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u/mavenmike
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Oldest trick in the book ?
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u/It_is_I_the_1 5d ago
That's hilarious 😂
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u/Anal_Herschiser 5d ago •
Saltiest prank ever, my man pretzeled himself into a pickle.
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u/BottledEarwax 5d ago
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
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u/WiZARDoftheRoC 5d ago
Funniest shit I've ever heard.
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u/imdefinitelywong 5d ago
Funniest shit I've ever taken
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u/YungNigget788 5d ago
Funniest shit I've ever eaten
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u/French_Titty_Fapper 5d ago
This comment is so good and would easily get 10k karma on the right post. I wish you that post eventually.
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u/whatswithnames 5d ago •
So much happier seeing everyone in the video laughing.
Even the guy on the tree.
Classic pranks leave everyone happy. 😇
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u/Fafnir13 5d ago
So long as he doesn’t land on a rock and break his tailbone. Then everyone laughs harder.
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u/eveningschades 5d ago
Is that man in the background actually taking a wee in the bushes while being filmed?
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u/13UnderpantsGnome 5d ago
Dammit I had to go back and look
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u/shulinho 5d ago
me too
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u/Zealousideal-Cat-346 5d ago
Did you also pee in the bushes?
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u/SerHodorTheThrall 5d ago
Fuck you, buddy. That's my bush.
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u/TheRavenSayeth 5d ago
Don't put your pee in bushes, I believe that's how babies get made.
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u/Sad-Introduction3524 5d ago
Every time I see someone peeing outside I get so jealous. Got a bad case of that pee shy.
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u/FearlessFreak69 5d ago
Always reminds me of that scene from Waiting. “I don’t hear any pee!”
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u/drakoman 5d ago
It’s crazy because it describes my pee anxiety so perfectly
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u/291837120 5d ago
I swear if anyone is making sound I can't piss but if they are silent, no issue.
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u/desrever1138 5d ago
I had surgery earlier today and when I came out of anesthesia I had to piss like a racehorse but had to lie flat, without lifting my head, for a couple more hours.
The nurse grabbed a jug, stuck it between my legs and stuck my guy in so I could just go laying down.
Meanwhile, I'm still in the recovery area (not a room) with like 20 other people walking around and chatting. It was impossible to pee no matter how bad I had to.
It took until they brought me back to my room and shut the door before I could finally go.
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u/payne_train 5d ago
I have not thought about this movie in forever. I’m getting the feeling that it probably did not hold up well over the years lol
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u/TonsilStonesOnToast 5d ago
Did a pretty good job of showing why working at a shitty restaurant is hell on earth. Everyone you work with is terrible and burnt out and toxic and the customers suck as much as the wages. Anyone who thinks it glorifies the job or the characters clearly forgot the rant from the newhire at the end.
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u/GOP_Tears_Fuel_Me 5d ago
It definitely does because outside of fucking with the food, it's all a documentary.
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u/zachsmthsn 5d ago
You ever peed outside in the middle of nowhere? No one is around for miles, just an anxiety-free stream with absolutely zero worries. You don't even have to aim
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u/VoxImperatoris 5d ago
Then you turned around face to face with a random hiker while zipping your fly. You didnt speak to them, and you never saw them again, but you often see their face just before falling asleep.
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u/Maxdecimeri 5d ago
I once peed in a large open field in the middle of the night. Looked up and saw about a billion lightning bugs. It was amazing. The magical moment was interrupted by my friends yelling at me to get back in the car because we were on the side of a highway coming back from a show and very stoned. Was a magical pee though.
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u/Sad-Introduction3524 5d ago
I have. Still hit or miss whether someone’s around or not. Mild to moderate severe pee shy.
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u/Fantastic_Engine_623 5d ago
Best part about camping on an island in the middle of a lake. Absolutely zero fucks given, you can sit around your campfire in your birthday suit if you want.
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u/Kekules_Mule 5d ago
Man I had to pee clean for a drug test one time and I have the pee shy too.
I drank like 4 Gatorades beforehand and was ready to burst, but this guy was straight up gazing at my dick to monitor the test. I get making sure people aren't cheating, but man he just wouldn't look anywhere else. He kept giving me lip too, telling me I was going to fail if I couldn't give them anything. I was trying so hard and had to go so bad, but I could only manage a few little dribblettes in the end.
It was enough to pass but I was about to have a panic attack from that shit
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u/peanutthetreenut 5d ago
Every time I see a guy peeing outside I get so jealous too and then I'm pretty sad that I don't have a penis for a while. Used to have actual breakdowns over it.
