Ngl frfr Florida girls are on a whole 'nother level, and not in a good way. Florida boys are a 50/50 of either being friends or assholes. But Florida girls? You don't wanna talk to them at all.
Edit: some of y'all think I'm strictly talking about dating. No, I'm not. Girls aren't just for dating purposes, I'm also talking about friendship too.
When I lived and worked in St. Louis we had a coworker that just moved from Florida. She was the craziest person I’ve ever met and we all joked that it was because she came from Florida. Nobody really believed that Florida people were seriously crazy like the news always says. We just thought it was a funny coincidence.
Then I moved to Florida… and I can confirm that every god damn chick that lives here is a god damn psycho. Some are nice psychos; some are just terrible psychos; but they all belong in the nut house.
Dated a Florida girl who moved to Texas. Broke my heart, said it was for a personal reason that made being with me hard so she said she couldn't see me because she'd want to come back. With another dude in 2 months.
"fuckin douchebag, i've lived in florida my whole life and never had an issue with the girls i've dated. maybe if you weren't a fucking prick you wouldn't have any issues"
Maybe, but I've also made shitty friends too. It's all about experience, to you you haven't had any issue but I have
Edit: nice edit person Readditman, you didn't have that bottom text before lmao get off your high horse. Don't lump all Florida girls together because of your good experiences.
Thing is we ended up hanging out later that night anyway. Her friend threw ice cream cone at me, and then she poked a hole in the top of her water bottle to help clean it out of my hair and stuff. And then I gave her my number anyway on a postcard I had bought earlier. I didn't have anything else to write on so it's either that or do that awkward thing where you both have your phones out and you say blah blah blah are you ready and then you say your number and then you correct her when she says it back and then whatever.
Anyway the point is we hung out later that night took a walk on a beach went back to alligator Jack's. Had dinner we talked some more over food and then we went back to the beach just to see the sunset. And her friend kept texting her over and over to see how the date was and she let me respond on her phone as if it was her.
Oh no mine is that initial event we had fun. Stayed in contact for like six or eight months after I went back home. Now it's more of like a happy birthday message to each other and a Merry Christmas sort of thing. She's married with two kids now same here. Her friend on the other hand moved to Germany and is a marketing consultant for some cheese company there. She's single.
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u/micahamey 26d ago
I asked the girls she wants to go to the beach with me once and her friend threw an ice cream cone at my head