r/cursedcomments Aug 18 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1

Cursed_age Removed: R12 No Child Harm

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u/Flair_Helper Aug 18 '22

Hey there, afonsitito! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!!

Unfortunately, your submission "Cursed_age" has been removed for the following reason(s):


Rule 12 - Sexualization or harm of minors - Submissions and comments must not involve sexualization of or extreme harm to minors. This includes the subtle implication or consequence of minor involvement in sexual content, even indirectly in cases where age isn't directly stated. Egregious violations of this rule may result in a 10 day ban.


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u/308-Win- Aug 18 '22

I love anyone below 18. Yeah no still not good

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u/paushi Aug 18 '22

But then "I like anyone at the age of 20" Sounds good again.

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u/KleinWolf32 Aug 18 '22

Not when you're 50.

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u/DDefendr Aug 18 '22

How about 47?

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u/intervested Aug 18 '22

47/2+7 = 30.5

Nope. Creepy.

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u/czareson_csn Aug 18 '22

what is that formula

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u/MundaneClick Aug 18 '22

Half your age plus seven

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u/czareson_csn Aug 18 '22

what are the basis for this?

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u/BariSaxGuy Aug 18 '22

It's just one of those social "rules," at least here in the states

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u/czareson_csn Aug 18 '22

doesn't work perfectly when i think about it

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u/ArtSchoolRejectedMe Aug 18 '22

0/2+7 = 7

How about if I pull the uno reverse card

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u/frost-ace3600 Aug 18 '22

Nope. Even if you're 35 it sounds weird.

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u/DisgustingApple Aug 18 '22

Come on guys! We are talking about eating not other bullshit. Don't take us wrong

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u/orphan-eater-12 Aug 18 '22

Cannibalism

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u/MarkusHH020 Aug 18 '22

Wait did eating ass count as cannibalism ??

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u/orphan-eater-12 Aug 18 '22

Depends how are you eating it

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

yes

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u/dawnb_hs Aug 18 '22

Only when you are using a knife and teetnmore than your tongue and lips

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u/MarkusHH020 Aug 18 '22

Ok that actually make sense, thank you.

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u/the-stupid-whale Aug 18 '22

Nothing much considering that its reddit

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u/ChittaBhalu Aug 18 '22

So you do not like aged meat

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u/orphan-eater-12 Aug 18 '22

Below 3s perfect for me

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u/silverback_79 Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

"They just have awesome muscletone, before all the hormones!"

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u/Tempestblue Aug 18 '22

I'm slightly annoyed they paraphrased this bit.

Kind of ruined the delivery a little

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u/CmdrHoratioNovastar Aug 18 '22

It's sound advice tho! Being shown pictures of someone's dumb potatoes is worse than getting mugged.

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u/Phakeperson69 Aug 18 '22

I’d prefer getting robbed.

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u/imabigdave Aug 18 '22

"Hey, can send me a copy of that for later?"

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u/Sure-Ad9633 Aug 18 '22

Who here tried to click the upvote in the screenshot, thinking it was the post upvote, momentarily got confused, realized where the actual post upvote button was, and proceeded to click on the actual upvote button. Because I did.

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u/-LVS Aug 18 '22

This is a repost of someone repeating a comedians joke

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u/Jasmine_Erotica Aug 18 '22

Right? Should comment more Demetri then screenshot it and post it elsewhere

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u/badcatjack Aug 18 '22

I was told this can be rated on a scale from Casey Anthony to Jarred from Subway.

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u/deletemany Aug 18 '22

Given me a wild throwback with the Demetri Martin quote

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u/professoryaffle72 Aug 18 '22

Just look at them, lick your lips and mutter the word 'Sexy' under your breath....

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u/AFriendlyBloke Aug 18 '22

"Just like how you can't say "have a good 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening."

-Paraphrased comment I remembered from somewhere

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u/Medical-Examination Aug 18 '22

I love the nice flatness of it and it feels a lot more comforting

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u/DARKx97 Aug 18 '22

i dunno i think 5 is too old man

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u/equality-_-7-2521 Aug 18 '22

I worked in IT for a law firm and once walked in on a co-worker snapping a pic on his phone of a family picture one of the attorneys had on their desk.

It was a beach photo, of him with his wife and teenaged daughter.

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u/Burn_the_witch2002 Aug 18 '22

the only context where it isnt creepy is if your a school teacher discussing your class age range.

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u/Unoriginalshitbag Aug 18 '22

I prefer them 5-8, medium rare with a side of fires

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u/Roscoe_King Aug 18 '22

I don’t own a poncho. But I do have a towel and a pair of scissors. Anytime I am two minutes away from a poncho.

-Demetri Martin

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u/WeatherVisual17 Aug 19 '22

Albert Fish would agree