r/cursedcomments Oct 01 '22 Silver 1

cursed ad Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed

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u/Flair_Helper Oct 05 '22

Hey there, Fendo_Pualosis! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!!

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u/Deemoniac Oct 01 '22

Sigh, luckily I don't get these kinds of ads during my study time because it'd be such a hassle to go to the toilet every single time I open an educational video.

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u/Name_Unavailable08 Oct 01 '22

I got a period underwear ad on YouTube, I watch Jacksepticeye markiplyer and mumbojumbo then easy to wash blood out of underwear

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u/afckingpencil Oct 02 '22

No fr, imagine studying for your ap bc calc test and the most erotic music video ad just interrupts your pathetic Tuesday night, am I’m expected to just continue studying??

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u/Deemoniac Oct 02 '22

You won't believe how good I am at multitasking

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u/afckingpencil Oct 02 '22

fapping sounds fuck what’s the derivative of f(x)=4xx+e3x+7x(e+ex) fat nut

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u/RowdoRadge Oct 01 '22

I too, enjoy jerking off during "study time"... The public library enjoys it a lot less though.

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u/Jimmack73 Oct 01 '22

Sticky pages....

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u/memelord58 Oct 01 '22

Sticky keys...

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u/Jimmack73 Oct 01 '22

Sticky screen

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u/Fetcher369 Oct 01 '22

Sticky peen

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u/Nicol_sos Oct 01 '22

Sticky...librarian?

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u/lankylonky22 Oct 01 '22

sticky me

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u/S1imC3di Oct 01 '22

Sticky situation

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u/lankylonky22 Oct 01 '22

sticky boxers

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u/lasanhawithpizza Oct 01 '22

"why this book smell like pussy?"

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u/justrandomnametag Oct 01 '22

"Who said it was a pussy ?"

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u/1stLtObvious Oct 02 '22

There's a gloryhole in the toilet for a reason, bud.

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u/LordSeismic Oct 02 '22

New type of bookmark

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u/TakingAMindwalk Oct 01 '22

I wonder what they did with the other 25 seconds.

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u/sictek Oct 01 '22

Googled how to take a screenshot on a PC.

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u/stav705 Oct 02 '22

Magus spits fire

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u/Kriegsman__69th Oct 01 '22

Cries as I just get food ads

15

u/Usersammy Oct 01 '22

I got an ad for feet finder once, was a very entertaining yourube session

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u/Window_sauce Oct 01 '22

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u/justrandomnametag Oct 01 '22

Thank you, you've just opened my chakras and some other holes too

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u/BullfrogRepulsive05 Oct 01 '22

My man's studying Thugganometry talkin bout how you like my Angle Side Side

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u/O_KShortsYT Oct 01 '22

*is sweating* i swear i only did it ONCE

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u/justrandomnametag Oct 01 '22

is wondering so you ALWAYS come to the library to study ?

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u/LeoDGTV Oct 02 '22

I come to the library, I come in the library, I come on the library. Between the shelves, between the stacks, between the pages of each book. It's like a sociology experiment for me.

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u/DimphoPopi Oct 01 '22

What ad/song is that so I can make sure I skip? I don't wanna see two black guys kissing ha..ha...ha.

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u/mr-reaper652 Oct 01 '22

The fastest fap in the Wild West

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u/youngmaster0527 Oct 01 '22

It's That's What I Want by Lil Nas X. Solid track and video imo. Especially the end where he's in the bridal gown jamming with the guitar with mascara tears

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u/albrt00 Oct 01 '22

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u/aaditya_9303 Oct 01 '22

I've memorized that link

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u/albrt00 Oct 01 '22

You memorized lil nas x song?

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u/Wolf11404 Oct 01 '22

The XcQ at the end is very memorable

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u/OilEnvironmental580 Oct 01 '22

I ain't falling for that shit

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u/filifijonka Oct 01 '22

He’s obviously an ass-bandit

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u/memelord58 Oct 01 '22

He is the demand

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u/k1rbyis0P Oct 01 '22

Damn I wish I get those ads then I would watch more of them

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u/justrandomnametag Oct 01 '22

Just Google pornhub it will be faster

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u/AkshayraJkira Oct 01 '22

Must be difficult to screen shot in one hand while the other hand is jacki- i mean holding the book.

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u/HadesTheHunter Oct 01 '22

I just pay for YouTube Premium since I cant be bothered, I only watch videos on my phone so no I wont install an ad blocker for anyone who always says that. Plus you also get the music app which is like spotify but it has every video YouTube has, also being able to leave the app while I have a vid playing in the back it nice, aswell as downloading vids

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u/theglaysh Oct 01 '22

Damn I just tried hitting the skip button

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u/Catnip113 Oct 01 '22

Based goob pfp

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u/I_Am_The_Bookwyrm Oct 01 '22

Is this an actual ad? I don't want to turn off my adblocker to find out.

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u/Aetheldrake Oct 01 '22

Probably. "Orangina" was a real ad. Go YouTube that up lol

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u/Grayowl2 Oct 01 '22

Gross glad I have ad blocker

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u/square_cupcake Oct 01 '22

Ew what the fuck, how tf is that an ad?

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u/hihiihigiggitigyiigi Oct 01 '22

It's from a music video so I think that's why

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u/Affectionate_Arm4558 Oct 01 '22

bro was caught in 4k

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u/DaShrekDeVito Oct 01 '22

I just wouldn't click skip ever

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u/Anigame01 Oct 01 '22

He couldn't easily skip with just one hand. That's why.

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u/CALIFORNIUMMAN Oct 01 '22

MMMM-MMMM (#4) (what were the first 3?)

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u/pawpatrolcreepypasta Oct 02 '22

Plot twist the guy who has been watching it is the one who made the ad

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u/iitsmeonreddit Oct 02 '22

And remind me again, what is this ad for?

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u/SlothLazarus Oct 02 '22

Vampire diaries

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u/DARKBLADEXE Oct 01 '22

Good thing I have ad blocker so I don't get this Propaganda thrown in my face.

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u/BluWolf_YT Oct 01 '22

Propaganda for what? A song?

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u/Kanyeisntdope Oct 01 '22

What propaganda?

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u/Senate_Palpatine Oct 02 '22

Bro think lil nas x is propaganda 💀