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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 5d ago
Did you know that it’s fine if you pee in the ocean but people get angry if you pee into the ocean
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u/masterwit 5d ago
I have gone through phases in the past. The key is to find a physical distraction. Like think about your head forward, shoulders, or other things that are before/after the event
As silly as it might sound, pee shy is just a mental habit block that can occur from very little anxiety and is easily to succumb to a habit. Once it happens a few times, you end up in a bad repeat track that can be hard to break.
Going in with a "fuck it" mentality and focusing on everything but urinating and instead like shoulders, head looking up always, and just exhaling like the old guys with prostate issues do...
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u/Jaded_Celebration_67 5d ago
Theres multiple of them.
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u/FingerTheCat 5d ago
My Uncle's family (from rural Montana) came to visit us in the suburbs midwest. My two cousins (boys) were about 4 years older than us, like 10, 11 years old. Being as they are they both had to pee, so they just dropped trou' and started peeing on the tree in the front yard. My mom laughed and laughed and my aunt was horribly embarrassed lol. I always thought to myself "Why can THEY do that but I can't?!"
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u/Hamogany 5d ago
I mean this appears to be rural Africa so I wouldn't be surprised if the public urination taboo isn't too strong there .
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u/HalfPointFive 5d ago
They are speaking Kikuyu. It's in central Kenya. Quite common. The bar in the village I go to doesn't have a bathroom, it has a general direction where people go pee. People are less germ adverse in general. Sharing a soda with someone who is not a family member is not unusual. All these guys' relatives would be buried in the back yard amongst bananas that they eat. Towards the end of a large social gathering the men will congregate around the boiled head of the goat that had been slaughtered earlier and pick the meat off it with their fingers. Germ theory is backed by science and avoiding germs is protective of health, but no one can see germs, and, in practice, germ avoidance is thousands of taboos. Living is easier in a world without these taboos, although you are likely to get less of it.
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u/existentialawareness 5d ago
Kenyan dudes literally go pee just about anywhere. Doesn’t matter how many people are around outside.
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u/Poincare_Confection 5d ago
You've probably peed standing side by side 7 men in the bathroom of a sports arena or something. That's even weirder imo.
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u/Saggyarmskin 5d ago
crazy huh, people actually not freaking out over the thought of their cock being SEEN by another human.
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u/sadop222 5d ago
That's why it's an issue? My thought process never got that far. I thought people mind because it's... Indecent?
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u/Usual-Fuckup101 5d ago
I thought it was an issue because pee is unhygienic/bacteria filled. And anyone leaving puddles of it outside seems like a bad idea.
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u/5fingerdiscounts 5d ago
Pretty sure 3 dudes are pissing over the duration of this film
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u/cartelstre 5d ago
You can see two guys at the at the bushes and the one closer to the camera seems like he's picking something. Maybe this is some kinda job and farm where they pick something? No idea what the plant is. Maybe a reddit plant expert can chime in.
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u/MrChilli2020 5d ago
in other countries, it's culturally accepted. In Korea, it's hard to find bathrooms so I see people just go to the park and take a leak lol.
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u/an_experienced_idiot
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Man literally putted him on the tree like a sloth who was lost between hoomans but ultimately was helped... Hilarious af
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u/UnicornGuitarist 5d ago
Man literally putted him on the tree like a sloth who was lost between hoomans but ultimately was helped... Hilarious af
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u/-_--_____ 5d ago
Man literally putted him on the tree like a sloth who was lost between hoomans but ultimately was helped... Hilarious af
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u/RightYogurtcloset664 5d ago
These are the kind of physical pranks that are funny, not the insane stupid shit thats just straight up assault
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u/knowbodynows 5d ago
Nonnegligible risk of tailbone fracture.
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u/ineedmayo 5d ago
I was more worried about his wrists. You can seriously fuck up your wrists by trying to catch yourself, especially falling backward, even from just a few feet.
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u/greeneyedloon 5d ago
Snowboarding is the worst for that reason
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u/Zinedine-Zilean 5d ago edited 5d ago
Just use your elbows when falling. I practiced snowboarding a bit, never hurt my wrists. The girl who coached me had practiced it for 10 years and told me you can't really hurt yourself with it.
I did hurt my ankle at some point though, because of a too large boots pair where my foot had too much room and wasn't "locked" in position enough. I tried to slow down very abruptly using toe edge and my ankle got shaken hard because of bumps in the track. Guy from the snowboard shop should have made sure the boots pair he gave me were tights enough. I even asked him about it. - Couldn't know it myself, i was a beginner.
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u/nhomewarrior 5d ago
As a certified professional, snowboarders break wrists all the time, but only when learning. "Sarcophagus" is the position to fall in any context since the forces involved in a crash at basically any speed are almost guaranteed to be high enough to break bones at the right angle.
