r/WhitePeopleTwitter 27d ago

If only there was a solution.

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u/BingErrDronePilot 27d ago

There is a lady in my town who runs a small BBQ joint that keeps spamming Facebook, posting that she needs dishwashers and servers but is only paying $9/hour. Without fail, someone informs her that minimum wage in Minnesota is $10.08 for large employers. She always replies with "I'M A SMALL BUSINESS! MINIMUM WAGE IS LOWER FOR ME!" Needless to say, she hasn't found help yet.

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u/confluenza 27d ago

Tell her you want to buy a family-sized BBQ meal for $1 and when she balks, start screaming about how no one wants to sell food any more.

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit 27d ago

And when bbq is $60 a sandwich you will want more.

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u/byParallax 27d ago edited 27d ago

Washington DC has a 15.20$ min wage, the highest in the US. The best rated BBQ restaurant in the city has a 13.50$ sandwich. But sure.

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u/skeeferd 27d ago

Oh yeah, here comes the big economic brains. Tell us more about the future where people make a living wage, Nostradumbass.

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u/drtmprss 27d ago

i am stealing nostradumbass lol

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u/confluenza 27d ago

Don't talk with your mouth full of jackboot.

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit 27d ago

Don’t talk with yours full of dick.

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u/confluenza 27d ago

Good one! Got me!

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit 27d ago

Two can play the stupid insult game.

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u/MartiniD 27d ago

The difference is you are actually stupid

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u/confluenza 27d ago

Apparently, only one of us can do it well, though. Keep practicing!

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u/HondaSlavic 27d ago

Looks like a one sided game from here and you’re losing. Go lick some more boots and listen to Faux News talk about the dangers of social safety nets 😂

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u/xxx420kush 27d ago

You’re getting wrecked bro. No one will buy the $60 sandwich either.

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u/slipflora 27d ago

settle down inbred. don’t tuck the thread like it’s ya sis or wife or whatever you call ya cousin

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u/MillionsOfAnts 27d ago

Can’t get any burgers cause there’s no staff, can’t pay staff more cause then burgers are expensive. Solution? Socialize sandwiches. Thanks for the suggestion!

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit 27d ago

No. They are gonna get robots to do it and you won’t have a job at all.

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u/MillionsOfAnts 27d ago

Perfect, the robots work and no one has to, the future is now!

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u/TheKingJoker99 27d ago

Said by someone who has NEVER studied economics

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit 27d ago

Said by someone who doesn’t understand $60 sandwiches are unsustainable.

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u/mr-grandpa 27d ago

Minimum wage where I live is almost $14 and a sandwich is still $5, dumb fuck. But keep repeating your oh-so-scary dystopian $60 sandwich idea. It’s hilarious how economically illiterate you are.

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u/NYRangers94 27d ago

No one likes you or respects you and your entire existence will be forgotten the moment you pass away.

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit 27d ago

No different from you.

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u/NYRangers94 27d ago

No, I have deep friendships that Have grown thanks to intelligent conversation and growth through learning.

You are a wasted life.

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit 27d ago

Such a fulfilling life yet you cry about minimum wage. Maybe not as great as you tell people it is?

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u/Pepinosenespana 27d ago

I’d say someone advocating for a living wage for others does indeed have a fulfilling life.

Also- why is it an insult to have a dick in one’s mouth?

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u/NYRangers94 27d ago

Lmao - you’re the one crying about it. You’re the one who wants people to make less money hahaha you’re dense as hell. How did you learn to use the internet? Does mommy tuck you in at night.

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit 27d ago

See there’s the problem. I do not want people to make less money. You just see it like that.

I want people to realize that they have to put in the work to improve their pay not just hold out their hand waiting on it to fill up.

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u/NYRangers94 27d ago

Hahaha you said “whaaaa food is going to be more expensive whaaaa” which is not even true. You didn’t say I think people should work harder, you said oh if we pay people more then goods will be more expensive like the idiot you are. Get an education and take a shower so people will want to speak to you in public.