meirl

[u/[deleted]]

[u/ClassicSubstance5090]

Richard

[u/tact1cal_turtle → u/ClassicSubstance5090]

This is the only one

[u/Zarueaouan → u/tact1cal_turtle]

Willy

[u/Dreaming_Kitsune → u/Zarueaouan]

I'll never smoke weed with willy again

[u/CriticalDeRolo → u/Dreaming_Kitsune]

If your Willy is smoking, you should probably see a doctor

[u/Beez1111 → u/CriticalDeRolo]

Name him Richard Face

[u/SnakeBeardTheGreat → u/CriticalDeRolo]

Or slow down and use some lube.

[u/400HPMustang → u/Dreaming_Kitsune]

The party’s all over before it began…

[u/Bos_lost_ton → u/Zarueaouan]

Big Billy, the biggest wet Willy

[u/TianShan16 → u/Bos_lost_ton]

I laughed hard at this one

[u/KRIEG709 → u/TianShan16]

Same here

[u/DieHardPanda → u/tact1cal_turtle]

Biggus Dickus

[u/W1lson56 → u/DieHardPanda]

.. He has a wife, you know

[u/SovietSpy17 → u/W1lson56]

She’s called… Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

[u/Ok_Check_6407 → u/SovietSpy17]

That scene is one of my favorites ever

[u/leviathab13186 → u/Ok_Check_6407]

The best part is those guys were really trying not to laugh. They were told they wouldn't be paid if they laugh so they tried really hard to hold it in. I'm assuming they were paid of course lol

[u/Commercial-Health-19 → u/W1lson56]

Just wait till Biggus Dickus hears about this!

[u/AccidentCheap7482 → u/ClassicSubstance5090]

Maybe a little too......on the nose?

[u/sh1t-p0st → u/AccidentCheap7482]

Wow, good one, very original.

[u/Sttocs → u/AccidentCheap7482]

What’re you looking at, dick nose?

[u/EnormeProcrastinator → u/AccidentCheap7482]

Oh shit!! Now I get where Richard is coming from lmao. Thanks for pointing that out ! Haha

[u/Sillyviking → u/ClassicSubstance5090]

Richard the Dickfaced

[u/MooMooMatthew222 → u/Sillyviking]

Richard Dixon

[u/-Imprivata- → u/MooMooMatthew222]

Richard Dixon Phase

[u/TheGreatGameDini → u/MooMooMatthew222]

Yeah but you totally missed Richard Nixon who was an actual dick.

[u/Dacon3333 → u/TheGreatGameDini]

Old tricky Dick

[u/28secondslater → u/Sillyviking]

Richard Fitzwell

[u/ngwatso → u/Sillyviking]

Richard Cranium

[u/2600og → u/Sillyviking]

Richard Ballsworth the 2nd.

[u/Ambitious-Ad9355 → u/Sillyviking]

Richard noggin

[u/logibear10 → u/Sillyviking]

Ahh, one of the lesser known british kings, i see?

[u/Tola76 → u/Sillyviking]

Lol.

[u/Connguy → u/Sillyviking]

r/yourjokebutworse

[u/smaccer → u/ClassicSubstance5090]

Penicato.

[u/Original-Advert → u/ClassicSubstance5090]

Damn it I was too late

[u/RepresentativeOk3233 → u/ClassicSubstance5090]

Beat me to it...

[u/Ok_Marionberry141 → u/ClassicSubstance5090]

This is it. This is the way

[u/GiveMeYourMoney17420 → u/ClassicSubstance5090]

I immediately knew this would be the top response

[u/kirilltheoneandonly]

The only time you can actually call someone Dickface.

[u/TheShnard → u/kirilltheoneandonly]

A bit too "on the nose" I think.

[u/zhazzthesniper → u/TheShnard]

This might be the greatest comment I’ve ever read. Hold on, I’ll be right back with an award.

