r/Unexpected • u/Natural-Pilot-2518 • 27d ago

That's my boy

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

Florida girls do suck, I can confirm

Florida men are weird, I can confirm

Only normal and sexy thing here is the alligators

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u/micahamey 26d ago

I asked the girls she wants to go to the beach with me once and her friend threw an ice cream cone at my head

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago edited 26d ago

Ngl frfr Florida girls are on a whole 'nother level, and not in a good way. Florida boys are a 50/50 of either being friends or assholes. But Florida girls? You don't wanna talk to them at all.

Edit: some of y'all think I'm strictly talking about dating. No, I'm not. Girls aren't just for dating purposes, I'm also talking about friendship too.

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u/devils_advocate24 26d ago

You made me realize every girl I know from Florida has some kinda stick up their ass lol

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u/SettingsSet 26d ago

It’s the palm trees man

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u/secret_tsukasa 26d ago

it's probably the heat and humidity, heat makes you angry and all that sticky wetness on you must make you irratable.

at least, that's what florida heat does to me.

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u/SettingsSet 26d ago

Sounds better than living here in nordic though

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u/secret_tsukasa 25d ago

the grass is always greener...

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u/TheLoneWolf2879 23d ago

🎶Don't get fooled by the palm trees🎶