r/interestingasfuck • u/XyRow666 • Jul 21 '21

Chicken with genetic defect /r/ALL

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u/dapoorv Jul 21 '21

I would rather eat the chicken because more leg pieces.

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u/Alloy_Br0nya Jul 21 '21

Crossbreed chicken with spiders

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u/TesseractToo Jul 21 '21

That's a good idea but only if it makes a web and stares at everyone from the web and when you approach it goes "Bwak-AWWWW!" and startles you

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u/Tetrid16 Jul 21 '21

This barn hasn't been cleaned in years! Look at the chicken-webs everywhere!

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u/cooked_fetus_pp Jul 21 '21

Suddenly a giant spider chicken appears 10 feet tall chasing you into the field

And happy cake day

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u/Tetrid16 Jul 21 '21

Thanks!

Do you think I can use the cake as bait to escape spider-hen?

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u/TesseractToo Jul 21 '21

Yes they love cake but not chocolate it could make them sick.

Siderchicken is now my pet and my horse so be nice to her

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u/Tetrid16 Jul 21 '21

Chicken-friendly cake it is, then!

I hope you have a suitable sadle to ride her

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u/TesseractToo Jul 21 '21

Yeah it will take some designing, I'm thinking of modifying one of those new treeless saddles that might fit her better and some kind of bitless bridle of course

and the cake will be corn and worm flavour

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u/Tetrid16 Jul 21 '21

May I suggest adding some flies for icing? For the spider-half

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u/TesseractToo Jul 21 '21

I would train that chicken spider to be my horse

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u/cooked_fetus_pp Jul 21 '21

Ma'm you can't bring that in here

who are you to say that

I. I AM THE MANAGER!!!!

Insert epic fight scene

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u/TesseractToo Jul 21 '21

But I just wanted two Wendy burgers, one for me and one for my horse, Karen.

Now she has a name.

All cower in terror from the Spiderchicken mount, SuperKaren!

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u/nechromorph Jul 21 '21

*cockwebs

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u/Tetrid16 Jul 21 '21

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