r/me_irl 4d ago

me irl

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u/StickyHams 4d ago

Bro wasn't getting chewed out hard enough already on Fortnite by teenagers.

It cuts deep.

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u/Sugarbear23 4d ago

I'll never forget my roommate getting destroyed by kids on Fortnite lmao. I used to tell him it's best to play muted but he never listened. It got so bad once and dude was legit close to crying.

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u/dharkan 4d ago

It's nothing to be ashamed of actually. Reflexes deteriorate with age. Kids are so much better at fps than young adults.

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u/Sugarbear23 4d ago

Yeah but then getting into a war of words with them was a very bad idea. I used to tell him to just mute them but he never listened.

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u/SomeTakeItQuiet 4d ago

One thing I’ve learned is that if you’re arguing with teenagers, you’ve already lost.

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u/IterationFourteen 4d ago

Or, if you enjoy arguing with teenagers, you've already won!

Follow your passions guys and gals, no shame!

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u/MisterGone5 4d ago

The Shapiro special

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u/Maddiystic 4d ago

Use what you have to your advantage. He’s an adult, and they’re kids? Congrats, it’s time for fatherly role-play. Every insult, reply in the best dad voice, “Wow! Way to go, champ!”, “Good shot, buddy!”, “Haha, you got me! Good job, son!”, and even fake some tears and say how proud of them you are.

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u/BoMPED131 4d ago

Does this actually work?

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u/CornWallacedaGeneral 4d ago

It fucks them up that a guy they tried dissing online is a better dad than their real dad 😂😂😂😂

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u/Maddiystic 4d ago

In my experience? Yes. This shit is effective. If they’re a funnier or have good spirits, they might even join in jokingly. Then a negative experience becomes a positive one, and also genuinely hilarious.

If anything, it just craps back on them kids, and becomes funny to anyone watching, and you didn’t sink to their level/get frustrated or upset.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 4d ago

Dude it doesn’t deteriorate that quickly. All y’all 20 somethings these days talk like you’re geriatric already. Reaction time starts slooooooowly increasing in your mid 20s.

The issue is going to usually be the fact that younger people usually spend a lot more time playing the same shit over and over so they’re more practiced.

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u/TwatsThat 4d ago

Yeah, any slight advantage that a kid would have in reaction is going to be completely obliterated by the increased ability a young adult has to assess the situation and strategize, assuming similar amounts of time playing the game.

I could be wrong because I don't really follow eSports but I don't believe it's as common for actual children to be the top player of a game instead of a young adult.

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u/burf 4d ago

I used to be pretty good at FPS games and I can tell you my reflexes were probably somewhere in the middle of the bell curve. It’s definitely as much about anticipation as it is about reaction.

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u/nobodycool1234 4d ago

Also adults have way more to do than play video games. I used to be good before kids and a full time job, now my average survival time before respawn is about 18 seconds.

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u/Totes_mc0tes 4d ago

I was able to play fortnite before they had the practice/sandbox mode. After that it became impossible to compete with the 13 year olds who have no responsibilities. I'd come home after a 14 hour shift just to get dummied by some kid who had been practicing the entire time I was at work. 14 year old me would destroy those kids at counterstrike though, guaranteed.

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u/NeedsMoreBunGuns 4d ago

Of course, they weren't born yet.

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u/shadowblaze25mc 4d ago

Its easy to beat up fetuses than teenagers

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u/Xanderoga 4d ago

Nah. I crush kids at fps’ and sleep like a baby at night knowing I’ve absolutely destroyed their mental health.

No mercy. Fuck them kids.

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u/dmtdmtlsddodmt 4d ago

Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddlin' kids.

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u/rancid-testicles 4d ago

Probably not a good idea to go around fiddlin' with them either.

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u/QurantineLean 4d ago

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it.

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u/__Seris__ 4d ago

Playing Fortnite as a millennial makes you feel like a god among ants. 90% of people you play against are simply awful at third person shooters. It’s a huge boost to your self esteem

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u/Notsozander 4d ago

Shitting on kids in sports game is another one I absolutely adore. Blowing them out by the third quarter of 2K bring me joy

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u/blackanesecantrap 4d ago

Im 35 and my son is 6. We mash on kids in Fortnite duos. Shit is fun

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u/Legitimate-One-9786 4d ago

This ! Modern warfare taught me well. That said, this new gen seems fucked

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u/jixxor 4d ago

There are quite a few studies that suggest that this is mostly a widespread misconception if thought of as extremely as this. Yes, reflexes do get worse with age, but not yet when you're a young adult. For example according to the findings of this study reflexes start deteriorating at the age of 24. My own and most definitions of "young adults" I found define that as like 18-25~ years of age. So if kids are really better at FPS games than young adults, that's not because of age-related reflexes.

