r/Unexpected 27d ago

That's my boy

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago edited 26d ago

Ngl frfr Florida girls are on a whole 'nother level, and not in a good way. Florida boys are a 50/50 of either being friends or assholes. But Florida girls? You don't wanna talk to them at all.

Edit: some of y'all think I'm strictly talking about dating. No, I'm not. Girls aren't just for dating purposes, I'm also talking about friendship too.

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u/TheFloridaManYT 26d ago

As a Florida resident currently in high school I can confirm this.

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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago

As a Florida resident who graduated high school this year, I can confirm your confirmation.

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u/squarybuttholes 26d ago

As a Kentucky resident who graduated over 15 yrs ago, I can not confirm any confirmations of confirmations.

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u/FlatHeadPryBar 26d ago

Hey man I just live in canada

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u/DatSauceTho 26d ago

There are so many wonderful things about Canada and l I just want to thank you for your country’s wonderful exports.

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u/FlatHeadPryBar 26d ago

Thank you, I also thank the people of Florida for not exporting their girls here.

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u/boss53kaiden 26d ago

On behalf of Australia I too thank Florida for the lack of floridians here

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u/DesignasaurusFlex 26d ago

I don't believe you, not a single soory in your comment.

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u/korroth 26d ago

Also as a Kentucky resident who graduated 4 yrs ago, I can also not confirm any confirmations of confirmations.

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u/Erudite_Sage 26d ago

As an Indian residing a whole continent away, i have no fucking clue as to what y'all just said.

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u/redknight942 26d ago

As an American,

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