r/facepalm 16d ago

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u/mightylordredbeard 16d ago

Made in China

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u/SvB78 16d ago

Is that the same as Made in Cheyyyyna?

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u/Mr_Niceguy_Account 16d ago

All of it. Garunteed

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u/1fuckgiven 16d ago

This is that cult we were talking about. The real sheep.

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u/TuckerCarlsonsWig 16d ago

I saw some people proudly displaying "TRUMP WON" posters on a highway overpass today. Creating traffic. I was thinking to myself, first of all, how mentally challenged do you have to be to think Trump won the election. Second of all, how pathetic and brainwashed do you have to be to go out on a 90+ degree day and stand around broadcasting this to people.

It's sad and pathetic how the combination of general stupidity/gullibility and Russian disinformation has buttfucked this country into this asinine behavior

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u/a_sheila 16d ago

Funny story. Looked up estranged drunk uncle, his wife and adult children around the first of the year. What was plastered all of their Facebooks? Them doing this very thing + running around in giant 4x4 trucks with giant Trump flags. They were probably part of the idiots trying to run the Biden bus off the road.

Noped out of reestablishing contact on the spot.

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u/GibbonFit 16d ago

It doesn't even matter if more people voted for Trump than Biden. What matters on the end is that the Electoral College voted for Biden. You know, the same reason that Trump won back in 2016. But apparently these people forgot that.

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u/mmmmmmikey 16d ago

Great points PLUS bonus humiliation - Messiah Trump won but was cheated by / couldn’t overcome Sleepy Demented Joe? How could someone so weak beat such a smart stable genius?? Life is so unfair! But they’re definitely not victims or whiny snowflakes!!

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u/justmike12 16d ago

Saw the same thing a few weeks back on 90/94 heading from Chicago to Michigan. Absolutely mind boggling.

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood 16d ago

Same last week off of 680 in the Bay Area. LOOOL

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u/dancingcuban 16d ago

What’s weird is a feel like there is a whole sect of frat/prep kids that did this with Reagan/Bush stuff a few years ago as an actual trend.

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u/getmeapuppers 16d ago

“A few”

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u/dancingcuban 16d ago

Like 2 or 3 years ago.

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u/getmeapuppers 16d ago

You mean 1984

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u/Tumblingjesus 16d ago

No can confirm in was popular with the frats in college 2-3 years ago.

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u/ellenorepatterson 16d ago

"can confirm"? Well....waiting...

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u/in-a-far-off-land 16d ago

nah it was for real like 2016-18ish

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u/wardsac 16d ago

Nothing says “I’m a spoiled rich kid” like frat kids wearing Reagan / Bush stuff.

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u/thelowestoflowbars 16d ago

I find it a very useful beacon to know when to cover my drinks

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u/GUYF666 16d ago

Rich yuppie douchebags never change.

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u/redunculuspanda 16d ago

I don’t care about anything enough to commit this hard. Let alone the face of an old man that used to be on reality tv.

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u/F_for_Respect_69 Palmed face 16d ago

And he isn't even remotely attractive

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u/[deleted] 16d ago edited 16d ago

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u/xander5512 16d ago

The fuck?

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u/Welcome_2_Pandora 16d ago

You have fun with that, bud.

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u/nousersnameswereleft 16d ago

Seek professional help

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u/hotdogwaterandpledge 16d ago

Perfectly said. I don't care enough about anything that would make me put it all over my clothes. M'Fers are disconnected from reality. That orange candy corn faced turd wouldnt care if you burned to death in front of him. And yet these people actually believe he cares about them.

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u/SlappyHandstrong 16d ago

Tell me you have no personality of your own without telling me

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u/Aspect-of-Death 16d ago

"I choose to conform to everything necessary for you to know I'm living a counter culture lifestyle because I refuse to conform to society."

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u/Ripcity0119 16d ago

My man has all the Tammy’s droolin.

trailerparkboss

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u/SvB78 16d ago

Mr Lahey, I got soap in my eye!

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u/wardsac 16d ago

Put a fucking shirt on Randy

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u/ricst 16d ago

To this day I can't figure out what that guy did for these people to worship him like that. These are the people he doesn't care about. All he really did was make racism ok again.

Was that enough for them?

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u/calloy 16d ago

He hated the same people they hated. It’s just that simple.

