r/Unexpected • u/Natural-Pilot-2518 • 27d ago

That's my boy

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u/Arkenhiem 26d ago

They’re from Florida, no wonder the girls are assholes

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u/HarryHeck44 26d ago

Florida man stabbed with alarm clock https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news-journalonline.com/news/20181101/deputies-bunnell-woman-uses-alarm-clock-to-stab-boyfriend%3ftemplate=ampart

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u/Arkenhiem 26d ago

That’s great

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u/LastFlamingo3549 26d ago

HOW?!?

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u/APetitePig 26d ago

Florida, uh…finds a way

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u/LastFlamingo3549 24d ago

Guess I can’t question that

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u/Pepito_Pepito 26d ago

I'm not a big fan of death and resurrection arcs in superhero stories. It was a real low point for Florida Man.

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u/Scorpizor 26d ago

This is just downright impressive. What achievement she unlock? intent to cause bodily harm with an alarm clock - 150 points

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u/Johnnybabyshark 26d ago

Impressive considering the size of alarm clocks

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u/jace_because_ican 26d ago

I'm scrolling through the comments looking for a download link, and I stop on this, I dont want context for why this was brought up

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u/HarryHeck44 26d ago

Florida man