r/climbing • u/AutoModerator • 23d ago
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u/Dotrue 23d ago edited 23d ago
I didn't even see your comment and immediately thought of the same order.
I've seen Meru so I feel like I have a pretty good idea of what it's like to be married to Conrad. He seems like a stand up guy who would raise our children right.
I've been on a few Layton Kor routes and read my fair share about the dude, and you know that dude would be crazy in bed. If the choice were a top-tier escort in Vegas for a weekend, or a sweaty handjob from Kor in the back seat of a rusty Tacoma, I'd be hopping into the back seat before you could even finish your sentence.
And Honnold is, well, Honnold. I feel like he would be pretty vanilla in bed and I'm not sure I would want to be married to the guy. Yeah his net worth is better than anything I'll ever achieve, but that's only worth so much.