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u/KiteLighter 16d ago

Word. He made it OK to say your hatred out loud.

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u/Splyntered_Sunlyte 16d ago

This is it right here. Lots of people have hated the people they hated... he just brought it to the fore and said shit that they found hilarious but was in fact repulsive. They love him for "telling it like it is." Then you have all the insane conspiracy shit that put him in the savior position. It would be hilarious if it weren't so pathetic, and dangerous.

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u/Lefty0mega 16d ago

He trolled the same people they hated*

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u/Rawscent 16d ago

And he fears the same people they fear.

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u/Photenicdata 16d ago

He fooled them all into thinking that he care about each one of his followers personally. And tricking them into thinking “Everyone is against us! It’s us against them! We’ve got to stick together! Follow me and I’ll make everything ok!”.

He also happened to do this at a time where a lot of these peoples thoughts and ideals were being challenged, so he gave them a rock to cling to in the desperate hope that he could make things like they were “back in the good ol’ days”.

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u/velvetpurr 16d ago

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend" and all

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u/curtitch 16d ago

He made them feel powerful because he exacerbated the “boogeyman” vibe of certain groups they’ve been taught to hate, and made them think he was doing something about it when really he was just bilking them out of more money.

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u/pansexualgrapefruit 16d ago

My mom is a big christian and said that people at her church started calling him the new jesus

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u/RurikTheDamned 16d ago

His dick is touching Trump's face.

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u/Toocents 16d ago

I'm not sure it would on these men

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u/dropzone1446 16d ago

He's probably wearing Tump underwear too.

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u/casanino 16d ago

Nope, American flag for sure. That doesn't violate Flag Code does it?

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u/Supernova008 16d ago

So is his ass.

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u/jericho1960 16d ago

Don't call 'em cultists, though, whatever you do.

That hurts their feelings and makes them all mad an' shit.

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u/superlazyninja 16d ago

This guy still waits for Santa Claus by the tree.

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u/spongebob_nopants 16d ago

Imagine your life being that pathetic

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u/Temporary-Outside-13 16d ago

‘I’m not in a cult, you are!’

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u/spongebob_nopants 16d ago

And I don't care who is on his cloths. It could be daffy duck and he would still be just as pathetic

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u/Temporary-Outside-13 16d ago

Nah that would be funny.

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u/spongebob_nopants 16d ago

Funny and sad, just like this guy

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u/Forty-Six-Two 16d ago

No, Daffy would be a great improvement and worthy of at least a little respect.

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u/BrizzyWobbly 16d ago

Looks like he just came from a Proud Boys pyjama party. Omg, please do not let Rule 34 apply.

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u/Idothegamething 16d ago edited 16d ago

I don’t care about the fact that it’s Trump. It would still bother me even if it was like Bob Ross. Like just why dude

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u/Tr83y 16d ago

Kinda jealous to be honest. I’ve never been that dedicated to anything.

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u/teddy1245 16d ago

I don’t want to be that dedicated to anything.

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u/Tr83y 16d ago

Just like 80% would be amazing

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u/Budgesblitz 16d ago

Why do I feel that he still lives in his mom’s basement.

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u/gdizz211 16d ago

Shoes Sick AF though!

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u/SvB78 16d ago

Starspangled toenail fungus

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u/FallenLemur 16d ago

I was thinking the same thing, pair it with the blue and white USA basketball jerseys and shorts and that would be on point. Throw in a douchy blue or red arm sleeve, with a USA basketball hat and your golden for the park

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u/gdizz211 16d ago

Damn my guy.. you thought it through real good. Lol. You got me thinking.. I’d put some blue Levi’s and a maybe a white polo and My Dodgers hat that has the flag colors in the L.A Your outfit might be better though.

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u/3250feralhogs 16d ago

LOL @ politician fanboys. Like what did your dad do to you to make you live like that?

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u/tanks137 16d ago

Ever stop and just wonder why people are so into politics. Go buy a sports jersey or something.

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u/getmeapuppers 16d ago

Exactly. Give yer balls a tug.

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u/Elaine1959 16d ago edited 16d ago

Not a good argument since there are some wonderful and beautiful designers masks sold online or by street vendors.

Edit: I had brought some for myself and given them as presents to my friends.

