r/cursedcomments Oct 01 '22

Cursed_Genshin_Impact Reddit

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

Oh god I have to look at ray man origins porn

4

u/Yorself12345 Oct 02 '22

What about the fairies from origins

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

It just got better

36

u/TheNoContexterGuy Oct 01 '22

Geometry Dash

…good lord.

12

u/Makki--The--The-- Oct 01 '22

Its actually worse than you think. Instead of blocks, they're furries.

4

u/CrazyGamerMYT Oct 01 '22

Surely it's not that bad
Edit: I've seen worse.

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u/hey_there2112 Oct 02 '22

Shit this is the last game I played

27

u/A_Real_Dick_Pic Oct 01 '22

Genshin Impact is easy mode. Try ATV Offroad Fury 2.

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u/FullHonor9482 Oct 01 '22

Try bloodborne

3

u/Elementia7 Oct 01 '22

This man hasn't seen the horniness that the soulsborne community is infested with.

There is quite a bit of bloodborne hentai.

Please don't ask.

3

u/SoulsLikeBot Oct 01 '22

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note:

Oh, hello. The whole town's turned, has it? Quite a big family, aren't we? Though I'm afraid I seem to be the black sheep... Back for my blood, I presume. - Arianna, Woman of Pleasure

Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

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u/FullHonor9482 Oct 02 '22

I must, what hentai?

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u/Elementia7 Oct 02 '22

You can't just ask a man what hentai...

It's which one

And besides just hop onto Gelbooru, Danbooru, Rule34, or Pixiv and you'll find plenty of "content"

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u/FullHonor9482 Oct 02 '22

Saving this

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u/Elementia7 Oct 02 '22

None of them have ever let me down.

And as a bonus the only one the requires any sign in at all is Pixiv. However in turn you get access to catalogs which are generally difficult to find elsewhere.

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u/FullHonor9482 Oct 02 '22

My determination is like Luffy’s, I won’t need pixiv

19

u/Valuable-Owl-1167 Oct 01 '22

Splatoon 3, imma say it doesn't count as furry porn since they have no fur

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u/AlternateSatan Oct 01 '22

Still tentacle porn. Plus the inklings are a bunch of pre-teens

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u/Elementia7 Oct 01 '22

They are also semi sentient squid, things.

I'm not entirely sure if we can quantify human age onto what is basically an alien.

Regardless it's still basically pre teens.

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u/Valuable-Owl-1167 Oct 04 '22

In splatoon 3 it's revealed they're squids genetically modified with eh dream of being on the surface, so they evolved to become the inklings, and squids are very good st changing their own DNA so yeah, this isn't just lore it's stated in story mode

So it's just squid porn

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u/Elementia7 Oct 04 '22

Listen chief I'm not an expert on splatoon lore.

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u/Valuable-Owl-1167 Oct 04 '22

Ik I'm just saying fish sex isn't hot

1

u/Elementia7 Oct 04 '22

Valid point

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u/AlternateSatan Oct 05 '22

Actually not valid point at all, squids and octopi are cephalopods, not fish, and implying it's not hot too, SMH

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u/AlternateSatan Oct 01 '22

I was speaking in terms of both physical appearance and biology, don't know how the rotation of the earth around the sun play into this. Also they are absolutely sentient, they just aren't that smart.

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u/Elementia7 Oct 01 '22

Ah okay then.

I just said semi sentient because I have no idea what is going on with splatoon lore. All I know is that it's post apocalyptic.

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u/Emel_69420 Oct 01 '22

Based game doe

15

u/_Jiraw Oct 01 '22

Just came off HoloCure. :}

2

u/Frequent_Dig1934 Oct 01 '22

Well you're certainly gonna come again.

10

u/yuri_nomoru122 Oct 01 '22

Doki Doki literature club

13

u/Emel_69420 Oct 01 '22

Really putting the D in ddlc

8

u/JustEwout Oct 01 '22

Success with sayori..

2

u/DJDoofeshmirtz3 Oct 02 '22

Yeah she’s cute, but she seems like she’s more fun to hang out with…

9

u/MimicTome Oct 01 '22

There are 2 really well made of Mona and Amber + some other light blue haired girl on the net somewhere.. somebody told me that. come to think of it.. i've seen more of mona's video than i even played the game and it was 1.5h

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u/JustEwout Oct 01 '22

I wonder whats worse. The fact that theres more content in the porn than in the game or the fact ik who the light blue haired girl is that ur talking about

2

u/MimicTome Oct 01 '22

There is no worse in your answers, only better.

2

u/BreezySlime Oct 02 '22

Frightened why the existence of the porn is mentioned.

7

u/isayooooooooooooof Oct 01 '22

Rocket league................

