r/WatchPeopleDieInside 5d ago

Woman gets a surprise lemur, as bf leaves fruit on her shoulder

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u/COYS61 5d ago

I don't think she's dying inside

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u/Chocolatethrowaway19 5d ago

Shes vacating her insides 😂

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow 5d ago

I had a friend that was visiting the Death Valley a couple years ago and told me he was having a good old pooping near one of the several meandring streams. When the turd was halfway out of him, a big ass Coyote shows up. Coward as he is, he screamed "OH SHIT I'M SORRY", pulled his pants and began running. When he got to the camp, we asked him what he was doing and he remembered he was midpoop. However, aparently his ass was brand new pristine. No sign of poop whatsowever and this is a guy who shits diahea like water that sprays everywhere. Nothing. No poop at all in his asshole. We concluded that, in his panic, the poop came back inside him. From this day forwards, Edd was known as guy who shits the same poop twice.

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u/Tr4kt_ 5d ago

Scared turtle moment

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u/Localhorst86 5d ago

*Turdle

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u/Tr4kt_ 5d ago

I'm mad because I didn't think of it

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u/Localhorst86 5d ago

Don't be, it happens to the best of us.

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u/capbozo 5d ago

He would have a legendary Native American name.

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u/Langt_Jan 5d ago

She had never truly lived inside until then.

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u/spektrol 5d ago

Yeah this definitely just r/AreYouSeeingThisShit territory

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u/JohnAnderson6879 5d ago

you mean r/youseeingthisshit? it's much bigger and has more content.

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u/spektrol 5d ago

Damnit, yeah. I do

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u/Wasteroftime34 5d ago

Baaaahahahaha yea that’s not death I see in those eyes

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u/vc2015 5d ago

She's exercising her bowels.

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u/Mad_Yogurt 5d ago

Tell me you can pet them

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u/CandiBunnii 5d ago

You can pet most things at least once

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u/Elro0003 5d ago

Most?

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u/CandiBunnii 5d ago

If your hand gets bitten off or if you're disemboweled, you don't get your one pet.

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u/selflessrebel 5d ago

Then you're still petting them, but on the inside.

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u/Elro0003 5d ago

If your hand is bitten, you quickly pet the animals teeth. Disenbowlment just gets the animal distracted and close to you, while you pet it (for a very short time).

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u/redwolf1219 5d ago

Ive got two hands. I can pet with the other while they monch on the first. (Until I collapse/die from blood loss)

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u/1339 5d ago

Twice if you’re fast

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u/BrockN 5d ago

The bf might object

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u/joethesaint 5d ago

I pet one before but it didn't love it. Just looked a bit nervous.

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u/Electrosploom 5d ago

How would you act if something five times your size would pet you?

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u/joethesaint 5d ago

Don't kink shame me

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u/shakycam3 5d ago

O e of them licked my finger once through a crack in the enclosure.

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u/Not_Oscar_Muffin 5d ago

Not really.

Lemurs can be really aggressive.

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u/kikimaru024 5d ago

This is probably in one of the parks for rescued lemurs (i.e. ones that were taken as babies to be pets).

They're relatively tame.

I walked through the forest for half an hour with one on my shoulder, will look for the pic later.

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u/DannyMThompson 5d ago

If you have Google photos just search "lemur" and it should pop up lol

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u/CandiBunnii 5d ago

Seriously google photos is low key terrifying at how accurate it is at recognizing pics like that.

Very convenient for deleting pics of my ex tho.

Fuck you Tara.

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u/ShingusDMV 5d ago

Hey Google, show me that bitch that broke my heart.

"... Here's your photos of Tara."

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u/luingiorno 5d ago

that's more of a bing response, Google will redirect you to a therapist for couples

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u/PinkTalkingDead 5d ago

All my homies hate Tara

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u/DannyMThompson 5d ago edited 5d ago

"lingerie" works fyi

If you have any non face ones you want to remove.

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u/MaddyKet 5d ago

Where is this magical place? I want to go to there!

I went to Monkey Jungle in Miami and fed baby squirrel monkeys who climbed on you, which was awesome, but a lemur …. 😍

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u/1quirky1 5d ago

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're brave enough.

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u/viperex 5d ago

They're wild so it's not recommended

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u/CherokeePurple 5d ago

Her face is still frozen like that.

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u/infirmaryblues 5d ago

To this day

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u/jld2k6 5d ago

No sympathy, her parents tried to warn her!

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u/peskytwat 5d ago

They're bigger than I thought

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u/MathewCQ 5d ago

Yet they look so light

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u/gingerjoe98 5d ago

They are not heavy but they smell

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u/CandiBunnii 5d ago Helpful

Same

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u/BrockN 5d ago

A little hairy though

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u/Ignorhymus 5d ago

Of piss, probably. Seriously, I went to Madagascar and did several hikes looking for lemurs. Almost without fail, whenever we saw one, it was taking a piss. Ringtails, indri indris, you name it, they pissec

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u/Lithorex 5d ago

The really big Lemurs are extinct

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u/PatLikesStuff 5d ago edited 5d ago

So is her mouth

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u/fiveironfreshy 5d ago

That’s what she said

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u/EdgyAsFuk 5d ago

Someone didn't watch Zaboomafoo

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u/tiamat234 5d ago

Me! You! And zoobomaFOOOOO

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u/3now_3torm 5d ago

childhood memories unlocked

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u/Total_Simple7988 5d ago

Die ...of happiness 🥰

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u/relax-and-enjoy-life 5d ago

I guess shitting her pants makes her happy?

