r/Unexpected Aug 14 '21

Young employee sick with new disease

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u/SimpleGrim Aug 14 '21

Lol! I love how his dad just hucks a box at him like “Damn it! GOT ME AGAIN!!

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u/tendies_and_crayons Aug 14 '21

Hahahahahaha I watched the video too.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Aug 14 '21

What was it like?

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u/TheExWifeCheated Aug 14 '21

What was it like?

I love how his dad just hucks a box at him like “Damn it! GOT ME AGAIN!!”

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u/VirgilSmalls Aug 14 '21

Hahahahahaha I watched the video too. too..

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u/thishasgottobegone Aug 14 '21

What was it like?

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u/Neptunera Aug 14 '21

I love how his dad just hucks a box at him like “Damn it! GOT ME AGAIN!!”

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u/HachimitsuCombo Aug 14 '21

Hahahahahaha I watched the video too. too.. too…

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u/joeschmo1969 Aug 14 '21

What was it like?

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u/Limp_Paleontologist9 Aug 14 '21

I love how his dad just hucks a box at him like “Damn it! GOT ME AGAIN!!”

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u/hugwager 26d ago

Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot.

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u/vanillaprick Aug 14 '21

What was it like?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21 edited Aug 14 '21

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u/r448191 Aug 14 '21

Instead of having the fortitude to make an original comment or take time to figure out witty things to say, redditors just resort to metaphorical fart noises like karma trains where they just copy/paste.

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u/bing_bong_bash Aug 14 '21

Instead of having the fortitude to make an original comment or take time to figure out witty things to say, redditors just resort to metaphorical fart noises like karma trains where they just copy/paste.

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u/_spaceman-spliff_ Aug 14 '21

Instead of having the fortitude to make an original comment or take time to figure out witty things to say, redditors just resort to metaphorical fart noises like karma trains where they just copy/paste.

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u/r448191 Aug 14 '21

Edit:

https://youtu.be/6n_NXSa0_Uc

Oh look an intellectual

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u/IdoNOThateNEVER Aug 14 '21

Why is the Snoo laughing while water bending over his left eyebrow?

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u/RoostrC0gburn Aug 14 '21

you can tell what is like cuz the way it is

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u/funky_kong_ Aug 14 '21

Exhilarating... but terrifying. You feel so powerful holding so much energy in your body. But you know if you make the wrong move, it's over.

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u/tendies_and_crayons Aug 14 '21

It was fine on its own until I read the above comment.

Then it was ruined by the person above claiming it's the dad when they have no earthly clue who threw the box. The person who threw the box looks youngish -- too young to be the dad of the other. Ruined by the person above transcribing the video for blind people (spoiler: this comment above isn't translating for the blind) and pretending they're adding something to the conversation, and then somehow getting upvotes to the top of the thread.

Reddit is full of intellectual paupers who think they're kitschy and quirky and funny when it's the drop dead lamest shit that just melts my face with how stupid it is. Like an audience of toddlers laughing at fart noises without regard for finding more original and better comedy and comedy delivery. Oh, and redditors are constantly pulling punches in debates, instead of direct and intellectually honest debate. Not to mention bandwagon voting bullshit.

Somebody hit me in the head with a tack hammer. This site is recycled trash. I'd rather swallow razor blades every morning than see another comment in a default sub on reddit.

You asked.

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u/EmpathicAnarchist Aug 14 '21

We don't do this here. Try Facebook

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21 edited Aug 14 '21

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u/EmpathicAnarchist Aug 14 '21

Lmao what upvotes?

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u/tendies_and_crayons Aug 14 '21

We don't do this here. Try Facebook.

Gosh, I'll lay awake thinking about this deflection.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Show off ;)

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u/Ninjakittaymeow Aug 14 '21

throws box at you

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u/tendies_and_crayons Aug 14 '21

This is one of the most honest responses so far. I blew air out my nose and my Grinch heart grew three sizes. I'd rather you imply you want to hit me with something than the other comments. Not upset at all.

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u/Rayan2312 Aug 14 '21

Ah yes direct and intellectually honest debates and no-bandwagon voting, that's exactly why I joined Reddit.

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u/mip97 Aug 14 '21 edited Aug 14 '21

Your the type of person to scream like a fricking demon as soon as you see a swastika on a ww2 game

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u/AusBongs Aug 14 '21

i mean.. this is a thread dedicated to commenting on the video..

i never understand when people like you make comments like this .. what else are we supposed to talk about in this thread ?

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u/Agreeable49 Aug 14 '21

Afghanistan, obviously.

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u/Doubleoh_11 Aug 14 '21

How’s Afghanistan doing these days?

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u/Agreeable49 Aug 14 '21

Must be a great place to vacation at this time of year In fact, I've just heard that thousands of American tourists are rushing back right now! And something about a helicopter show near the embassy... quite intriguing!

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u/Doubleoh_11 Aug 14 '21

Well that’s fantastic to hear! I hope all those lovely people have a fantastic time. I have heard they are experiencing a lot of freedom to live their best lives.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

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u/Doubleoh_11 Aug 14 '21

First time on Reddit?

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u/Nyxxit_F Aug 15 '21

Awesome destination for Christian Missionaries.

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u/Murse817 Aug 15 '21

Afghanistanis with AIDS.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

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u/AusBongs Aug 14 '21

what else are we supposed to talk about in this thread ?

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u/pchef44 Aug 14 '21

He is too dense to know he is doing the same thing he is complaining about.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

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u/pchef44 Aug 14 '21

Stop doing the same thing you are complaining about. You just did it again. “ this is a potato”.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

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u/Ketsueki_R Aug 14 '21

You ever watch a movie with friends and when you're coming out talked about what parts/scenes were your favourite?

