r/cursedcomments Sep 30 '22 Spit-take 1

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u/L1teEmUp Sep 30 '22 Helpful

Their debut album “Bombs Away”

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u/failingessay Oct 01 '22

Make Bombs Away the band and “Nuke my Heart” the first album.

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u/Legendhunter142 Oct 01 '22

The nuclear option

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u/Rare-Thought86 Oct 01 '22

Unpopular song : oil invasion

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u/GamerBoyGBIII Oct 01 '22

That song is so underrated

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u/darewin Oct 01 '22

"Quit Playing Games with My (Nuke) Button"

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u/Tassiegirl Oct 01 '22

If you want to wait til later; hands off my detonator…

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u/Fruity-Freddo Oct 01 '22

Nuke my heart, Nuke my soul

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u/SadEaglesFan Oct 01 '22

Blowing up worldwide

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u/FakeScientist69420 Oct 01 '22

tick tick tock and it's bombs away

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u/Mother-Joe Oct 01 '22

(for people who don’t get this; there is a song called bombs away already)

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u/South_Ninja_4459 Oct 01 '22

trump and kim jung un look like they get bullied by the other 4, but trump goes and snitches to his parents and kim jung un commits suicide before graduation

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u/Rae_Azorius Oct 01 '22

Ok guy. What a way to ruin the joke.

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u/DiggityDog6 Sep 30 '22 Silver

One election

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u/A90008w8 Oct 01 '22

Two erections

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u/EarlGrey_Picard Oct 01 '22

With a side of insurrection.

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u/KingKnux Oct 01 '22

Quite the selection

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u/lateforthis Oct 01 '22

It’s to my satisfaction

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u/ThatMadMan68 Oct 01 '22

They have a reaction

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u/LegendFromMars Oct 01 '22

to fan fiction

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u/myxbox360gamertag Oct 01 '22

No correction

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u/AtlLucario990 Oct 01 '22

With a bomb collection

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u/Zeek_Seeks_Gains Oct 01 '22

Guest starring Gordon Ramsey

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u/Picards_earlgrey Oct 01 '22

I’m digging your username

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u/EarlGrey_Picard Oct 01 '22

Another man of culture I see.

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u/b0toxBetty Oct 01 '22

Absolutely brilliant 🥇

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u/Squiddinboots Oct 01 '22

Shit, that’s a good one.

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u/ArthursFist Oct 01 '22

BTS (bomb the sovereign)

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u/Camdacrab Sep 30 '22 Gold

That’s a real picture of Trudeau taken a couple days ago

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u/PufflingHuffles Oct 01 '22

Yes, it's just in.

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u/dirtyjoo Oct 01 '22

That's TruDeau....

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u/dripdtipdrip Oct 01 '22

It’s JusTru

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u/mortalkomic Oct 01 '22 Silver

Top right?

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u/juntingiee Oct 01 '22

i'd smash tho for real 🥵

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u/rrogido Oct 01 '22

Impossible, Trudeau is black.

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u/IcyNefariousness8987 Sep 30 '22

Kim really let himself go

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u/NekoBluRay Sep 30 '22

Kim out here with the Levi Ackerman cut

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u/ShrekBoiger Sep 30 '22

And their newest song: Don't go nuking my heart

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u/mashingLumpkins Oct 01 '22

I couldn’t if I tried

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u/truequeenbananarama Sep 30 '22

who is top left?

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u/That_Charming_Otter Sep 30 '22

Joe

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u/MAguelCHAMP Sep 30 '22 Wholesome

Joe who?

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u/That_Charming_Otter Sep 30 '22 Silver Helpful

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u/a_nice-name Oct 01 '22

Huh, the Grinch kinda looks kinda cute without the giant evil grin

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u/Honeysenpaiharuchan Oct 01 '22

Joseph Joestar, of course.

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u/Fuckerfuckernumber45 Oct 01 '22

Ah,a man of culture

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u/Aspengrove66 Sep 30 '22

J... J-J-J... JOE MAMA[email protected]!!!!!

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/EmpChungusKahn Oct 01 '22

Is Joe Mama at all related to Seymour Butts or Al Keyhaulic?