[u/Madoodle → u/TheShnard]

You win the internet for the day.

[u/ashleyrae83 → u/TheShnard]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/alex32593 → u/TheShnard]

Nah! Just the shaft

[u/Mundane-Remote-2865 → u/kirilltheoneandonly]

Dickface was my first thought.

[u/lxkandel06 → u/Mundane-Remote-2865]

I thought of Dicknose

[u/windchaser__ → u/Mundane-Remote-2865]

I came here expecting a thousand other people to have the same thought. Thank you for not disappointing

[u/scarlett_bear]

Johnson

[u/BobDerBongmeister420 → u/scarlett_bear]

Long Johnson

[u/TheDudette840 → u/BobDerBongmeister420]

I had a friend named Frank Johnson. He would introduce himself as "Frank Johnson, straightforward dick".

Or sometimes as Jelly, cause he was a professional clown lol

[u/deadly_toxin → u/TheDudette840]

I know a guy whose full name was 'Harold Peter Dyck'

He got really mad when people called him Harry.

[u/iamjaidan → u/BobDerBongmeister420]

Ohlong Johnson

[u/DowntBoitDafagnPanes → u/iamjaidan]

Oh dumb piano

[u/Rielhawk → u/DowntBoitDafagnPanes]

It's Don Piano.

... Meow.

[u/DowntBoitDafagnPanes → u/Rielhawk]

My apologies, I knew nothing of the Don Piano, until now.

[u/shegedep → u/BobDerBongmeister420]

Why I eyes ya

[u/Gringar36 → u/scarlett_bear]

Johnson D Phallius

[u/chimera_zen]

It's clearly "Dick James, Bitch"

[u/SuggestedUserShame → u/chimera_zen]

Super Freaky

[u/The-Sneaky-Snowman → u/chimera_zen]

Nice place bitch

[u/ukpunjabivixen → u/chimera_zen]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[u/YesOfcDefoIn]

Dickins, Charles Dickins.

[u/YeetMemez → u/YesOfcDefoIn]

Richard Dickins.

[u/Positive_Cloud5047 → u/YesOfcDefoIn]

I was thinking abt that 2

[u/Technical-Air9087]

Biggus Dickus

[u/Jusan1 → u/Technical-Air9087]

What’s so funny about the name biggus dickus? I have a very great friend in rome called biggus dickus.

[u/SignificantTie7031 → u/Jusan1]

He also has a wife..........

[u/RiskyDanFish → u/SignificantTie7031]

Incontinentia... Incontinentia buttocks.

[u/Duskfang762 → u/RiskyDanFish]

Shut up! Why are you laughing! To the pits with you!

[u/malignantmuffin → u/Duskfang762]

I want to see him fighting wabbid beasts within the week

[u/Heisenburrito → u/SignificantTie7031]

Hugus Cuntuss

[u/MemesAboutEverything → u/Technical-Air9087]

He has a wife, you know

[u/ScabusaurusRex → u/MemesAboutEverything]

Do you know what they call her?

[u/DBorger123 → u/ScabusaurusRex]

smallus vaginus

[u/ScabusaurusRex → u/DBorger123]

No, I believe it was... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.

[u/GRIM106 → u/DBorger123]

Tightus*

After she married him I heard she changed her name Loosius

[u/Dog-Semen-Enjoyer → u/Technical-Air9087]

How many people forgot this was a Monty Python reference

[u/MikeN1978 → u/Dog-Semen-Enjoyer]

Oddly enough I watched this fit the first time 3 days ago after randomly coming across it on Netflix I believe.

[u/Ok_Check_6407 → u/Dog-Semen-Enjoyer]

Not me

[u/Rollotommasi5 → u/Technical-Air9087]

I have a werrry good friend in woooome

[u/Sionnachan → u/Technical-Air9087]

This is the one!

[u/MasterTheDreamer]

Willy

[u/Cool_Manufacturer335 → u/MasterTheDreamer]

Wonka

[u/defender128 → u/Cool_Manufacturer335]

Walter white?