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u/Inevitable_Seaweed_5 4d ago

Yeah, kids aren't. There's a reason that you don't see teams of 16 year olds winning major tournaments. There's all sorts of tactics, positioning, movement, communication, and game sense that you only get with thousands of hours of practice and kids at that age haven't had that much time to play. I used to be competitive in halo in high school and the only people who would still wreck me were the young twenties people who understood rotations and flanking lines of sight and such better than I did. They had the same mechanical skill and practice, plus a couple years, and so much more game sense practice.

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u/Porut 4d ago

There's no enemy voice chat in Fortnite so let me call bullshit.

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u/xXKodiacXx 4d ago

Emotional damage

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u/StickyHams 4d ago

He's gonna be telling this story to his grandchildren like he was a POW in Vietnam.

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u/ThrowAwayBBY46 4d ago

That's seriously brutal. Dude was trying to be friendly and little guy fucking ruined his week out of nowhere.

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 4d ago

jr high kids are brutal

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u/asshol1o 4d ago

Nothing like getting knocked down a peg by a kid in middle school

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u/Fastriverglide 4d ago

If you get knocked down it just means your ego wasn't big enough xD

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u/Bully-Rook 4d ago

For real. Do kids think no one over 16 uses the internet?

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u/RiverBuffalo495 4d ago

My high school shares a library with the middle school below it and sometimes middle schoolers are surprised that I know what various game characters or websites are.

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u/thestrawberry_jam 4d ago

middle and high school is not even that big of an age difference lmao how old do they think we are?

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u/ball_fondlers 4d ago

Well, I mean, a mere 2-year difference to a 12-year-old is 1/6th of their life so far.

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u/FutureComplaint 4d ago

Not to mention the height and size differences...

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u/my_little_mutation 4d ago

Some of them really really do.

I've seen teenagers say things like this with some frequency.

"Omg why is an adult into the same things I am."

They'll learn, I'm sure, once they're older and realize that they don't want to give up their interests either and thst adulthood isn't all work and taxes. Granted it's too much of those things but it's other things too.

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u/UpvotesFreely 4d ago

I think it means their parents are boring.

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u/knowntart 4d ago

they might not even BE boring

my parents are apparently huge fucking sportsfiends, they love everything that's broadcasted on tv, especially baseball, but i didn't even realise that till after high school, some things you just do not notice when youre younger, especially if you find those things boring

my grandma apparently took me to a professional basketball game when i was young, and i do not remember it AT ALL because holy fuck sports were the worst then

i still don't love them but i can at least appreciate the sport now, back then i did not care one fucking whit

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u/dpotilas89 4d ago

Or wants to do something they find funny/intresting

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u/StorKuk69 4d ago

When I was 12 I thought the average age online was like 15...

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u/babyplush 4d ago

I play Rocket League to get this experience on the daily

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u/GraciousOpportunity 4d ago

Bro these middle school kids are vicious af though.

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u/bukzbukzbukz 4d ago

tbh they have no idea what they're talking about. To a 13 year old 23 seems senile nearly. But they'll be 23 themselves and they'll realize not much changes and you don't suddenly want to do nothing but taxes or grocery shopping the moment you go above 20.

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u/cherry_chocolate_ 4d ago

I’m 23 and just did my taxes today, then read this in line at the grocery store 💀

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u/GreatGhastly 4d ago

Boy did I read this wrong first.

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u/prasslingsby156 4d ago All-Seeing Upvote

I feel like 23 is not going to be the fulfilling wonder this 13-year-old thinks it is

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u/Zaurka14 4d ago

Yep, at 25 i feel basically how i felt at idk, 16. That frontal lobe development did me dirty.

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u/prasslingsby156 4d ago

Adulthood has always been a lie. Why do you think old people are always so defensive?

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u/pragmojo 4d ago

Adulthood just means you don't get special treatment anymore, it doesn't mean you are any more prepared for or in control of your life. You just now bear full responsibility for yourself, whether you like it or not.

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u/Pac0theTac0 4d ago

No I don’t like it

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u/ksp3ll 4d ago

make it stop. please.

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u/ElJebusKrisp hates freedom 4d ago

i am in suffering every day

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u/SkylarRowan 4d ago

God, Just…WHY!?

