r/baseball • u/meister2a • 17d ago

Aaron Judge and others walking through the Fiejd Of Dreams. The panoramic view didn't turn out quite as expected. Image

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u/teeohdeedee123 Chicago Cubs 17d ago

Fuckin clown shoes

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u/loves2spoogeguys San Diego Padres 17d ago

My man Aaron must have a monster dong

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u/AmateurHippopotamus 17d ago

The log cabin is full of size queens

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u/alawrence1523 New York Yankees 17d ago

Luke Voit is the king of the log cabin

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u/RolandLovecraft 17d ago

r/brandnewsentence

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u/AmateurHippopotamus 17d ago

You're visiting the wrong log cabins if this sentence is new to you.

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u/RolandLovecraft 17d ago

I’d have to agree with you on that, bub.

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u/insert-originality New York Mets 17d ago

Calls it his Long Island

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u/ButtSmokin Chicago Cubs 17d ago

L O N G D O N G feet

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u/habs42069 New York Yankees 17d ago

Hope it's 4.5 inches rock hard our community needs representation

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u/GOATmar_infante Kansas City Royals 17d ago

He does, just watch the 2017 Home Run Derby

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u/TRUE_BIT New York Yankees 17d ago

A-A dong

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u/Norcalaldavis San Francisco Giants 17d ago

Bruh tf?! 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/_sebquirosa_ New York Yankees 17d ago

Guess you've never been to r/NYYankees.

That comment was so innocent lol.

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u/Norcalaldavis San Francisco Giants 17d ago

Oh they different over there sheesh 😂

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u/_sebquirosa_ New York Yankees 17d ago

They made a whole ass research paper trying to explain it lol

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u/Norcalaldavis San Francisco Giants 17d ago

Oh hell Na. That’s some weird shit bruh

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u/kerph32 Atlanta Braves 17d ago

So you're not a fan of monster dongs? Do you even baseball?

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u/Norcalaldavis San Francisco Giants 17d ago

Sus

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u/Hyasfuq Boston Red Sox 17d ago

...picious Bulge

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u/TophThaToker New York Yankees 17d ago

We love baseball.

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u/DomTime13 Detroit Tigers 17d ago

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

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u/actual_griffin Seattle Mariners 17d ago

He really must.

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u/grubas New York Yankees 17d ago

You're alright.

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u/BlueBoltDog 17d ago

Username DEF checks out

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u/messejueller21 Milwaukee Brewers 17d ago

Reminds me of this picture. Those fish lens are wild.

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u/clangan524 Chicago Cubs 17d ago

Sideshow Aaron

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u/black-op345 Seattle Mariners 17d ago

Now they need a small car

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u/shoeless_sean Milwaukee Brewers 17d ago

I have size 14 feet and tbh this is what it looks like if I wear Converse

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u/MN-Misery Minnesota Twins 17d ago

I can see why you remain shoeless, Sean

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u/coolon23 Washington Nationals 17d ago

I’m only size 12 and converse still look like clownwear. I learned at a young age that chucks were off the table

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u/Camshaft92 California Angels 17d ago

Size 18 here, I can't even imagine Chucks on me

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u/Total_Denomination Atlanta Braves 17d ago

You know what they say about guys who wear big shoes?

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u/teeohdeedee123 Chicago Cubs 17d ago

As the proud owner of size 14s, I do.

Big socks

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u/jconley4297 Milwaukee Brewers 17d ago

KD ass feet

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u/Schnitzel2k New York Yankees 17d ago

Judge actually wears 17 in real life (as do I) and honestly I wasn’t even sure if that’s what OP meant until I saw Green’s feet cause I was just like yeah that’s about right

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u/bloomingzonda San Diego Padres 17d ago

Who gives a shit about the shoes two of them have antenna

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u/tg2387 New York Yankees 17d ago

Only the vaccinated players

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u/ballrus_walsack New York Yankees 17d ago

Oof rizzo

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u/allaoc Boston Red Sox 17d ago

The guy wearing shorts in the background also has an antenna

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u/e-manresu San Francisco Giants 17d ago

this 5G nonsense is getting ridiculous

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u/Jwr32 New York Yankees 17d ago

How else are you gonna get cell reception in a corn field?

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u/Nodnarb203 17d ago

I know a certain Mr. Jackson who concurs with you about not giving a shit about shoes on that field

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u/strcy Boston Red Sox 17d ago

I hate to admit it but those unis look really clean

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u/PouffyMoth Minnesota Twins 17d ago

Agreed. I know it wouldn’t happen… but the absence of advertising would have been nice on the unis and the game in general

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u/Nas160 Toronto Blue Jays 17d ago

At least it's the jersey manufacturer and not some random company affiliated with the team

But I agree I'd much prefer the ad not be there

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u/Hi_Imawasteofspace Chicago Cubs 17d ago

That’s just what happens when leaving the corn. Nothin to see here folks

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u/kermitcooper Washington Nationals 17d ago

See that? Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.