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u/AnnaTheBlueRogue Oct 01 '22

ayylmao

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u/TuxTues3 Oct 01 '22

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u/Devitomann5000 Oct 01 '22

I laughed verbally, not expecting this beautiful comedic creation.

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u/TheLolMaster11 Sep 30 '22

Joe chocolate chocolate chip

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u/jqs77 Oct 01 '22

Unrecognizable. Wow.

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u/scvfire Oct 01 '22

Same smile

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u/Paulsar Oct 01 '22

Surprised they had color cameras available back then TBH.

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u/EmpChungusKahn Sep 30 '22

Biden, I think.

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u/TTungsteNN Oct 01 '22

I could tell just by the smile— I’m not even American

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u/random-internet-dude Oct 01 '22

That damn smile

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u/dl-__-lp Oct 01 '22

Holy shit

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u/nappinggator Oct 01 '22

Ok but Trudeau and Vlad are looking kinda cute though..

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u/No_Manufacturer5641 Oct 01 '22

Vlad looks like he's 11... careful there

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u/AssignmentNeat7949 Sep 30 '22

Kim looks like he could legit be in BTS or another Korean boy band

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u/PANZER14012014 Sep 30 '22

I said this exact thing under that post on Instagram. The war that followed in that thread was atrocious

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u/InfernumIrae Sep 30 '22

??? What did they possibly say

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u/skyderper13 Oct 01 '22

the incoherent screeching of k-pop stans

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u/Dmorrow615 Oct 01 '22

Anything that mentions Kpop gets overrided by stans

NBA tweeted yesterday mentioning BTS' SUGA and 100k like's & retweets weren't even from Basketball fans

I like the music but oooooh the stans get on my nerves

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u/FuckingKilljoy Oct 01 '22

Knowing some of those fans they probably said it was racist for saying a North Korean looks like a South Korean or that you're a hater. Then it devolves in to them arguing between themselves over which band member they want to suck the toes of most or something

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u/LordCharco_iii Oct 01 '22

My guess? They didn’t declare absolute adoration and divine worship of anything that BTS has made or has ever been.

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u/Cookie_Crush Oct 01 '22

Maybe something about how to comment follows the racist trope of "all Asians look alike"

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u/eatsleepravesecrete Sep 30 '22

BTS already has a Kim… or 3

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u/SovietBozo Oct 01 '22

Don't give him any ideas

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u/ThePopTartKitty Sep 30 '22

He’d need a lot of plastic surgery and hairstyle change big time, his face is kinda deformed and not enough hair lol

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u/Outrageous-Fortune70 Oct 01 '22

He loves eating so he doesn’t even try

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u/Jhonnyskidmarks2003 Oct 01 '22

You mean, K-Boom band?

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u/TizonaBlu Oct 01 '22

Dude needs to get a personal trainer, not only would he look so much better, he’d actually live longer.

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u/xXNotorious2108Xx Oct 01 '22

Should have eaten so much damn

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u/ohgirlfitup Sep 30 '22

Why does Obama look the same?

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u/chunkydunkerskin Sep 30 '22

Black don’t crack, c’mon! You already knew….

Edit: the real question is, has trump really had the same hair since his school days?!

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u/blackoutc0de Sep 30 '22

bros gonna copyright it 💀

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u/HootieRocker59 Oct 01 '22

I don't think these are real photos. Obama had much bigger hair in high school.

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u/chunkydunkerskin Oct 01 '22

Same. But, it’s still funny.

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u/Thecouchiestpotato Oct 01 '22

AND I'm sure his skin wasn't as light as in this pic. Unless he made a trip to South Korea or India or something.

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u/B-NEAL Oct 01 '22

That we know of

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u/PufflingHuffles Oct 01 '22

You'd be surprised what you can hide in a polar bear.

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u/Britwit_ Sep 30 '22

And none of these people actually dropped a nuke.

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u/thisimpetus Oct 01 '22

Why would we bother we have an America for that.

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u/NNKarma Oct 01 '22

They might've lost some of them and now they're on the other side of the border.