6

u/YeetTheChild94 Oct 01 '22

same, who tf would make car porn?

5

u/PyngPong_ Oct 01 '22

R/dragonsfuckingcars has these

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u/Sunsent_Samsparilla Oct 01 '22

r/dragonsfuckingcars

Edit: I just saw a car getting ass fucked. It's real, don't click.

7

u/CodeOfLost Oct 01 '22

I lose faith in humanity a little by little everyday

2

u/PyngPong_ Oct 02 '22

yeah, this shit is the darkness of the front page of the internet.

3

u/YeetTheChild94 Oct 01 '22

how does a car have an ass

4

u/Sunsent_Samsparilla Oct 02 '22

Exhaust pipe, you goofy bastard.

1

u/isayooooooooooooof Oct 02 '22

Then you will actually get big black hot cock

2

u/YeetTheChild94 Oct 01 '22

why the fuck do you know this

1

u/PyngPong_ Oct 02 '22

dantavius, a youtuber.

8

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Stray

Cat porn? 💀

9

u/schoolgamer501 Oct 02 '22

Shane dawson

6

u/ASignificantSpek Oct 01 '22

I'm not complaining, Zelda is hot.

6

u/PyngPong_ Oct 01 '22

Lego Star Wars, skywalker saga 💀

4

u/Emel_69420 Oct 01 '22

Hearts of Iron 4 porn💀

3

u/very-original-user Oct 01 '22

So countryhumans?

My condolences

2

u/Frequent_Dig1934 Oct 01 '22

Alternatively, montgomery raw dogging rommel.

1

u/Sunsent_Samsparilla Oct 01 '22

I mean there is a femboy mod so... femboy and Hitler fuck?

1

u/Pacacacacca Oct 01 '22

Germany and russia double penetrating poland

5

u/AltoJoe Oct 01 '22

You're telling me I have to watch Splatoon 3 porn? They already got splatted didn't they?

5

u/UncensoredCrackhead Oct 01 '22

the battle cats....

4

u/Kybushi Oct 02 '22

W game but man I feel bad for you

4

u/Joeri_Orochi Oct 01 '22

Ohhh just in time!

My Kusanali porn is all stored and ready to use!

3

u/BeanBruh2285 Oct 01 '22

Garry's mod...

3

u/SmileFading Oct 01 '22

Shadow fight 2 There wont be much to see ig

3

u/orange-ehe Oct 01 '22

oH GOD NO

I am not ready for minecraft porn please

No please spare me

3

u/puffy_sponge Oct 02 '22

Minecraft..

2

u/JustEwout Oct 02 '22

Just search up alex and you should find some sus stuff..

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u/puffy_sponge Oct 02 '22

I have before. It can probably get way worse than that.

3

u/kingsamthegreat Oct 02 '22

Rain world

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u/JustEwout Oct 02 '22

It's raining cum! Halaluja it's raining cum

1

u/kingsamthegreat Oct 02 '22

The lord has blessed us with sustenance!

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u/Noodlemaster696969 Oct 01 '22

Well fempyro does exist at least It doesnt have to be 9 gay men

2

u/Frequent_Dig1934 Oct 01 '22

Also that lady scout has a crush on. Miss pauling?

1

u/Noodlemaster696969 Oct 01 '22

Yes, but she lesbian

There's Redmond and Blumond tho, incest has been a popular topic in reddit recently

2

u/GuyThatsRandomlyHere Oct 01 '22

looks like I have to watch bug knight sex 🗿

1

u/YeetTheChild94 Oct 01 '22

hollow knight?

2

u/end_gamer99 Oct 01 '22

I dont play gensin and i alr do

2

u/AverageStandards Oct 02 '22

smash ultimate honestly free

1

u/JustEwout Oct 03 '22

You get to choose over 70 people

1

u/oglebopbee Oct 01 '22

yeeeeeeeeees....

1

u/SouthernAnybody7116 Oct 01 '22

i mean, uhhhhhhhh

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Genshin porn…can u change it I do it anyway

1

u/puptbh Oct 01 '22

Final Fanta 7

1

u/Saftigerkeks Oct 01 '22

why do I see it everywhere...

1

u/mlemofshibe Oct 01 '22

db legends bro im not gonna watch db porn

1

u/Hamsti_Manent Oct 01 '22

House Flipper porn?

Tf does a sexy house look like?

1

u/NiEntiendo64 Oct 01 '22

Well I guess I get to watch Wonder woman, Harley Quinn or Arya stark. So it doesn’t sound too bad lol.

1

u/D3stroyerof3vil Oct 01 '22

Considering r/genshinimpacthentai exists and is decent its not too bad.

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u/D3stroyerof3vil Oct 01 '22

Mgr:r. Would be bad if mistral didn't exist.

