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u/getouddaheeya 5d ago

In my last apt complex, there was a guy in a wheelchair who would let his dog pull him at top speed through the parking lot at night. 11/10 post open to close entertainment.

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u/ImS0hungry 5d ago

I’ve done the same on my bike with my lab. Urban Dog Sledding

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u/BaronCapdeville 5d ago

That dog is living his best life.

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u/OkCap4896 5d ago

and the woman

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u/LifesComplaint 5d ago

They are both living their best life!!

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u/cweedishef 5d ago

What a good little floofy woman that is, as well!

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u/yunivor 5d ago

That woman is living her best life!

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u/FeelingSurprise 5d ago

And that dog!

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u/FannyNob 5d ago

What a good little floofy dog that is

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u/Antact 5d ago

They are both living their best life!!

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u/lemoinem 5d ago

What a doog little floofy god that is!

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u/Melzfaze 5d ago

lol not sure I e ever heard a German shepherd being called floofy lol I like it

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u/f16f4 5d ago

The short haired ones aren’t very floofy. The long haired ones on the other hand are about 50% floof by volume

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u/FoxyCFox36 5d ago

I have a German Shepard that is part chow. This derp is 125% floof per volume. So. Much. Floof.

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u/Bigboodybud 5d ago

Can confirm. Met one yesterday and I didn’t even know what kinda dog it was at first. Very floof

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u/ohheyitslaila 5d ago

Even the short haired type of German shepherds have super floofy butts. It’s pretty funny and cute.

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u/coffee_badger 5d ago

We have a German Shep, and one of my wife's nicknames for him is "Lil Floof." Of course she likes nicknames, so he's also Lil Blep, Scrunch, Lil Dooch, etc.

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u/dctu1 5d ago

Each one of those nicknames tells me that your Shepard has a mixtape and it’s absolute 🔥

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u/Melzfaze 5d ago

I have a Jack chi mix and a labrabull.

Both have such short hair they are cold all the time living thru this winter so far.

So we put sweaters on them.

Ones name is Pippin and we call her pip or pippylongstockings, Pip be nimble, pip be quick,

The other is Charlie, who goes by miss wigglebutt, Char, horse, and chewbaca (when she is playing she sounds spot on exactly like chewbaca)

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u/CantaloupeMoney9906 5d ago

Yeah this is just one of those rare moments of pure, actual, real goodness.

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u/andreasbeer1981 5d ago edited 5d ago

and my axe!

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u/alchn 5d ago

For sure, just look at the empty pizza box on the floor.

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u/jingowatt 5d ago

I hope he didn’t eat garlic!

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u/corkyskog 5d ago

Why? Is a little bit if garlic something I need to be concerned about? My dog is a goat.

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u/The_Raven1022 5d ago

Garlic causes vomiting and diarrhea to dogs. Possibly can be fatal if enough is ingested

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u/blackpancakestorm 5d ago

Now I want a night job and a dog

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u/Gorthaurl 5d ago

Night Shift at 14:22?

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u/kpchronic 5d ago

More like: “Dog Day Afternoon.”

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u/bloodfist 5d ago

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u/Tobias---Funke 5d ago

I just got their album "Ghosts" for £2.48 delivered off ebay on your recommendation.

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u/tplusx 5d ago

u/bloodfist quick set up Instagram and tiktok, you're an influencer!

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u/chrisrobweeks 5d ago

I remember them from college! Here's a really weird interview with them.

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u/bloodfist 4d ago

That was hilarious! I lost it when he told the cab driver to drive into the East River lol.

Discovered them at edgefest, a festival put on by that radio station they mention! Dude did an acoustic set around a campfire that was fucking unreal. Everyone who saw it became an instant fan. Chatted with them for a bit, super nice. Saw them again like a year later, there were a bunch of people from the campfire there and the singer still remembered me and my girlfriend, it was crazy. Like a reunion from the festival. So fun. Amazing show.

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u/Garcia1976 5d ago

Did not know I needed that this morning. Thanks

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u/firnien-arya 5d ago

Downvote OP for the lies in the title. Smh

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u/matomo23 5d ago

Clearly posted by an American.