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u/Paradoxou 5d ago

Her face remind me of that drowned girl in the closet in the movie The Ring

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u/WushuManInJapan 4d ago

Fuck man that gave me nightmares for years.

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u/Kopites_Roar 5d ago Wholesome

Those pants are gonna need changing....

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u/CheerfulStandpoint33 5d ago

She was shock and wants to scream like never been before. Lol

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u/throwaway98cgu566 5d ago

He likes to move it, doesn't he

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u/LawBasics 5d ago

A man of culture, right here.

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u/nowiserjustolder 5d ago

Greta Thunberg happy at last.

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u/CumbersomeRecourse 5d ago

Is that king julian in Madagascar movie?

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u/DunmerSkooma 5d ago

Its his 3rd cousin twice removed

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u/laurel_laureate 5d ago

Nah it's his cousin Zoboomafoo.

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u/McDoofusPoopus 5d ago

Didn't knew Greta has such a big mouth.

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u/k1lk1 5d ago

Oh, we knew

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u/MissplacedLandmine 5d ago edited 5d ago

Oh you keep records of kid’s mouth sizes?

Im not even shocked 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Oldmanred79 5d ago

Don't give Matt gatez ideas.

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u/camillo_golgi 5d ago edited 5d ago

It is staged, her hair is tucked in her blazer plus she is a known influenzer.

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u/pissedinthegarret 5d ago

nicocaponecomedy. all their stuff is staged. they recreate old viral or funny videos in the (to me) most annoying way possible. it's always super exaggerated and with these awful fake wheeze laughs

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u/Tragilos 5d ago

Yeah, their humour is either screaming, or making annoying faces.

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u/FlandreHon 5d ago

Really? I thought the gf is just randomly filming herself while the bf, who is also randomly filming, puts a piece of fruit in her shoulder.

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u/guy_incognito_mode 5d ago

Yeah staged is when you try to hide it, this is more like just filmed.

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u/Red-dy-20 5d ago

It's definitely staged.. anyone would "jumpscare" if a lemur (or anything actually) jumps on you out of nowhere

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u/NotOverHisEX 5d ago

Also the lemur was clearly thrown, it isn’t even looking at the “bait” on the shoulder it’s just confused it as to how it got there.

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u/Roxalon_Prime 5d ago

I think it actually looks for it and confused where it go. Which in itself doesn't mean it was not thrown

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u/NotOverHisEX 5d ago

That’s a reasonable interpretation for sure.

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u/Finster4 5d ago

Does that mean she makes sick videos?

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u/cryptic-fox 5d ago

influenzer?

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u/camillo_golgi 5d ago

Ze post is fromm someone from ze Germandland!

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u/MaximumHemidrive 5d ago

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u/hamburders 5d ago

When on social media this is unironically true

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u/-Wiradjuri- 5d ago

Somebody please edit this with a laser coming out of her mouth. It’s absolutely perfect.

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u/ZenWey 5d ago

Luckily she swept her hair away from her shoulder beforehand.

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u/Pegacis_whyte 5d ago

Zaboomafoo coming in hot!!!

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u/JessicaBecause 5d ago

Her hair was tucked in for the surprise moment?

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u/Kingkunta87 5d ago

Holy shit her mouth could have created a wormhole

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u/uptwolait 5d ago

ZABOOMAFOO!!

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u/calls_you_a_bellend 5d ago

The last second or two, she really looks like that funny Snapchat filter people put over Twilight and other movies.

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u/Chrillosnillo 5d ago

She really would like to "Move it move it!"

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u/MrBigBMinus 5d ago

Dunno how much of a surprise it was when she's got a camera pointed at her shoulder filming him putting the fruit on there....... however I also want a shoulder lemur. Even if it has rabies, sign me up.

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u/EdTechMex 5d ago

Lemurs are very dangerous and an untrained one could claw your eyes out. I had a friend get almost killed by one of those

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u/Tricky-Cicada-9008 5d ago

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that the multiple phones out in anticipation means this was not, in fact, a surprise lemur

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u/Tall_Law_9015 5d ago

I like to move it, move it I like to move it

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u/billfitz24 5d ago

That’s not completely scripted at all. 🙄

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u/ReqWAV 5d ago

It’s not. You hear me? YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!?

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u/-Wiradjuri- 5d ago

Okay Mr Lemur, what you’re gonna do is wait while I count down, and then you’re going to enter from stage left 3 seconds after I place the fruit.

You ready Mr Lemur?