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u/FeedBi 4d ago

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

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u/11173957 4d ago

Is that really the only reason we are born? So we can make shit then die?

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u/lililililiililililil 4d ago

Adulthood hit me like a ton of bricks when I had to google how to write a check. Then I had to google where to get checks. Then I had to google how to write out an envelope. Then I had to google where to buy stamps. Like three days and fifty fucking bucks to get that operation up and running and I wish I could go back and unlearn this garbage.

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u/HaikuBotStalksMe 4d ago

You're still ahead of other "real" adults that are too stupid and lazy to learn stuff.

"I don't know how to save contact to phone. This is because phone stupid and too hard. I refuse to learn and will make my grand kid do it."

In your case it would have had been like "stamps too hard. This is stupid. I'll just use cash app."

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u/lililililiililililil 4d ago

I’m only in my mid thirties but I’m still feeling that weird boomer energy pull sometimes where I get stuck in my ways with stuff and it’s annoying.

Like, I live in a rural area and it took forever for credit card readers in stores to upgrade to the slide in chip style. Whatever, got used to using that quick, but then all of a sudden there’s even newer ones with some kind of tapping thing? Nah dude fuck that. I just learned this insert instead of swipe thing and my anxiety of holding up a line trying this new thing is holding me back.

Like two months ago I finally gave it a shot, fucked it up, got helped by the cashier and now I’m hooked. Got my low-limit credit card (I’m still too distrustful to use my debit card) set up in my iPhone wallet and I’m a tappin’ fucking fool now. Few days ago I’m heading to work, mobile order and pay for my coffee, mobile order and pay lunch, phone tapping the magic box at the grocery store after work, stop at the station for gas. Slapped my fucking phone on a gas pump. Boom. Paid. Gassed up.

Get home and see that I left my wallet on the kitchen table.

Gonna google what the hell cash app is now.

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u/8_800_555_35_35 4d ago

To be fair, America's entire banking system is hot garbage; like no other developed country uses cheques anymore.

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u/PortableSun01 4d ago

I turned 18 recently pls take me back in time already

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u/theonlysaltybunny 4d ago

We are not defensive!!!!

😤/s

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u/_mully_ 4d ago edited 4d ago

I legitimately used to believe there would come a day when my mind and view of the world just "turned over" from kid-version to adult-version. Like the movie Baby Geniuses, but sort of the opposite. Instead of it happening as a toddler and losing cognitive ability, it'd happend in my early 20s and I'd gain ability.

As if it would happen overnight or over a couple months or something.

And afterwards it would just be night and day and you would feel the difference in every ounce of your being and interpretation of the world. And maybe even become more powerful (stronger, smarter, etc. - like an adult was bigger and opder, so they must be a supped of version of younglings, right?).

I thought all of this because of the generic, "You're too young to understand" / "You'll see things differently when you're older". Also, maybe because I watched Baby Geniuses too much as a kid haha (but great movie, might be worth watching if you haven't seen).

Later, during a customer facing summer job, my then boss told me, "Adults are just really big kids. Someone gets under their skin, then they get upset and just wanna get under someone else's". The world made so much sense all of a sudden in that moment.

Sidenotes: Anyone remember the parenting bit with lying and your tongue turning black? Or the crust of the bread is the healthiest part (I believed that one for way too long - it doesn't even make sense, bread isn't a vegetable or something and the crust isn't it's nutrients rich skin).

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u/heepofsheep 4d ago

Nah man it’s great. I can drink light beer in my underwear anytime I want without being judged.

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u/50at20 4d ago

You get judged.

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u/heepofsheep 4d ago

What if I’m swap the light beer for an IPA?

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u/bayleafbabe 4d ago

Nearly 27 here, swear I’ve been the same since like 14

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u/RoboticBirdLaw 4d ago

Just turned 28. There are some ways I have very clearly grown up since high school, but in many respects I'm still the same. My interests are pretty much the same. I can interact better in a professional/social setting but I'd still rather just "be myself" as I would hanging with friends.

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u/RonLivingstoned 4d ago

26, it’s nice to see comments like these and realize i’m not alone. I feel the same as I did 10 years ago, but now I have a professional persona that I act out for 40 hours a week

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u/dysphoricjoy 4d ago

46 here, glad to be surrounded by similar young cool kids 😎 :-)

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u/Stars_And_Garters 4d ago

I definitely felt different after 25. I think that might have been more escaping trauma than frontal lobe development, though.

