r/Unexpected • u/Natural-Pilot-2518 • 27d ago

That's my boy

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u/Arkenhiem 26d ago

They’re from Florida, no wonder the girls are assholes

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u/bredboidotcom 26d ago

Yeah it’s totally the Florida girls.

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

Florida girls do suck, I can confirm

Florida men are weird, I can confirm

Only normal and sexy thing here is the alligators

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u/lancewilson1997 26d ago

I too like a scaly snout

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

Alligators do give good head

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u/543landonite 26d ago

From experience I can confirm they give amazing head.

It's a one time experience though

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u/paddlesportsarefun 26d ago

Risky boop snoot