r/WhitePeopleTwitter 27d ago

If only there was a solution.

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u/BingErrDronePilot 27d ago

There is a lady in my town who runs a small BBQ joint that keeps spamming Facebook, posting that she needs dishwashers and servers but is only paying $9/hour. Without fail, someone informs her that minimum wage in Minnesota is $10.08 for large employers. She always replies with "I'M A SMALL BUSINESS! MINIMUM WAGE IS LOWER FOR ME!" Needless to say, she hasn't found help yet.

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u/confluenza 27d ago

Tell her you want to buy a family-sized BBQ meal for $1 and when she balks, start screaming about how no one wants to sell food any more.

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit 27d ago

And when bbq is $60 a sandwich you will want more.

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u/MillionsOfAnts 27d ago

Can’t get any burgers cause there’s no staff, can’t pay staff more cause then burgers are expensive. Solution? Socialize sandwiches. Thanks for the suggestion!

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit 27d ago

No. They are gonna get robots to do it and you won’t have a job at all.

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u/MillionsOfAnts 27d ago

Perfect, the robots work and no one has to, the future is now!