r/memes Aug 17 '21

Someone say sike pls

21k Upvotes

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u/ilostmymind_ Aug 17 '21

I heard kids pick on kids they are interested in.. maybe my school had a lot of gays interested in me

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u/arcademissiles Aug 17 '21

Excellent coping technique

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u/No_Lifeguard_3975 Aug 17 '21

Wait so that one girl who i dont like and her girl group are interested........ Na who the hell am i kidding im a redditor

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u/meinkejbnxcvxscf Aug 17 '21

I thought that was impossible

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u/samavatibnxcxgd Aug 17 '21

Bonus points if bully is secretly a bottom

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u/No-Temporary-934 Aug 17 '21

The bully is always a bottom

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u/TerrorBiscuit Aug 17 '21

And a great one at that

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u/lsteinncvbxgsszg Aug 17 '21

Bonus points if bully is secretly a bottom

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u/meme_used Aug 17 '21

it's called being a tsundere

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u/orfan-of-snow Aug 17 '21

Tsundere-> thundere, yandere -> john deeree (John deere)

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u/Maleficent-Ad-5498 memer Aug 17 '21

sussy baka

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u/yallchill42 Can i haz cheeseburger Aug 17 '21

bussy saka

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u/SusDino Aug 17 '21

Lucky lol (sorry for being bullied tho)

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u/24-seven-usless Aug 17 '21

So that’s why I didn’t even had other kids picking on me

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u/MunchOnACarrot Aug 17 '21

I actually think this is somewhat true! My childhood bully ended up being gay. No clue if he actually fancied me and that’s why he bullied me or not but it would make sense.

Now would I ever date that motherfucker who ruined my childhood? No. But it’s nice to feel wanted 🥰

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u/AlejoGermanGarcia 29d ago

I'm going to assume that emoji was ironical.

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u/Affectionate-Draw688 Aug 17 '21

Yes, they were harassing you to show their undying affection towards your majestic beauty, they felt the need to make sure that no one else would like you and had to have your to themselves.

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u/HarvyJC loves reaction memes Aug 17 '21

The risk was calculated, but man

am I bad at math

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u/Zekiz4ever Aug 17 '21

But are you got at meth?

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u/hotel2oscar Aug 17 '21

At least you're not bad at meth, or do you actually have a spelling problem?

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u/Lostshadow69 Aug 17 '21

I thought that was impossible

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u/CB_Arpan Aug 17 '21

Than come here and suck my dick

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u/Memematree_Alt Aug 17 '21

“Maybe I will”

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u/Nivi2006 Aug 17 '21

"That's what your mom said last night"

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u/CB_Arpan Aug 17 '21

Bruh you don't need to make it weird

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u/G_L_I_C_H_ Aug 17 '21

This needs to be in r/suddenlygay

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u/cakatooop Aug 17 '21

Then they kiss and lived happily ever after

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u/Space_JesusKenobi Aug 17 '21

Disney- "Write this shit down now!"

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u/zoriox_yt-but-better Aug 17 '21

Me, a bisexual accepting the offer

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u/Purple_K Aug 17 '21

You get to fuck your bully

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u/ZephyDrake Aug 17 '21

This sounds like the start of a pornhub video.

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u/meinkejbnxcvxscf Aug 17 '21

Bonus points if bully is secretly a bottom

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u/F1tt0 One does not simply Aug 17 '21

i'm pretty sure is the other way around

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u/ProdigalSon123456 Aug 17 '21

Bonus points if bully is secretly a bottom

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u/wellItsLee Aug 17 '21

visible gay panicc

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u/Achilles93 Aug 17 '21

Mr. Bean with the ultimate DSLs.