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u/andrewsad1 4d ago

28, with no character development since I left high school

Like, literally the only difference between late 20s me and late teens me is that I shifted left on the political compass

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u/ColaEuphoria 4d ago

I honestly can't relate. I'm 27 and feel drastically more mature than I did even at 23.

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u/HumanDrinkingTea 4d ago

Yep. I'm 32 and don't even feel the same as I did at 29. My years of most growth were probably between maybe 19 and 23 though.

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u/Mystical-Door 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yup I’ve never related to these posts. I’m only 24 but I definitely feel like an adult and even feel way more mature than I did at 21, let alone at 16

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u/Own-Preparation4687 4d ago

Ok but I just turned 30 and honestly the difference between 25 and 30 is astounding, way bigger than the difference between 20 and 25. I used to stress out about the future a lot and now I have more of a "it'll work out, just keep doin your thing" mentality. Although, to be fair, I've got financial stability I didn't have when I was 25.

I think part of it was feeling like I had to do stuff while I was still young, and now I'm 30 and still feel pretty young so I get the sense I'll feel about the same til I'm 60. I have more time than I realized at 25.

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u/P_Griffin2 4d ago

You only feel like that until you actually sit down at try to spend time with a bunch of 16 year olds.

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u/starvinart 4d ago

nobody likes you when you're 23

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u/Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop 4d ago

My friends say I should act my age.

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u/Bwuhbwuh 4d ago

What's my age again?

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u/ptipp93 4d ago

Shhh let him/her learn the hard way like the rest of us.

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u/Calthyr 4d ago

I’m 32 with children and still feel the same as my early 20s. That or I forgot what that feels like..

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u/Accomplished_Soil426 4d ago

I feel like 23 is not going to be the fulfilling wonder this 13-year-old thinks it is

23 sucks

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u/TheBlueJacket1 4d ago

Hell I’m 24 now and if anything I was more fulfilled back then

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u/prasslingsby156 4d ago

Yeah, at least when I was 13 I knew who I was and didn't have a drinking problem

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u/t3hmau5 4d ago

Ha! Jokes on you kid, it's all downhill from here.

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u/GregBuckingham 4d ago

I had someone do this to me a couple years back haha. Kid was like 16 in high school and I was like 26 or something

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u/BigFanOfRunescape 4d ago

Bet he wasn't maxed though, noob

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u/MalenInsekt 4d ago

This is fucking hilarious lmao

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u/GregBuckingham 4d ago

Imagine not being maxed with osrs being 10 years old smh my head

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u/venatic 4d ago

🦀🦀🦀$12.49🦀🦀🦀

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u/Rewmoo2 4d ago

Bet that kid had infernal cape

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u/Italophobia 4d ago

Lmao what is your profile pic

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u/abananation 4d ago

Bro what do you think adults do for fun, taxes?

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u/TourrrettesGuy 4d ago

Drink at the bar and play golf. Nothing more nothing less

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u/EasternArgie 4d ago

I never knew my city had a golf club until I was 21, I didn't go in, but now I know its there.

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u/Practical_Echidna917 4d ago

you're*

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u/PinkFloydSheep 4d ago

Teach that kid what the internet is really about

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u/thawed_froyo 4d ago

“Shouldn’t you be eating Tide Pods?”

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u/Xylphin 4d ago

The kids who were 13 during the Tide pod craze, are 18 now.

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u/Fig_Jig 4d ago

The ones who were eating tide pods are like, 89 now

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u/JesterMarcus 4d ago

Well, the survivors are.

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u/Idontwantthesetacos 4d ago

I expect that from a 13 y/o but there are adults well in their late 30’s still confusing they’re/there/their, you’re/your; It’s sad.

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u/Frict1on_ 4d ago

Ther/theyr/thayer,yor/ur

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u/Idontwantthesetacos 4d ago

Yeah I forgot all those. Also missed youdnthv

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u/Frict1on_ 4d ago

I knew I forgot one

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u/BigBootyBuff 4d ago

Could/would/should of is the one that sticks out to me like nothing else.

Though nothing will ever beat "may of had"

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u/CouldWouldShouldBot 4d ago

It's 'should have', never 'should of'.

Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!

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u/vinavuhuy 4d ago

My fire

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u/zZCycoZz 4d ago edited 4d ago

Nobody likes you when youre 23

Edit: Seems many of you should listen to "Whats My Age Again?" by Blink 182

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u/ttbmips 4d ago

I just turned 24. People have started talking to me again. It was a rough year.

