on neo nazism and all that stuff people somehow agree with that garbage ideology.
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u/wellthatwasrandomaf May 27 '22
I imagine only on the fact we need to breathe but even then im sure there are deniers
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u/laracullen23 May 26 '22
Pedos should suffer
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
I agree but pedos dont
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u/Synonic May 27 '22
i actually watched a documentary about pedos who know their urges are horrible but genuinely cant help it so they elect themselves into trailer parks and prisons
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u/leavemealone_lol May 26 '22
"Amy schumer sucks" This is an actual thing everyone agrees on. Nobody supports her. She aint even got simps.
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u/irjakr May 26 '22
What about her mom?
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u/leavemealone_lol May 26 '22
welp let's just say she doesn't laugh when Amy speaks about her dreams. Also she's a comedian.
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u/eztigerr May 26 '22
Math
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
People refuse to believe earth is round i dont think they would believe in math either idk
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u/Low_Relationship_958 May 26 '22
Pillows are nice. Doesnt matter if there hard or soft. Warm or Cold. Just having one makes life better.
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
Nah ive seen people argue they like warm or cold side of the pillow ( i like soft and cold but not too much)
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u/Valuable-Ad5039 May 26 '22
We were all babies We were all in our mother's womb
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u/Yezzzzzzzzzzzz May 26 '22
Hold on let me get my essay out…
Here we go! There are aliens on this planet! They were not babies! Just look at these two photos taken 50 years apart! These 2 men look exactly alike and neither of them look a day over 30! That’s impossible! Clearly they have to be the same per-
Ok yeah I’m not gonna finish that but you get the point.
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u/rachelraven7890 May 26 '22
puppies and kittens are cute?:)
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u/Ok_Flatworm4368 May 26 '22
I can say i believe that idk about others bcoz ive seen people abuse them :-:
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u/itsastart_to May 26 '22
People have opinions and facts exist (whether or not they believe in what is actually factual is a issue of human perception and cognition)
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u/Knight0460 May 26 '22
All humans either or all need to eat, sleep, piss, shit and bitch about things they do not like or things they wish they had!
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u/NEIRBO747 May 26 '22 edited May 27 '22
Do to others as you would have them do to you.. golden rule
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u/TwoThirdsDone May 26 '22
To be honest, no probably not. There will always be at least 1 people that disagrees whether it’s because they truly don’t agree or they’re too stupid
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u/NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr May 26 '22
Orgasms feel good, as well as taking a monstrous thunder-dump that completely hollows out your colon and leaves you feeling 5 pounds lighter.
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u/Salty_Spirits May 26 '22
Everyone can agree that whoever is reading this comment has read this comment
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u/ClubBulky6958 May 26 '22
This reminds me of a saying:
"If there were five philosophers in a room, they wouldn't even be able to agree that there are five philosophers in the room."