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u/thisimpetus Oct 01 '22

Nah we gave 'em up almost forty years ago. We can make them we just don't. Part of it really is a moral stance, but the reality is the neighbors have enough for both of us and any moment in which we could need them they'll be firing plenty.

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u/Ninja_Lazer Oct 01 '22

We opt for the “kill ‘em with kindness” method.

You ever been thanked 150,000/second? It’s exhausting.

Sorry about that bud.

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u/mitsua_k Sep 30 '22

freaky seeing unbald putin

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u/boblikeshispizza Oct 01 '22

Obama pulled a michael jackson

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u/dualbuddy555 Sep 30 '22

Putin deadass looks like one of my middle school friends

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u/Devitomann5000 Oct 01 '22

He looks like four freshman I know, all became one, and its really fucking weird.

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u/SheenTStars Oct 01 '22

That's Putin?!?!

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u/theblackcanaryyy Oct 01 '22

I had that EXACT same reaction lmaooo

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u/YunJinleeNeedsLove23 Sep 30 '22

Obama went to the other team

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u/FarmerDoug69 Oct 01 '22

People forget his mom is white

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u/DV_Downpour Oct 01 '22

Doesn’t change the fact that his skin is lightened in that pic.

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u/FarmerDoug69 Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22

Sure, I’m just saying he’s always been on both teams

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u/ZestycloseMeaning861 Oct 01 '22

💀bro justin actually looks kinda cool

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Oct 01 '22

Kinda looks like a Franco brother.

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u/xQueenAurorax Sep 30 '22

Ok but why is Trudeau kinda hot 😳

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u/DominusMortis101 Sep 30 '22

He looks like Tom Riddle in the second harry potter movie

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u/Devitomann5000 Oct 01 '22

I went back up to check, and Jesus fucking christ dude, that's a violation of privacy, God DAMN.

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u/vanillanekosugar Sep 30 '22 Silver

Because he is French baguette

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u/SlothMonster9 Oct 01 '22

For real. He would have been my crush in middleschool, not gonna lie.

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u/Nichole-Michelle Oct 01 '22

Trudeau is Canada’s Prince Eric 😍

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u/TacoQueenYVR Oct 01 '22

He’s still pretty hot

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u/TrinititeTears Oct 01 '22

Yeah, I’m a dude and I know he’s attractive.

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u/MeltinSnowman Sep 30 '22

tf? He looks 12.

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u/MrBobBobsonIII Oct 01 '22

Looks like a fuckin 12/10

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u/mcs_987654321 Oct 01 '22

So fucking wrong…but still lol-ed.

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u/Downingst Sep 30 '22

Castro was hot in his youth so it's not surprising Trudeau is too.

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u/Martin_DM Oct 01 '22

You say that like they’re related or something

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u/bbyyda_4desrt Sep 30 '22

Where’s Bashar al-Assad??

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u/Past-Hunt Oct 01 '22

1- idk 2- Donald Trump 3- Barack Obama 4- Kim Jong Un 5- Justin Trudeau? 6- Vladimir Putin?

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u/Ace_VenturaPD Oct 01 '22

1 is Joe Biden

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u/Past-Hunt Oct 01 '22

OOOH SHIT I see it now, he looks so weird aged down like 70 years

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u/JonneyStevey Oct 01 '22

yvan eht nioj

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u/Devitomann5000 Oct 01 '22

Nice, message.

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u/jaklbye Oct 01 '22

Justin looks the same tho

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u/BigEpicNSFW Oct 01 '22

Is it weird they actually look like guys from a boy band in 2012

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u/youreshreked Sep 30 '22

Why the fuck is obama whiter then biden and trump?

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u/BigDisaster69 Sep 30 '22

Damn why they all kinda hot

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u/P3lic4nM4st3r Sep 30 '22

Bro what they look like they’re 13

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u/blackoutc0de Sep 30 '22

bottom middle is majoring in speech and debate or some shit

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u/ch061 Oct 01 '22

And top left (Biden) looks like his name is Brian and he does Student Government

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u/Nothingsomething7 Oct 01 '22

Putin looks like a school shooter

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u/MoloT_xD Oct 01 '22

I wonder why...

