r/funny 26d ago

Snoop posted this

https://i.redd.it/lzcw2zexqxg71.jpg
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u/dankedanko 26d ago

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u/FlameofAnor 26d ago

It’s beautiful.

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u/LJ-Rubicon 26d ago

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u/OperationMapleSyrup 26d ago

TIL Snoop is a redditor

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u/queencityrangers 26d ago

*was a redditor 3 years ago

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u/Hellknightx 26d ago

3 years is also how long it's been since Vern Troyer (RIP), Peter Mayhew (RIP), and Val Kilmer stopped posting, too. I miss all the casual celebrity redditors that would appear in different subs.

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u/MRintheKEYS 26d ago edited 26d ago

Val Kilmer actually responded to one of my comments one time and I was blown away. The Iceman was talking to me. I must be dangerous.

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u/AsperaAstra 26d ago

If you havent yet, check out his documentary "Val". Made me feel things. Cried a bit. Highly recommended.

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u/hotntastychitlin 26d ago

My heart hurt for him after watching that. It hurt a smidge less when he said he sounds worse than he feels.

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u/OddScentedDoorknob 26d ago

I'll have to check that out. I've always been a fan of his, but then I read a bunch of stuff about how he was allegedly a total shit during shooting of Island of Dr. Moreau, and lost some respect for him. But I have a feeling it may have been hearsay or exaggeration, and I'd like to give the guy another chance.

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u/AsperaAstra 26d ago

His "behaviour" is covered in the doc.

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u/OddScentedDoorknob 25d ago

Thanks for the recommendation, it did increase my appreciation of him. I had no idea he was in such bad shape. It's remarkable how many great and memorable roles he had in a relatively short period. His Jim Morrison is one of the best embodiments of a real person that I've ever seen. I'm a bit annoyed about how dismissive he is of Top Secret, which is brilliant, and one of my favorites since childhood.

I have to wonder what amazing roles we are missing out on with him not having a career the breadth of a DeNiro or Pacino. That said, when I look over his IMDB page it's clear that he had a long stretch of not-so-great films, perhaps because of his reputation for being difficult? But he's so damn good I can't imagine he wouldn't have made a comeback and killed some old man roles. Maybe he still can.

The movie also made me re-evaluate my cynicism about today's "everbody films and photographs their whole lives" culture. Kilmer did it decades ago and look how meaningful it is to him and his family (and now to his fans). Maybe one day we'll all be grateful for all the seemingly meaningless life moments we film and post.

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u/epictylerone808 26d ago

So, I thought we were talking about Wilmer Valderama this whole time and I’m thinking what happened to the Yo Momma dude.

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u/TallDarkandWTF 26d ago

We’re obviously talking about Valmer Kilderama

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u/Toledojoe 26d ago

Would you say that you were in a zone of danger?

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u/YouAreAPyrate 26d ago

My first thought was, "Hmm, I wonder if celebrities soured on Reddit after the RAMPART AMA disaster?".

Then I went and looked it up and it was 10 YEARS AGO. WHAT THE FUCK.

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u/Hellknightx 26d ago

If anything, celebs were a lot more active during the Rampart era because Victoria was so good at setting up and hosting AMAs. When reddit fired her, the site lost a lot of credibility and accessibility for celebrities, since she used to set up everything and do all the work for them.

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u/YouAreAPyrate 26d ago

True, that was the real end of the good AMAs.

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u/wookvegas 26d ago

RIP /u/chooter

I mean... she's not dead, but... still. I have never been so mad over the firing of someone I've never met. Reddit changed a whole lot that day.

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u/v0idf1sh 24d ago

I really miss what r/IAmA used to be, we knew the day she got fired that AMAs were dead but it still stings.

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u/MarvinStolehouse 26d ago

WTF 10 YEARS AGO?

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u/YouAreAPyrate 26d ago

Right? What the fuck happened? My account is 10 years old now!

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u/merme 26d ago

Wait what? No that was like a couple years ago, right??

RIGHT???

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u/VikingTeddy 26d ago

At least we've still got Arnie.

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u/call_me_Kote 26d ago

Brandon Sanderson as well. I think he absolutely counts.

