I was driving through the countryside a couple of weeks ago and I looked out my window and noticed about 10 chickens running next to my car. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I was doing about 60 and the chickens were keeping up with me. I was getting a bit annoyed so I put my foot down and got up to 80 and the bloody chickens were still there. It was like they were taunting me so that was it. I floored it and hit 100 and there they were speeding along right next to me.
There was a fork in the road and they went one way and I the other way.
A bit up the road I came across a Poultry Farm and I pulled over to talk to the farmer and tell him of my experience.
He told me that they have been contracted by KFC to breed 4 legged chickens as they could greatly increase their profits.
I was amazed and asked him how they tasted?
Don’t know he said. No ones been able to catch one yet.
I know it's a joke/probably a copypasta but FYI most farmers don't like their animals exercising a lot, more exercise = more muscle = tends not to taste as good. Can't remember where I saw this.
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u/Davidunflavoured Jul 21 '21
I was driving through the countryside a couple of weeks ago and I looked out my window and noticed about 10 chickens running next to my car. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I was doing about 60 and the chickens were keeping up with me. I was getting a bit annoyed so I put my foot down and got up to 80 and the bloody chickens were still there. It was like they were taunting me so that was it. I floored it and hit 100 and there they were speeding along right next to me. There was a fork in the road and they went one way and I the other way. A bit up the road I came across a Poultry Farm and I pulled over to talk to the farmer and tell him of my experience. He told me that they have been contracted by KFC to breed 4 legged chickens as they could greatly increase their profits. I was amazed and asked him how they tasted? Don’t know he said. No ones been able to catch one yet.