[u/PyroWasUsed → u/defender128]

Jessi Pinkman?

[u/Ordinary_Day6135]

Hardon

[u/EUNEisAmeme → u/Ordinary_Day6135]

Ligma

[u/incorrectcharlie → u/EUNEisAmeme]

What's ligma

[u/incorrectcharlie → u/incorrectcharlie]

OH GOD OH NO OF FUCK

[u/Anarcho-Pacifrisk → u/incorrectcharlie]

Joe mama

[u/Any_Clue_2662 → u/Ordinary_Day6135]

real dick head💀

[u/AlphaDag13]

Balzac

[u/TauPard005 → u/AlphaDag13]

Honore de Balzac

[u/msmischance → u/TauPard005]

This is right! Perfect!

[u/foldzondura → u/AlphaDag13]

Turn up the fun!

[u/Objective_Poetry2829 → u/AlphaDag13]

Cyrano de Balzac

[u/Claat]

Knobhead

[u/sash71 → u/Claat]

I thought Nobhead or Dickhead. If you ever lost him and had to describe him it's all there in the name.

[u/Aggravating-Seat-974]

Peter

[u/Trick_Report_9628 → u/Aggravating-Seat-974]

Peter Enis

[u/jsal0087 → u/Aggravating-Seat-974]

wanted to see if anybody said what I said🤣

[u/MrGerbik99]

Boner

[u/LoganRoyKent → u/MrGerbik99]

My name is Boner, and I’m a pussy.

[u/TobylovesPam → u/MrGerbik99]

Remember Boner on Growing Pains? How was that even a thing? How did they name a character on a family friendly, prime time tv show Boner and it was totally cool? This was in the days where Bart Simpson was the devil but Boner was totally acceptable.

[u/TheGrey_GOD]

Deez

[u/Pomerosa → u/TheGrey_GOD]

Nuts

[u/Material_Swimmer2584 → u/Pomerosa]

Nutzencock

[u/Molten-Universe]

My ex had a husky that had one on his face and she never noticed it and I pointed it out and apparently I ruined her dog.

[u/Middle-Blacksmith-15 → u/Molten-Universe]

That's probably why you are her ex

[u/Molten-Universe → u/Middle-Blacksmith-15]

Haha probably.

[u/glefe → u/Molten-Universe]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my dog is ruined.

[u/Corfiz74 → u/Molten-Universe]

Once you see it, you can't unsee it. 😂

[u/uTimu]

Solonggaybowser

[u/SmashDreadnot → u/uTimu]

Lol. I haven't heard that in years. Time to dig through the Nintendo box soon, I guess.

[u/uTimu → u/SmashDreadnot]

:]

[u/rissie_delicious → u/uTimu]

This sounds like more of a confession

[u/EdmontonOil]

My cat had massive balls. Called him Tiny. He never liked me for some reason.

[u/Dwaas_Bjaas → u/EdmontonOil]

That’s a long name bro. Who’s going to remember all that

[u/distributive → u/EdmontonOil]

Your cat's favorite movie scene, probably

[u/Consistent_Penguin]

Mandu, so it will be Cat mandu.

[u/keithrh13-]

Dick head

[u/InevitableAd9683]

Richard Peter Johnson

[u/BeefRamenGuru → u/InevitableAd9683]

RPJ for short

[u/Arrow_of_time6]

Willie

[u/Brother_Delmer]

O'Toole

[u/enochrootpl]

Jizzlord

[u/horpetorcsog → u/enochrootpl]

I miss that series

[u/rasen_flash]

Jojo. My cat's name.

[u/otterg1955]

Pecker head

[u/verifiedwomanbeater]

Girl's Dm

[u/sidehoe69 → u/verifiedwomanbeater]

Under rated comment

[u/Fechnitian2873 → u/verifiedwomanbeater]

Why not boy’s

[u/NotNowIsTaken]

Snow White

[u/Piddy3825]

If I had a cat that looked like that, I'd name him Boner...

