r/interestingasfuck • u/XyRow666 • Jul 21 '21

Chicken with genetic defect /r/ALL

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u/Jayer244 Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21

... and the behaviour of the chicken fits with the group

... and the chicken offspring is fertile

... and the trait is dominant

Update Comment v. 1.0.1

Changed chicken to offspring

General bugfixes

improved stability

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u/El_James_O Jul 21 '21

And that then happens for like another hundred generations.

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u/Jayer244 Jul 21 '21

... and then finds it's own ecological niche

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u/StormProjects Jul 21 '21

4 drumsticks a chicken? Sign me up!

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u/phil_parranda Jul 21 '21

No wings!? Where do I spread my barbecue sauce!?

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u/Anatar-daar Jul 21 '21

Don't worry, somewhere a chick with 4 wings was born

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u/platinums99 Jul 21 '21

But which dimension, now to find it!

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u/Anatar-daar Jul 22 '21

I'm hedging my bets on the 15th parallel mirror dimension, that place is beyond weird

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u/ohnjaynb Jul 21 '21

I love drumsticks. Flats suck.

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u/Davidunflavoured Jul 21 '21

I was driving through the countryside a couple of weeks ago and I looked out my window and noticed about 10 chickens running next to my car. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I was doing about 60 and the chickens were keeping up with me. I was getting a bit annoyed so I put my foot down and got up to 80 and the bloody chickens were still there. It was like they were taunting me so that was it. I floored it and hit 100 and there they were speeding along right next to me. There was a fork in the road and they went one way and I the other way. A bit up the road I came across a Poultry Farm and I pulled over to talk to the farmer and tell him of my experience. He told me that they have been contracted by KFC to breed 4 legged chickens as they could greatly increase their profits. I was amazed and asked him how they tasted? Don’t know he said. No ones been able to catch one yet.

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u/StormProjects Jul 21 '21

Now that's what I call, fast food.

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u/Davidunflavoured Jul 21 '21

Haha. I didn’t make that one up but I made this one up. What type of Computer do chickens own?

MacBook Air.

Say it like a chicken would.

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u/Tommysrx Jul 21 '21

That joke reminds me of the Cadbury egg commercials whore the rabbit makes chicken noises

“mwaaaak mwaaak bwak”

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u/Mr-Sgt Jul 21 '21

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/natnew32 Jul 21 '21

I know it's a joke/probably a copypasta but FYI most farmers don't like their animals exercising a lot, more exercise = more muscle = tends not to taste as good. Can't remember where I saw this.

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u/Davidunflavoured Jul 21 '21

Mmmm yep it’s a joke. But it took me a good six minutes to thumb type.