r/cursedcomments Dec 04 '21 Wholesome 4

Cursed_sushi Removed: R3 Unmarked NSFW

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u/Flair_Helper Dec 04 '21

Hey there, Mitty305! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!!

Unfortunately, your submission "Cursed_sushi" has been removed for the following reason(s):


Rule 3: Unmarked NSFW - All unmarked NSFW posts will result in a 3 day ban.


If you have any questions, you can message the mod team through modmail Replies to this removal comment will not be answered. Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.

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u/try-bi-sum-cum Dec 04 '21

Girl Don't have to get on her knees,

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u/billysastard111 Dec 04 '21

She needs to get up to go down ;)

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u/bartekkru100 Dec 04 '21

R2, we need to be going up, not down!

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u/CptnHamburgers Dec 04 '21

This is where the fun begins.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/herywort Dec 04 '21

and another bot...

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/herywort Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

This is a karma farming bot that copied this comment.

You can spot them from weird names and comments that don't fit the context

I am not a bot.

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u/ChampionshipDirect46 Dec 04 '21

I dont understand why it got upvotes. Like, it doesnt even make any sense lmao.

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u/enderswiggins Dec 04 '21

The other bots think it's hilarious

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u/07_Helpers Dec 04 '21

Doing Gods work

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u/GuiAvella25 Dec 04 '21

Good human

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u/mootmutemoat Dec 04 '21

Are... are you a bot?

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u/mooseman2234 Dec 04 '21

A bot would say that it’s not a bot though

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u/watitdomydood Dec 04 '21

Good not a bot

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u/herywort Dec 04 '21

Thank you watitdomydood for voting on herywort

This not-a-bot wants to find the best and worst not-a-bots on Reddit. You can view results here.

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u/watitdomydood Dec 04 '21

That link is definitely staying blue lol.

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u/pythondrink Dec 04 '21

The funny thing is that the comment is probably from this sub lol

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u/Stonz_ Dec 04 '21

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u/wizardzkauba Dec 04 '21

Tbf, r/holup and r/cursedcomments are kinda kissing cousins.

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u/Alternative-Payment3 Dec 04 '21

Diff is that r/holup is dead

Nothing there is an actual holup

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u/RibboDotCom Dec 04 '21

Big True.

It's because they don't have mods, so karma farmers just post whatever

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u/Bluetoothbad Dec 04 '21

I think they do have mods I upscaled a low Res meme to 4k and linked the original in the comments I got banned which I found anoying as i had seen it five times on their.

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u/RibboDotCom Dec 04 '21

It's possible that could just be an automod setting that detects reposts, but as others have said, very few actual posts are hol up material

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u/Bluetoothbad Dec 04 '21

Probably just automod but Im not sure as there are so many reposts and permaban. I agree that most hol up posts aren't there mostly predictable.

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u/YoMommaHere Dec 04 '21

Well the comment needs to go on r/badwomensanatomy because unless he’s fingering her ass then ain’t no way. The vagina is not connected to the mouth! Maui school of anatomy ass.

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u/SchitneySmears Dec 04 '21 Silver Wholesome

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FLABS Dec 04 '21

The blood at the end though

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u/moortiz78 Dec 04 '21

Ah yes, anal with no lube, gif.

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u/SinnerMan72 Dec 04 '21

"I only date over 6 feet guys"

  • 4'10" girl

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u/Mini_Hofi Dec 04 '21

And then there is me with only two feet 😔🚬

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u/StarksPond Dec 04 '21

Why are there 6 pedals and only 4 directions?

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u/vancesmi Dec 04 '21

Come back to me Sheila!

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u/SkinkeDraven69 Dec 04 '21

Mine's only 3/4 feet 😖🔪

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u/marasydnyjade Dec 04 '21 Wholesome

Well, the esophagus doesn’t connect to the vagina, so only if he was fingering his ass.

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u/Stand_kicker Dec 04 '21

Serious question. How close are the intestines to the uterus? Any chance they can touch?

