r/Unexpected • u/Natural-Pilot-2518 • 26d ago

That's my boy

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u/K4l3lK3nt 26d ago

Bros before hoes

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u/tI-_-tI 26d ago

Homies over hoes, do the homie.

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u/VectorPowers 26d ago

Nigga you gay! Not like gangstalicious tho

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u/Darthmark3 26d ago

Now that guy needs therapy

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u/subavgredditposter 26d ago

How does one become gangstalicious

Asking for a friend

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u/CR0SBO 26d ago

Bb, you already are. Don't know what to do to help your friend though

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u/tI-_-tI 26d ago

start a beef with Thugnificent

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u/DatSauceTho 26d ago

r/unexpectedboondocks

EDIT: It’s dead. I am disappoint.

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u/I_Communist 26d ago

Two men together is one of the most manly things in the world. (I apologize for this comment, I hate my life now)

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u/night_Dasher 26d ago

It's not gay if it's with the boys

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u/Panda_Weeb 26d ago

Bro, there’s nothing gay about it.

Not that I would mind😳

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u/DarthFargus05 26d ago

cutting grass before eating ass

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u/Thin-Database5618 26d ago

I'd let a fair few of my homies hit

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u/Oral_Queef 26d ago

Do the ho-meeeeh! Do the ho-meeeeh!

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u/OdjaDPT 26d ago

Thank you so much for this Boondocks reference

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u/kingtaco_17 26d ago

Uteruses before duderuses

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u/AronConte707 26d ago

Chicks are dicks

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u/spidaminida 26d ago

Judging by their reluctance to go to the dance they're clearly not hoes.

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u/UserNombresBeHard 26d ago

Damn right, there's not even need of hoes after.

Imagine playing smash brother with your boys and then smash your boys. It'd be amazing.

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u/_chinny_chin_chin_ 26d ago

unless your bro is a hoe

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u/JinkoGinko 26d ago

but not when bros verbally or sexually harass women, then bros gotta step in and say no man

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u/Tank_blitz 26d ago

never hoes always bros

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u/3xelift 26d ago

Bros only no hoes

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u/BlueFlames86 26d ago

Why? Because your Bros are always there for you...