r/cursedcomments Aug 17 '22

Cursed_Milk Reddit

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4.5k Upvotes

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u/Gilgamesh2062 Aug 18 '22

Remember reading an article some years back of a woman that was allergic to everything except breast milk.

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u/Verum_Noir_Chaos_69 Aug 18 '22

Mothersmilk's mother

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u/Minus10IQ Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

Cum is not that white, it has Transparent compounds in it so you can see the difference if you aren’t completely dumb

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u/TheDyl-Meister Aug 18 '22 Silver

Looks like the cum guzzlers back in town I see

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u/verifiedwomanbeater Aug 18 '22

Looks like you have drank lots of them

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u/Minus10IQ Aug 18 '22

Mine yes others no

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u/SDUK2004 Aug 18 '22

But not from the fridge

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u/Minus10IQ Aug 18 '22

No from the Tip of my Penis, yes I can shove the tip in my Mouth

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u/SDUK2004 Aug 18 '22

And your back doesn't hurt afterwards?

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u/Minus10IQ Aug 18 '22

Yes it does but it is Worth it to succ my own Dick

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u/SDUK2004 Aug 18 '22

Not worth it for me — one attempt was enough

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u/leobarley Aug 18 '22

got milk?

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u/Schwarz-Adler Aug 18 '22

First I thought it was a regular run of the mill perv joke. Then I remembered that God awful post with... the jars

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u/TheWalkingHamster Aug 18 '22

Cum jar: let me introduce myself

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u/Slight-Student-6963 Aug 18 '22

I hope that 16 in the flair is not the redditor's age otherwise it's just sad

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u/Echo13D Aug 18 '22

its r/teenagers so it has a 50% chance of being true ir its some 50 year old virgin

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u/THEBEASTcraftRS Aug 18 '22

I thought it was Normal to drink cum

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u/SDUK2004 Aug 18 '22

But not go on about it in public

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u/Tropesn Aug 18 '22

He's secretly a Cattle Farmer? Lucky girl

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u/ikwngamer Aug 18 '22

the mad milk

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u/aCrAzEdFiSh Aug 18 '22

kasane teto down bad

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u/Fe4rMeMrWick Aug 18 '22

Scout gaming

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u/druule10 Aug 18 '22

Bulls milk is the best.

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u/nixon0770 Aug 18 '22

Milk and Cooler Milk

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u/I_EATshid Aug 18 '22

What Dani's fridge looks like

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u/Patrick_Slovak Aug 18 '22

Is she dating Homelander or something ?

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u/Kons37 Aug 21 '22

She‘s 16, I don’t think she‘s dating anything.

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u/Golett03 Aug 18 '22

Hang on, everyone else's sperm is white?

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u/Serfum2 Aug 18 '22

apparently it’s clear

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u/mamofnan Aug 18 '22

this is Danis fright

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u/reddragon346 Aug 18 '22

He shall wait a second. Nothing more nothing less

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u/Ok_Instance_1849 Aug 18 '22

It's just Milk

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u/Mrwhite000755 Aug 18 '22

Wait,i thought im the only one that has his own cum bank in their home...

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u/BFG_Big_Fucking_Gun Aug 18 '22

She is dating the scout from tf2

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u/Athlete_Cautious Aug 18 '22

Mc Poyle's fridge

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u/Gn0meKr Aug 18 '22

TF2 Scout

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u/Apprehensive-Web1797 Aug 18 '22

At least if he becomes a father he doesn't have to go for milk.

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u/Robo--FED Aug 18 '22

I bought a retarded horse!

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u/Silver_Commando Aug 18 '22

all of them are cum can you guess which one is the milk?

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u/the_shit_eater Aug 18 '22

"This is the cum jar now!"

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u/Battlespot9999 Aug 18 '22

It's his way of saying he'll never go get milk

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u/BigBingusCo Aug 18 '22

He dossnt wat to leave

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u/killer_0007 Aug 18 '22

has anyone seen the movie leon the professional

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u/Riguyepic Aug 18 '22

Cursed waiting

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u/ahmedhossam67 Aug 18 '22

At least he won't leave to get milk