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u/Fr0gm4n 26d ago

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u/Kaldricus 26d ago

T pain was pretty active at one point, I believe

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u/GenitalMotors 25d ago

Missed opportunity with that link

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u/Jake123194 26d ago

Now you've done it, Arnie gonna pop off next, Reddit strikes again.

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u/shitdobehappeningtho 26d ago

Dude has like all the reddit trophies too

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u/Gregory_D64 26d ago

He's a treasure on here

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u/Snatch_Pastry 26d ago

And Charles Stross and Daniel Abraham. But those guys are a bit niche.

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u/Nemesischonk 26d ago

/u/GovSchwarzenegger is still very much active though!

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u/KaosInOrder 26d ago

Does that... does that mean Reddit is not popular anymore?

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u/idre 26d ago

But at least we can always count on Wil Wheaton.

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u/shitdobehappeningtho 26d ago

Val Kilmer? What the hell? 😄

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u/Hellknightx 26d ago

He used to be really active on the movies sub. He showed up for an AMA one day, and liked it so much that he just stuck around answering random questions people had about his movies and career.

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u/shitdobehappeningtho 26d ago

That's so great!

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u/MRintheKEYS 26d ago

Oh yeah man. Can’t vouch for how “old” Val acted but I ended up having a pretty good chat with “new” Val and the dude is ace.

Made some comment about how it was a travesty he didn’t get an Oscar nom from Tombstone. Out of the blue he commented on it like a few hours later and it ended up a discussion on how the movie was made. How he literally slept on Kurt’s couch every night to storyboard the next days scenes as the recently hired director didn’t have the chops on how to handle this kind of production with all these stars. He came across as seriously passionate, intelligent, and charismatic. Even through text on the screen. Have a lot of respect for him now.

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u/forcedaspiration 26d ago

They, Reddit, started becoming a no longer fringe free speech platform, but a control tool. CCP bought a stake about after a year after the snoop exodus through tencent, and this site is a free speech free zone ever since. This place used to be cool.

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u/reray124 26d ago edited 26d ago

Bet you he just forgot the account password.... Ever seen his streams?

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u/AdamantiumBalls 26d ago

Legit just leaves stream on to an empty room

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u/Lotsofloveneeded 26d ago

Yeah he stopped posting after TIL posts about his backwards views on things kept hitting the front page.

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u/Clobber420 26d ago

Is this in regards to snoop? Just wondering.

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u/Zandrick 26d ago

What views?

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u/kidkolumbo 26d ago

I bet he's using an alt.

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u/Captain_Nipples 26d ago

81 X 7 nefew..

He did an AMA back when he was Snoop Lion and posted fairly regularly.

So did William Shatner.. Then he pointed out how racist Reddit was. Which was true.

It's changed a lot since then.. but there was a lot of casual racism all over it

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u/MrMilkyaww 26d ago

Omg I forgot about the snooplion phase, man was truly out of this world at that point

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u/i_give_you_gum 26d ago

Hell there's still a crapload of casual racism on this platform, it's just interwoven with political stances now

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u/Alaira314 26d ago

It's not so much the fact that casual racism(/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/endorsements of terrorism/etc) exists on reddit that bothers me. I mean, it does in a way, but I realize that it exists in the world and therefore it's going to exist on reddit as well; while I don't like it, it doesn't disturb me. It's that it gets so many upvotes! Being able to anonymously push posts up like that really brings out the asshole in people. Those comments wouldn't get near the amount of upvotes they do if which users upvoted it were publicly viewable.

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u/i_give_you_gum 26d ago

Well, yeah when I say on this platform, I mean on the front page

It annoys me when somebody posts some random piece of nazi paraphernalia, and says something like my grandfather brought this back from the war etc. etc.

Like I dont care, I dont want to see a human lampshade either, there's more interesting content in the world than a nazi belt buckle or whatever

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u/EarthtoGeoff 26d ago

Also a mod of several subs including /r/trees

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u/hypnoganja 26d ago

Go read his AMA, it's the best. My favorite is still his response to someone asking him if he likes trains: "I like Cadillacs"

Pure gold.