As far as your snowboard boots fucking you up, I don't know about that. You can size snowboard boots 4 sizes up or down with hardly any risk of injury. You snowboard on your feet, you ski on your boots. Basically snowboard boots just prevent the subtalar joint from moving and provide and interface for bindings.
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u/DonutCola 5d ago
Yeah like this shit is even funnier when you pick him back up off the tree cause he’s still freaking out and still helpless but you ain’t actually gonna hurt your homie it’s all just good fun
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u/dtalb18981 5d ago
I think it was just the big guy not realizing the small guy couldn't hold on that long theres like a split second of "oh shit" on his face when he falls im certain he was gonna leave him hanging and then grab him
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u/st1r 5d ago
Or friction burn / splinters on your hands
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u/MisfitPotatoReborn 5d ago •
"noo you can't make someone grab onto a tree they'll get splinters 😰"
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u/thabeetabduljabari 5d ago
Redditors bro lol
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u/Fidellio 5d ago
Moments like this really help me realize that reddit is a small fraction of the actual population and a very soft fraction at that.
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u/thabeetabduljabari 5d ago edited 5d ago
Facts bro lol I remember that post of new york kids shooting roman candles around and redditors made it seem like they were shooting out 50lb cannonballs and napalm
Even saw some actually highly upvoted saying they should get shot back at with a gun as retaliation like wtf
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u/thebestjoeever 5d ago
Dude the other day I was on a thread where people were talking about what lies parents have told their children. But like, goofy stuff, like telling your 5 year old the park is closing soon, so you'll have to go soon. Or telling them the milkshake you're having is spicy so they won't want any.
There were people in the comments that were getting quite a few upvotes saying that was child abuse. That once the kids grew up enough to know they were told these lies, that they would never be able to trust anyone again. That these people should have their kids taken from them. It was the most over dramatic shit I've seen in a while.
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u/throwaway901617 5d ago
Yeah no joke here.
Fractured tailbone being dragged feet first off hood of a car (lower than this) into grass and dirt by a friend who thought he was pulling a funny prank. Could barely walk for several weeks.
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u/trevdak2 5d ago
When I was in the boy scouts there was one kind of like this where you could trick someone into wrapping their legs around a flagpole in a way that was really, really difficult to get out of. The troop leaders would do it to the scouts, too, and more than one kids ended up screaming and crying. Pretty sure it was really dangerous too
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u/HispanicAtTheDisco44 5d ago
you gave me flashbacks to those "pranks" where people just threw milk containers on the floor of a grocery store
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u/matticans7pointO 5d ago
Damn that reminded me of the Put Him in a Coffin "pranks" on World Star
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u/chillinbrad1812 5d ago
Shoutout to the prankster for doing it on grass and cushioning his fall a bit. It’s way less funny with a broken coccyx.
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u/asshair 5d ago
These are the comments that show up on every reddit thread involving anything slightly resembling a prank and contribute nothing to the conversation.
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u/Fafnir13 5d ago
People on Reddit are encouraged to express how a post makes them feel. Similar posts will evoke similar feelings. Expect the same thing to pop up again and again and again.
Also bots will pull top comments from similar posts, meaning sometimes you get to see literally the exact same thing.
Isn’t Reddit fun?
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u/Whiskey-Weather 5d ago
If someone did this to me I'd want to kill myself from the lower back pain. I'd pass on doing a prank like this, personally.
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u/usaisfucked 5d ago
not the insane stupid shit thats just straight up assault
This man’s ass disagrees with you.
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u/ISmile_MuddyWaters 5d ago
This is only funny cause the ground is soft and the dude helped him when he fell. If that wasn't the case this could as well be another mean prank. It's the execution that made it a funny prank.
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Yes, I can imagine this prank being played on someone during the paleolithic times.
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u/iridium_carbide 5d ago
"Ugbar, I bet five plums you can't do stretch as good as me can do stretch!"
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u/Kingkunta87 5d ago
Gimme a broken coccyx
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u/MadRabbit86 5d ago
Ha! Mine’s six and a half!
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u/SerHodorTheThrall 5d ago
centimeters?
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u/MadRabbit86 5d ago
Yup! From ya mouth!
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u/BrainOnLoan 5d ago
It's not that high, nor concrete or anything hard. I don't think you'll ever get more than a bruise here.
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u/SpicyTamata 5d ago
I had a mate get pushed off a chair and fall 14 inches onto the carpet and break his coccyx, was hard wood under the carpet. So unfortunate
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u/throwaway901617 5d ago
I wrote in another comment mine was fractured being pulled off the hood of a car feet first from a lower height than this onto the same kind of ground as in the video.
