r/TooAfraidToAsk Oct 21 '22 Helpful 1

Sex with a Ghost? Meta

Theoretically, if it didn't spook you and the ghost gave signs leading up to it, would you have sex with it? Would it be considered cheating?

Asking for a friend..

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u/BogusBogmeyer Oct 21 '22

How high are you right now exactly?

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u/BeepBeepWhistle Oct 21 '22

Yes

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u/ignekai Oct 22 '22

Wait...what exactly are you saying Yes to? The Ghost Sex or the Cheating? 🤣

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u/blinky9021Flow Oct 21 '22

Someone been reading too much Hentai

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u/BogusBogmeyer Oct 21 '22

I liked that Hentai though tbh.

Thick Ghosty Waifu ftw.

2

u/Al_boiii Oct 21 '22

It's not called hentai if you read it, that's echhi manga.

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

This is perfect😂

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u/Plenty_Algae_998 Oct 21 '22

Just answer the question

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u/Unkuni_ Oct 21 '22

I AM ABOVE GOD

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u/SpicyGhostDiaper Oct 21 '22

So where is this ghost located exactly? For science reasons.

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Imagine being in a hotel and you're given signs from ghost. What do you do?

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u/GeorgeRRHodor Oct 21 '22

That's not a "ghost," that's called a prostitute.

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u/TheKidKaos Oct 21 '22

It’s the ghost of a prostitute. Wait, do you still pay them?

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u/ignekai Oct 22 '22

Shit...valid question! But if we have to pay em...what do we pay em with though?? 🤔 🌬🔥🫘

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u/Pythagoras_101 Oct 22 '22

It's a toss up between ectoplasm and a "dead" crypto currency.

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u/ignekai Oct 22 '22

....necrocurrencyyyyyy....🤔 ...SpookKoinz? ...Death Chits?

And if we do successfully pay this ghost ho, will she give receipts? 🤔

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u/PofanWasTaken Oct 21 '22

Definetly whip out my noodle

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u/Wrwsadv Oct 21 '22

Skedaddle, skadoodle, the ghost has run off with your pool noodle

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u/ringoron9 Oct 21 '22

Would that make you a necrophile?

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Isn't that when your dead?

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u/ringoron9 Oct 21 '22

Yeah, but are ghosts dead? Are they alive?

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Conceptualize this. A ghost is talking to you. Makes sensual, deeply erotic suggestive actions. Those motives sound humanistic

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u/dan-kir Oct 21 '22

You can be dead and 'humanistic', e.g. ghosts

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u/Trash358Over2Days Oct 21 '22

Honestly depends on what you consider human?

Like if you swapped bodies with someone is the body you’re currently in you or is the you’re previous body you?

If you say the current body is you than even if your previous body doesn’t exist anymore you’re still alive

So even if the ghost’s body is gone, it’s mind is still alive; therefore the ghost is still alive and human

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Aren't they technically alive if they're talking to you?

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

If there's no heart beating ate they?

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u/Impossible_Safety_36 Oct 21 '22

Are plants and fungi not living?

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

True, but are theu ghosts then?

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Exactly right impossible, but a ghost is not a plant.

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u/a_man_of_music Oct 21 '22

No. They just aren't. They don't exist.

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

I assume you're talking about dead people. And no.

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u/Plenty_Algae_998 Oct 21 '22

That’s with dead bodies not spirits

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u/Plenty_Algae_998 Oct 21 '22

If someone dies when their spirit leaves their body then the spirit is the life. Therefore the body is dead and the spirit is still alive

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u/rtharagan Oct 21 '22

I would have sex with it, but I do think it would be considered cheating

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Whats your reasoning?

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u/rtharagan Oct 21 '22

So, I imagine a female ghost as being exceptionally attractive. Being intimate with one would probably be a transcendent experience that is impossible to find with a normal living woman.

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

So thats your reasoning for doing it. Why is it considered cheating?

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u/rtharagan Oct 21 '22

Oh, I see. I misunderstood your first question.

So, I have a few reasons for considering having sex with a ghost cheating. First of all, I think cheating is fundamentally an emotional act. If there is an any emotional connection with a ghost, then having sex with her would constitute cheating.

Secondly, what precisely differentiates the physical realm from the spiritual realm? Our physical, corporeal selves are created and energized by... what, exactly? Certainly, it seems that some immaterial essence, rather than a strict, concrete, material mechanism, is ultimately responsible for the physical functioning of a body that we perceive and feel.

From this reasoning, having sex with a ghost would actually be MORE of a cheating act than having sex with a living woman. It essentially skips the trivial act and goes directly to the emotional.