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u/SteinfeldFour 26d ago

He was actually a moderator for a couple subreddits too lmao. Unsurprisingly one of the subreddits was /r/trees

*edit: I just checked and snoop is still listed as a moderator over at /r/trees

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u/BeltfedOne 26d ago

Me too.

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u/LJ-Rubicon 26d ago

Was, back when Reddit was good. Now it just a cesspool

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u/DanHam117 26d ago

The thing I’ve always liked about Reddit is that across all 9 years I’ve been on here, it’s always been possible to find a good space somewhere. The default subs have been contentious and questionable for as long as I can remember but if you look hard enough, somewhere on here is a subreddit that will be what you need it to be

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u/madeamashup 26d ago

I keep thinking about leaving reddit and then I connect to something incredible that I never would found otherwise. Like I come on with a question about car maintenance and meet a retired mechanic with a lot of time on his hands who knows more about my specific model than anyone else on Earth and wants to walk me through diagnosis step-by-step and give me maintenance advice.

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u/DanHam117 26d ago

Absolutely. I’m not saying this place is paradise, it definitely has its problems, but the reason I keep coming back is because I find little slices of internet awesomeness in between all the bullshit

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u/mooimafish3 26d ago

Yep, default subs have been trash for a decade. It's the niche subs that make Reddit good

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u/Alaira314 26d ago

In many ways, the default subs have gotten better over the 10~ years I've been on reddit. For all the talk about how much racism, sexism, transphobia, etc gets spread here - and it does, don't get me wrong - it used to be so much worse. And you were afraid to call it out, because that would paint a target on your back and then you'd get downvoted/bullied for it, so it usually went almost entirely unchallenged. That culture has significantly lessened, to the point where I'm comfortable confronting those kinds of posts because the odds of facing significant retaliation are fairly low anymore.

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u/papermaker83 26d ago

And yet, here you are, swimming with the rest of us.

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u/Ohiolongboard 26d ago

I feel that, back when AMAs had actual good celebrities

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u/FiveInchesIsAverage 26d ago edited 26d ago

Looking back, once Victoria was shown the door this entire place took a massive nosedive

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u/Lemon_Visual 26d ago

Damn that’s someone I have thought about in a long time

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/FiveChairs 26d ago

Yup, 2011 and same

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u/newluna 26d ago

Last commented 7 years ago, ouch

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u/Scottamus 26d ago

Can't reach the keyboard.

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u/P_SG 26d ago

Ouch, baby. Very ouch. Bravo

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u/Theboomman 26d ago

Damn I thought this was Omar.

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u/Lingonfrost 26d ago

You best not miss

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u/ProjectKushFox 26d ago

Oh, indeed.

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u/idk-about-all-that 26d ago

All in the game, yo

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u/greenbabyshit 26d ago

I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase

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u/Cptcuddles696969 26d ago

Plz post picture of lj rubicon

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u/F-18Bro 26d ago

Now put tiny snoop next to noodle legs Kevin.

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u/BunnyKnuckles 26d ago

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u/nightpanda893 26d ago

It’s amazing how each photo manages to amuse me just as much as the one before.

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI 26d ago

I love that in the past 30 years, Snoop has gone from a gangsta rapper to a substitute English professor...who also makes a mean lobster Thermidor.

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u/doomrabbit 26d ago

Prison really changed Martha Stewart, she even got Snoop to join her gang.

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u/dusktilhon 26d ago

There was a thing a while back where Snoop had some sort of beef with some SoundCloud rapper or whatever, and all the GenZ kids were like "how is the guy who bakes cookies gonna front" and all us Millenials realized that GenZ kids were too young to remember the time that Snoop straight up killed a guy.

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u/theaveragemaryjanie 26d ago

TIL that Millennials think they know Snoop.

~Gen X

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u/_youmadbro_ 26d ago edited 26d ago

the circle is now complete: https://i.imgur.com/wRU2wOJ.jpg

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u/KydDynoMyte 26d ago edited 26d ago

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u/tabgrab23 26d ago

Someone edited snoop’s earring lmao

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u/KydDynoMyte 26d ago

I accidentally clicked when trying to resize in paint. I noticed too late :)

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u/JiveTurkey1983 26d ago

This thread is a gift that never stops giving

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u/Last_Exile0 26d ago

Do a face swap on the original image!

