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u/MediumToblerone 20d ago
It’s like Charles Boyle wrote the title of this post. “Come on man, you’ve got to know how that sounds.”
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u/AlmightyStreub 20d ago
Everything I've seen in movies tells me pigs start eating you if you fall to the ground
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u/TylerBlozak 20d ago
I’ve heard of farmers having heart attacks while doing chores around pigs, and being found eaten while subdued by the heart attack
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u/Donghoon 20d ago
While forgetting the years those pigs spent in tiny pastures and treated like a commodities.
I know some farmers do decently to their animals but a lot don't
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u/LetLoveInspire 20d ago
Lmfao swear was just about to ask this shit
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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 20d ago
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression...as greedy as a pig.
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u/JanssenFromCanada 20d ago
Don't forget to remove the teeth or it will fuck up the pigs digestion
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u/MindxFreak 20d ago
You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do ya?
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u/fullrackferg 20d ago
What's happening with the sausages Charlie?
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u/thatredditdude101 20d ago
are they lancashire pigs?
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u/Spud_Spudoni 20d ago
In the words of the Virgin Mary, come again?
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u/DarkstonePublishing 20d ago
Pigs are very docile except for some boars but mostly just large dogs that like belly rubs and being pet. Source have a pig farm.
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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 20d ago
Having fed pigs on a farm before I think you and me have different definitions of docile
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u/Scrybatog 20d ago
It depends how they are raised.
If dogs were raised to be eaten, given 0 interactions with humans besides being fed and generally treated like living lunch, they would probably eat people that fell into their pins and stopped moving too.
But a pig that's born in captivity and hand raised from infancy will be loyal. I highly doubt it would eat it's owner. It would likely starve to death like a dog rather than eat to live like a cat.
Yes cats do eat their owners. My ex was an EMT and she saw it several times, never a dog though.
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u/NeverShortedNoWhore 20d ago
I have raised Durok crosses from babies. They are so friendly my toddlers could ride them lmao. I played with them everyday and they were very tame. An unsocialized pig is something different, which is why little kids with socialized/trained GIANT FFA hogs can easily manage them in a ring with other hogs. Pigs are amazing/tasty!
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u/Donghoon 20d ago
Cats don't eat their owners.
Altho, cats are obligate carnivore unlike dogs who are nonoblivious carnist
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u/Not_A_Casual 20d ago
My friends pig is not like a dog AT ALL. It whines and screams constantly, bites and charges at people. It aggressively knocks things over and is just all around a terrible pet. It shows absolutely 0 affection and is an enormous amount of work. I have spent a month watching the thing and I have learned pigs are not good house pets.
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u/DarkstonePublishing 20d ago
Yeah I couldn't imagine having a grown pig as a pet. That sounds uncharacteristically bad though. I've never seen a pig charge or bite me or my family and have had over a few hundred and get in their pen all the time.
They are free range so maybe more room and dont learn to be as pushy?
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u/bitterberries 20d ago
I think it would require training, just as dogs do. If it's a farm pig and not a pet, there's no need to do much training.
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u/Eknoom 21d ago
This…. Is awkward
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u/GeorgeEliotsCock 21d ago
She wants to get fucked by the pig, what's the problem?
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u/Diabetesh 21d ago
I think bestiality isn't legal.
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u/GeorgeEliotsCock 21d ago
Try telling the pig that
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u/Diabetesh 21d ago
Someone on a reddit post had once suggested that if you just presented yourself and the animal mounted without your forcing or help was it really making the animal do something against its will?
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u/GeorgeEliotsCock 21d ago
Hey, people are just animals too. I don't wanna get fucked by a pig, or anything for that matter. But if someone wants to open a farm animal rescue so they can get fucked crosseyed by a pig or use a turkey as a dildo? I mean, i don't think a female duck had much choice when she gets fucked to death by a gang of male ducks, either. It's not worse than that.
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u/Diabetesh 21d ago
How does one use a turkey as a dildo?
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u/smalltownB1GC1TY 20d ago
'You can use anything as a dildo if you're brave enough'
- Abraham Lincoln
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u/GeorgeEliotsCock 20d ago
You grease up it's gross head and neck i imagine
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u/Satadorus 20d ago
VERY low temperatures, a lot of lube, and then you just wait for your body to kinda...gobble it up.
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u/Sir_Martinelli I'm learning not to quote pedophile comments 20d ago
Every day we stray further from God's light.
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u/dirtydownstairs 21d ago
I mean really whose going to put a pig on trial!
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u/GeorgeEliotsCock 20d ago
Wasn't a pig put on trial during the french revolution?
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u/baronvonpenguin 20d ago
I think that was a cow.
Or did you mean Louis?
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u/GeorgeEliotsCock 20d ago
You're probably right. But for fun, i did find this
https://www.historytoday.com/archive/natural-histories/pigs-might-try
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u/Catsniper 21d ago
Maybe she's in Germany (or wherever it is where all you need is "consent" from the animal)
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u/olderaccount 20d ago
That he is only interested in the food in the pan and not her.
