he did not see that coming - r/WhitePeopleTwitter

r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/RegenaMinter • 27d ago

63k Upvotes

71% Upvoted

"But did you deserve my service today?" - best response I've heard.

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u/Triette 27d ago

Nah I like the response above. These people are not smart enough to grasp subtlety. They are ducking traitors and should be called out as such.

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u/mv1630 27d ago

Duck them

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u/tdackery 27d ago

Bunch of quacks

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u/Lindseyfan042 27d ago

Emphasis on the Q

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u/koick 27d ago

Quackanon, I like that.

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u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum 27d ago

Ducks would've left less shit on the Capitol floor.

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u/Idiot_Savant_Tinker 27d ago

And walls.

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u/bubba7557 27d ago

If you can duck a wrench you can duck a traitor

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u/mv1630 27d ago

Quack a Nazi

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u/AParasiticTwin 27d ago

Nazi quackkas

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u/Whoevengivesafuck 27d ago

Coward the ducks

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u/-smee-is-me- 27d ago

Nazis do goose step, so of course they would quack.

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u/mv1630 27d ago

:0

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u/reeserodgers59 27d ago

take my upvote and this award 🏆

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u/Obandigo 27d ago

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it's a fucking traitor!

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u/Triette 27d ago

But can you duck a ball?

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u/bandito210 27d ago

Ducking is one of the 5 D's

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u/th3netw0rk 27d ago

If you dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

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u/Triette 27d ago

Damn it! Eh I’ll keep it. They really ruffle my feathers.

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u/mv1630 27d ago

You better not fix it! Its just the serotonin I needed!!