[u/FeelGdGuy]

Phallicia

[u/Levaris77 → u/FeelGdGuy]

Top name submitted two hours late!

[u/Practical_Echidna917]

cunt macockface

[u/wwJones → u/Practical_Echidna917]

LOL. This is great.

[u/lil_squeeb]

Squirt or Skeeter

[u/Brilliant-Engineer57]

Dick?

[u/dana_day12]

Shaft

[u/tf2_soldier_666]

Richard

[u/TheMajesticJoeJoe]

Enis

[u/PomelaQ]

Denis

[u/NWStormraider]

Repost McIstealcontent

[u/bdjeijxf]

Seriously? How long will it appear on the reddit again and again every fucking month.

[u/LillianneOCinneide → u/bdjeijxf]

Yeah, I don't know how this is meirl

[u/mr_shammycloth]

Wow even funnier than when I saw this the last 6 times

[u/WedeI → u/mr_shammycloth]

I have seen that in 2015

[u/Fishingmemefinace]

Big Lizzy

[u/RememberOola]

Little lion. The black fur on his face resembles a mane.

[u/LarsihasiSpassi]

It’s a pussy named dick

[u/BreaRoePhilly → u/LarsihasiSpassi]

💀

[u/Substantial_Pin2400]

Dicky or eggy

[u/Maleficent-Mirror991]

That cat’s a dickhead

[u/marronite]

Fuck Face. Why has no one told this?

[u/Userman1248]

Dick, Dick Grayson.

[u/ElDativo]

Rocketface

[u/sharpasahammer]

Peter.

[u/Scrapmoney80]

Peter?

[u/FroboyFreshenUp]

Richard

[u/not_a_total_dick]

A simple dicknose is my answer

[u/Regaman101]

Dickhead

[u/king_o0o]

Mr pickles 🥵

[u/fire292rr]

Dickhead

[u/Yelashorkie]

Pinocchio

[u/MonitorMundane2683]

Willy.

[u/Mental_Base_7551]

Richard Cranium

[u/Bulky_Design_1133]

Cock face or DH

[u/pekak62]

Richard

[u/Protectourpranks]

Johnson

[u/chipperlovesitall]

Unit

[u/_barkingseal_ → u/chipperlovesitall]

This is award wrothy

[u/Justaverage69]

Richard

[u/StandardOperatorr]

Lipton

[u/anywheregoing]

Richard

[u/Available-Gear9537]

Pecker!

[u/fastm87]

Phallicat

[u/khabib88]

Dickface

[u/spiraldown024]

Penis head

[u/Just_Map_8616]

Penisdimilo

[u/josepapiblanco]

Dickface

[u/cr4vn2k]

Richard..?

[u/SecretPrinciple8708]

This is clearly Shaft, the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.

They say this cat is a bad mother…

[u/brokencrayons]

Sir or ma'am, if you do not name this cat dick face, then this cat deserves a better loving home.

[u/Stone-Cold-Advice]

Expo.

Look up the Montreal Expo's emblem. Very similar.

[u/forced_perspective]

Throb

[u/Braxist]

Dr George Wiener Dittrick

[u/Frosty-Author6287]

Scrote

[u/EconomySizedBathroom]

Dick Facey

[u/Flashy-Donkey2328]

Looks like a mediocre Photoshop job

[u/ParmesanCharmeleon]

Dickhead

[u/porn_philosopher]

Todger

[u/jkparty1111]

Dick face

[u/faridx82]

Pussy McDickface

[u/butterscotches]

Claude

[u/FerricFryingPan]

Pen is a great name, Tell'er that to her face

[u/overpaid_bum]

ED.

[u/Gsauce87]

Dildo baggins

[u/NadiaLeone]

Brandon