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u/CainKilledAbleton 16d ago

He needs to show the fellas his juicy lips

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u/memunkey 16d ago

Too late

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u/anemptycerealbox 16d ago

Bricked the fit

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u/goddamnaged 16d ago

Socks and sandals?!

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u/NeatCharacter4 16d ago

Couldn’t help but notice a face directly on his crotch… oh god i hope the zipper thing that men pee from, opens right on trump’s mouth heheh

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u/TokeToday 16d ago

I wonder how much the Carbuncle45 rips those brain dead morons off for those. For sure they think the money is going to his reelection campaign...or his September inauguration.

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u/BruceShark88 16d ago

Completely normal fanatical devotion to a malignant narcissist (rapist, ignoramus)😅

These arent the sane Americans youre looking for, you can go about your scrolling…move along. Move along.

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u/regretti-spagetti 16d ago

Presidential drip 🥶

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u/Psartryn 16d ago

This is a Joiner.

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u/donutdisaster 16d ago

For a political ideology that is generally intolerant of different lifestyles, there sure are a ton of grown men who are in love with another grown man….

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u/strongapril2021 16d ago

He already looks too stupid....Lol.

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u/PaulmUnser 16d ago

The mask will just make him look like a sensible idiot

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u/VictoriaRose1618 16d ago

It's a hilarious Halloween costume, anything else... Odd. Very odd

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u/winterbird 16d ago

If you're that into flabby bears, you can find them at any gay bar.

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u/AcE_57 16d ago

Looks like his socks are built-in to his shoes

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u/elmwoodblues 16d ago

That ship sailed

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u/CorncobSandwich 16d ago

That’s Baked Alaska. He’s a clown.

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u/jamorules 16d ago

I'm pretty sure he probably took that trump vaccine that biden and harris were against

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u/Futueteipsum7 16d ago

I do not want Trump anywhere near my junk.

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u/blue4029 16d ago

I'm curious as to where the fuck he got those clothes.

did he make them himself? thats dedication

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u/jbertrand_sr 15d ago

I suppose where the zipper opens is Donny's mouth so he can really bond with fearless leader...

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u/Bostonjms 15d ago

That's commitment. Holy hell lol. Trump should just start feeding these people his bowel movements and say, it'll own the libs. They'd fucking do it. Now that would be a reality television show. Winner gets to be a trump staff member for a single scaramucci.

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u/SvB78 15d ago

I take the best dumps, folks, the best ones, that's what they tell me, and did you know my shit cures covid?

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u/MisterHyman 16d ago

Seriously what the fuck happened to people?

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u/DrippsHa 16d ago

Are these available but with Hillary, Obama or Biden? No, and that's the end of the 'YOUR cult' debate!!!!

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u/GarciaKids 16d ago

Not too hard to find these. MAGA's are still a freaky cult, but I'm not so sure the shorts are to blame.

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u/DrippsHa 16d ago edited 16d ago

The shorts are just the symptom. It will be hard to put together a Biden hat, shirt, skirts socks and shoes combo. The vast vast majority are anti Biden etc.

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u/calloy 16d ago

Is he wearing Roy Cohn socks?

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u/Forty-Six-Two 16d ago

I saw a guy with a Biden outfit that looked exactly like that. Wait, no I didn’t because dems don’t worship their candidates like repubs do. They are public servants not god-man-childs.

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u/armenak818 16d ago

No bette mid ah ler

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u/Adele811 16d ago

trump is at the right place to suck his dick

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u/b_Fox-O 16d ago

What a fucking pathetic limp dick loser

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u/Tess47 16d ago

I raised 2 strong-willed children and one of them had autism. Still does but not as severe. They taught me how to work with them to both our benefit. Identify a problem, negotiate the problem, establish boundaries on both sides and set ways to reset if off track. It worked well. By the time they were teenagers I had only one heavy sigh from one boy. They were independent and self-sufficient.

The oldest was playing near the water and we talked about the issue and the potential problems. He fell in and got wet. He had a wet and uncomfortable hour ride home. He knew it, I knew it. It did not need to be discussed. Some people work that way.

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u/gg_church 16d ago

im always in shock and awe that people like this exist. its like the trump following is some kind of cult.

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u/Wumbo315Yeet 16d ago

How is this a Facepalm?