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u/James-W-Tate 5d ago

Wtf, my clock only goes up to 12!

14 must be hella late

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u/shayen7 5d ago

It's in metric time

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u/Ladd75 5d ago

Right, because Americans don't understand basic military time. Good one.

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u/James-W-Tate 5d ago

I use 24-hour clocks on all my devices.

I'm constantly surprised by the number of people that tell me they don't know what time it is after 12pm.

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u/matomo23 5d ago

In the UK (as in all of Europe) we don’t know any different. Everything defaults to the 24hr clock though verbally we use 12hrs usually.

So we don’t think about it. But even if you have to think about it it’s obvious as it just carries on past 12 (midday), as you say.

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u/James-W-Tate 5d ago

I'm in the US but I started using a 24 hour clock after I joined the military. I've been out for years but never stopped using it because it just makes more sense to me.

I'm also ride or die for the day-month-year date format. Month-day-year is absurd.

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u/baipliew 5d ago

Just…why? Both of those formats are absurd. Clearly year-month-day is the best format. Everything automatically aligns perfectly when dealing with ridiculous numbers of dated files.

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u/IlikeJG 5d ago edited 5d ago

Year-Month-day is best for databases sure, but other formats are better for everyday use (not that any of this really matters, they are all fine).

Personally day-month-year where the month is written out in letters is my format of choice. Such as 24Nov2022. It is completely unambiguous and can never be mistaken by anyone (other formats could potentially cause confusion when the day is 12 or less since it could be mistaken for the month).

Also generally the day is the most important bit of information for everyday use so it's best to have it first. The year is the least important part.

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u/IlikeJG 5d ago

I went back to using the 12 hour clock after I got out because I tired of all of the blank stares when I said "so and so is happening at 1600". Of course most people either know or can figure out what time that means but enough can't that it makes it annoying.

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u/Summerie 5d ago

Month-day-year is absurd.

It kind of depends on the setting. For instance when I'm filing or referring to paperwork at the office, month gets you in the ballpark, then day hones you in. Since you're only really dealing with files that are active for a couple months, the year probably the least referenced number. The order works well for me.

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u/Querez 5d ago

And as a non-American, I use 12-hour clocks on all my devices. It's just easier to understand.

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u/Kindnexx 5d ago

It’s Europe, it’s 14:22 AM.

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u/Gorthaurl 5d ago

Not sure if you’re serious or trolling.

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u/Kindnexx 5d ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/maz-o 5d ago

How can you not

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u/Gorthaurl 5d ago

Not enough coffee.

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u/the_short_viking 5d ago

In Russia it's always night.

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u/GreenAvocado1001 4d ago

If this were in Australia, they would have been spinning in the other direction.

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u/arcalumis 5d ago

More like a Covid shift, I had a bunch of those myself. It's odd to have nothing to for an entire day but still be at work.

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u/MaxHamburgerrestaur 5d ago

Covid shift on March 2022?

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u/TheIronSven 5d ago

Ironically, Covid reached its all-time peak during that time. It completely dwarfed last year.

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u/Noxvenator 5d ago

I have never seen an old DVR that has its clock setup.

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u/eggmonster 5d ago

This isn’t a DVR though. It’s recorded CCTV footage which you definitely do and in most cases would have the correct time set. These things tend to be introduced as evidence and having the correct time stamps further solidifies that evidence.

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u/Noxvenator 5d ago

Forgive my ignorance, but this might be a bit of a language barrier. Here where I live we call those DVRs, don't you record CCTV (Closed Circuit TVs) footage with DVRs? (Digital Video Recorder)? Or is it a different thing all together.

AFAIK, here we also use it as evidence when you recorded something, but you can get the real date by figuring out the difference in the present time and the date in the recorder and getting that "delta".

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u/The_Freight_Train 5d ago

You are correct.

CCTV denotes the entire system, while DVR is the recording component of the system.

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u/eggmonster 5d ago

May or may not. You’re correct DVR stands for Digital Video Recorder. Maybe it’s just because I’m in my mid 30s now, but the implication when I read DVR is recorded television or cable.

