r/cursedcomments Sep 30 '22 Helpful 1

cursed_ property Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed

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u/Flair_Helper Oct 05 '22

Hey there, Weak-Inspector-1238! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!!

Unfortunately, your submission "cursed_ property" has been removed for the following reason(s):


Rule 8: Keep It Cursed - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that.


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u/TheNotSoFriendlyBird Sep 30 '22

No, that's breaking bad.

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u/Ecstatic_Yak_3431 Sep 30 '22

ding ding ding ding ding ding

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u/Trackles_Gamer Oct 01 '22

WAAAAAAAAAAAH "kablooey"

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u/TheBritishBaguette Oct 01 '22

Last chance to look at me hector

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u/Verge0fSilence Oct 01 '22

Fucking hell my brain started playing the Amogus drip

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u/FRACllTURE Oct 01 '22

I diagnose you with broken

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u/Verge0fSilence Oct 01 '22

True

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u/FRACllTURE Oct 01 '22

You will recover, I am sure of it!

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u/Verge0fSilence Oct 01 '22

What if I don't want to?

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u/FRACllTURE Oct 01 '22

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Verge0fSilence Oct 01 '22

I am too far gone, there is no hope for me....

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, dingdingding

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u/topatoman_lite Oct 01 '22

No, this is Patrick

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u/jellybeanfluff Oct 01 '22

Hey we didn't waste years of our lives fighting for equality for nothing!

Hit me you cowards!! (No really, please I beg you)

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u/yuresevi Oct 01 '22

Only if you hit me afterwards ( Im a sadmas this is my shit)

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u/jellybeanfluff Oct 01 '22

Deal

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u/yuresevi Oct 01 '22

It will be a Climaxtic fight.

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u/WhiteTicciG Oct 01 '22

Once again, Reddit helping everyone finding their soulmates

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

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u/Devitomann5000 Oct 01 '22

My guy you're in a cursed comment, and this comment is absolutely amazing.

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u/Devitomann5000 Oct 02 '22

100% agree with statement.

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u/creasycat Sep 30 '22

Once I see my own blood, the person causing it will pay for it. It does not matter which gender they identify or incorporate, Woman, Man, Triangle-PP-Boat, or Apache-Atack-Helicopter, does not matter at all.

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u/optimistic_rcbian Oct 01 '22

So... giving you a concussion with internal bleeding is the way to go about things?

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u/creasycat Oct 01 '22

I would be angerd afterwards

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u/abriefmomentofsanity Oct 01 '22

You would be concussed

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u/CrazyGamerMYT Oct 01 '22

If a women hits me then I am reacting, probably not a full force punch but I am still going to do something.

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u/Weak-Inspector-1238 Oct 01 '22

They do actually in the shield of feminism they think they can be physical but men can't.....

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u/foobarhouse Oct 01 '22

Men shouldn’t hit women back, but women shouldn’t be hitting men either unless it’s for self defence. People shouldn’t hit people- full stop.

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u/Nukl34rM3ltd0wn Oct 01 '22

If they’re big enough to give it, they’re big enough to take it back. Yes, no one should be hitting anyone at all. Domestic abuse against males exists, but it’s never spoken about.

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u/Oddboyz Oct 01 '22

But “slap me daddy!” is what she asks for most nights.

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u/aryan2304 Oct 01 '22

And then she says, "Harder".

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u/FireMaster2311 Sep 30 '22 edited Sep 30 '22

It's only bad to hit something with value. Men can't hit back.

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u/Holycrusaderss Sep 30 '22

I AM GOING TO. D I S T R O Y ANYONE THAT HAS HIT ME ! other than my family

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u/chaemars Oct 01 '22

man can't even spell destroy properly

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u/Holycrusaderss Oct 10 '22

At least I don't post about anime

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u/FireMaster2311 Sep 30 '22

Lol I'm sure you will.

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u/maxtraxv4 Sep 30 '22

are you should this gen is of value doe?

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u/FireMaster2311 Sep 30 '22

Depends if you think humans are of value. If you do, women are of more value simply because they can give birth. We can artificially inseminate but so far can't create a artificial womb. That's just pure logic though I don't think we should eliminate people. That seems cruel, like let them play video games and masturbate.

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u/Kiron_Dusk Oct 01 '22

Wait didn't some scientists raised a calf in an artificial womb a few years back?

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u/FireMaster2311 Oct 01 '22

Yeah but not a human...

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u/Kiron_Dusk Oct 01 '22

Yes I was trying to say that maybe it's not far from the future that humans can be raised like that

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u/MkrZda Oct 01 '22

''We can artificially inseminate'' that blows my mind, do people realy believe that artificial insemination exist and we have reached that level.

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u/Designer-Cicada3509 Oct 01 '22

Nah man, property has value.

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u/an0n_ym0us Oct 01 '22

I mean they want equality

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u/Dark_sabbath Sep 30 '22

Nah don't hit women use grabble moves on them and slam them to the ground

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u/Organic_childern Oct 01 '22

In other words unless u r being assaulted

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u/Organic_childern Oct 01 '22

No/ believe that the Bible says: Men show women LOVE and Women show men RESPECT--- so in that case I believe NO man no matter what shall never ever hit a women except 4 self defence

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u/Ecstatic_Yak_3431 Sep 30 '22

That's damaging your own objects

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u/PatchworkFlames Oct 01 '22

No. You don’t damage the merchandise.

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u/maxtraxv4 Sep 30 '22

yes, kill them that will teach them the rule, you start something you better be able to finish it, or will finish you.

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u/Gold-Wrongdoer9062 Oct 01 '22

Yes, my hands are equally opportunist.

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u/moatel Oct 01 '22

I think the word would be vandalism

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u/GameFreak412 Oct 01 '22

Oh no Spongebob Evil!

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u/Significant_Ad9603 Oct 01 '22

I like that he has a jschlatt profile picture

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u/GamerBoi1725 Oct 01 '22

Feminists say that women are stronger than men so they shouldn't be allowed to fight back

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u/iiXusky Oct 01 '22

I bet those mfs cry bc they got no bitches💀

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u/Mindless_Traffic_189 Oct 01 '22

no thats breaking your dish washer

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u/StyleEast8046 Oct 01 '22

Equal rights get Equal lefts

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u/TheNobleChandler Oct 01 '22

Equal rights, equal fights