Thirdly, last but not least, ghosts are often noted as haunting based on emotional hangups/complexes. There would certainly be an important reason a living person is even in the proximity of a ghost.
This would NOT be a coincidence, but due to a reason directly connected to the person's living emotional life. The ghost is not some stranger, but is there for an important reason. Having sex with this ghost would be a conscious decision to complete a profound act firmly intertwined with one's fate.

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u/sockuspuppetus Oct 21 '22

Although traditional marriage vows say "until death do you part". So if the ghost had been married, it wouldn't be cheating on their side.

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Now that's attention to detail

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u/-ElizabethRose- Oct 21 '22

What if there’s no emotional component at all? Would you then consider it not cheating?

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Dude you spend too much time on reddit huh?

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u/rtharagan Oct 21 '22

Not to be too critical, but it's a strange thing to ask someone a question and then criticize that person when they take the time to type out a thoughtful and genuine response. I would look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why you decided to be so rude today.

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u/WeaponB Oct 21 '22

I've noticed there's a type of commenter that will ask a question, not because they want an answer, but because in their mind, asking the question is supposed to be like a zinger or gotcha, and they hate on you for replying because they weren't trying to get an answer they were trying to "win".

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Go fuck a ghost and maybe you'll be in a good mood?

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u/rtharagan Oct 21 '22

I will. Your great-great-grandmother.

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Capps, you need to respond promptly.

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u/Adkit Oct 22 '22

Would you still have sex with the ghost if it was an uggo though?

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

To have sex with the ghost or cheating?

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u/Miru8112 Oct 21 '22

Sometimes I wonder whether it really was an advantage to humankind to develop writing and reading.

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u/ignekai Oct 22 '22

It is a great advantage! Else we wouldn't have awesome posts like this one! 🙌🏽

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

I don't think it would be cheating right? If you got walked in on by your gf or wife and she saw you, would she be upset? Or just think you are crazy?

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

What if it were your wife and you saw her physically spread.. it's not a good look

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Is she calling my name or the ghosts???

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u/SailingForPurpose Oct 21 '22

That depends did she summon the ghost or did it just appear and rope her?

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Let's say she didn't summon it, obviously cheating (intentionally) but rather it motivated/convinced her

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u/SailingForPurpose Oct 21 '22

Then that's still cheating just like if a guy at a bar convinced her to have sex

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u/-ElizabethRose- Oct 21 '22

But it’s for a ghost. I imagine it doesn’t look like a regular physical person. Seeing that would raise so many questions that anger would probably never cross someone’s mind

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u/dontbsorrybsexy Oct 21 '22

I want whatever it is ur on

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u/SailingForPurpose Oct 21 '22

This has to be hands down the dumbest post I have seen.

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u/Schulle2105 Oct 21 '22

The dumbest Post you have seen YET,don't underestimate the power of the internet

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Schulle, let me know when you have an answer. Your load counts.

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u/Issac-Hunt Oct 21 '22

It's Reddit, the largest collection of dribbling idiots ever known to mankind.

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u/Adkit Oct 22 '22

Not the dumbest, just the biggest collection of dumb.

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u/kw66 Oct 28 '22

You must be new here

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u/icwhatudidthr Oct 21 '22

Just make sure not to do ghosting during pottery class.

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u/mayan_kutty_v Oct 21 '22

If ghost possessed someone and ur cheating with the possessed, then yes. But if its just the ghost, then no.

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u/rtharagan Oct 21 '22

i respectfully disagree

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u/mayan_kutty_v Oct 21 '22

Would jacking off with VR porn considered cheating, if no then my comment is valid

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

You do have a point

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u/Adkit Oct 22 '22

So it's ok as long as the person you're having sex with isn't real? What if it's the ghost of an ex? I doubt your current partner would appreciate that.

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u/ireallylikecetacea Oct 21 '22

There was a ghost adventures parody where this happens. I tried to find it for you but alas could not.

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u/Nunobastian Oct 21 '22

This reminds me from that one scene from Scary Movie 2.

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u/basilisko_eve Oct 21 '22

I can't believe I had to scroll that much to find this comment, is exactly what I was thinking

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Knew this was familiar

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Caps, rtharagan is asking for you response.

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Alas keep looking.

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u/Schulle2105 Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 21 '22

Wouldn't I just dirty my sheats as nothing will catch the load beforehand?

What if the ghost died due to a STD will I catch necrosyphillis?

Would I need to rename if I go for a dirty sanchez as there isn't a possibility to get dirty?

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

I will answer as follows:

1) Let's say you bust, it goes where it flows 2) No STDs since no 'living' bacteria but your soul may be tainted 3) No dirty Sanchez

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u/SailingForPurpose Oct 21 '22

You spend to much time on reddit, huh?

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u/ignekai Oct 22 '22

Wait...if you bust...and the ghost can absorb it...does that mean the ghost could suck out your soul/spirit through your dick?! 😱

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Caps, what if your girl is spread with her lips hanging out. She's clearly wide. One would consider that cheating.