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u/_youmadbro_ 26d ago edited 26d ago

oh, I just saw you requested this, here You go, I hate it: https://i.imgur.com/wRU2wOJ.jpg

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u/BoomChocolateLatkes 26d ago

Hey Buzzfeed, include me in the screenshot when you post this in an article tomorrow.

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u/sh1nycat 26d ago

Idk, it works in a weird way

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u/_youmadbro_ 26d ago

I had to scale down snoops head by 3% in size, and kevins head 3% up! Before that, it was... very weird

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u/taRANnntarantarann 26d ago

Huh. So it looks like Snoop's coolness is all in his body (language)?

Still love it tho! Thanks!

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u/DVersusWild 26d ago

Now it just looks like kevin plays for the Lakers

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u/pretty_jimmy 26d ago

Oh, good request!

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u/yur_mom 26d ago

Now have them morph into dogs like that Snoop video from the 90's

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u/pretty_jimmy 26d ago

This needs more upvotes. Please turn then into dogs.make it look as cheap as humanly possible to make it extra 90s

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u/kftgr2 26d ago

Easier to swap heads at this point

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u/Nathanexplzn 26d ago

I really hope someone does this.

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u/iRoyalo 26d ago

Let me know if someone does this

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u/ULostMyUsername 26d ago

Here ya go!

Edit: I swear I'll remember the brackets some day.

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u/iRoyalo 26d ago

Lmfao thanks

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u/nuorigin 26d ago

Somebody said his legs look like pipe cleaners.

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u/metnavman 26d ago

Someone needs to tweet that back to him. I guarantee they'd get a fuckin' kick out of it.

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u/JSKNY2201 26d ago

He’s actually on Reddit, u/here_comes_the_king

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u/TurboShorts 26d ago edited 26d ago

"He's on reddit"

Last post: 3 years ago

Edit: touché, you don't have to post to be "on reddit"

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u/Sw4rmlord 26d ago

People lurk for years

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u/ImAOneTrackLover 26d ago

Yeah, my first couple years on reddit I didn't say a thing.

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u/aedroogo 26d ago

Well I for one miss the peace and quiet.

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u/iNfAMOUS70702 26d ago

Same...been on Reddit for 9 years and didn't say shit for the longest

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u/BakerTheOptionMaker 26d ago

Seems like you're not a OneTrackPerson :)

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u/Dankmaster619 26d ago

Reddit custom profile pic was a thing just a year ago I believe. No?.

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u/Alchemyst19 26d ago

Hasn't been active in three years though.

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u/k-NE 26d ago

Probably got high and forgot his password. Then said "ah fuck it"

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u/XediDC 26d ago

...and a moderator of 4 subs.

And an investor: https://www.newsweek.com/meet-reddits-newest-investor-snoop-dogg-274897

Interestingly, he hasn't posted in 3 years, but became a moderator of r/art only a year ago....

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u/karltee 26d ago

Why aint snoop got no hips? Haha

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u/i_forget_my_userids 26d ago

Blowed off by a japanman's machine gun

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u/JessTheGardener 26d ago

Omg thank you for that belly laugh. You are amazing

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u/sageritz 26d ago

Why isn’t this higher up 😂

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u/SenD1990 26d ago

Well, they're quite short tbh...

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u/xkawika 26d ago

fuck. take the upvote

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u/CreativeSobriquet 26d ago

You're now moderator of /r/dadjokes

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u/Aaaandiiii 26d ago

Thanks. Now I'm fired for laughing too much.

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u/sageritz 26d ago

Goddamnit… 😂

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u/Eskimoobob 26d ago

Everyone who has seen it has since died from laughter.

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u/SnkEyes 26d ago

If they setup the proper safety conditions they can develop it into a weapon to use against the Germans.

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u/Eskimoobob 26d ago

whispers they're our allies now.

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u/Herry_Up 26d ago

Currently planning my funeral

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u/5treko 26d ago

Because he had to make him shorter, duh... (Sorry, had to.)