In most cases an individual isn’t setting up these systems up and, yes, you could easily show time deltas, but any professional setting up a surveillance system is going to make sure the time is right. Time not being right is just another thing a lawyer could prod at to cast doubt or unreliability. Probably not a big deal though as any reasonable person, like in your original post hasn’t set time on their oven clocks, cars, digital cameras, or whatever.

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u/Trogdor420 5d ago

No, he is correct. A DVR is used to record ANY video digitally. It's in the name.

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u/Skragdush 5d ago

It’s always night shift when the job is shit

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u/3Fatboy3 5d ago

It's two night shifts combined.

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u/PastelFlamingo150 5d ago

It gets dark early this time of year

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u/acqz 5d ago

Maybe their time is backwards like their date and it's actually 10:14pm.

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u/MaxHamburgerrestaur 5d ago

It's totally mm:hh format. You can even see that in the first seconds a whole hour passed.

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u/Ninja_Geek-27 5d ago

As if you could possibly think month/day/year is more logical than day/month/year. Yours is unbridled chaos and ours is clean and logical

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u/whiskey5hotel 5d ago

Year-month-day is the only way!! And that is with a four digit year.

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u/TrackXII 5d ago

That's what I use for file names because it sorts chronologically.

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u/darudesandstrom 5d ago

This one speaks the truth.

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u/TheFreakish 5d ago

This is the way.

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u/one-oh 5d ago

It makes me sad that I won't be around for the y10k problem.

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u/MikoSkyns 5d ago

My computer and spreadsheet software insist on formatting everything as month/day/year and it's bloody maddening.

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u/Ninja_Geek-27 5d ago

I've had to suffer with this in work. I tend to spend far too much of my time digging deep to work out how to change it to the correct format

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u/Hot_Organization2430 5d ago

Yall hiring?

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u/amandawinit247 5d ago

Are you applying for the dog position?

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u/JellyfishSpecial6734 5d ago

I was thinking more of the chair position

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u/MulleDK19 5d ago

You wanna be the chair man of the organisation?

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u/JellyfishSpecial6734 5d ago

No I meant I want her to sit on me

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u/Dann_Gerouss 5d ago

What a pervert!... Wanna be friends?

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u/CharlieVermin 5d ago

omg i hope she's as blurry irl as she is in this recording 😍😍😍

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u/STEAM_TITAN 5d ago

Just need one more chair, then I will have 3 chairs

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u/nkolov 5d ago

Dog: "who is on a leash now!"

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u/Holmes02 5d ago

“nO DoN’t PoOp HeRe, PoOp On ThAt OlD CraNky BasTaRd mR. hEnDeRsOn’S YaRd. ThAt WiLl ShOw HiM…HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HOOMAN?!!!?”

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u/Insighteternal 5d ago

I work at an emergency animal hospital. I’m trying this next time a staff member brings in their dog 😁

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u/ampjk 5d ago

Need a lot of room it's quiet fun

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u/Eusocial_Snowman 5d ago

I promise you this is not quiet.

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u/humplick 5d ago

Invest in some new castors. My wife got ones that are basically individual roller-blade wheels. Much smoother and quieter.

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u/Pointlessnom 5d ago

I hope that dog got a turn on the chair.

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u/khizoa 5d ago

Would be rude if he didn't

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u/Doctor_M_Toboggan 5d ago

My GSD’s favorite game is tug. Now all I need is a large marble floor.

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u/artaru 5d ago

Frozen lake?

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u/omgihatemylifepoo 5d ago

dont even need a chair then!

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u/jakart3 5d ago

Basketball court

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u/jerryeight 5d ago

Hotel lobby

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u/heep1r 5d ago

"Please use exit in south wing as the lobby is closed for our biannual office chair racing tournament."

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u/LjSpike 5d ago

That would be a fuckin amazing sport.

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u/ZsaFreigh 5d ago

And after the lobby is the after party

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u/EthanG_07 5d ago edited 2d ago

they really know how to apply downforce

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u/MacabreFox 5d ago

Sounds crazy but my 28lb corgi will rip your arm off. That little dude is all butt muscles and he knows how to use them.