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Define spread and do you mean wide as in she's overweight. The ghost is doing me a favor

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

A wet dream is just sex with a ghost.

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u/Cute-Squirrel- Oct 21 '22

390009 be like

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u/Solid_Alternative428 Oct 21 '22

Yes (if passing the Harkness test, like I'm sure it can consent), and yes.

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

What's your reasoning for cheating?

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u/Solid_Alternative428 Oct 21 '22

I consider it cheating if I have sex with another person, and I won't have sex with someone who isn't a fully consenting adult.
Ergo, there is no situation in which I'm sleeping w/ someone else that isn't cheating, lol.

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

But is a ghost a person? Would it be physical cheating or since they are spiritual would it be emotional?

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

But Solid, what if they border between normal and paranormal. It's suggestive to be a blurred line. Consenting is only a natural phenomenon. Not supernatural.

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u/KaroYot Oct 21 '22

What?!?

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u/Impossible_Safety_36 Oct 21 '22

I'd fuck it. As far as cheating yeah probably if it's like a consensual thing.

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Hahaha I like this 👆, rtharagan be like him

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Yeah rtharagan has been sus all night.

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u/ignekai Oct 22 '22

Question: HOW would you fuck it? 🤔

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u/willzor7 Oct 21 '22

I mean it isnt reality so no lol.

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u/depressedkittyfr Oct 21 '22

It is but the good news is I don't think wife/gf will divorce you for cheating but rather on grounds of insanity rather. So at least you will have an easier time at the divorce if not anything more favoured

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u/jadeoblair Oct 21 '22

Is this Izzie Steven's burner account?

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u/JR_Mosby Oct 21 '22

First off, I think this is a great question. Now to actually answer it: Personally, I think if I were hit with this situation, because of popular culture and folklore I would assume such an offer would only be coming from a succubus or other negative entity. So, I would probably not have sex with the ghost out of fear it would bring some kind of curse on me.

Now, if somehow I had assurance this wouldn't happen, I would say sure why not, because I'm single. Now if I were in a relationship, I would consider it cheating though, so that would complicate the question.

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u/sockuspuppetus Oct 21 '22

Puts a new twist on "gettin' some strange".

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u/crown_of_fish Oct 21 '22

If ghosts are real, that'd open up whole new areas of research. For example, could I make a ghost pregnant? What kind of offspring could be produced? Could there be ghost hybrids that can walk through walls but not rattle chains in the attic? I would do this, not only because sex is fun, but for science.

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Pregnant, probably not. Offspring, no can do. Hybrids? Possibly.

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u/rtharagan Oct 21 '22

gives a whole new meaning to ectoplasm

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u/Honest-Bridge-7278 Oct 21 '22

What a ridiculous question. You didn't fuck a ghost op.

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Hinest bridge, question implies a discussion. You seem to be projecting

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u/Honest-Bridge-7278 Oct 21 '22

*Honest. And no it doesn't. I'm not projecting, you just asked a bloody stupid question and the ending implies you are asking for you... which is equally ridiculous because ghosts don't exist.

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u/rtharagan Oct 21 '22

Hinest Bridge you are definitely projecting now

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u/Honest-Bridge-7278 Oct 21 '22

Especially since you failed to use the word 'implies' correctly, and you are currently using the word 'projecting' wrong now - I'm going to need you to explain what you think I've done that demonstrates projection.

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Touched a nerve.

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u/Honest-Bridge-7278 Oct 21 '22

Oh, so you can't explain how I'm doing it. Thought so.

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u/SailingForPurpose Oct 21 '22

Shut up you stupid brit bitch. We are just trying to have a conversation you don't need to come in and be an ass about it.

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u/Honest-Bridge-7278 Oct 21 '22

No need to get racist...

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u/SailingForPurpose Oct 21 '22

And your uneducated. Being British isn't a race it's an ethnicity. Get the hell outta here

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u/Honest-Bridge-7278 Oct 21 '22

*you're.

Race and ethnicity are synonyms, but please carry on explaining my lack of education.

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u/SailingForPurpose Oct 21 '22

They are not. Race is physical traits and ethnicity is cultural you fucking twit.

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u/Honest-Bridge-7278 Oct 21 '22

It really isn't.

I'm curious to know how you know I'm British btw? And why you think it's appropriate to insult someone on ethnic grounds?

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u/SailingForPurpose Oct 21 '22

How about fuck you and the queen I do what I want

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

This is ghost talk bro. Hinest-Brudge, when would you happily soak with a ghost

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

What purpose are you sailing for if I may ask?

