r/Unexpected 27d ago

That's my boy

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u/micahamey 26d ago

I asked the girls she wants to go to the beach with me once and her friend threw an ice cream cone at my head

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago edited 26d ago

Ngl frfr Florida girls are on a whole 'nother level, and not in a good way. Florida boys are a 50/50 of either being friends or assholes. But Florida girls? You don't wanna talk to them at all.

Edit: some of y'all think I'm strictly talking about dating. No, I'm not. Girls aren't just for dating purposes, I'm also talking about friendship too.

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u/devils_advocate24 26d ago

You made me realize every girl I know from Florida has some kinda stick up their ass lol

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u/SettingsSet 26d ago

It’s the palm trees man

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u/secret_tsukasa 26d ago

it's probably the heat and humidity, heat makes you angry and all that sticky wetness on you must make you irratable.

at least, that's what florida heat does to me.

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u/SettingsSet 26d ago

Sounds better than living here in nordic though

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u/secret_tsukasa 25d ago

the grass is always greener...

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u/TheLoneWolf2879 23d ago

🎶Don't get fooled by the palm trees🎶

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u/TheFloridaManYT 26d ago

As a Florida resident currently in high school I can confirm this.

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

As a Florida resident who graduated high school this year, I can confirm your confirmation.

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u/squarybuttholes 26d ago

As a Kentucky resident who graduated over 15 yrs ago, I can not confirm any confirmations of confirmations.

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u/FlatHeadPryBar 26d ago

Hey man I just live in canada

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u/DatSauceTho 26d ago

There are so many wonderful things about Canada and l I just want to thank you for your country’s wonderful exports.

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u/FlatHeadPryBar 26d ago

Thank you, I also thank the people of Florida for not exporting their girls here.

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u/boss53kaiden 26d ago

On behalf of Australia I too thank Florida for the lack of floridians here

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u/DesignasaurusFlex 26d ago

I don't believe you, not a single soory in your comment.

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u/korroth 26d ago

Also as a Kentucky resident who graduated 4 yrs ago, I can also not confirm any confirmations of confirmations.

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u/Erudite_Sage 26d ago

As an Indian residing a whole continent away, i have no fucking clue as to what y'all just said.

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u/redknight942 26d ago

As an American,

Hamburger potatochip french fry HFCS guns Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

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u/Flying_Pretzals1 26d ago

As a fellow resident of the Florida, I can confirm your confirmation of u/TheFloridaManYT ’s confirmation.

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u/Fun-Speed-2693 26d ago

As a Floridian who graduated two years ago I can confirm your confirmation on his confirmation with my own confirmation.

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u/mayalourdes 26d ago

I’m a woman from Florida and I think I am very nice :’) now I’m a bit sad

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

It's generalization, obviously not all Florida women suck

Better to generalize than target people, plus Florida is a fucking chaotic place anyway

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u/mayalourdes 26d ago

God u can say that again.

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

It's generalization, obviously not all Florida women suck

Better to generalize than target people, plus Florida is a fucking chaotic place anyway

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u/mayalourdes 26d ago

Oh I get it

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

Yes

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u/mayalourdes 26d ago

… wait r we in love rn??

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

Take me to the Free Guy movie and we'll see

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u/phibja 26d ago

Oh boy you can say that again, again

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u/DaRealKorbenDallas 26d ago

You want to go to the winter dance with me?

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u/MayerWest 26d ago

When I lived and worked in St. Louis we had a coworker that just moved from Florida. She was the craziest person I’ve ever met and we all joked that it was because she came from Florida. Nobody really believed that Florida people were seriously crazy like the news always says. We just thought it was a funny coincidence.

Then I moved to Florida… and I can confirm that every god damn chick that lives here is a god damn psycho. Some are nice psychos; some are just terrible psychos; but they all belong in the nut house.

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

Florida women are just on a whole 'nother level. Some are nice/friendly, but a huge chunk are either assholes/psychos.

The same goes for men, except it's 50/50. You either meet batshit crazy weirdo men or you meet a fine gentleman who'd spot you a cup of tea.

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u/MayerWest 26d ago

For sure. I still remember my first road rage death threat. Fucking hilarious how nuts people are here.

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u/Rapta22 26d ago

Dated a Florida girl who moved to Texas. Broke my heart, said it was for a personal reason that made being with me hard so she said she couldn't see me because she'd want to come back. With another dude in 2 months.

Florida girls, man.

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u/fae8edsaga 26d ago

The women I was friends with when I lived in FL were all from out of state & only there to go to college.

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 26d ago

I live in Florida can confirm. I hate here

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/leejohn1015 26d ago

lolol that edit attempt tho!

bring back the original comment:

"fuckin douchebag, i've lived in florida my whole life and never had an issue with the girls i've dated. maybe if you weren't a fucking prick you wouldn't have any issues"

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u/Flying_Pretzals1 26d ago

Thank you for the reposted comment to give us late people a view here.

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 26d ago

Wow. Man sounds hella insecure

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago edited 26d ago

Maybe, but I've also made shitty friends too. It's all about experience, to you you haven't had any issue but I have

Edit: nice edit person Readditman, you didn't have that bottom text before lmao get off your high horse. Don't lump all Florida girls together because of your good experiences.

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u/TeaBreezy 26d ago

I feel like we are being misrepresented here.

You might just be weird as fuck considering only 25% of Floridians think you are palatable.

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

Idk dude kinda sus

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u/Fe1ix0r 26d ago

SHe’S nOt IntEresTeD

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u/micahamey 26d ago

Thing is we ended up hanging out later that night anyway. Her friend threw ice cream cone at me, and then she poked a hole in the top of her water bottle to help clean it out of my hair and stuff. And then I gave her my number anyway on a postcard I had bought earlier. I didn't have anything else to write on so it's either that or do that awkward thing where you both have your phones out and you say blah blah blah are you ready and then you say your number and then you correct her when she says it back and then whatever.

Anyway the point is we hung out later that night took a walk on a beach went back to alligator Jack's. Had dinner we talked some more over food and then we went back to the beach just to see the sunset. And her friend kept texting her over and over to see how the date was and she let me respond on her phone as if it was her.

Oh no mine is that initial event we had fun. Stayed in contact for like six or eight months after I went back home. Now it's more of like a happy birthday message to each other and a Merry Christmas sort of thing. She's married with two kids now same here. Her friend on the other hand moved to Germany and is a marketing consultant for some cheese company there. She's single.

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u/Fe1ix0r 26d ago edited 26d ago

Nice that’s pretty cool of her and it seemed like you had fun

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u/nihility101 26d ago

I’m picturing her as a bitchy Kraft Cheese Single for some reason.

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u/micahamey 26d ago

She was practically the same color.

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u/Starwarsmemes13 26d ago

That's a pretty wild story

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u/SecretKGB 26d ago

Fuck yeah, free ice cream!