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u/Professional-Swing48 4d ago

You joke but we are the same age and that was easily one of the worst years of my life

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u/ObscureGrammar 4d ago

One of the worst years of your life so far.

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u/FeedBi 4d ago

Remember kids, it can always be worse

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u/ttbmips 4d ago

It was indeed a joke, but it was also not a good year for me. But that only means this year won't have to try that hard to be better :)

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u/Unlucky_Role_ 4d ago

Haha, you can still tell them apart.

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u/WE-NEED-MORE-CATS 4d ago

I remember when COD4: Modern Warfare came out for the xbox 360 I just got. People were talking about their ages and I mentioned I was 23. They all started giving me some shit. I still remember this one British kid like YELLING at me "YOU'RE TWE'EY FREE AND PLAYIN CAWL OF DEUTY?!?"

Nobody yelled at me before 23, and nobody has yelled at me about my age after 23. Anecdotally, your comment rings true. Nobody likes you when you're 23. Blink 182 were prophets.

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u/blarglwharbl 4d ago

Well, you still act like you’re in freshman year.

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u/Independent_Yam_625 4d ago

Wtf that legit feels like truth

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u/DIsForDelusion 4d ago

It's a song. A hymn of sorts for our generation.

https://youtu.be/BsnddlzfV3A

Blink 182 - What's My Age Again?

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u/Vancouv-NC 4d ago

Surprised how many people's heads this went over. I guess I'm officially getting old since apparently that song is an obscure classic now

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u/parasocialites 4d ago

This sub is full of extremely young people these days

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u/thenumber88 4d ago

I took her out it was a Friday night.

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u/jane_delawney_ 4d ago

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

(Oof…right in the 1996)

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u/Important_Middle_880 4d ago

We started making out and she took off my pants

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u/Spart85 4d ago

But then I turned on the TV

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u/doriangraiy 4d ago

and that's about the time she walked away from me

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u/jane_delawney_ 4d ago

This thread has made me goofy smile. Right in the nostalgia

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u/KBolt99 4d ago

I love how everyone is responding to this in earnest like its not a very famous song lyric😂

I guess Blink-182 isn’t as well known as a thought it was. I’m 23 and I couldn’t go to a party in high school without hearing a Blink-182 song, maybe its just a midwest thing🤷‍♂️

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u/TwangyCircle 4d ago

And are still more amused by prank phone calls

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u/Professional-Bread59 4d ago

The amount of people missing the reference is pain-inducing

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u/ShreksGirth 4d ago

I’ve always texted them. I’m a registered text offender so it’s mandatory to let them know

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u/dedokta 4d ago

13 year old thinking that 23 is old. I don't think I really knew what was going on till I reached at least 40. I'm 50 now and seriously reconsidering that idea.

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u/leezybelle 4d ago

As a teacher, just remember that once kids are in 4th grade and up, they REALLY start getting comfortable with their knowledge: aka they can and will burn you. Respond carefully

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u/Respectful_sloth 4d ago

It still blows my millennial mind that kids have cell phones now at 13

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u/exovdo 4d ago

Young millennial here.

I had a Razer flip phone in middle school.

Had a smart phone in highschool.

I wouldn't give my kid a smartphone, but a dumb phone for emergencies? Hell yeah

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u/Respectful_sloth 4d ago

Dang your parents were way cooler than mine. Their approach was: until you are driving yourself you will always be with an adult that has a phone.

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u/ImJustAverage 4d ago

I got my first phone at 14, calls only. Didn’t get my first smart phone until senior year of high school or right after.

I remember when I was a kid we would go play at the neighborhood park all day and my parents would give me a walkie talkie to take in case I needed to get ahold of them or they needed to get ahold of me.

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u/HeavyMetalTriangle 4d ago

Holy shittttt… My friends would’ve roasted me so hard if my parents resorted to using walkie talkies with me. I can’t even imagine the jokes I would have endured. Jesus Christ lol

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u/KarmicDevelopment 4d ago

Yikes...your parents never let you go off on your own with other kids?

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u/magicmeese 4d ago

Dunno about op but I lived in the sticks and no one my age lived near by.

Would be concerning if I went off with a random neighbor (by neighbor I mean like a person living a mile away)

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u/AttaboiLimits 4d ago

Razr*

The gaming peripheral company, Razer, makes phones too.

My second phone was a Moto Razr. I had some absolute brick of a Nokia first. Good times.