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u/rtharagan Oct 21 '22

oh dont be racist towards the brits lol you guys literally invented racism and fucked the whole world. heres a ghost question that you would understand, hey would I fuck the ghost of your nation’s dead empire, yes

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u/Honest-Bridge-7278 Oct 21 '22
  1. No we didn't. 2. Britain hasn't had an empire in my life time, so I'm unsure as to why you're mentioning it. 3. Britain was not the only or even the first colonial power during the era you are referencing.

Why do people always assume that anyone cares about the British empire? Why would I give a shit? It's not a point of pride to me.

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Hinest-Brudge get your British ass out of here and talk ghost with us.

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Do ghosts have races? Or is a ghost it's own race?

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u/cackonfirexx Oct 21 '22

Hinest-Brudge, this a ghost question. What did you want to hear? Ghosts have been know to intentionally make love with the natural.

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u/Honest-Bridge-7278 Oct 21 '22

Ghosts don't exist, so how can that be true?

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u/HungryEagle08 Oct 21 '22

Why not? Sure

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u/HerrPfirsichapfel Oct 21 '22

if you consent it’s cheating

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u/Equivalent_Coffee119 Oct 21 '22

Reminds of a certain Grey's Anatomy episode

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u/SnooPears590 Oct 21 '22

You should warn your friend that this is likely a demon, not some sort of sexy casper the friendly ghost situtation.

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u/Groundbreaking_Ad972 Oct 21 '22

Ida Craddock wrote a whole book on instances of this across history and religions. It's titled Heavenly Bridegrooms, check it out!

Personally, fuck yes, may or may not have tried this.

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u/Individual_Onion_235 Oct 21 '22

The important question is does the cum stay in the ghost, or you have to clean up afterwards?

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u/platypottamus Oct 21 '22

Yes it’s cheating because you’re definitely experiencing a spiritual connection

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u/StepChair Oct 21 '22

Where is this ghost located? I’m trying to see something rq

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u/HomoeroticPosing Oct 21 '22

It’d be cheating only if you were stupid enough to not have monsterfucking on your freebie list. If a supernatural creature wants to bone there’s no time to check in and go “hey babe would it be cool if—“ no, fuck first, tell me the details later.

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

I like the way you think....do it, ask questions later

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u/Far_Society_4196 Oct 21 '22

snap back to reality dude

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u/goblinghoulgal Oct 21 '22

Is this the adult ghost tour where you can say whatever the hell you want?

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u/Evipicc Oct 21 '22

McGruber?

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u/Complex_Raspberry97 Oct 21 '22

Inter-dimensional sex?

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u/VelmaofTroy Oct 21 '22

Um, okay Anna Nicole...

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u/Izumi_Takeda Oct 21 '22

thats a cold sausage there

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Wouldn't it be some cold buns?

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u/Izumi_Takeda Oct 21 '22

well that's way you put the sausage into to make it cold

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u/aeronautsimp Oct 21 '22

Isn’t this outlander

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u/clovermellow Oct 21 '22

I thought this was a post on r/Sims4 lol

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Halloween time though...

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u/Plenty_Algae_998 Oct 21 '22

I wouldn’t because you mentioned it being cheating so that means I got a girl. While me having a girl would never happen in real life, I still don’t wanna cheat on her

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u/Terrible-Quote-3561 Oct 21 '22

Does ectoplasm contain DNA?

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u/Unkuni_ Oct 21 '22

Yes.

Edit: Wait, is the ghost mature and feminine looking?

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

I thinks that's what op assumed

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u/Benn00010 Oct 21 '22

Ghost can’t have sex. That’s a Demon.

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u/AcRaXyFo1 Oct 21 '22

Man I wish ghosts were real

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u/trigochan Oct 21 '22

You either very high

or

Teach me how to sex sexy ghost

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u/Bright-Lingonberry14 Oct 21 '22
  • by Teddy Hyde. good song.

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u/bak2redit Oct 21 '22

Ghost pussy is too cold.

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u/Caps_for_APPS Oct 21 '22

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

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u/877449Mastermind Oct 21 '22

Ghosts arent real buddy. And they most definitely would not have sex with you..

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u/877449Mastermind Oct 21 '22

Youuu okkk buddy :|

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u/ArchangelBrand91 Oct 21 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

Nope just because you will either be fucking an incubus or succubus who will drain you of your life force Everytime you nut

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u/MooseTek Oct 22 '22

What happens if you have sex with a ghost? You get ghosted afterwards of course.

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u/Kokichi_Oma_DRV3 Oct 22 '22

Can you see the ghost? Can you feel anything or will you just faze through it?

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u/Austy_the_Snowman Oct 22 '22

Well ghosts aren't real so get your freak on homie

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u/LongFeesh Oct 23 '22

If you're monogamous, it's obviously cheating.

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u/kw66 Oct 28 '22

Can we pick the ghost?