r/cursedcomments Sep 30 '22 'MURICA 1

Cursed america

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Harsh_mumbo Sep 30 '22

I dont see any bullet holes

27

u/lynnie06 Sep 30 '22

Not a gun either

28

u/Harsh_mumbo Sep 30 '22

Maybe he deep fried and ate it

9

u/ZestycloseMeaning861 Sep 30 '22

Omfg im dying

1

u/Odpadson Oct 01 '22

From diabetes, or a gunshot?

4

u/Jargondragon Sep 30 '22

Hahahahaha! Omg you just killed me, that's it I'm dead.

8

u/Harsh_mumbo Sep 30 '22

I think we may have just solved Americas gun problem and world hunger at the same time. Well done team reddit high five

5

u/meme_moment0 Sep 30 '22

As an american i thank you for your service

10

u/crimzorath Sep 30 '22

Picachu evoled to Gigachu

2

u/GameFreak412 Oct 01 '22

Becoming a Discord mod is a reverse lightning stone.

10

u/mynamebeluna Sep 30 '22

Someone get my boy a mobility scooter

20

u/IronKing2603 Sep 30 '22

Obesachu

15

u/EFtheunknown Sep 30 '22

Type 2 Pika-betes

8

u/Arrrrrr2D2 Sep 30 '22

Gotta eat it all.

3

u/Icy_Investment_8630 Sep 30 '22

He has the New effect

6

u/agent_venom_2099 Sep 30 '22

I choose you Lizzo-chu

1

u/water_farts123 Sep 30 '22

WHERE ARE DEM GREASE MARKS FOR MURICA

1

u/0n1oN_71 Oct 01 '22

Pikachado Avocado

1

u/Sjheuaksjd Oct 01 '22

So that's why I can't find Pikachu in Unova

1

u/SouthernAnybody7116 Oct 01 '22

“Made in the U.S.A.”

1

u/Potential_Risk1995 Oct 01 '22

I don’t see him driving

1

u/Kinuwa_K Oct 01 '22

And then your motha

1

u/vanillanekosugar Oct 01 '22

Pikachu went to America and was fat because he ate a lots of burgers

1

u/tiron84 Oct 01 '22

I still don’t get why that’s the joke, I’m fat but was bullied all through school by fucktards for being fat, if it’s so common here THEN WHY IS IT A JOKE, WHY DID I GET BULLIED WHEN ITS NORMAL, FUCK YOU ALL, but most importantly fuck me and shoot me in the fucking face

1

u/Frequent_Ad9656 Oct 01 '22

Pikachu and Trump’s offspring

1

u/TuzzNation Oct 01 '22

'Muricachu

1

u/Aggressive_Jelly404 Oct 01 '22

If you want it to respond when you call it, you need a pokeflute

1

u/The0Wolf1 Oct 01 '22

chonkachu

1

u/moronboone5 Oct 01 '22

Definitely not in Africa

1

u/ZethMrDadJokes Oct 01 '22

Pikachu ate America

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u/LateLolth96 Sep 30 '22

Boooooooooooooooooo low hanging fruit boooooooooooooooooo joke wouldve worked with the uk boooooooooooooooooooooooooo