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u/TheDangiestSlad New York Yankees 17d ago

clearly Judge lent Chad his shoes and this photo is normal

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u/CerryTrews Kansas City Royals 17d ago

Normal shoes, find a new slant

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Boston Red Sox 17d ago

Is Judge holding a disposable camera?

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u/unclerico87 Houston Astros 17d ago

Lmao looks like it

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u/NabreLabre Baltimore Orioles 17d ago

Fiejd of Dreams? Is that in Norway?

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u/Keith_Jackson_Fumble San Francisco Giants 17d ago

Now we know why they called him Shoeless Joe Jackson. Who could afford size 19 spikes back in 1911?

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u/Section1251Playa Florida Marlins 17d ago

Imagine if they had to delay the start of the game because a player got lost in the maze

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u/vwarb Boston Red Sox 17d ago

Can we just talk about how this game in blacked out on MLB TV for like 1/2 the country? How are they so fucking terrible at this?

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u/DJ_Vault_Boy San Francisco Giants 17d ago

old people who don’t realize that streaming games would help out the growth of baseball with young people.

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u/xxvcd Washington Nationals 17d ago

It’s on fox

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u/Avgpenisman New York Yankees 17d ago

Neither did the title haha

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u/Nas160 Toronto Blue Jays 17d ago

Fjord of dreams

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u/feather_rider_562 Anaheim Angels 17d ago

Sideshow Bob feet.

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u/yankeesfan033 New York Yankees 17d ago

You know what they say about big feet

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u/meister2a 17d ago

You strike out more?

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u/SoDakZak Minnesota Twins 17d ago

My guy, Aaron gonna have to Charlie Chaplin that stance to fit in the batters box

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u/voncornhole2 New York Yankees 17d ago

Little feet lead to more groundouts

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u/FuegoFerdinand Cincinnati Reds 17d ago

Big shoes.

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u/MaineSportsFan Boston Red Sox 17d ago

Big Sox

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u/kerph32 Atlanta Braves 17d ago

Big condoms

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u/ProcrastinatorJames2 New York Yankees 17d ago

His cock is massive?

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u/Jbaquero New York Yankees 17d ago

Judge with the size 20 Tech Whites

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u/Kaydom1993 New York Mets 17d ago

I knew it. We’re being lied to. Everything is an illusion. This is clearly photoshopped.

Nice try, Illuminati.

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u/meister2a 17d ago

It's an official team tweet

https://twitter.com/yankees/status/1425910471220240384?s=21

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u/Kaydom1993 New York Mets 17d ago

I was joking.

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u/hadmeintiers New York Yankees 17d ago

Judge about to use a keyblade instead of a bat

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u/cjheaney San Francisco Giants 17d ago

I'm pulling for Heaney and the Yanks tonight.

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u/LimeSugar Chicago White Sox 17d ago

Looks just like The Bronx, but different.

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u/22797 San Francisco Giants 17d ago

Shoes brought to you by Kevin Durant

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u/jimideener 17d ago

Damn I miss Gallo. Take care of him.

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u/Nas160 Toronto Blue Jays 17d ago

Are they gonna actually walk through the corn? That'd be fuckin badass

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u/xxvcd Washington Nationals 17d ago

Yep, that’s what they did

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u/Nas160 Toronto Blue Jays 17d ago

And it was beautiful

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u/amarugia 17d ago

Until the chiggers dig in.

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u/AbraxasWasADragon 17d ago

What is Fiejd?

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u/BushidoBrowne New York Yankees 17d ago

Judge got them Kevin Durant feet

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u/meister2a 17d ago

Shaq would be jealous

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u/RidleyScotch 17d ago

How big is Gallo?

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u/meister2a 17d ago

6' 5", 230 lbs

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u/bellknobbottomblues 17d ago

looks like a scene from a Monty Python movie.

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u/meister2a 17d ago

Except n this movie, Judge never walks

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u/monchlar 17d ago

Hahah MLB seems to blunder like this more than any other league

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u/mgoflash 17d ago

Great uniforms

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u/BklynKaiser New York Mets 17d ago

Lynn rocking the body of an old time baseball player too.

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u/PBFT Boston Red Sox 17d ago

One of these days Judge will grow into his feet.

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u/GrandPlat3 17d ago

Ah yes, the famout fiejd of dreams...

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u/imthatguydavid Los Angeles Dodgers 17d ago

those 2 guys look like an NPC with some dialogue you skipped through.

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u/saobentosaobento Houston Astros 17d ago

? It's entirely accurate. He wears a size 19-AAA. But just on the right foot.

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u/weasol12 Chicago White Sox 17d ago

You mean he isn't Jim Coates in Triple Play 2001?

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u/antbad06 New York Yankees 17d ago

Fiejd

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u/Monsweko 16d ago

Why on earth isn’t it called the MLB Maize?

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u/Psychological-Sea341 16d ago

Doesn’t work too well on moving objects

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u/ryuujinusa Cleveland Indians 16d ago

Wtf is up with this shot? Their feet are all weird

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u/frangeltx Mexico 16d ago

Look at all those Losers