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u/MundaneInternetGuy 4d ago

Also not to be confused with Razor scooters, as long as we're doing younger millennial nostalgia.

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u/BigBootyBuff 4d ago

That's been pretty common for 20 years now though. By 13 basically everyone in my school had a phone. Mostly the Nokia 3310 prepaid.

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u/finemustard 4d ago

You had a totally different experience from me then because 20 years ago I was 13 and literally no one in my school had a cellphone at that age. No one I knew had a cellphone until we were about 16.

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u/bluejaygotham 4d ago

millennial in my 30's and I had a cell phone at 13

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u/daxtron2 4d ago

Zillenial cusper here, had my first phone in 2008 because my mom thought I was gonna get kidnapped on my way home from the bus stop lol

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u/Respectful_sloth 4d ago

I’m guessing it worked and you weren’t kidnapped? Thanks mom!

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u/kipperfish 4d ago

I'm a millennial. We've just given our 10yo a phone.

It's heavily locked down, and we can check her messages anytime. Pretty much the only reason she has it is her absolute bestie has just moved schools. Means they can keep in contact and arrange when to go over each other houses without the parents having to sort it out everytime.

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u/CapnC44 4d ago

Well that's about the age where most kids start doing stuff after school more often. It only makes sense that they have a phone. Lots of creepy shit out there.

Their responsibility is another problem though.

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u/Alistershade 4d ago

One of my aunt's kids is hardly 5 and she navigates an Iphone like the thing is just hardwired into her brain.

Sidenote: she's oddly obsessed with skin walkers, we don't know when she picked the term up but it's hilarious watching her do this lanky looking, bow legged, arms way out waddle strut that is apparently how skin walkers move to her.

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u/AttaboiLimits 4d ago edited 4d ago

This actually leads to kids who are technologically useless. I’m seeing them now entering the workforce. Unless it’s a big shiny square that announces it’s intents, they are clueless.

They can find an app in a big screen of apps, but nothing else.

Millennials are peak tech. They are used to having to actually put in work to get work out of a computer. Z’s expect a big shiny box and go blank if anything else is presented.

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u/GlitchIsHiding 4d ago edited 4d ago

I use mine because I’m usually out and about somewhere and my mum has to come pick me up. Don’t get why kids would need it other than that.

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u/Respectful_sloth 4d ago

Minecraft or some shit? I truly don’t know

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u/friedmaster69 4d ago

For the same reason you are on reddit

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u/Independent_Yam_625 4d ago

I’m 23 and this is the type of shit I would do.

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u/Same-Letter6378 4d ago

Yeah there's nothing wrong with a 23 year old doing this. Kid has no idea what age 23 is like.

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u/buttaholic 4d ago

"Listen here you little shit"

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u/Co-Deck22 4d ago

Richmond babyyy!! 🙌🏻

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u/baumerman14 4d ago

I too was looking around like 804, where the comments at

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u/ClaritinBanks 4d ago

Will always be superior to the 757

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u/1momentpls 4d ago

Yea I scrolled what felt like forever until I got to the RVA people

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u/hjwaa7 4d ago

Sameee! Side note, growing up when I heard the Chris Brown song where he sings his phone number I thought all radio stations just put their own area code in until one day I found out my aunt had been his bus driver 😅

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u/PlaneSole222001 4d ago

Imagine being an age where you technically should start maturing and you cant even realize most adults are just kids with major responsibilities

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u/playr_4 4d ago

We do internet challenges and other dumb shit to escape our responsibilities for a bit.

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u/Best_Illustrator_137 4d ago

Nah these kids ruthless 😂

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u/brantmacga 4d ago

When i was a kid in the 80’s/90’s growing up in a small town, i was in the same class with our home phone “number neighbors”. Even more ironic, both dad’s of those two kids were named Bill. So when someone called my house and asked for Bill, I’d say, “which one?”. And then, “ah yeh you meant to dial 904x”.

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u/The_Friendly_GBear 4d ago

Honestly 13 is the new 8 year old and 20s are the new teenagers that can do it legally.

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u/kinda_alright 4d ago

"Nobody likes you when you're 23."

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u/ncopp 4d ago

Listen here you little shit you hadn't even had your first conscious thought when we were all planking

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u/notGegton 4d ago

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u/IndividualJuicebox 4d ago

why do you think it’s fake

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u/ubernat 4d ago

/r/NothingEverHappens

People on reddit are weird, seems real

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u/IndividualJuicebox 4d ago

that’s what i’m saying lol

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u/Spear_speaks007 4d ago

“Block”