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u/yblame 16d ago

Trump did nothing for this guy. NOTHING TRUMP DID BENIFITED THIS GUY! If anything, he's poorer for having spent money on that ridiculous outfit and traveling to whatever money-stealing rally he's attending. These people are a mystery to me.

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u/devjohnson13 16d ago

Did trump make this man rich? I don’t understand what compels a person to wake up and plaster another man all over his body unless he’s bricked every time he sees or hears the name trump cus he rolls that way or trump made him rich .. you can’t be broke after the four years and still love this guy.. oh he brought back racism as well there’s that .. might be it

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u/lunatic_512 16d ago

Once you make it through all the Trump supporters, he is the final boss.

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u/Demnuhnomi 16d ago

Who are you talking about?

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u/Are-Sole 16d ago

Imagine how embarrassed his grandkids will be 🤣🤣

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u/Omariezay13 16d ago

100% made in China

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u/SM280 16d ago

He knows a lot about trucks

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u/Im_Pat_Sajak 16d ago

It’s a conversation starter

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u/peanutbutterbuy111 16d ago

Well, at least he isn't one of those "I found this, which means it will ruin my body!!1!!!1" type of Karen.

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u/OkImagination4404 16d ago

This is beyond sick

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u/Cdubyah 16d ago

Is that Richard Hammond?

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u/AcceleratedAuto 16d ago

See how easy it is for people to cause and worship someone? Wait until the Antichrist rises, there will be little division between the people and they will bow.

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot 16d ago

GOD… that’s just DEAD sexy.

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u/illestcardigan 16d ago

Those shoes/sandals(???) are going to haunt me in my nightmares...

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u/StyreneAddict1965 16d ago

"Whatcha gonna do with all the Trump, all that Trump beside yo junk? "

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u/OverBoard7889 16d ago

Despite the obvious stupidity, I gotta say that outfit is really flattering, and accentuates his skin tone. Well done!

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u/dexbasedpaladin 16d ago

Guys in ahegao print hoodies are embarrassed to be seen with this guy...

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u/RollwiththeBest6565 16d ago

Everything his is wearing is made somewhere other than the USA

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u/bbclub672 16d ago

I think that uh, this sub is predominantly liberal

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u/lfrdwork 16d ago

I would rather go out in florescent, clashing, SCP combat gear!

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u/KermitDePhrog 16d ago

KAHSJSJHEJEBS

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u/NateDogg667 16d ago

da fuq they doin ova there

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u/NateDogg667 16d ago

florida 100%

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u/Huge_Examination1577 16d ago

His clothes say it all.

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u/Awkward_Growth_6265 16d ago

Yeah a mask would fck up his whole outfit🙌🏽 some Ppl in this country need a good ass whooping

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u/djluminol 16d ago

But it's definitely not a cult.

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u/FeralBottleofMtDew 16d ago

Yeah....the looking stupid ship has sailed.

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u/scoped_ar007 16d ago

the real question is: is there a trump face on the inside of the crotch of his pants? then he can legally say he got his dick sucked by the president.

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u/slabcobot 16d ago

at the very least it would cover that goatee

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u/ShadowChicken032 16d ago

Tell me your co-workers and family hate talking to you, without telling me your co-workers and family hate talking to you.....

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u/sixft7in 16d ago

That's not a romper, is it?

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u/thats0K 16d ago

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SUPPORT TRUMP?! WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE BRAINDEAD BRAINWASHED MORONS? UNFUCKINGREAL.

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u/MabyeAChair 16d ago

That fit looks good but for a very ironic specific reason that I don't know

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u/124pm 16d ago

Both sides!

/s

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u/Polymemnetic 16d ago

Seriously? Socks and sandals?

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u/Edwax 16d ago

Hell he could have a Trump 2021 mask. Is he not aware Trump even told people to get the vaccine? He also said to wear a mask. Some people man.

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u/Dekugaming 16d ago

He just needs a Trump Tramp Stamp

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u/bikinimonday 16d ago

What’s that dude rockin, canteens?

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u/Rycax 16d ago

This is not an accurate representation of Conservatives. Please don’t rope them in with us.

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u/Chainu_munims 16d ago

Even a couple PhD's won't make him look smarter with this outfit

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u/zucduc 16d ago

Worse than those ahegao clothes

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u/itsyaboinadia 16d ago

why does this look like ethan becker