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u/Namelessgoldfish 20d ago
How? This is one of those things thats only awkward if you make it dirty for no reason
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u/inconspicuousdoor 20d ago
A lot of people here watch way too much porn and it's trained their brains to read every situation as sexual.
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u/battraman 20d ago
Yeah the Coomer meme is a bit overdone but it does describe a lot of people on this site. They are all like that one kid whose hormones went out of control in middle school and just never grew out of it.
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u/pea_are 20d ago
As someone with pigs, no freaking way.
Their hooves are like walking daggers. Without steel toe boots on, I've been left with bruises when they accidentally stepped on my feet.
Then the fact that their teeth are able to break bones, I'm not putting myself in a situation where my hands, fingers, ears, or face is mistaken for food.
When not eating or hungry, they are gentle animals, but don't mess around with animals like this with food. All my kids know not to play with them when there's food.
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u/Malik112099 20d ago
Yes. If my pig steps on your bare foot you will have an insta-bruise. Even worse if you try to yank your foot out from under them. Her little hobo teeth are sharp as fuck and she bites through dried corn like it's an M&M. She is good about her teeth and biting when you are near her mouth or feeding her snacks but there is nothing that can be done about that hoof ruining your life for the next few minutes while you limp around.
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u/PooPooDooDoo 20d ago
For anyone that hasn’t seen it, the new Nicholas Cage movie Pig is actually really good.
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u/lobsternooberg 20d ago
Looks like it cares about the pot of food , not you
This is more of you being in the way/trampled
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u/Arrow_Riddari 20d ago
I am a bit concerned. Aren’t pigs really heavy and isn’t that bad for her back/can really hurt her?
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u/patkgreen 20d ago
Laying down a human can have a lot of weight on top without any issues.
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u/OxySabbath 20d ago
Tell that to Giles Corey
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u/3226 20d ago
That's a horrible way to go. The worst was Margaret Clitherow, crushed beneath 356Kg of weight, while pregnant, with a rock beneath her back to make sure her back was broken.
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u/giggles_make_me_fart 21d ago
Not my proudest fap.
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u/Magikarp125 20d ago
I heard pigs are similar to dogs in terms of “knowledge” or however you quantify it for animals.
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u/themettaur 20d ago
Pigs are smarter than many breeds of dogs.
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u/genderbender420 20d ago
Yeah. and people will casually make bacon jokes on posts like this. Imagine making dog bacon jokes on your friend’s instagram post of their pet. Ffs.
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u/Magikarp125 20d ago
My morning brain forgot the word smarter haha
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u/Klaus0225 20d ago
I heard people are similar to pigs in terms of "knowledge" when they first wake up.
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u/themettaur 20d ago
Happens to the most good of us.
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u/theycallmek1ng 20d ago
yeah the betterest of us have it rough at short increments of temporal spans
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u/CowboyTrout 20d ago
We’re going to look back at how we treat pigs in the future. And be completely disgusted with ourselves.
Pigs aren’t stupid animals. Sheep on the other hand. Uhhhh
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u/SunnoJellyGlow 20d ago
Pigs "Love" ?
The pig is just hungry and want to get to the pot, nothing else.
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u/Edgun 20d ago
That'll do pig, that'll do.
I fuckin' said "That'll do, pig!" God damn!
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u/WonderfulRub4707 20d ago
I was just reading many accounts of pigs eating people or attempting to, when they see a human in compromised position, unable to defend themselves. Opportunist eaters they are called. I wonder if this scene was really as wholesome as the lady on the floor believed it to be.
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u/lithiun 20d ago
I always find it funny when customers ask me for grass fed pork and chicken. Like that doesn't exist. At most you've got pigs fed acorns on top of their typical diets and foraging. Chickens are pretty opportunist too. They'll eat anything that comes in front of their beaks. Corn, seeds, worms, rats, and other chickens. Blows my mind the disconnect between people and their food. Farming/agriculture should be apart of k-12 education somewhere.
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u/BanditaIncognita 20d ago
"Why would you want to eat malnourished livestock? Those animals would die if they were only fed grass. They're not cows."
I mean, I know why. Meat is a commodity to them that can be assembled just like manufactured goods. They're completely divorced from the reality of it.
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u/wrking4theclampdown 20d ago
Also food terms like "grass fed" have vague guidelines for what constitutes the definition. Most people imagine grass fed as cattle that have roamed and foraged their whole life, only being taken off the pasture to be slaughtered. Most if it is finished beef only finished on "grass" which also is a vague term. I could put a beef in a feed yard but instead of finishing on a corn or grain based diet II finish it on barley silage or even corn silage because corn is a grass. I have some of the most high protein grass there is on my ranch but if I sent a beef straight from the pasture to the table it wouldn't be palatable to Most Americans. Almost no marbling and the fat is yellow, and these are cattle selectively bred for grading choice and prime. Cattle need to be fattened for the American market and more importantly now the Chinese market and that includes "grass fed".
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u/baggachipz 21d ago
I will never understand the appeal of these.