"Dude I lost it when Cap picked up the fuckin hammer"

"Bruh when legolas climbed the elephant"

"yo I loved the part where the dad threw the box haha"

See?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21 edited 14h ago

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21 edited 14h ago

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u/CelebrationMassive87 Aug 14 '21

Try reading your own some time, these ones seem keen on making people feel bad

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u/thinkanddowhatitdo Aug 14 '21

This isn’t wrong, but in this case the video is only like 20 seconds long max and pretty much the only thing that happens is the box being thrown. It’s like if someone tells the chicken crossing the road joke and you laugh and tell them your favorite part was the chicken crossing the road… obviously it is, that’s the only thing that even happened.

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u/Ketsueki_R Aug 14 '21

Except multiple things happened in the video. Hell, the box being thrown wasn't even the main point/punchline. The unexpected part is him twerking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21 edited Aug 14 '21

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u/Ketsueki_R Aug 14 '21

So? Multiple things happened in the video too. Dude just wanted to share the part he liked the most, like you would after a movie where multiple things happen.

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u/AusBongs Aug 14 '21

you're trying to tell people commentary on the video which heads the thread isn't allowed.

and I have the social disorder ? hahahahaha sure buddy.. sure.

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u/International-Bit-36 Aug 14 '21

Dude did you even read the response before commenting this?

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u/AusBongs Aug 14 '21

... i mean the first sentence unfairly insulting me personally when i'm on an anonymous account online, interacting with other strangers who are also on anonymous accounts; was enough for me to put that users' response into the-

"fuck that - im not going to sit here and be lectured about who i am and what's wrong with me from someone who has had 1 forum interaction with my online anonymous account"

folder of my brain as i don't really appreciate baseless personal attacks reliant upon assumptions of character from 1 internet forum interaction.

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u/Wise-Show Aug 14 '21

Lol you’re so fucking lost

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u/ligre Aug 14 '21

It's a bit sad actually.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

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u/Wise-Show Aug 14 '21

Bet that will make your coworkers real happy

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u/stinky_pee Aug 14 '21

Did you not just judge the top comment for speaking their mind? Bit hypocritical.

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u/peartisgod Aug 14 '21

What we're seeing here in almost real time is the classic reddit double down: When you make yourself look like a jackass, keep swinging for the fence!

Because that'll surely drive your point home...

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u/pchef44 Aug 14 '21

You are doing the same thing except you are revealing what a piece of shit you are in the process. You could have avoided it by moving on. You saw an opportunity to make yourself look good by putting down someone else. Pathetic backfire IMO.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

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u/pchef44 Aug 14 '21

Your priorities are obviously trash.

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u/AcceptableAnswer7 Aug 14 '21

You seem fun /s

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u/kirakira_moe Aug 14 '21

i bet you draw with tendies and eat the crayons

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u/SandmanSorryPerson Aug 14 '21

Then comment on it like oc instead of being a dick and adding nothing to the thread.

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u/tendies_and_crayons Aug 14 '21

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u/CelebrationMassive87 Aug 14 '21

Aight this one was funny, haven’t seen that movie

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u/Skillgrim Aug 14 '21

prove it

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u/Skillgrim Aug 14 '21

prove it...

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u/SteadyastheOcean Aug 14 '21

Lol! I can't believe that person commented on a video on a site specifically made for people to comment on things that get posted. Like, how dumb!

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u/snarkyturtle Aug 14 '21

Hahhahahaha it's almost like humans are social creatures that look for validation among their social peers by parroting what they just saw hahahhahhaa

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u/woolyearth Aug 14 '21

I’m blind. Someone describe it plz

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u/YouFlyBoyzCrackMeUp Aug 14 '21

Smoked their ass

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u/dog-paste-666 Aug 14 '21

Hahahahahaha I laughed too.

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u/JY369 Aug 14 '21

Nice try monkey

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u/tendies_and_crayons Aug 14 '21

Brought me to my knees. That's a funny gif you posted. Hats off to you, kind stranger. Hopefully someone gives you gold.

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u/BasedOden Aug 14 '21

Is that the monke that listened to the Guts them, got a job now huh, good for him.

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u/OKara061 Aug 14 '21

I didnt see that it was a box and thought he threw the register at him. I was shocked to see how easy the dad lift and threw it a sec there

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u/Lucius_Imperator Aug 14 '21

mom was pretty quick with the smack/dodge haha

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u/UnclutchCurry Aug 14 '21

i love asian people

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u/YaBoySky55 Aug 14 '21

Yeah haah 😂

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u/P_01y Aug 14 '21

That would be nice if dad joins him

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Aug 14 '21

You can always tell you truly pranked someone when they're about ready to throw something at you in annoyance

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u/I_am_not_doing_this Aug 14 '21

I love how you assumed his dad

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

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u/bikunoob Aug 14 '21

Stop it pickledpoop

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u/yensama Aug 14 '21

dont forget he is a Pirate.

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u/SandyArca Aug 14 '21

Do YOU know these people?

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u/tendies_and_crayons Aug 14 '21

Hitchens' Razor. The commenter asserted something, it's their responsibility to defend it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Thanks for that knowledge tidbit

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u/Snoopy_Your_Dawg Aug 14 '21

Wow, nice whataboutism. Just kidding, it’s annoying and childish as shit when “people” like you do that. Why don’t you stop being a whiny bitch and answer the question?

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u/Fincye Aug 14 '21

BRO OF COURSE THAT'S HIS DAD, IF TOM'S DAD AIN'T MICHAEL THEN I GUESS DONALD TRUMP AIN'T THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (GOD BLESS) EITHER, EH?

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u/bitnode Aug 14 '21

Bro why are you downvoted so much. I don't understand where the dad thing came in or I'm missing context.