3

u/shadow0129 Oct 01 '22

I'm not gay but Sam? Damn that's a handsome man

1

u/D3stroyerof3vil Oct 02 '22

he's the 2nd best imo. Mistral is only the first because I'm into women but yes sam is a very hot dude.

1

u/Sunsent_Samsparilla Oct 01 '22

Iron harvest...

I can't wait to either see a pair of mechanised suits fuck.

1

u/Giga_Games Oct 01 '22

NO I DONT WANT TO WATCH ARMY PORN

1

u/_SingerLad04_ Oct 01 '22

The Last of Us…

I swear if I see what I think I may see then I’ve lost faith in humanity

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u/Blastoise48825555 Oct 01 '22

Raid: Shadow Legends

1

u/cickdude Oct 01 '22

Hitman…

1

u/Blazekraken Oct 01 '22

Of course, I was just doing that rn, as a matter of fact.

1

u/Gotohornyjailnow Oct 01 '22

Mortal kombat 11 Oh god

1

u/CodeOfLost Oct 01 '22

Call of duty mobile…

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u/Fireshield1998 Oct 01 '22

In some ways the Genshin Impact's porn is better than the game

1

u/suicidekun Oct 01 '22

Toontown ☠️

1

u/Suitable-Nobody-6861 Oct 01 '22

I play one round of Fall Guys cause my Nephew was playing please it was one round i was playing Cyberpunk this morning it doesn't count rigjt? Was one round

1

u/Frostburn36 Oct 01 '22

Apex Legends

Loba?

1

u/AgreeablePie Oct 01 '22

Given how much of a meme it is, I imagine that it's pretty common with overwatch...

1

u/sonic84638265 Oct 01 '22

Fortnite 💀

1

u/bigvenomguy Oct 01 '22

Payday porn 💀

1

u/Shad0wf0rce Oct 01 '22

Last day playing Overwatch 1 paid of twice I guess

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Inscryption :]

1

u/Flareonti Oct 01 '22

Blasphemous

1

u/Ninja476 Oct 01 '22

Doom... shit

1

u/MikekifBoi1 Oct 01 '22

Ghost Recon Wildlands.

Huh.

1

u/bad_comedic_value Oct 01 '22

Well shit. Pokemon go. Looks like I'm fucking Furret.

1

u/Just_Another_Gamer67 Oct 01 '22

Assassins Creed Odyssey. I dig it

1

u/DJpplayz Oct 01 '22

Bloons TD 6

1

u/BrennaValkryie Oct 01 '22

I mean ....

I guess FATE:Grand Order is a can of worms. 50/50.

1

u/Gm130993 Oct 01 '22

Enlisted porn?

guess those stick grenades will see some good use

1

u/Poisechad Oct 02 '22

Stray.... wtf do i do now?

1

u/yeahyeahdumpster Oct 02 '22

Gex porn 🥵

1

u/DJDoofeshmirtz3 Oct 02 '22

MLB the show 22, how does that work?

1

u/atTheRealMrKuntz Oct 02 '22

chess. that's going to be interesting

1

u/No_Hunt7394 Oct 02 '22

Skyrim…anyone read “The Argonian Maid” books?

1

u/Cpt-Hank-A-Tato Oct 02 '22

War for cybertron…………………thundercracker

1

u/supercrazestar Oct 02 '22

Google Snake.

1

u/ThrillX_Gamer Oct 02 '22

Call of Duty Mobile

1

u/Ok_Extension3182 Oct 02 '22

Subnautica... Not gonna lie sea emperor be looking 👌

1

u/Chomp8301 Oct 02 '22

Orc Massage… so I just play the game?

2

u/JustEwout Oct 02 '22

Very odd choice of game there..

1

u/Sjheuaksjd Oct 02 '22

Pokemon💀

1

u/Overpowered_Reader Oct 02 '22

Minecraft...

S-Steve..?

1

u/barry_mcociner69 Oct 02 '22

Inside the backrooms…

1

u/Notaza Oct 02 '22

Terraria

1

u/BloodiedBlues Oct 02 '22

Control. Jesse Faden x Emily Pope?

1

u/BIGBOI_AVI_6969 Oct 02 '22

I played talking ben

1

u/Xionus Oct 02 '22

...not sure how Creeper World 4 porn works but...

1

u/Shut-in-Abyss Oct 02 '22

doki doki literature porn , ehm i would rather not

1

u/Soul_Dark_ Oct 02 '22

Clash of clans , now all it matters is can I choose the troop of my choice or not

1

u/sovietfloof Oct 03 '22

Borderlands.

This will be hilarious.

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u/LittleDudeIOK Oct 05 '22

Honkai Impact 3rd