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u/marasydnyjade Dec 04 '21

The uterus is fully contained, it doesn’t connect to any other part of the body.

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u/Stand_kicker Dec 04 '21

I know that. I meant can the outside of the intestines touch the outside of the uterus.

They kind of do.

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u/Trick_Enthusiasm Dec 04 '21

Not sure if this answers your question, but when a woman is being penetrated and you finger her other hole, you can feel the penetrating object through her vaginal/anal walls. It's pretty thin.

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u/oeCake Dec 04 '21

Yeah the holes are positioned like that so you can pick em up like a 6 pack

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u/OnlyOneReturn Dec 04 '21

or bowling ball

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u/oeCake Dec 04 '21

That might be the original joke I haven't heard it in years

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u/AllButForgotten_ Dec 04 '21

Got an image in my head now and it's way funnier and dumber than it should be.

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u/IEatAssWithFork Dec 04 '21

Wow, this is so cursed - I love it

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u/Stand_kicker Dec 04 '21

Yep. It does.

It also makes me wonder why I asked the question.

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u/Sipas Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

So you're saying you can penetrate a woman, fist her and jerk yourself off at all the same time.

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u/LenAhl Dec 04 '21

There's a video of that,cbut it's another girls hand doing the job :D

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u/gregsting Dec 04 '21

There is a theory that this is how virgin Mary got pregnant while still being a virgin..

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u/welshmanec2 Dec 04 '21

There's another theory that says she was fucking but didn't want to admit she was fucking.

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u/gregsting Dec 04 '21

I prefer mine, with violent anal sex

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u/SkinkeDraven69 Dec 04 '21

So if you do double penetration the guys can feel eachother's cocks? That's kinda hot ngl

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u/Brainkey Dec 04 '21

That's like saying "can you touch a bedroom wall from outside a house?"

The distance is thin enough that you can feel the difference if both objects are pressing against the correct side of the colon and vagina, I have felt the vibrator while doing double penetration.

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u/Cley_Faye Dec 04 '21

Yes, they touch that way. There's actually a health issue where this wall can tear.

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u/mustify786 Dec 04 '21

They totally do, it's all in the abdominal cavity, seent it with my own eyes. It can also lead to issues like rectocele

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u/esoterics Dec 04 '21

Actually the ends of the Fallopian tubes which communicate with the cavity of the uterus are open to the abdominal cavity (peritoneum). That opening is where ova move from the ovaries into the uterus. That opening can be problematic when it is a pathway for ascending genital or intrauterine infections, metastasizing cancers, or even abdominal ectopic pregnancy.

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u/Herpkina Dec 04 '21

How would fingering his ass get to his own dick?

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u/GucciJesus Dec 04 '21

Go in the butt hole and the dick hole, finger trap style.

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u/Darrullo Dec 04 '21

his ass specifically not hers

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Dec 04 '21

Or maybe if she went into his asshole she could come out from his mouth

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u/Focusedrush Dec 04 '21

Her smaller sister is actually working the guys insides like a puppet

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u/thawnine Dec 04 '21

this... made me extremely uncomfortable

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

She's sick because she ate some meat that's been hanging for about 30 years...

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u/Kvarcov Dec 04 '21

You think he's 30?

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei Dec 04 '21

"Do you really think it matters Eddy?"

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u/jay_xo_ Dec 04 '21

Why does everyone assume he has a huge wang lol

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u/NotEnoughWave Dec 04 '21

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u/Trick_Enthusiasm Dec 04 '21

Reasonable question: What's the movie? The guy looks familiar.

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u/DogBreathologist Dec 04 '21

The guy is Gene Wilder, he was in the OG Charlie and the chocolate factory

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u/LeNuber Dec 04 '21

I recognise him, but still what is this movie?