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u/pea_are 20d ago
I don't use them, but neighbors do with mixed livestock. Their snouts are essentially giant shovels. If you have mixed herds of cattle + hogs, you don't want the hogs to turn the entire pasture into mud. They try to root up areas and it's uncomfortable, so they don't root. Or you drop all the hogs in a confinement building where they only see a 6x6 stall their entire lives.
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u/TheForgottenBadger 21d ago
General FYI, this user literally helped write the guide for how to effectively post vegan talking points on Reddit.
They repost across multiple subs every morning at the same time.
https://veganactivism.org/pages/reddit-activism
You need to use the archived version to see their accreditation, for some reason it was removed. Let's look at the page on October the 13th, 2019, at 21:32:32 UTC, freely available courtesy of the archives, and for a better Internet: https://web.archive.org/web/20191013213232/https://veganactivism.org/pages/reddit-activism
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u/elzibet 20d ago
How dare they share cute images of animals without mentioning veganism at all. But thank you for bringing up the discussion of being more compassionate towards animals!
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u/sgt0pimienta 21d ago
Oh no! God save us from the... vegans?
You're not unearthing a conspiracy, people are allowed to express their views on Reddit and you're allowed to downvote them if you disagree. There's nothing shocking about vegans or about them sharing what they think.
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u/TheForgottenBadger 21d ago edited 20d ago
I absolutely agree! It’s entirely up to you if you want to agree or not. But being vegan isn’t the issue at all. I’m just letting people know that there is an entire agenda behind the daily reposts and astroturfing coming from this account.
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u/sgt0pimienta 20d ago edited 19d ago
I think it's fair to point it out.
Although I think we should philosophize about what astroturfing really is.
If a corporate, private entity pays for a marketing campaign that looks like spontaneous, organic contributions I think it's safe to call that astroturfing.
When a civil organization, that isn't paying for marketing, has its members directly engage in a campaign... I think it gets really close to the line but I don't know if that should be considered astroturfing.
But yeah, I think not disclosing that something is said as part of an organized campaign is a bit dishonest. The Citizen's Climate Lobby guy at /r/worldnews is very transparent with the origin of his talking points and people support him for that.
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u/Forgotten_Lie 20d ago
When an civil organization, that isn't paying for marketing, has its members directly engage in a campaign... I think it gets really close to the line but I don't know if that should be considered astroturfing.
That's the definition of grass-roots organisation that corporate astroturfing attempts to mimic.
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u/TheRabidDeer 20d ago
I agree.
However, coordination from an outside site to garner upvotes is against the rules of reddit
Forming or joining a group that votes together, either on a specific post, a user's posts, posts from a domain, etc.
I suspect this is why they removed OP's username from that article as it would otherwise be perceived as encouraging upvotes for a particular user. So for now they are following the rules but there was a time when it was probably considered against the rules. I'm not a mod/admin though so I can't really say, just wanted to let you know about the rule if you were unfamiliar.
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u/pr3dato8 21d ago
Except astroturfing is an actual problem, regardless of the topic
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u/RagingFluffyPanda 20d ago
I don't think you understand what astroturfing is. She's just a single person posting videos trying to make animals more relatable and harder for people to eat.
If this were part of a huge campaign paid for or sponsored by PETA, but PETA had gone through a lot of trouble to make sure that no one knew it was from a PETA campaign, that would be astroturfing.
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u/madcaplarks 20d ago
Holy shit if you're an adult and at 30 you see a pig and it finally clicks that sausages come from an animal, you might have bigger problems to solve first
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u/jonthemaud 20d ago
I didn’t go vegan until 30. Clearly I knew I was eating animals. It just took that long to stop being able to justify it.
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u/Fluffigt 20d ago
You van intellectually know that meat comes from animals without emotionally recognizing that those animals are intelligent, self-aware beings that can feel joy, happiness, love, pain and fear just like you.
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u/madcaplarks 20d ago
I mean? Who doesn't know these things. You'd probably not be much of an intelligent self aware being ironically.
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u/Forgotten_Lie 20d ago
If it's a group of individuals without corporation sponsorship or agenda then it isn't astroturfing its simply grassroots organising which the former often attempts to disguise itself as.
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u/Ichthyologist 21d ago
I downvote this account every day. Try to say something against it and you're instantly branded an animal cruelty advocate.
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u/TheForgottenBadger 21d ago
I can’t believe they haven’t been banned for the daily astroturfing across so many subs.
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u/RuneLFox 20d ago
Oh my god, how horrible, I'm glad we're uncovering the vegan agenda. I'm going to eat 20 steaks in protest and thank god you used your detective skills for this instead of rooting out neo-nazis
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u/politirob 20d ago
who cares, veganism is benign either way, at least they're not advocating for something harmful or hateful
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u/Fit-Comfort-5768 20d ago
What the fuck did i just watch. I fucking hate reddit. Showing me some weird ass bullshit
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u/FauxPastel 20d ago
Welcome to the internet I guess. This shit doesn't even register on the weird bullshit scale.
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u/austin0matic 21d ago
This pig is literally covered in piss and shit, and now so is that woman
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u/houseat261turnerlane 21d ago
How my wife feels.