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u/GioNoce Sep 30 '22

Am I the only one to think that Obama is clearly whiter than Trump?

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u/Crotchless_Panties Sep 30 '22

It's because he doesn't get dusted in cheet-o powder like The Don.

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u/ArcLagoon Oct 01 '22

Which ones the bad boy?

Which one is the shy one?

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u/xboxhaslag Oct 01 '22

Thats the name of their first song

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u/iChandrian Sep 30 '22

2009 COD lobby

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u/OldManCrazyDan Sep 30 '22

Trudeau, Trump, and Obama dont look any different

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u/Renilx Oct 01 '22

white obama for da win

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u/ElijahRayzorr Oct 01 '22

OK but why did it just turn Obama white

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u/JustJohn8 Sep 30 '22

Did you originate this? If so, props. It’s pretty fucking smart.

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u/boyupstairs Oct 01 '22

Why is Kim actually kinda hot tho

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u/Keelyane55 Oct 01 '22

They turned Obama white 😭

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u/ragewithoutage Sep 30 '22 edited Sep 30 '22

The band’s name is “Atomic Lovers”

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u/Rurouni_Phoenix Oct 01 '22

Hears You Dropped a Bomb on Me playing in the background

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u/GoodE19 Oct 01 '22

Obama still looks 40 lol

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u/ShauryaAW Oct 01 '22

Obama is white

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u/BeersRemoveYears Oct 01 '22

OMG they are so hot right now. About 8,000*C

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u/nenohsg Oct 01 '22

Why is obama white?

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u/FarCartographer6150 Oct 01 '22

Trump never changed his haircut

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u/CremeDeLaNut Oct 01 '22

My chemical imbalance

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u/KBDFan42 Oct 01 '22

Why does Putin look like Greta Thunberg

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u/Slim706 Oct 01 '22

Biden, Trump, Obama, Jong-un, Trudeau, Putin

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u/giftopherz Oct 01 '22

Something tells me back in his days Trump was a Malfoy little bitch...

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u/LowerBug2684 Sep 30 '22

Trudeau 🤤🤤🤤

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u/sonic84638265 Sep 30 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Idk man that second guy looks like he wants to build a wall…

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u/ornithorhynchus3 Oct 01 '22

The Suite Life of Biden and Trump

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u/lukibear1112 Oct 01 '22

Fuck it

I'm writing a song for it

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u/brattyginger83 Oct 01 '22

Biden and Trump look like twins

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u/CopyNinja0 Oct 01 '22

I feel like putin will be the first one in the band to leave the group

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u/jakelukekid Oct 01 '22

Wrong Direction

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u/jetsxn Oct 01 '22

Ah! PEOPLE ARE PAWNS! MY FAVORITE!

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u/rellram Oct 01 '22

Putin on the ritz

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u/__kit Oct 01 '22

N* U* K* E* S

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u/augustinian Oct 01 '22

Justin is definitely the tambourine player.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

things i’d do with the infinity gauntlet for 500 Alex.

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u/RashGenZ Oct 01 '22

Yo this band is the bomb bro

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u/yohan02kim Oct 01 '22

Funny how Kim Juun Un looks the most boyband like.

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u/Cyytic Oct 01 '22

damn trudeau

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u/Tim-in-CA Oct 01 '22

Lil’ Putin is definitely the “bad boy” of the bunch.

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u/Mabusmoriah Oct 01 '22

Whose between Putin and Kim?

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u/VMGuy23temporary Oct 01 '22

I know 3 of these

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u/Last-Two-6780 Oct 01 '22

You’ve to give credit to Justin and Putin. I mean look at them!

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u/mr_aives Oct 01 '22

"I don't want to set the world on fire..."

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u/The_Unkn0wn_-_ Oct 01 '22

Quit dropping bombs on my heart

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u/NinjaN-SWE Oct 01 '22

These are deaged by machine learning not actual school photos for those unaware. That said Biden looks like he could pick and choose in high school...

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u/DarkWanderer2 Oct 01 '22

Obama’s aging process is super linear