Camera is on.
Go! 🎬

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u/Kwiatkowski 5d ago

It’s so painfully obvious but people chose to ignore it forsaken reason.

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u/NickWrightData 5d ago

The way you can tell is how she moves away after the treat is placed on her shoulder, and maybe how she turns towards the camera when the little guy jumps on her.

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u/gittenlucky 5d ago

And how her hair is all tucked away.

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u/3now_3torm 5d ago

People are making jokes on it. Whether it’s staged or not doesn’t really matter. People often act like just because something is scripted means nobody can enjoy it.

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u/sunlightmarc 5d ago

She was like:

😮

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u/SupremeLdr19 5d ago

King Julien???

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u/Newbzforrealz 5d ago

Genius way to take a selfie them

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u/Udaidzilla 5d ago

She looked like how people looked in The Ring when Samara visited them 😂

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u/takamori22 5d ago

Girl out here with a face like Curious George.

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u/rudieboy 5d ago

Is she double jointed?

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u/Kurohoshi00 5d ago

What's with the one strip of long hair? It looks so out of pl-ooooh, she has a full side of hair. Makes more sense now.

Cute lemur!

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u/Refrigerator-Less 5d ago

Quick! Put one her mouth.

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u/dubstronaut 5d ago

Umm.. I want a surprise lemur..

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u/cat_on_my_keybord 5d ago

those claws look painful

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u/lll_Joka_lll 5d ago

Lemur landed like a Marvel hero

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u/cashewbiscuit 5d ago

King Julien!

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u/motorboat_mcgee 5d ago

I want a lemur :(

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u/ProjectOrpheus 5d ago

Legend says she still be like 😮 right now

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u/13Damien13 5d ago

How dare you not recognize King Julian?

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u/ALIENSBLEEDLSD 5d ago

Zoboomafoo!

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u/Alarid 5d ago

Zoboomafoo loves surprising friends and fans.

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u/ilikefikes42 5d ago

In highschool we called him Zobo Mofo

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u/Im6youre9 5d ago

Lemurs have the coolest feeling hands in the animal world. And the baby ones will hold your finger just like an infant human would do. Super cool animals

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u/ZenkaiZ 5d ago

I didn't know you could actually D:

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u/Farfromthehood 5d ago

Is she using a blackberry?!??

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u/entp369 5d ago

looks like a Classic. must be old video

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u/Cantbetoobad1953 5d ago

The rest of the video shows us she is quite pleased. What this short clip shows us is her surprise .

She's not dieing inside.

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u/ImmediateSuccess 5d ago

kekw lmaooooooo .

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u/gonzaloetjo 5d ago

She expected it, that hair was carefully set to the side. During my innocent pranks I’ve messed things too many times with my wife to know this.

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u/Gerbal_Annihilation 5d ago

That was borderline horrifying looking.

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u/ImmediateSuccess 5d ago

hmm always been

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u/Reddituser183 5d ago

Me and you and zaboomafooooo!!!!!!!

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u/trekie4747 5d ago

Good thing it wasn't a drop bear. Those things are terrifying!

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u/I-Hate-Humans 5d ago

That’s a big mouth. The lemur could have crawled inside.

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u/CMDR_RocketLeague 5d ago

It's like a female version of that Chris Pratt meme.

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u/ja_maz 5d ago

Why is the Italian prime minister in a lemur enclosure?

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u/BoxedLunchable 5d ago

I'd die happy. Lemurs are awesome.

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u/xZTRON99x 5d ago

No death or dying here, she looks stoked!!

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u/tomdickjerry 5d ago

Zaboomafoo

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u/NotXiJinpingGoUSA 5d ago

Die inside? She looks like this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to her

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u/Sanimal88 5d ago

I don’t remember this episode of Attack on Titan.

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u/AJCGxD 5d ago

😲

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u/inxile7 5d ago

I love lemur

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u/its-good-4you 5d ago

She seems like a fun person :D

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u/MurderBox95 5d ago

Her reaction reminds of Angela at the end of Sleepaway Camp…

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u/Takpusseh-yamp 5d ago

That lemur is fizzy-cally fit!

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u/SylentFart 5d ago

The face of excitement, fear and happiness.

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u/jurmomwey 5d ago

Leap..leap..leap

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u/Mumbeling 5d ago

I haven't seen a face like that, since the end of the movie Sleepaway Camp.

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u/Jkillaforilla90 5d ago

I had a one of those once. Don’t fuck with their food. They will fuck you up.

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u/LinkRazr 5d ago

Sleepaway Camp

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u/Riverflower17 5d ago

My classmate when I leave my bag of crisps on the desk and go to the bathroom

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u/i-Ake 5d ago

Ring tailed lemurs were my go-to favorite animal as a kid! I'd die of joy.

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u/jefftorres210 5d ago

King Julien... 😂

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u/ashvant7 5d ago

Someone needs to appreciate that precision jump

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u/Canadian_Quinn 5d ago

Endangered species. Be honored

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u/spasticnapjerk 5d ago

You got to move it move it

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u/SARATOVA 5d ago

She went full Kirby