r/interestingasfuck • u/XyRow666 • Jul 21 '21

Chicken with genetic defect /r/ALL

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u/Punishbot01 Jul 21 '21

It's a griffin

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u/Gilgameshbrah Jul 21 '21

It's evolving to its next natural stage.

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u/Walouisi Jul 21 '21

In a sense, you aren't wrong. Evolution is mutations + natural selection. Most don't, but if this one conferred a reproductive advantage, you could get a burgeoning population of quadruped chickens.

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u/fistycouture Jul 21 '21

So you're saying that evolution will provide more drumsticks?

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u/Walouisi Jul 21 '21

What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?

Everybody gets a drumstick at thanksgiving.

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u/switchbuffet Jul 21 '21

Cross an octopus with a Japanese school girl…

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u/Falcrist Jul 21 '21

You get a Hokusai print.

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u/Itachiispain Jul 21 '21

Ba Dum Tish 🗿

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u/Living-in-liberty Jul 21 '21

Thanks Monsanto

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u/Alarid Jul 21 '21

I have more than 8 people attending though.

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u/MoistZwiebel Jul 21 '21

Or no drumsticks, everyone gets a tentacle while Dad carves the turkeys body.

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u/vvindfallprophet Jul 21 '21

A stern warning from the animal husbandry ethics board and immediate revocation of your grant funding.

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u/SchizophrenicJack Jul 22 '21

They're cowards

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u/NotACyclopsHonest Jul 22 '21

Really? All I got was a stern rebuke and reduced funding…

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u/erykthebat Jul 22 '21

A notification from the ethics board and cessation of all funding

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u/Explorer200 Jul 21 '21

We need more wings

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u/Odd-Ad-900 Jul 21 '21

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

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u/InvestigatorUnfair19 Jul 21 '21

I was hoping for more wings

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u/Forge__Thought Jul 21 '21

"Now, sublime creature, defecate your own to-go box!"

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u/Oregongrown96 Jul 22 '21

Yes ! But at what cost ! That would mean no more buffalo wings !

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u/Scheming_Deming Jul 21 '21

Could ... could provide more drumsticks.

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u/Nemo_K Jul 21 '21

Please don't give KFC any ideas