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u/fanl 5d ago

Corgis are just tubes of muscle. Trying to flip one is like wrestling a shark.

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u/khaeen 5d ago

It's instinct. Their bodies were built by evolution to be able to bite, pull down to the ground, and shake.

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u/SuumCuique1011 5d ago

"A tale as old as time, A song as old as rhyme...."

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u/Unit_79 5d ago

Dog is tugging leash.

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u/cicitk 5d ago

Amazing

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u/Dann_Gerouss 5d ago

"A chair as trong as plastic, a dog as strong as a German shepherd" ...

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u/GrBBabu 5d ago

brb doing this with my dog.

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u/hospitallers 5d ago edited 4d ago

All this arguing about whether it really is night shift or COVID shift, yet no one is going to talk about how these are at least two different occasions?

Girl has a black top one minute and a white top the next.

Geez if you’re going to nitpick a video do it properly.

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u/Yabruh88 5d ago

She got hot so she took off her sweatshirt.

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u/Cchooktails 5d ago

I have a chair with wheels which is specially for people with walking difficulties, to use in their home (not a wheelchair). My dog plays the same game, it's actually really funny. The moment he realized he could make me go in different directions we always end up neer the snacks or the toys.

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u/simplisticwords 5d ago

Priorities, man!

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u/cvalda27 5d ago

That's 2pm. Still very cute tho and looks like a lot of fun!

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u/AlexGaming26 5d ago

🎶You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round🎶

🎶Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round🎶

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u/L7Dan 5d ago

That's a good little floofy pup!

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u/DamnTheseGlasses 5d ago

He is living his best life!

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u/Harpeski 5d ago

'night shift'... At 2 pm

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u/Curleysound 5d ago

Not quite as good, but I used to run the master control at a local TV station. After the news, everyone would go home but me. 1/2 hour later, when Cheers reruns were over, I'd put on a TV cut of some movie, and my buddy would show up with a 12 pack. Good times.

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u/HaViNgT 5d ago

Next time just mute the video.

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u/TheHoly_Coast 5d ago

When you realize they aren't the same day

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u/Coyotebruh 5d ago

14:22, its 2 in the afternoon

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u/babaroga73 5d ago

There's even a window in the background showing that it is daylight .

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u/mrtoaster95 5d ago

I can't say anything other than so fucking CUTE

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u/DioLuki 5d ago

So this is the thing people call happiness

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u/doyoulikemynewcar 5d ago

Finally a fun video where nothing breaks and nobody gets hurt

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u/EBMcQ 5d ago

Wait…. When did she change her shirt? Why is no one else commenting or noticing…?

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u/GeshtiannaSG 5d ago

I just assumed she did the same on different days.

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u/LongjumpingMonitor32 5d ago

Yeah!!! Like as if a thing called editing together clips of different attempts of this on different days and exporting them all into a singular video doesn't seem possible at all.

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u/Such_Radio8860 5d ago

This summer. Beauty and the dog ❤️

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u/Guarnerre1995 5d ago

This is so funny hahahaha

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u/jiajunyan 5d ago

Oh my god that's funny!

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u/bloopie1192 5d ago

I smiled from start to finish

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u/deathstarlag 5d ago

Love the job you have and you will never work a day in your life.

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u/thccdd 5d ago

I need like 20x this with better quality pls that was amazing

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u/shortoldfatbaldfuck 5d ago

My brother had a night shift job located beneath a mall . They could finish their job in three or four hours, so they would play street hockey, and shoot dice and smoke weed and drink .It came to an end when the upper management found out that the night manager never went to work and had a separate, full time , day job. They fired him and started showing up at odd times to catch and fire everybody for screwing around .

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u/bubblesort33 5d ago

The fact this is security camera footage makes it hilarious. I guess they got caught?

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u/gonza18 4d ago

Twitter before Elon

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u/PudgyNugget 4d ago

Night shift? Time stamp says it’s 2:22 in the afternoon…

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u/MissWeaverOfYarns 5d ago

Night shift...

Time stamp reads 14:21. 💀😂

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u/Bluitor 5d ago

As an American, she's from the future too. December 3rd 2022.