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u/IRENE420 Dec 04 '21

He was in Blazing Saddles too

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u/DogBreathologist Dec 04 '21

I’m not sure I’m sorry :/

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/will_0 Dec 04 '21

he was willy wonka in “willy wonka and the chocolate factory”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy_Wonka_%26_the_Chocolate_Factory

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

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u/LeNuber Dec 04 '21

Omg it's Willy Wonka! That face brings back memories 🥲

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u/One-Bill1830 Dec 04 '21

They're talking about his fingers, don't need big wang when he got 10 large finger wangs

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u/PapiBIanco Dec 04 '21

His tallness presumably counteracts his Asianess

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u/osa_ka Dec 04 '21

Height has no relevance to wang size, though. A 6'11" dude is still likely to have an average 5"

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/Crunkbutter Dec 04 '21

Jesus dude, chill. Every guy with a huge dick feels the need to bring it up in conversation. It's a bad habit that you and I have to grow out of because people just don't like hearing about it.

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u/AIphaWoIf Dec 04 '21

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u/KaBarney Dec 04 '21

TIL of this sub.

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u/thecypher4 Dec 04 '21

I suddenly have to use the bathroom

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u/myKingSaber Dec 04 '21

He's sucking his own dick if he kisses her during anal

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u/UglierThanMoe Dec 04 '21

So, win-win.

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u/X-xOtakux-X Dec 04 '21

Sup r/cursedcomments the op didn’t give that sauce y’all have it?

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u/laserghost69420 Dec 04 '21

Not a p-word

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u/giantgladiator Dec 04 '21

Yao Ming and an Asian girl?

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u/laserghost69420 Dec 04 '21

Unfortunately my NNN survivor brothas, It ain't a p-word...

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u/Zarodex Dec 04 '21

Wtf is the context of this image I need to know

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u/PaleBlueSnot Dec 04 '21

Tall man. Small woman with a stomach ache.

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u/Rictus_Grin Dec 04 '21

Intestines turned to mush

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u/krishna2803 Dec 04 '21

If he streches further, he might even be able to masturbate

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u/OverdosedCaffeine Dec 04 '21

Bioshock 4 leaked footage

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u/verregnet Dec 04 '21

Man u ppl are disgusting

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u/Potatohuman323 Dec 04 '21

Jeeze dwarf woman

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u/Midas_o_Virtuoso Dec 04 '21

Oh, shit! Yao Ming moving mad!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/Rictus_Grin Dec 04 '21

Depends who you are

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u/thrust-johnson Dec 04 '21

“The “H” is for Horsecock.”

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u/HighDude69 Dec 04 '21

Won't that basically be him jerking himself off?

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u/sirmikesalott Dec 04 '21

Maybe that would factory reset her

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u/_rohlik_ Dec 04 '21

Beastards irl

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u/czesc_luka Dec 04 '21

she’s stuffed way more than a turkey on a thanksgiving

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u/MrGossip Dec 04 '21

Hm, if he just regularly fs her deep enough she can simultaneously lick the tip of his d 🤔

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u/Impossible_Note_9268 Dec 04 '21

Selfcest intensifies

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u/waste__of__oxygen Dec 04 '21

in the second photo he was actually fingering her

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u/Mr_703 Dec 04 '21

Personally, I would watch such porn..

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u/Golden_Racer_99 Dec 04 '21

I don’t want to think about this, I really don’t.

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u/mattt1975 Dec 04 '21

Looks more than she got her stomach perforated than a bad sushi...

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u/deaths_shadow556 Dec 04 '21

Why did you think about it

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u/Hexemus Dec 04 '21

Is that a 2 decade year older Mike Teavee? Where his guns at?

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u/UlissesNeverMisses Dec 04 '21

Maube if he deep throats her and fists her ass at the sane time he can give himself a wank inside her stomach

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u/Nee-Head Dec 04 '21

imagine having such an insignificantly proportioned wang that you have to compensate by attacking other racial groups based on stereotypes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/Nee-Head Dec 04 '21

call me a snowflake all you like, not going go change the fact that you yourself are a bigger dick than your actual dick

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u/SjS988 Dec 04 '21

Thanks 🤷‍♂️

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u/xirumy Dec 04 '21

Damn, my boy here walking around with his 3 meters ding dong all over the place...