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u/Lestial1206 Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 17 '21

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u/sinish_anand Aug 17 '21

Someone say sike pls

Bully : ahhmmm Sike daddy

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u/HarvyJC loves reaction memes Aug 17 '21

How to unsee

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u/dark09destroyer Aug 17 '21

The good ending

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u/Moon_DarkLight Aug 17 '21

And so the first game of gay chicken commences

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u/isyankar1979 Aug 17 '21

Me: Kk suk my dik

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u/redditnielo24 Aug 17 '21

This aint r/AskReddit but when I was in Elementary, there was a bully who kept on bullying this gay dude. Turns out, he was fucking him and for some reason, everyone aside from their class knew it was happening lol.

Well, I think the number 1 concern here would be the fact that they were in elementary but idk what to say to that lol

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u/p_turbo Aug 17 '21

Yep, my first reaction to that was "Y'all were fucking in Elementary?!?"

Thank goodness you see the weirdness too!

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u/redditnielo24 29d ago

I mean, it was the last year of elementary so...

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u/LupusCairo Aug 17 '21

I see this as an absolute win

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u/sword_of_fingolfin Aug 17 '21

Me: I ain't believing you , give me a kiss or something

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u/Sexy_Shoelace Aug 17 '21

Can we just take a moment and appreciate what a treasure this guy is

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u/Pinpinmax Aug 17 '21

"ask u're father"

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u/Thunder9356 Aug 17 '21

Never happened to me>:(

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u/Dependent_Avocado667 Aug 17 '21

Me too sigh! Unzip

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u/SgtMkoll Aug 17 '21

Congrats!

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u/Ernesto_Stupps trans rights Aug 17 '21

"Does Saturday at noon work?"

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u/NudelXIII Aug 17 '21

I just saw that episode yesterday. What a coincidence.

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u/Meaxis Aug 17 '21

Just reply "Because I ain't" and you roasted him as fine as old wine

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u/Super_Villain0 Aug 17 '21

sike sike sike

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u/IamDankWorthy can't meme Aug 17 '21

JOJO REFERENCE

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u/FrostPlayz37 Aug 17 '21

well, shit

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u/SoHiHello Aug 17 '21

Psych. The word you were looking for is Psych.

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u/MajorS_- Aug 17 '21

Chuckles Im in danger

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u/imshream Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 17 '21

This episode of Mr bean is hilarious...

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u/Gangsterman1000 Aug 17 '21

"Well go to tony there not me!"

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u/El_Famoso_Random_Guy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 17 '21

So, did you fuck?

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u/Willing_Ad9314 Aug 17 '21

A plot point in the novel 'Pygmy'

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u/SadWisp Aug 17 '21

For some reason bullies from my school all turned out to be gay and that blew my mind. I kept wondering how is that connected.

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u/Devil-Dawg05_ Aug 17 '21

Remember kids, if you ever have a bully just kiss them.

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u/EpsilonOnizuka Aug 17 '21

Haha maybe he was lokking at hes ass the whole time

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u/a-purple-cabbage Aug 17 '21

This could be the premise for a cute rom-com ya know.

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u/minted_fnaf Aug 17 '21

That’s how I met your father

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u/Advanced-Scallion343 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 17 '21

S

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u/musicaldigger Aug 17 '21

never happened to me sadly

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u/hbl1099 Aug 17 '21

Sike pls I AM SO INCREDIBLY FUNNY DUDE CANT EVEN RELATE TO MY LEVEL OF HUMOUR

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u/Arqesu Aug 17 '21

Anyways, I’ve been playing this game of gay chicken for 40 years now. I definitely think I’m winning but he hasn’t conceded yet so I have to keep going

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u/greg_the_egg69 Aug 17 '21

UwU big buwwy cock

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u/BonnieGamerbao Aug 17 '21

NOT like the simulations

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u/AquaLago 29d ago

"And that's the story of how I started dating my bully."

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u/jazmer12 29d ago

So hes 31 39

chek the periodic table

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u/SnowBoy1008 Aug 17 '21

Reject him

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u/boombozz Aug 17 '21

Ayooo wtf!!! 🤣

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u/Alive_Mixture8255 29d ago

Hi interested I’m dad

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u/Neel4312 29d ago

Oh well let's get started

Tears pants off