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u/the__ironwolf 5d ago

I did that on a night shift before but instead of a dog it was a forklift haha fun time until I slammed into the roller door

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u/Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM 5d ago

I never knew it was so light during night shift.

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u/fortroque 5d ago

Yes, the day shift is heavier

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u/6dnd6guy6 5d ago

just got off my night shift working front desk registration at a local hospital

may or may not have joined security in a nerf gun fight between the er staff and the acute care staff

we may or may not have been outflanked and outmaneuvered and then forced to pay for ice cream floats

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u/HyzerFlip 5d ago

Better luck next time soldier

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u/John5247 5d ago

Nightshift ? More like an empty reception during lockdown.

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u/GuardingxCross 5d ago

OSHA: heavy breathing

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u/taptapper 5d ago

...with much clutching of the pearls!

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u/einat162 5d ago

What a happy couple :-)

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u/vinod_kumar_1993 5d ago

That woman is living her best life!

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u/Sonyguyus 5d ago

The goodest chair spinning boy ever.

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u/its-good-4you 5d ago

Dogs are the best

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u/lukerowe1989 5d ago

Love this! Made my day thanks!!

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u/Parrzzival 5d ago

I was fully expecting a perfect wind up into just smashing a desk

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u/Schfifty561 5d ago

Lol that's awesome

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u/BarryMacochner 5d ago

My dog would totally do this.

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u/Historical_Mud4005 5d ago

I miss my dog 🪦 🥲

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u/Dumb_But_Pretty 5d ago

It's says it happened at 2:21pm

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u/Will_milk 5d ago

what da dog doin 🤔

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u/no_anesthesia_please 5d ago

Boss watching footage: Not even mad

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u/Zabudabuza 5d ago

It's not the night shift you can see the time it's early afternoon. How dare you lie on the Internet

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u/jaanis913 5d ago

that floor looks expensive af

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u/nadia_diaz 5d ago

Music made that perfect lol

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u/musecorn 5d ago

Lol I've done this same with my GSD wheeling around my apartment with him pulling me. Fun for everyone until you crash into the wall at full force

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u/Pollo399 5d ago

Dog be like:

"Look, look a SPINNING HUMAN"

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u/Corrven 4d ago

Night shift at 14?

2 pm?

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u/breathing_oxygen12 4d ago

Bro honestly night shift is chill as shit

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u/Amommykindofmum 4d ago

Day shift. It's 14:22 (2:22pm) in the video.

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u/thegoodtimelord 4d ago

I like how this thread has turned into a GSD floof appreciation meeting. We should all get our sheps together with a whole truckload of sticks and tug toys. I’ll bring cake.

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u/BayouMan2 4d ago

That dog is having so much fun.

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u/thenewsshowsdogs 4d ago

I hate when my dog does this

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u/ruddy3499 4d ago

When we were children my friend had a German Shepard that had us flying on our skates

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u/ErgelaDrolja 5d ago

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round🎵

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u/jordtand 5d ago

The most productive night crew I’ve ever seen

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u/Updooting_on_New 5d ago

i did this on my night shift... it was the best day of my life!

my wife is staring at me

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u/GhostDieM 5d ago

Office worker: Weeee!!!

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u/beachfindsscotland 5d ago

I want to work there!

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u/experts_badge 5d ago

This will be fun. I will try it for sure.

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u/EastBayRae 5d ago

tfw all the Redbull and Xanax hit you all at once.

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u/GoblinCanDance 5d ago

I kept thinking she was going roll straight into a wall or a table… I blame Reddit.

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u/mismi5 5d ago

If this dog was my co-woker I'd gladly come to work everyday

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u/Smart-March-7986 5d ago

I see she knows the Chicago rules of Cincinnati time-waste

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u/6rey_sky 5d ago

Ah, those must be Twitter developers.

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u/immolated_ 5d ago

Twitter before Elon:

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u/SpicyRamenClearSinus 5d ago

You can tell this comment is a troll because she isn’t holding an iced matcha.

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u/Starrun87 5d ago

I’m glad they’re having a good time at night shift. Night shift sucks

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u/ms95376 5d ago

Twitter?