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u/Lil-Wan 26d ago

It is literally at the top

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u/DystopianFigure 26d ago

Brah you removed that snoop dick 😅

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u/Cha-Le-Gai 26d ago

Yea, Snoop's thigh gap is unsettling

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u/Bergerac1982 26d ago

WTF? How Kevin Hart look basically normal at 5'3" but Snoop looks like he should be teaching charms at Hogwarts.

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u/OnlyBiasedSometimes 26d ago

Snorting in a meeting is a good way to find out you weren't muted, so thanks

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u/snerz 26d ago

OP's made me chuckle, but this one made me laugh

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u/winwithaneontheend 26d ago

Best thing on the internet today

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u/Snappel 26d ago

Now do one where Kevin is tall and Snoop is short.

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u/GenericAtheist 26d ago

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we needed. Wow.

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u/TheRealBigDave 26d ago

I didn’t know I could love Snoop even more than I did.

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u/billbacon 26d ago

well done!

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u/productivenef 26d ago

Holy fuck I’m fucking dying help me

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u/birdonthetide 26d ago

He looks like Danny DeVito now!

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u/me_martn 26d ago

Yeah this looks better, in the other picture it’s like he has 4 knees

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u/Zwelph 26d ago

Good Job, you know Snoop was tickled

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u/RebbDumont 26d ago

IM CRYING STOPPP

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u/ptsdexpert 26d ago

Kevin should reply with this

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u/fuckincare 26d ago

This is funnier.

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u/Elzerythen 26d ago

If I had some gold to give you. This is perfect timing haha!

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u/KillinTheBusiness 26d ago

Mike Wazowski lookin ass

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u/sleeplessinoblivion 26d ago

Wow i didnt know that snoop can tie his shoes without bending forward.

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u/pidgeonhorse 26d ago

He looks like Warwick Davies

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u/Soddington 26d ago

Oompizzle Loompizzle

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u/mackafat 26d ago

Why snoop got flippers on tho

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u/philliperod 26d ago

Ok. Now, make Kevin tall and keep Snoop short.

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u/FE4R_0F_Z0MBIES 26d ago

He has Sideshow Bob feet

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u/redditshy 26d ago

Someone needs to get this to them! Funny. Also there should be one of Snoop shrunken, and Kevin stretched.

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u/Shopworn_Soul 26d ago

I like this one way better

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u/rustle_branch 26d ago

Would you rather fight one snoop sized kevin hart or 100 kevin hart sized snoops

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u/Presently_Absent 26d ago

Let's get this to /u/here_comes_the_king - maybe tag him in your post too?

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u/TroublesomeMuffin 26d ago

Send this shit to Kevin hart

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Mike Drosowski

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u/HighPriestofShiloh 26d ago

For some reason this makes Kevin Hart look like he was photoshopped into the picture

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u/TheyMightBePilgrims 26d ago

Now do tiny Snoop and tall Kevin Hart.

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u/GuyWithTheStalker 26d ago

Hmmm... The perfect man.

145 pounds. 80" reach. An absolute monster.

We can build this. The science is there. Excellent prototype, my man.

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u/paynehouse 26d ago

Lol send this to Kevin Hart for him to post

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u/HelloweenCapital 26d ago

Do tall Kevin little Snoop please

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u/goblue21 26d ago

Snoop DeVito?

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u/TacoNomad 26d ago

whoop, you just lopped off his femurs.

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u/attheend90 26d ago

Snoop puppy

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u/happyboyc7 26d ago

Dope, can u enlarge their heads?

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u/mdsjhawk 26d ago

Leaving the big feet was glorious, well done

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u/Rawrey 26d ago

Send it to Kevin.

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u/Floppypowercord 26d ago

Send that to Kev’s IG lmao it would be god tier if he posted it

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u/0nel0c0 26d ago

Send this to Kevin hart and tell him to post it

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u/brusalise 26d ago

Goddamn it i wasted my silver on the wrong post.

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u/Broad-Atmosphere-578 26d ago

Someone send this to Kevin hart .

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u/Skittles_the_Dawn 26d ago

That version is just called snoop dog

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