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u/Ted_Dance_Son 5d ago
Can anyone translate or does anyone know what language he's speaking?
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u/redhotchilli_mango 5d ago •
The language is Kikuyu/Gĩkũyũ spoken by the Agĩkũyũ people of Kenya.
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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 5d ago
I didn't even realise that. My step mum was Kikuyu but I couldn't even recognise this
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u/Noyoki01 5d ago
The screeching when he realized he was left there to hang on his own probably didn't help.
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u/Kayartistar 5d ago
That’s my native language from Kenya. He’s giving him instructions 😃
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u/Ted_Dance_Son 5d ago edited 5d ago
What about the guy that's screaming, what's he saying? Such a cool language and it looks like these guys are having so much fun together.
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u/maniaxuk 5d ago edited 4d ago
I think in any language what he says translates to any and all combinations of the following in any order
- What?
- No!
- Help!
- Get me down from here
- I'm slipping
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u/anTHaRic 5d ago
Imagine how much easier travel would be if everyone communicated by screaming at the appropriate pitch and intensity
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u/Yugan-Dali 5d ago
You’ve never heard American tourists trying to make people in other countries understand English through sheer volume.
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u/Muggaraffin 5d ago
That’s what I thought, such a cool community. They seem great
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u/Ted_Dance_Son 5d ago
Feels like they kept those close relationships they had as kids. I bet that's a really good feeling to still be goofy like this all the time with your boys.
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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 5d ago
What's he saying when his voice jumps back and forth from a low pitch to a high pitch and back? The sudden shifts in pitch almost sounded like yodeling, but it also sounded like he was saying something?
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u/-Tigger 5d ago edited 5d ago
Hey I'm Kikuyu I can.
He's roughly saying... Stop! Listen to me, what I want you to do is stay like this put ur hands behind ur legs like this, completely, completely completely. OK(picks up and sets on tree) the boy is jus screaming, and saying take me off
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u/Ted_Dance_Son 5d ago
Thanks for translating! If I were to try any type of food from your region of Kenya, what would it be?
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u/-Tigger 5d ago edited 5d ago
No problem, was actually surprised to hear my hometown language on reddit lol... Try some mukimo
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u/Healthy_Pay9449 5d ago
Nyeni, samosa, Chapati, Ugali, Mandazis ....all the above. There's too much to list honestly
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u/Adama0001 5d ago
At the end all I could hear was a protocol droid when hit by blaster fire.
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u/Ted_Dance_Son 5d ago edited 5d ago
I think it's super awesome that something can sound like that to your or me but in reality it's a full blown language and there are distinct words there that are being communicated and understood. Just rad.
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u/Fetus-Fucker69 5d ago
Only in Northside Minneapolis
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u/SteveinDanger 5d ago
Classic No-Minnie, you can tell because that guy peeing in the bushes is actually Nick Swardson
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u/FootsieMcDingus 5d ago
This guy is pretty strong to hold himself up that long
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u/EternalSage2000 5d ago
Yah. I honestly don’t know how he’s doing it. I don’t see anything in particular to grip, he’s not using his legs to hold at all. Dude just holding his entire body up by clapping a tree.
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u/PervySage1147 5d ago
Not exactly, his ass is pushing into the tree and his hands are more pulling back the opposite direction, making it appear like he is just gripping the tree by his hands on the sides of the tree.
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u/PervySage1147 5d ago
Wow I just realized that it now looks like you and I just responded to ourself u/eternalsage2000
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u/ekjord_ 5d ago
No. The oldest trick in the book is when you dig a hole in the ground, cover it with sticks and leaves and wait for someone to fall into the hole.
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u/tjlightbulb 5d ago
That landing must have HURT
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u/danrod17 5d ago
Depends on how hard the ground was. On concrete yeah. But hopefully this wasn’t so bad.
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u/fuzzywuzzywuzuhbear 5d ago
I have seen a lot of fuckery however this one is new to me...bravo..funny af!
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u/vlexz 5d ago
I have yet to see someone being able to free themselves and I wanna see it so bad
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u/1infinitefruitloop 5d ago
Poor guy in the back is memorialized forever on the internet for taking a piss in the bushes lol.
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u/AgrippaDaYounger 5d ago
I feel that based on how basic this is (in the sense that all that is required is 2 people, one fairly larger than the other, and a tree/pole) and the fact that many have never seen this means it's not an old trick at all, but a new one, or at least the first documented case of it. Which is pretty cool; Kenyan original.
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u/unexBot 5d ago
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
He was tricked to see how flexible he was.
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