r/cursedcomments Aug 17 '22

Cursed_necrophile Reddit

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/ramin1991 Aug 17 '22

Yeah that's me. You probably wonder how i got there

101

u/johnvincent12 Aug 17 '22

At least you're happy, I bet your grandma was happy too 😏

25

u/No_Woodpecker153 Aug 17 '22

Bro this sounds like a hentai

11

u/YANDERE_DALEK Aug 18 '22

It is a hentai.

Trust me. Anything you can think of, there is a hentai of it... you just have to find it.

12

u/No_Woodpecker153 Aug 18 '22

Found toothless grandma porn does it count

3

u/wolfking224_b2 Aug 18 '22

IT'S YOU

5

u/YANDERE_DALEK Aug 18 '22

Nani?

3

u/wolfking224_b2 Aug 18 '22

THE DALEK I PINGED THAT ONE DAY MANY EONS AGO

2

u/YANDERE_DALEK Aug 18 '22

Oh... that day... I totally didn't forget.

2

u/wolfking224_b2 Aug 18 '22

Anyways have a good one

1

u/YANDERE_DALEK Aug 18 '22

You too! :D

10

u/Thumpkin2 Aug 17 '22

How didit feel?

5

u/Legokiller13 Aug 17 '22

You recycle a lot

1

u/Repulsive_Baby8304 Aug 18 '22

And now my day is ruined after watching this

29

u/What_th3_hell Aug 17 '22

Did anyone else immediately see imagine Sponge Bob as Hitler after seeing this image? Probably just me.

15

u/elmothedestroyer3 Aug 17 '22

Then it becomes murder

5

u/YANDERE_DALEK Aug 18 '22

Grandma was only taking a nap? We can fix that cocks shotgun

5

u/__fall3n__ Aug 18 '22

I love animals

2

u/Entity303name Aug 18 '22

I love democracy

1

u/FilthyFleshMonke Aug 18 '22

I love.

2

u/Sharp_Nose9170 Aug 18 '22

the dead

1

u/FilthyFleshMonke Aug 19 '22

"And so the cycle continues."

8

u/Di3g Aug 17 '22

Prank em john

10

u/Tropesn Aug 17 '22

Necrophilia does hurt people. Imagine someone fucking your dead brother.

23

u/TheGrapist1776 Aug 17 '22

It's me. I'm that person.

6

u/Tropesn Aug 17 '22

The guy who's friend killed herself?

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u/TheGrapist1776 Aug 17 '22

No. I'm the one going to fuck my dead brother.

4

u/Tropesn Aug 17 '22

Ok. Make sure to let your parents know.

8

u/TheGrapist1776 Aug 17 '22

They helped me kill him. They've been part of the plan all along.

1

u/Mydogisabeagle Aug 18 '22

Who are you talking to right now? You clearly don’t know so let me fill you in. If I don’t, a brothel that could be listed on the nasdaq goes belly up. My bro gets fucked in the ass and you don’t think that of me!? No, I AM the one who fucks!

2

u/TheGrapist1776 Aug 18 '22

The astroglide is still near the body. You probably won't need it though. I didn't wear a condom.

2

u/Tropesn Aug 17 '22

I was commenting on the second comment on that(the image one) post. Not on the suicide

5

u/killerbull27 Aug 18 '22

He dead and he still gets more than me wtf

2

u/Khabasathiba Aug 18 '22

In his dead ass or someone riding his dick? How can someone make a dead dick hard?

1

u/FilthyFleshMonke Aug 18 '22

blow that shit up like a balloon.

1

u/MesprittheDigimon Aug 18 '22

Joke's on you I don't have a brother

1

u/SilverDem0n Aug 18 '22

Not these days, perhaps

1

u/MesprittheDigimon Aug 18 '22

Let's go with that

1

u/TheGodsSin Aug 18 '22

You're welcome

1

u/MesprittheDigimon Aug 18 '22

Was memory wipe included with that?

1

u/Cheap_Burger_1 Aug 18 '22

Im already hard (into that shit since 1984)

5

u/darkboomel Aug 18 '22

It hurts you. Dead pussy is full of bacteria that can give you so many infections, it's not a good time.

3

u/TheGodsSin Aug 18 '22

What are condoms for?

2

u/CmdrHoratioNovastar Aug 18 '22

"This doesn't have to be murder, grandma."

2

u/Mydogisabeagle Aug 18 '22

What kind of gentle needle Dick do you have that you will not wake her up or permanently put her to sleep?

2

u/FilthyFleshMonke Aug 18 '22

Grandma was the world champ, do not underestimate her, she is closing in on your location. Run. Run. Run.

2

u/Mydogisabeagle Aug 18 '22

Imma NUT inside. We gon’ squash the beef.

5

u/zomzom31325 Aug 18 '22

One of the best things a zoophile can do

1

u/djfnjxj Aug 18 '22

Thats it uninstalls reddit

1

u/frightnight8 Aug 18 '22

Jesus, triple whammy cursed.

1

u/ObjectiveReturn4451 Aug 18 '22

Spent a solid 4 minutes trying to figure out why the video isn’t working

1

u/BigBingusCo Aug 18 '22

When soneone asks u "are u happy now" after they did something u kinda forced them to do Both yes and no are bad answers